Aunt Miriam?? Is that YOU?? Uncle Shecky has been looking all over for you since the pinochle tournament let out early last year at the Lions Club on Route 80! Come home, Aunt Miriam! All is forgiven!
She always looks filthy. What I continue to marvel at isn't her singing, but her consistently smearing thick black eye paint on with every exit from her domicile. Wait. Maybe she tattooed her eyes.
OMG, OMG, OMG,, I love Amy, and want my children to be just like her, when I have them that is.. Still laughting at before you can buy her scalp on ebay,,,, Helllarious
She's getting quite scary. I know she's been crazy and shit before, but this is getting to be too much. I'm suprised she's still alive. It's a pity really, cause she actually did have talent before hell apparently froze over.
Technically the woman put her hands on Amy first, so even in America Amy has the right to defend herself. This incident wasn't unprovoked, but I don't doubt Amy has "thrown the first punch" other times. Just keep your hands to yourself especially with crackheads.
Knuckles to the windpipe. One quick jab, that's all it'd take.
I'd have to "provoke" her by asking her if she's all right first, of course. I might even go as far as asking her if I could assist her in any way. Buy her a hot meal, lend her some money. Taunting her mercilessly, y'know...that kind of thing.
I would punch her in the face so hard she would not get up anytime soon. Im pretty big and never hit a girl but I would lay her out and than I would go to town on any guy who tried to stop me. I cannot believe they let her get away with this, and where are the men over there? Our little whores in the US seem to like those panzys....maybe cause they can beat them up.....
Where is a crazy bith that will kick her bony ass ,that disgusting whore needs to go to jail don't the stupid brits file reports with the cops saying what that useless whore did?? come on England lock that CRACKHOUSE and throw away the key damn it
Todd, I don't use e-bay. I use Sotheby's. However, they don't make a cutting implement long enough to avoid the bacteria cloud and lice fallout to make it worth the risk. Her hair is so big, I'd have to make the cut starting around the carotid and ending around the jugular. Hmmmm....tempting!
she is such an out of line, messed up, egocentric asshole. in what universe does she think she still can get away with all this shit? well, actually, i guess that universe is called "England". Someone teach a lesson, come on. J. Walter Weatherman, anyone???
You can't just reach out and GRAB someone! No wonder she slapped her. You just can't grab people no matter how well intentioned you are. The young lady with her is her goddaughter. Get well Amy! We need your music and care about you.
If you think that is how it works in England then no, don't come over and start slapping people. This is only because she is famous and in London. They accept all sorts of stupid down there.
Say she tours (snigger) and visits places such as Newcastle, Manchester or up here in Scotland - say Glasgow. Try it there. You can then read her obituary.
Loved the James Bond theme by Amy Winehouse as done by Kevin Bishop. Todd should really put it on here, I'd linky link but doubt that is allowed.
someone should bitch slap this skid bitch. she looks worse than the crack-needle-junkies from Main & Hastings. fuck, maybe she'll just die soon and we can forget about her.
She's getting quite scary. I know she's been crazy and shit before, but this is getting to be too much. I'm suprised she's still alive. It's a pity really, cause she actually did have talent before hell apparently froze over.
I totally agree Chris though Main and Hastings might even be too good for the likes of Amy. She's absolutely disgusting looking, and her behavior matches her face. It's unfortunate that she is wasting away and the music will go with her. I don't even care about her music anymore... walk the talk!
Twice at my job a customer grabbed me like that. It was all I could do to keep from going Russell Crowe on their asses. I think we should put Wrestle Crowe and Arraignmy Crackhouse in a cage together to fight it to the finish. Wineho won't have to worry about things getting sexual. I'm sure Crowe wouldn't be Glad-he-ate-'er.
In my sexy dream, Amy and I are skipping hand and hand through the red light district of Amersterdam while smoking unfiltered cigarettes. We shoot heroin together, smoke hashish and then take refuge inside a sewer line where we engage in delightful foreplay involving toesucking and "fisting."
Hey, everyone can have their fantasy, and mine involves this sexy classy girl.
i differ with the phrase "completely unprovoked". while the random woman on the street might well have had good intentions toward the artist, she had no right to put her hands on amy winehouse.
Seriously, any asshole grabs me by the arm while I'm walking down the street and he or she is getting curb checked. Who the fuck does that women think she is?
