Love Tom's Paranoid $cientologist 360 Degree Stare. Mouth slightly agape with attempt at smiling "composure", stony gaze at nobody in particular, constant back-and-forth rotation of skull. Translation: "You all better not be trying to kidnap me and have me deprogrammed, which you can't, because I'm not programmed to begin with, but anyway, don't try any funny stuff, because I KNOW ALL." Impossible to duplicate if you're not one of "them".
I know what RICO is thanks to "The Dark Knight." Basically, you can indict people who are not otherwise connected if they belong to the same organization being investigated. I have no idea what that has to do with this case.
RICO = The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (commonly referred to as RICO Act or RICO) is a United States federal law that provides for extended penalties for criminal acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. It also provides a civil cause of action for those injured by violations of the act. RICO was enacted by section 901(a) of the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970 (Pub.L. 91-452, 84 Stat. 922, enacted 1970-10-15). RICO is codified as Chapter 96 of Title 18 of the United States Code, 18 U.S.C. § 1961–1968. It was intended to make it easier to prosecute organized crime figures, but has been applied in several other cases as well.
He's holding Suri with only one arm because he doesn't want to get too many girl-germs. And that fire hydrant will figure prominently in his writhing dreams tonight...
Let's face it...Katie is set for life if she ever leaves Tom. She's got a viable reason (he's INSANE) and her whole life ahead of her to put that alimony to good use! Good for her!
Suri looks like she hates that thing on her head. Tom was probably telling her he'd murder her if she took it off before the cameras stopped taking pics of them. Poor kid.
Poor Katie. First he "knocks her up" (via turkey baster, natch) to make himself look like he's heterosexual, then he makes her wear flats to make himself look taller, now he's making her dress and cut her hair like a 58 year old Washington wife so he can look younger by comparison. He's sucking the life out of this once pretty and talented woman, and with all the batshit $cientology crap she's being exposed to, it's a wonder she hasn't landed in the nuthouse yet. It's going to happen though, just look at her eyes. There's hardly anything there anymore. I hope they do break up this evil and diabolical cult before more people end up empty husks of themselves like Katie Cruise.
"By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Toe? If you work out or take pics of yourself that makes you gay?"
Justin: Tsk...Tsk...you're obviously not keeping up with your IDLYTW reading assignments. This theory was irrevocably proven on the Big Brother 10 Is Gay thread where Toe said,"I am a girl and i would still hit that hard. (even with a strap on)." This is otherwise known as the day I fell madly in love with Toe.
The "church" of Scientology, as I recall, went all the way to the US Supreme Court to gain status as a "church" in the 70s. Common knowledge is L. Ron Hubbard used the "church" for tax exempt status so he could grow fatter and richer and laugh all the way to the bank. Too bad he never got busted for stealing others' writings, which are all his books are, anyway. He was a sci fi writer. Technically, the "religion" is FICTION.
Good. I hope they finally get busted under the RICO statutes. Another way to skin the cat. I have a feeling that this is what the lawsuit is really about. Too bad it took thirty years. But better late than never.
Tom is a high officer in the church and likely uses it as a tax shelter as well. Under RICO it is probable that he is in deep doo doo as a defendant in the action. YAY! There IS an ALIEN GOD. Let's pray that in the civil suit he is found suspect of criminal actions and winds up indicted on criminal charges (money laundering, anyone??)as well.
The RICO angle is a stretch, but whatever works, eh? At least Co$ will waste more of its ill-gotten gains on yet another interminable lawsuit. While I would prefer to see him electrocuted or some such, an irritated David Miscavige is better than a smiling-and-matchy-with-my-boyfriend one.
Ah, yes, the stupid, inexplicable cowboy hat is a tallness maneuver. I don't know why I missed that. Next he should try a dunce cap. Appropriate and effective!
I just noticed that the fact that Katie is taller than Tommygirl her waist is on point with his which must mean she has a pretty long torso. For her height she should have a higher waist.
Tom is crazy. He never finshed highschool, never went to college, never went to medical school, never did an internship, never worked as a doctor or is not a chemist. Yet he claims he has more knowledge then them when it comes to medications. Funny how the people so against meds are the ones who really need them.
I just noticed that the fact that Katie is taller than Tommygirl her waist is on point with his which must mean she has a pretty long torso. For her height she should have a higher waist.
She'd be able to really work the Mom Jeans, wouldn't she?
Studios need to stop hiring him b/c hiring Cruise and paying him upwards of $20 million is just putting that money into the pockets of this organization.
