I'm sure he'll end up dishing out soup to homeless people during Thanksgiving for a few hours as his punishment. Of course, any civilian would be getting cornholed in shifts by members of MS-13 under the friggin LA County lockup, but hey, celebrities are better than us anyway.
Shia LeDouche is more like it. What a fucking tool...even with their accumulated millions, will these drunken Hollyweird assholes ever hire chauffers, or heaven forbid, take a cab?????
From a purely physical standpoint, even at her peak, Jolie doesn't hold a candle to Fox. Between hyped-up trendy pseudo-exoticism and genuine classical beauty, classical beauty wins every time for me.
Megan Fox used to be hot, before she got all of that plastic surgery. Now she looks artificial, like all of the other chicks in Hollywood after they become famous. I honestly hate plastic surgery.
Just an update, it seems that the other driver that hit Shia's truck was actually the one at fault. He ran a red light and hit Shia while he was doing a left-hand turn.
Not that that makes anything better. He was still driving drunk.
24 Comments:
Leave Your CommentA perfect Cajun-Jewish car crash - wild and drunk, but the medical bill will be nawt aaawwful.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 11:26:57
i'll bet that woman's voice that they heard scream "fuck!" was actually LaBeouf.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 29, 2008 11:33:15
I'm sure he'll end up dishing out soup to homeless people during Thanksgiving for a few hours as his punishment. Of course, any civilian would be getting cornholed in shifts by members of MS-13 under the friggin LA County lockup, but hey, celebrities are better than us anyway.
By coolpapa, on July 29, 2008 11:34:56
meg fox is just not that hot! i don't really understand the fixation. I would take angelina jolie and her tatts over meg fox all day long.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 12:12:51
Shia LeDouche is more like it. What a fucking tool...even with their accumulated millions, will these drunken Hollyweird assholes ever hire chauffers, or heaven forbid, take a cab?????
By Storm, on July 29, 2008 12:23:48
I am sure there are idiot starfuckers who would drive this moron home FOR FREE!!!!
In other news, his truck looks not unlike a Transformer in the middle of becoming his ugly, overrated ass. Or Nobody Fox's, for that matter.
By 789, on July 29, 2008 12:34:09
That wax figure of Megan Fox is quite good.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 12:34:59
So who wants to bet me 1,000$ this kid doesn't do two seconds in jail?
PS: What kind of Jew drives a pickup truck?
By thebig28, on July 29, 2008 12:46:19
YES!!! Excuse for Megan Fox pics!!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 12:59:22
"meg"
By Eagle Eye, on July 29, 2008 13:19:25
megan always looks the same in every picture
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:23:03
Shia is so edgy! Bleah.
By Shia's agent., on July 29, 2008 13:28:50
From a purely physical standpoint, even at her peak, Jolie doesn't hold a candle to Fox.
Between hyped-up trendy pseudo-exoticism and genuine classical beauty, classical beauty wins every time for me.
By Fred, on July 29, 2008 13:33:33
Yawn...
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 14:08:26
He drives an f150?
What rich and famous person drives a fucking ford?
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:00:48
He's already off the hook. Other driver was lit too and ran a red light.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:15:03
Megan Fox used to be hot, before she got all of that plastic surgery. Now she looks artificial, like all of the other chicks in Hollywood after they become famous. I honestly hate plastic surgery.
By Tom, on July 29, 2008 15:15:37
12:12:51, no thanks. I'd rather have Megan Fox.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:40:02
Misdemeanor Drunk Driving? What the kind of charge is that? If any of us NOT FAMOUS people did this, we will be charged with Drunk Driving, PERIOD!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 17:27:35
Time for a good ole trip to rehab.Care to join me lindsey?Paris?Brit?Nicole?Keith?Amy?
By ramrod, on July 29, 2008 18:15:41
Hit me, bro!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 18:55:15
Would someone puhleeze get a mop and mop the grease off this chick's face????? Then come over to my place and mop the jizz off the floor. Thanks!
By gregarb, on July 30, 2008 06:06:30
Just an update, it seems that the other driver that hit Shia's truck was actually the one at fault. He ran a red light and hit Shia while he was doing a left-hand turn.
Not that that makes anything better. He was still driving drunk.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 06:16:39
who cares
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 07:12:36
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