62 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMore like Amy Crackhouse amirite!?!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:18:33
Still rockin' the ballet flats, interestingly enough, what puzzles me is the black girl next to her in toe shoes!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:18:42
LOL!!! That banner photo is hil-a-rious! The only thing missing is the red devil horns.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 15, 2008 11:21:26
I too am puzzled by her company-- she looks like a child. Maybe she's an actual ballerina, and Amy is carting her around as credentials.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:24:20
Aunt Miriam?? Is that YOU?? Uncle Shecky has been looking all over for you since the pinochle tournament let out early last year at the Lions Club on Route 80! Come home, Aunt Miriam! All is forgiven!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 15, 2008 11:25:44
Doesn't she look like she stinks?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:09:47
She always looks filthy. What I continue to marvel at isn't her singing, but her consistently smearing thick black eye paint on with every exit from her domicile. Wait. Maybe she tattooed her eyes.
By An Eyeschmere, on August 15, 2008 12:18:58
OMG, OMG, OMG,, I love Amy, and want my children to be just like her, when I have them that is.. Still laughting at before you can buy her scalp on ebay,,,, Helllarious
By popcornridge, on August 15, 2008 12:21:48
She's getting quite scary.
I know she's been crazy and shit before,
but this is getting to be too much.
I'm suprised she's still alive.
It's a pity really, cause she actually did have talent before hell apparently froze over.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:27:35
I would knock her pitiful ass out if she touched me.
By Cathy in Chicago, on August 15, 2008 12:29:21
She actually used to be kind of pretty before she started doing that stupid thing with her hair and makeup and smoking crack.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:29:33
Try that crap in New York and that "middle-aged" lady will hand you your heart before you stopped breathing!
By Nowhere Man, on August 15, 2008 12:30:42
Technically the woman put her hands on Amy first, so even in America Amy has the right to defend herself. This incident wasn't unprovoked, but I don't doubt Amy has "thrown the first punch" other times. Just keep your hands to yourself especially with crackheads.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:34:02
Someone should put her down like a rabid dog, so she be in jail for assault.
By THE PUNISHER, on August 15, 2008 13:04:36
some strange old woman come up and go grabbing at me and i would go wackshit on her too.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:17:26
Knuckles to the windpipe. One quick jab, that's all it'd take.
I'd have to "provoke" her by asking her if she's all right first, of course. I might even go as far as asking her if I could assist her in any way. Buy her a hot meal, lend her some money. Taunting her mercilessly, y'know...that kind of thing.
By Vigilante, on August 15, 2008 13:37:29
I would provide her with a hot lunch.
By Vigilante's Anus, on August 15, 2008 13:59:29
ANUS! How've you been, dahling? I haven't heard much from you since we sat on that hornet's nest a month or so back.
Terribly sorry 'bout that, btw.
By Vigilante, on August 15, 2008 14:02:49
That hornet's nest fucked me up
By Vigilante's Anus, on August 15, 2008 14:33:59
She looks jaundiced. Why so yellow?? Is she having liver failure?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:50:06
eww she looks about 80 there, with skin cancer.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:52:02
I say lock her, Avril Lavigne, and Courtney Love in a cage and let Shaniqua, KeKe, and Lexitaria from Compton beat the complete shit out of them.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 16:04:40
I would punch her in the face so hard she would not get up anytime soon. Im pretty big and never hit a girl but I would lay her out and than I would go to town on any guy who tried to stop me.
I cannot believe they let her get away with this, and where are the men over there? Our little whores in the US seem to like those panzys....maybe cause they can beat them up.....
By OJ Simpson, on August 15, 2008 16:12:29
She has got to be one of the biggest goblins on the planet.Absolutely hideous.
By Camel Toe, on August 15, 2008 16:45:17
Why is her damned skin green??
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 17:08:08
The bitch should have gotten slapped for grabbing a fucking stranger out of nowhere for no good reason.
That said, is that a CHILD with Amy Winehouse? Who would let a child around Amy Winehouse?
By Jen, on August 15, 2008 17:22:04
my God...she's a fucking monster.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 17:49:01
She is still alive?
By Old stinker, on August 15, 2008 18:30:30
Where is a crazy bith that will kick her bony ass ,that disgusting whore needs to go to jail don't the stupid brits file reports with the cops saying what that useless whore did?? come on England lock that CRACKHOUSE and throw away the key damn it
By amy needs an ass kicking, on August 15, 2008 19:28:32
She is clearly sick and she will not last much longer at this pace.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 19:32:15
I bet if you pissed on crackhouse, it would improve her smell.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 20:04:47
what a train wreck. although I wouldn't fuck with her. one iota of her spit or blood splattering on your body would instantly kill you.