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Leave Your CommentI missed Katie in The Dark Knight...
That was Tom's fault, right? Good choice to stay out of what is looking like the biggest grossing film ever! Two thumbs up!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 10:59:36
*chorkle chorkle guffaw* @ 10:59:36
Love Tom's Paranoid $cientologist 360 Degree Stare. Mouth slightly agape with attempt at smiling "composure", stony gaze at nobody in particular, constant back-and-forth rotation of skull. Translation: "You all better not be trying to kidnap me and have me deprogrammed, which you can't, because I'm not programmed to begin with, but anyway, don't try any funny stuff, because I KNOW ALL." Impossible to duplicate if you're not one of "them".
By Little Miss IHATETOMCRUISE, on July 31, 2008 11:10:12
I know what RICO is thanks to "The Dark Knight." Basically, you can indict people who are not otherwise connected if they belong to the same organization being investigated. I have no idea what that has to do with this case.
By HussyFit, on July 31, 2008 11:16:28
RICO = The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (commonly referred to as RICO Act or RICO) is a United States federal law that provides for extended penalties for criminal acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. It also provides a civil cause of action for those injured by violations of the act. RICO was enacted by section 901(a) of the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970 (Pub.L. 91-452, 84 Stat. 922, enacted 1970-10-15). RICO is codified as Chapter 96 of Title 18 of the United States Code, 18 U.S.C. § 1961–1968. It was intended to make it easier to prosecute organized crime figures, but has been applied in several other cases as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act
By helping hand, on July 31, 2008 11:19:17
IS THIS THE END? ... HAVE THESE MONEY HUNGRY PEOPLE BEEN EXPOSED?.... TUNE IN NEXT TIME, SAME BAT TIME SAME BAT CHANNEL
By NONA MOUSY, on July 31, 2008 11:21:56
He's holding Suri with only one arm because he doesn't want to get too many girl-germs. And that fire hydrant will figure prominently in his writhing dreams tonight...
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:22:50
Tom is not gay. He does not work out everyday nor take pictures of himself naked. He is NOT!
By Toe, on July 31, 2008 11:23:05
Is he going to be in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TWO??
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:24:52
Ugh, she sucked in Batman Begins.
By Kate, on July 31, 2008 11:25:09
Katie looks like shit! Those Scientologists are killing her. The girl used to be kinda pretty in the Dawson's Creek times.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:27:15
She was the freakin worst in Batman Begins, and the franchise is better off without her. When is this cult going to end already?
I figured they would have been busted for tax evasion, kidnapping, fraud, etc by now.
By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Toe? If you work out or take pics of yourself that makes you gay?
By justin, on July 31, 2008 11:37:22
Let's face it...Katie is set for life if she ever leaves Tom. She's got a viable reason (he's INSANE) and her whole life ahead of her to put that alimony to good use! Good for her!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:40:08
I bet Katie misses her stilletos!
By Lilli, on July 31, 2008 11:40:15
Well that puts a smile back on my face!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:42:55
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuck you, Tom Cruise!!
(run katie, RUN!)
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:44:28
Suri looks like she hates that thing on her head. Tom was probably telling her he'd murder her if she took it off before the cameras stopped taking pics of them. Poor kid.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:51:07
Tommy wasn't wearing his lifts that day so he wore that tall, gay hat to make up for it. We know you're a midget Tom. Nice try though.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:53:17
11:40:08,
And there is the tell-all book.
By silver_viper, on July 31, 2008 12:05:31
Poor Katie. First he "knocks her up" (via turkey baster, natch) to make himself look like he's heterosexual, then he makes her wear flats to make himself look taller, now he's making her dress and cut her hair like a 58 year old Washington wife so he can look younger by comparison. He's sucking the life out of this once pretty and talented woman, and with all the batshit $cientology crap she's being exposed to, it's a wonder she hasn't landed in the nuthouse yet. It's going to happen though, just look at her eyes. There's hardly anything there anymore. I hope they do break up this evil and diabolical cult before more people end up empty husks of themselves like Katie Cruise.
By RICO take 'em down!!!, on July 31, 2008 12:29:22
Looks like the COS is still poisoning Katie with overdoses of niacin. Lookin' good, Kate. *vomits*
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 12:34:24
I hope the cult goes bankrupt.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 12:52:01
You know what the best movie Kate-E was in was?
Muppets From Space.
It's the last time anyone saw her emote.
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2008 13:00:30
PS:
"SHHHHH! It could be full of chocolate, mmmmkay???"
