Okay honestly, you can tell she's used everything available at your local Office Depot to create the illusion of boobs. Tape, staples, glue, you name it. It's a hell of a push up bra, but she obviously doesn't have implants.
Why a 14-year-old sold her soul to the devil to get that miracle, I have no idea. Well...her last name is Lohan, so I guess we should have seen that coming.
Not implants. Who was even saying that they were? It seems to me that LINDSAY is the one who brought it up!!!! No one was talking about Ali having implants until LL whored out her own sis on her blog to start the rumor mill going and get some attention. Typical Lohan!
She's what? Fifteen? Could be natural growth, could be a really nice bra, hell she could be stuffing chicken cutlets in there...then again, could be a really great tit job. The world may never know. Teen girls do strange things when they're insecure about their body...or drugged by mom.
But as another vagina owner, and seeingjudging by how smooshed in her boobs look, I'd guess push-up bra. I've got to be bored to post here...
it's not a pushup bra. a-cups can't ever look like that, and i'm sorry if victoria's secret convinced all you "petites" out there that that's what people see when you wear one.
why the hell else wouldn't she follow the pay-for-your-fame trend?
Not to defend anything here, but last I checked that 14-17 range is when you start sprouting breasts. Once again I have no idea why I know this prostitot exists, but I I really, really hope that people in LA are not crazy enough to stoop to breast implants even before she has an unsatisfactory porno circulate, and instead she woke up one day with these decent boobs.
I don't think Lindsay ever really had inplants. The women in that family just seem to have large tits. Lindsay had a lot of weight ups and downs, which I think explained her boobs. I refuse to speculate or comment on Ali, because she is a no-talent nobody.
Did someone say 'growth spurt'? 'Cause I'm definitely 'up' for that...! Not to change the subject but, it looks to me like the chick in these pictures has something unnatural going on with her lips. These kids today...
It's definitely a push-up bra. I use to be a bra specialist at VS and fake breasts look a lot different than that. You can also see she contoured her cleavage with makeup to make it look even more pronounced.
Linds is in deep denial about her parents, just like she's in deep denial about Ronson. Everyone in her life is a greedy user who just wants to milk the cash cow. And now that her teats are all dried up, they go and put some fake ones on her sister.
How does a 14 year old girl manage to look 30??? That looks like a an old dried up bar hag not a fresh faced 14 year old high school kid. She MUST be doing coke because that's the only thing that would age her that fast. I bet Dina gives it to her too.
I had the displeasure of living a town over from these horrible examples of humanity. Ali is SO bullimic and skeletal that it would be impossible for her to a)sprout boobs 1/3 her body weight and b)produce hormones to sprout said boobs let alone menstruate. This is a tiny, skeletal girl who is very very ill.
Eh, she looks exactly like I did at that age. I was and am kinda silly proportion wise. I seem to remember her older sister being the same way. I'm not sticking up for those reprehensible morons, but Ali's figure is entirely possible without surgery.
"Teenagers get implants, especially rich and famous teenagers. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan both got their implants when they were teenagers."
Unfortunately, I agree. Some plastic surgeons are low class whores. She got them at 14 so she can tell everyone that they are real at 21. I hope they grow out fugly. No chick should get implants, especially younger than 20 years old.
Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions for Porn Director Wednesday July 30, 2008
On the finale of E!'s Living Lohan, cameras followed 14-year-old Ali Lohan as she went on an audition for the horror movie Trolls.
Unbeknownst to Ali, she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, TMZ.com reported Wednesday.
“Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past," her rep tells Usmagazine.com. "If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”
TMZ.com reports that Ali's mom Dina "went nuclear" when she got word.
Ali hasn't been quiet about her desire to be famous.
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does," she told Teen Vogue earlier this year. "Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you.
"I want it so bad," she said of fame. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
I would not put it past the unfit, drunken coke whore of a mother. does not matter the kid still looks 65 and has not a shred of talent, the whole clan dad included just need to vanish from the face of the earth.
Probably got implants? Does this family think we are stupid? Lindsey got the same flack and she said she just got them. Like tits grow over night. Shame on their coke whore mother for letting them go under the knife to support her habit.
Sometimes they do just pop in pretty fast. She's 14, afterall. There's not a lot of surgeons who would do it and could make it look anything other than freakish. I just think hormones sounds like a more plausible explanation.
Umm, I don't see how this is puberty. Boobs do not grow that quickly; one week she was flat-chested, the next week she's sporting Ds, the human body does not work that way. It takes a period of time to grow that way. I'm a DD and I definitely did not get this way in a matter of weeks. It took YEARS. Gradually, my boobs got bigger.. She's either wearing a good bra or she got something done.
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Leave Your CommentCould just be a good bra. Who cares any way? This chick is beyone irrelevant.
