I think it's the other way around - he had a few inches taken out of each of "Kate's" shins. Pretty sure the removed bits were made into a nice shiny penis.
meh... she's got flats, he's got lifts - it's all evened out... I'm curious about hands in the the jeans pockets tho... she abandons them in the other pix, but those 1st shots were, considering the purple hands phenomenon earlier, a bit 'concealing'
She seems to have perfected the art of slouching to make herself look 6 inches shorter. Just looking at the photos of these people makes me shudder....they just creep my shit out!
Those two pictures where she's bent over, elbows on the top of the wall, with him behind her (with her slim build and short hair) - first time I could ever envision him having sex with her. But not in a way that would get her pregnant, so that's still a mystery.
He is 5, 7" and she is 5, 9" so those must be some pretty tall and fancy lifts he's rockin in those pics!! Ditto on the haircut thing, that's pretty creepy too.
She is wearing the flattest shoes imaginable. His lifts are common knowledge. Also, depression brought on by nearly three years of isolation, interrogation, starvation and brainwashing has left her without the will to stand up straight, let alone live. The real question is why are the Scienos in leather jackets in California in July? Does Scientology make you cold?
I wonder how he managed to keep her from reprising her role the Batman franchise,but"allowed" her to be in that QUEEN lATIFA piece of shit Mad Money?I guess he dosen't like to be overshadowed in more than one way. ASSCLOWN.
WTF - she became an ironing board because she ingests god-knows-what purification drinks that make her sickly. look at pics of her when they first started "dating" - she did not look like a pale, sick girl.
It's true. Katie wasn't that hot in the first place. Scarlett Blowjobsson was Tommyboy's first choice, apparently. That makes him suddenly seem less gay, doesn't it? (The operating word here is "seem")
Look at the creases in his shoes in the first pic, you can see that he has heels on in the shoes in addition to the heels on the shoes. Unless his toes are 6 inches long...
Leave Your Comment No kidding cause sexist controlling wee man would never ever wear height enchancing special secret platform shoes. What a wanker that is but she was crazy enough to get knocked up by him.
I think it's the other way around - he had a few inches taken out of each of "Kate's" shins. Pretty sure the removed bits were made into a nice shiny penis.
His haircut, his nose, the jeans, the leather jacket, his shoe lifts, his little bitty friend, David, his Amazon clueless pathetic wife, his craziness, his cult, the weird pregnancy, the weird divorce, the weird child situation - this is the short list...
Aside from Katie slouching ALL the TIME, Tom has managed to merely look taller. IF she wasn't bended over most of the time while they took pictures of them, she has a good 4 inches over Tom...isn't she like 5'9?
I have read that Tom is 5'7" and Katie is 5'9". But when she wears heels she towers over him. He likes her to wear flats and he wears lifts in his shoes. It was rumored on the set of the vampire movie he made with Brad Pitt that he was paranoid that Pitt would appear taller then him on screen and demanded lifts be put in all his shoes.
Katie looks good now because her ass was heavily sedated on antidepressants, Tom got her ass off that shit, yeah he's weird but most of you assclowns on this thread are weirdos too. you can only dream of living the kind of life he does, sit behind your little computers with your miserable, minimum wage hill billy live and make snarky comments. he could give a f*ck about you losers.
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Leave Your CommentI think it's the other way around - he had a few inches taken out of each of "Kate's" shins. Pretty sure the removed bits were made into a nice shiny penis.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 12:41:38
he's standing on verne troyer's shoulders
By mini wee, on July 21, 2008 12:42:09
Placentas have amazing human-growth potential when frequently ingested.
- Tom Cruise
By i don't like you in any way, on July 21, 2008 12:44:19
Days of Thunder 2 ???
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 12:47:25
That's little cult leader Miscavige. He also has a shoe addiction.
Google him.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 12:56:07
Show of hands if you think he's crazy enough to force her to have part of her thighs removed?