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2008 13:02:41
Scientology = Box office poison. Unless your name is Will Smith
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 13:58:11
13:58, I think that myth has been disproved via Hancock.
Handcock? Freud is involved there somewheres...
I wonder if Freud was a Scientologist?
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2008 14:19:54
Overdosing Katie with niacin? What do they think that does for her?
I hope the COS goes down in flames.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 14:29:06
I hate that assclown.
By n.kidmann, on July 31, 2008 14:53:31
That dwarf is also being sued for not paying his dues to the Lollipop Guild.
By Santos, on July 31, 2008 15:50:05
Tommy Cruise is a little shit. I hope he gets spanked on the butt by his tall robot Katie Holmes.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 16:05:07
"By the way, what the fuck is wrong with Toe? If you work out or take pics of yourself that makes you gay?"
Justin: Tsk...Tsk...you're obviously not keeping up with your IDLYTW reading assignments. This theory was irrevocably proven on the Big Brother 10 Is Gay thread where Toe said,"I am a girl and i would still hit that hard. (even with a strap on)." This is otherwise known as the day I fell madly in love with Toe.
By gregarb, on July 31, 2008 16:12:07
Top banner pic: Were they at a midget parade?
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 16:45:03
That sounds like an expensive church. Man, I could never afford that...
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 18:17:33
The "church" of Scientology, as I recall, went all the way to the US Supreme Court to gain status as a "church" in the 70s. Common knowledge is L. Ron Hubbard used the "church" for tax exempt status so he could grow fatter and richer and laugh all the way to the bank. Too bad he never got busted for stealing others' writings, which are all his books are, anyway. He was a sci fi writer. Technically, the "religion" is FICTION.
Good. I hope they finally get busted under the RICO statutes. Another way to skin the cat. I have a feeling that this is what the lawsuit is really about. Too bad it took thirty years. But better late than never.
Tom is a high officer in the church and likely uses it as a tax shelter as well. Under RICO it is probable that he is in deep doo doo as a defendant in the action. YAY! There IS an ALIEN GOD. Let's pray that in the civil suit he is found suspect of criminal actions and winds up indicted on criminal charges (money laundering, anyone??)as well.
I wanna be Tom's lawyer when I grow up. $$$$$$$$
Veddy interesting.
By Sami, on July 31, 2008 18:34:51
The RICO angle is a stretch, but whatever works, eh? At least Co$ will waste more of its ill-gotten gains on yet another interminable lawsuit. While I would prefer to see him electrocuted or some such, an irritated David Miscavige is better than a smiling-and-matchy-with-my-boyfriend one.
Ah, yes, the stupid, inexplicable cowboy hat is a tallness maneuver. I don't know why I missed that. Next he should try a dunce cap. Appropriate and effective!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 31, 2008 19:14:08
I'm glad Maggie replaced Katie in Dark Knight, at least she has personality.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 20:05:24
I just noticed that the fact that Katie is taller than Tommygirl her waist is on point with his which must mean she has a pretty long torso. For her height she should have a higher waist.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 23:58:18
$cientology = career suicide
Will smith and JLo - you two are next
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 03:41:37
This guy will probably be the victim of a mysterious "suicide" very soon.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 07:42:35
Gregarb,
Thanks for the support.
I've made an appointment for a naked photo session (for both of us). Call me 1-800-on-strap
By Toe, on August 1, 2008 08:41:45
Neto him is David Mascavigne, the high school drop out? munchkin fruitcake in charge of the cult.
Don't they look so cute in lil' matching leather jackets? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 08:47:33
Die Clams, DIE!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:39:02
Tom is crazy. He never finshed highschool, never went to college, never went to medical school, never did an internship, never worked as a doctor or is not a chemist. Yet he claims he has more knowledge then them when it comes to medications. Funny how the people so against meds are the ones who really need them.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:48:56
I just noticed that the fact that Katie is taller than Tommygirl her waist is on point with his which must mean she has a pretty long torso. For her height she should have a higher waist.
She'd be able to really work the Mom Jeans, wouldn't she?
By LMS (too tired to write the whole goddam thing), on August 1, 2008 10:18:56
I thought we agreed a few weeks ago that was because Tom made her have several inches removed from each of her femurs...^^
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 16:07:21
Tom makes me feel so glib.
By toejammer, on August 2, 2008 18:13:07
Studios need to stop hiring him b/c hiring Cruise and paying him upwards of $20 million is just putting that money into the pockets of this organization.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 16:00:06
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