By Willa Dodge, on August 14, 2008 10:23:21
Okay honestly, you can tell she's used everything available at your local Office Depot to create the illusion of boobs. Tape, staples, glue, you name it. It's a hell of a push up bra, but she obviously doesn't have implants.
Why a 14-year-old sold her soul to the devil to get that miracle, I have no idea. Well...her last name is Lohan, so I guess we should have seen that coming.
By Dan, on August 14, 2008 10:24:57
Too bad tits won't make anyone think she looks good. Shes fugly...
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:25:52
Orange Oprah has moved on to a new investment vehicle. Easier to juice up the new kid than overhaul the rehab dyke.
Mylie with tits! Might just work.
By Enough Already, on August 14, 2008 10:26:26
Teenagers get implants, especially rich and famous teenagers. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan both got their implants when they were teenagers.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:26:48
This is CLEARLY a push up bra, anyone with a vagina will vouch for it, unless she never wore one before.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:29:15
Those aren't the only pictures of her recently where she has bigger tits. WTF? Why are people defending this fugly no-talent trash?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:33:53
This vagina ownner calls implants, just like her whore sister got.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:38:10
Anyone else notice her gigantic man-hands?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:39:16
Fugly, untalented, and a totally brat to boot. She hit the trifecta.
By Albatross, on August 14, 2008 10:42:01
Not implants. Who was even saying that they were? It seems to me that LINDSAY is the one who brought it up!!!! No one was talking about Ali having implants until LL whored out her own sis on her blog to start the rumor mill going and get some attention. Typical Lohan!
I hate these people. They are ugly and useless.
By 789, on August 14, 2008 10:49:31
She's what? Fifteen? Could be natural growth, could be a really nice bra, hell she could be stuffing chicken cutlets in there...then again, could be a really great tit job. The world may never know. Teen girls do strange things when they're insecure about their body...or drugged by mom.
But as another vagina owner, and seeingjudging by how smooshed in her boobs look, I'd guess push-up bra. I've got to be bored to post here...
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:51:37
it's not a pushup bra. a-cups can't ever look like that, and i'm sorry if victoria's secret convinced all you "petites" out there that that's what people see when you wear one.
why the hell else wouldn't she follow the pay-for-your-fame trend?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:58:47
Not to defend anything here, but last I checked that 14-17 range is when you start sprouting breasts. Once again I have no idea why I know this prostitot exists, but I I really, really hope that people in LA are not crazy enough to stoop to breast implants even before she has an unsatisfactory porno circulate, and instead she woke up one day with these decent boobs.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:58:58
Knowing how fucked up that family is and how she desperately wants to be exactly like her trainwreck older sister, they probably are implants.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:00:16
i dont think its implants. hell, I went from a size A to a 36C in less than a year when I was 13. talk about embarrassing.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:06:24
I don't think Lindsay ever really had inplants. The women in that family just seem to have large tits. Lindsay had a lot of weight ups and downs, which I think explained her boobs. I refuse to speculate or comment on Ali, because she is a no-talent nobody.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:08:31
Dina doesn't have naturally big tits and neither does Lindsay. I doubt it's a growth spurt.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:08:51
Did someone say 'growth spurt'? 'Cause I'm definitely 'up' for that...!
Not to change the subject but, it looks to me like the chick in these pictures has something unnatural going on with her lips. These kids today...
By Holden Magroin, on August 14, 2008 11:36:11
They are the new Gabor Sisters. One will land a hit TV show; the other stars in remake "Queen of Outer Space".
Sweet Pea Lindz seems much better with a nice girl to look after her. They should have babies; Channing Tatum should make the donation.
By Joe, on August 14, 2008 11:57:35
From a girls perspective, I think shes wearing a hardcore push up bra but those dont look like implants.
By Krissy, on August 14, 2008 12:12:52
I wish they had a before & after pic on here so we could all compare and see for ourselves weather she got the implants or not.
By Trax, on August 14, 2008 12:13:39
Whatever the case she is still too young to wear that slutty tight shirt with her tits hanging out all over the place.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 12:14:30
^ they do have it, dumbass. they linked to it in their article. learn how to read.
http://www.usmagazine.com/ali-lohan-flaunts-a-fuller-chest
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 12:15:54
Interested in a little comedy gold? Watch this video of Ali -singing- ... but be forewarned! It is painfully mediocre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGv4-jbccSQ
LiLo -- go back to school, you dunce. What horrid grammar skills!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 14, 2008 12:55:57
What kind of dumbass idiot would even check out a 14yr olds chest...he needs 2 get bitch slapped
By Big D, on August 14, 2008 13:04:08
"What kind of dumbass idiot would even check out a 14yr olds chest"
Probably the same type of person who would substitute "2" for "to" in a sentence.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:10:12
Her tits are small thats a pushup bra but she did had a HANDS IMPLANTS damn those are HUGE hands so guys if you are small stay away from her hands
By SHE HAD MAN HANDS , on August 14, 2008 13:33:50
I can't believe she's only 14. She looks like a 40 year old who's smoked half her life. The whole family has a fugly bug in their genes.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:40:55
Lindsay Lohan writes like a moron. Is she a middle school dropout?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:45:14
Her mustache is very manly.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:51:18
sorry those are pushed up tits. not defending her but my mosquito bites look like that after a good VS bra.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 14:26:12
Ali is more what you would call "handsome".