It is possible but is supposed to be EXTREMELY painful, which would explain why she's looked drugged up for the past year or so.
By thebig28, on July 21, 2008 13:01:29
meh... she's got flats, he's got lifts - it's all evened out... I'm curious about hands in the the jeans pockets tho... she abandons them in the other pix, but those 1st shots were, considering the purple hands phenomenon earlier, a bit 'concealing'
By gigi, on July 21, 2008 13:34:09
She seems to have perfected the art of slouching to make herself look 6 inches shorter. Just looking at the photos of these people makes me shudder....they just creep my shit out!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:36:17
They made Katie wear cropped pants to make her look shorter too. These people are creepy, I agree with anon 13:36.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:43:55
Wow. "Kate" is having the time of her life. Look at those faces! Yeesh. She's surrounded.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:44:36
The three of them look like aliens, sort of vacant expressions with slanty eyes and pale grey skin. Hmmm.
By Yo, on July 21, 2008 13:45:07
Yeah, what "gigi" said.
By Gaston, on July 21, 2008 13:50:44
Those two pictures where she's bent over, elbows on the top of the wall, with him behind her (with her slim build and short hair) - first time I could ever envision him having sex with her. But not in a way that would get her pregnant, so that's still a mystery.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:57:38
I don't see what everyone's talking about? He's walking around with his daughter, isn't he?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 14:01:12
That is some receding hairline Mr Cruise has going. Looks like our near-perfect movie star is showing signs of aging. Ain't life a bitch.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 21, 2008 14:16:27
cult base to cult follower katie...
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080721/tom%20cruise%20katie%20holmes%20Laguna%20Seca%20Moto%20GP%20july%2020/big_11.html
you look too tall, bow below cult leaders tom and david immediately or else...
By voice in katie's earpiece, on July 21, 2008 14:20:53
why do all those weird cult people have the same haircuts now?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 14:26:00
God I hate these two. Its really just that simple.
By Kate, on July 21, 2008 14:32:11
Why are their hands bluish purple and why do they hide them in their pockets?
By Niacin, on July 21, 2008 14:34:48
He is 5, 7" and she is 5, 9" so those must be some pretty tall and fancy lifts he's rockin in those pics!!
Ditto on the haircut thing, that's pretty creepy too.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 14:53:22
I'm surprised and frankly a little disappointed that Todd didn't comment on the ginormous duck flippers she has for feet.
By Big Feet = Good Balance, on July 21, 2008 15:26:35
See men can look tall too when they wear hooker boots
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 15:33:02
I don't know how they did it, but check out their official wedding pic. Tom was suddenly somehow tall in that photo, too.
By Scientology is for creeps, on July 21, 2008 15:34:26
She is wearing the flattest shoes imaginable. His lifts are common knowledge. Also, depression brought on by nearly three years of isolation, interrogation, starvation and brainwashing has left her without the will to stand up straight, let alone live. The real question is why are the Scienos in leather jackets in California in July? Does Scientology make you cold?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 15:40:17
You people know nothing. Katie had her knees removed. It's common knowledge in the clamworld.
By UCL, on July 21, 2008 16:34:06
How did Maverick ended married to this... ironing board?!
And how did this... THING marked the beginning of the end for him.
He was doing OK before Katie showed up in the picture.
By wtf, on July 21, 2008 16:35:46
Dear wtf,
Go back to your Purification Rundown and auditing.
Enjoy beating off to the homoerotic perfection of "Top Gun".
He did himself in by letting the crazy out with the couch jumping and claiming to know the history of psychiatry.
By Hyperbole, on July 21, 2008 16:48:20
@ Hyperbole
This still didn't excuse the ironing board dude...;)
By wtf, on July 21, 2008 17:28:25
I wonder how he managed to keep her from reprising her role the Batman franchise,but"allowed" her to be in that QUEEN lATIFA piece of shit Mad Money?I guess he dosen't like to be overshadowed in more than one way.
ASSCLOWN.
By juanbigone, on July 21, 2008 17:34:38
WTF - she became an ironing board because she ingests god-knows-what purification drinks that make her sickly. look at pics of her when they first started "dating" - she did not look like a pale, sick girl.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 18:02:38
wgaf about this dbag? does his mom even give a rat's rear?
By teh, on July 21, 2008 19:07:20
Are all $cientologists 5'5" and under? The cult leader dude looks shorter than Tom.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 19:10:37
It's true. Katie wasn't that hot in the first place. Scarlett Blowjobsson was Tommyboy's first choice, apparently.
That makes him suddenly seem less gay, doesn't it? (The operating word here is "seem")
By Fred, on July 22, 2008 02:10:48
Look at the creases in his shoes in the first pic, you can see that he has heels on in the shoes in addition to the heels on the shoes. Unless his toes are 6 inches long...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 02:42:38
You know that "Miscavige" is what comes out when you cannot pronounce "miscarriage" properly...?
By Natty, on July 22, 2008 03:15:42
If Katie's hair gets any shorter and her tits get any smaller she will be a man.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 03:16:54
You know that "Miscavige" is what comes out when you cannot pronounce "miscarriage" properly...?
By Natty, on July 22, 2008 03:21:53
What a miserable, freaky worm. The Scientos are a worthless cult as bad as the Moonies or hare krishna.
By Storm, on July 22, 2008 07:56:47
Katie looks cute to me.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:42:58
Nah, the Scientologists have just figured out how to shrink Katie.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:58:24
As I recall in the '80s TC was 5'4 and known to wear lifts in his shoes since Kidman was of Amazonian height.
Perhaps that's where Lo-boot-tone got the inspiration for today's hideous six inch heels with three inches of platform beneath the toes?
I am hoping Katie gets laughed off Broadway when she passes out on stage from malnutrition and lack of talent. A lethal combo.
By SWF, on July 22, 2008 12:34:49
Leave Your Comment
No kidding cause sexist controlling wee man would never ever wear height enchancing special secret platform shoes. What a wanker that is but she was crazy enough to get knocked up by him.
I think it's the other way around - he had a few inches taken out of each of "Kate's" shins. Pretty sure the removed bits were made into a nice shiny penis.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:04:33
His haircut, his nose, the jeans, the leather jacket, his shoe lifts, his little bitty friend, David, his Amazon clueless pathetic wife, his craziness, his cult, the weird pregnancy, the weird divorce, the weird child situation - this is the short list...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 14:44:21
Aside from Katie slouching ALL the TIME, Tom has managed to merely look taller. IF she wasn't bended over most of the time while they took pictures of them, she has a good 4 inches over Tom...isn't she like 5'9?
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 18:30:08
he didn't grow tall, he just chopped off some inches off katie's legs.
By happy, on July 22, 2008 22:17:13
I have read that Tom is 5'7" and Katie is 5'9". But when she wears heels she towers over him. He likes her to wear flats and he wears lifts in his shoes. It was rumored on the set of the vampire movie he made with Brad Pitt that he was paranoid that Pitt would appear taller then him on screen and demanded lifts be put in all his shoes.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:22:32
What a freaky looking couple. They look like they just got off a spaceship from a planet where there is only one sex.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 19:59:28
he is such a fag. everything about him screams butt pirate.
By chris from vancouver, on July 23, 2008 23:04:59
What a couple of douches. Katie had little or no bad press about her until she hooked up with looney tunes tom.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 10:26:33
Katie looks good now because her ass was heavily sedated on antidepressants, Tom got her ass off that shit, yeah he's weird but most of you assclowns on this thread are weirdos too. you can only dream of living the kind of life he does, sit behind your little computers with your miserable, minimum wage hill billy live and make snarky comments. he could give a f*ck about you losers.
By NubianGoddez, on July 24, 2008 15:46:14
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