By Fred, on August 14, 2008 14:36:00
It's definitely a push-up bra. I use to be a bra specialist at VS and fake breasts look a lot different than that. You can also see she contoured her cleavage with makeup to make it look even more pronounced.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 15:01:50
She's already looking like an ugly little slut just like her sister. Pretty soon she'll be in a little whore skirt with no underwear too.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 15:05:40
push a bra!!! but the mutant bee thing was hilarious
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 16:01:14
This family is such Long Island/New Jersey trash that I almost believe those are breast implants.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 16:08:30
Linds is in deep denial about her parents, just like she's in deep denial about Ronson. Everyone in her life is a greedy user who just wants to milk the cash cow. And now that her teats are all dried up, they go and put some fake ones on her sister.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 16:17:40
At 14, this girl already looks hard.
By Jenna Jameson, on August 14, 2008 16:31:35
How does a 14 year old girl manage to look 30??? That looks like a an old dried up bar hag not a fresh faced 14 year old high school kid. She MUST be doing coke because that's the only thing that would age her that fast. I bet Dina gives it to her too.
By Dina should be arrested, on August 14, 2008 16:48:10
Going from a B cup to a C cup in a few months: Normal
Going from a B cup to a DD cup in a week: Implants
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 17:02:09
I had the displeasure of living a town over from these horrible examples of humanity. Ali is SO bullimic and skeletal that it would be impossible for her to a)sprout boobs 1/3 her body weight and b)produce hormones to sprout said boobs let alone menstruate. This is a tiny, skeletal girl who is very very ill.
By Sami, on August 14, 2008 20:13:17
Eh, she looks exactly like I did at that age. I was and am kinda silly proportion wise. I seem to remember her older sister being the same way. I'm not sticking up for those reprehensible morons, but Ali's figure is entirely possible without surgery.
By MG, on August 14, 2008 21:06:32
The Lohans are a pack of Irish Travelers. They're all scam artists.
By They're scammers, on August 14, 2008 23:48:48
The "mother" of the Lohan train wrecks should be asshamed. Why can't she get a real job like everyone else, instead of pimping these kids out.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 05:13:11
Fuck all of them!!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 05:36:51
"Teenagers get implants, especially rich and famous teenagers. Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan both got their implants when they were teenagers."
Unfortunately, I agree. Some plastic surgeons are low class whores. She got them at 14 so she can tell everyone that they are real at 21. I hope they grow out fugly. No chick should get implants, especially younger than 20 years old.
By Super Dave, on August 15, 2008 06:54:35
Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions for Porn Director
Wednesday July 30, 2008
On the finale of E!'s Living Lohan, cameras followed 14-year-old Ali Lohan as she went on an audition for the horror movie Trolls.
Unbeknownst to Ali, she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, TMZ.com reported Wednesday.
“Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past," her rep tells Usmagazine.com. "If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”
TMZ.com reports that Ali's mom Dina "went nuclear" when she got word.
Ali hasn't been quiet about her desire to be famous.
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does," she told Teen Vogue earlier this year. "Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you.
"I want it so bad," she said of fame. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
By You're Welcome, on August 15, 2008 07:06:14
I wish they would all just go away, I love my mindless entertainment, but the Lohan's just suck at it.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 09:21:41
I would not put it past the unfit, drunken coke whore of a mother. does not matter the kid still looks 65 and has not a shred of talent, the whole clan dad included just need to vanish from the face of the earth.
By NubianGoddez, on August 15, 2008 10:35:15
So sick of this family.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:27:21
Both of those assholes got implants. Lindsey needs to calm down. No one really gives two shits about her and her ugly little sister.
By Yes I said it, on August 15, 2008 18:38:13
Probably got implants? Does this family think we are stupid? Lindsey got the same flack and she said she just got them. Like tits grow over night. Shame on their coke whore mother for letting them go under the knife to support her habit.
By Full of shit, on August 15, 2008 22:12:22
Sometimes they do just pop in pretty fast. She's 14, afterall. There's not a lot of surgeons who would do it and could make it look anything other than freakish. I just think hormones sounds like a more plausible explanation.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2008 22:55:11
Umm, I don't see how this is puberty. Boobs do not grow that quickly; one week she was flat-chested, the next week she's sporting Ds, the human body does not work that way. It takes a period of time to grow that way. I'm a DD and I definitely did not get this way in a matter of weeks. It took YEARS. Gradually, my boobs got bigger.. She's either wearing a good bra or she got something done.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:12:34
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