By popdemocracy, on August 15, 2008 21:28:58
That fake tan looks like shit. Her crappy tats stand out even more. Blech.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:29:56
She looks like she smells like a dirty cat litter box
By DARK LORD, on August 15, 2008 22:30:36
This is why you don't smoke crack boys and girls.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:37:46
Todd, I don't use e-bay. I use Sotheby's. However, they don't make a cutting implement long enough to avoid the bacteria cloud and lice fallout to make it worth the risk. Her hair is so big, I'd have to make the cut starting around the carotid and ending around the jugular. Hmmmm....tempting!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:48:17
What lens are the paps using that take pictures of acid-dreamt imaginary friends?
By gregarb, on August 15, 2008 22:53:58
she is such an out of line, messed up, egocentric asshole. in what universe does she think she still can get away with all this shit? well, actually, i guess that universe is called "England". Someone teach a lesson, come on. J. Walter Weatherman, anyone???
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 23:05:39
You can't just reach out and GRAB someone! No wonder she slapped her. You just can't grab people no matter how well intentioned you are. The young lady with her is her goddaughter. Get well Amy! We need your music and care about you.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 23:42:15
gogo american gun laws!
shoot this bitch on sight
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 05:37:14
I like picture 2 with the yellow buck teeth????
By Angel a, on August 16, 2008 10:23:01
I've seen trannies better-looking than this thing.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 12:50:42
If you think that is how it works in England then no, don't come over and start slapping people. This is only because she is famous and in London. They accept all sorts of stupid down there.
Say she tours (snigger) and visits places such as Newcastle, Manchester or up here in Scotland - say Glasgow. Try it there. You can then read her obituary.
Loved the James Bond theme by Amy Winehouse as done by Kevin Bishop. Todd should really put it on here, I'd linky link but doubt that is allowed.
By Bravetart, on August 16, 2008 13:39:50
They let her bring a child in a bar? WTF? Where is that kid's parents? Letting her hang around with that drug fueled baboon.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 14:14:26
I thought she looked yellow too.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 14:40:39
Why is her skin the color of cat diarrhea?
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 15:34:46
Can't wait for the FREE healthcare promised by our politicians kicks in so I can help pay for that...Her chest loks jaundiced...
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 15:54:56
someone should bitch slap this skid bitch. she looks worse than the crack-needle-junkies from Main & Hastings. fuck, maybe she'll just die soon and we can forget about her.
By chris from vancouverBC, on August 16, 2008 16:06:15
She's getting quite scary.
I know she's been crazy and shit before,
but this is getting to be too much.
I'm suprised she's still alive.
It's a pity really, cause she actually did have talent before hell apparently froze over.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:27:35
is that supposed to be a poem or something?
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 17:04:00
That face could stop a flaming bag of shit in mid air.
By toejammn', on August 16, 2008 20:32:24
I totally agree Chris though Main and Hastings might even be too good for the likes of Amy. She's absolutely disgusting looking, and her behavior matches her face. It's unfortunate that she is wasting away and the music will go with her. I don't even care about her music anymore... walk the talk!
The Domestic Goddess
Ucluelet BC
By The Domestic Goddess, on August 16, 2008 20:35:29
Twice at my job a customer grabbed me like that. It was all I could do to keep from going Russell Crowe on their asses. I think we should put Wrestle Crowe and Arraignmy Crackhouse in a cage together to fight it to the finish. Wineho won't have to worry about things getting sexual. I'm sure Crowe wouldn't be Glad-he-ate-'er.
By gregarb, on August 16, 2008 20:45:54
I bet she's dead before the year is out. She is a hopeless case.
By R.I.P. Amy, on August 17, 2008 06:15:35
In my sexy dream, Amy and I are skipping hand and hand through the red light district of Amersterdam while smoking unfiltered cigarettes. We shoot heroin together, smoke hashish and then take refuge inside a sewer line where we engage in delightful foreplay involving toesucking and "fisting."
Hey, everyone can have their fantasy, and mine involves this sexy classy girl.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2008 11:10:54
i differ with the phrase "completely unprovoked". while the random woman on the street might well have had good intentions toward the artist, she had no right to put her hands on amy winehouse.
By anonymous, on August 17, 2008 12:48:42
I'm WITH THE CRACKHEAD AMY ON THIS ONE!
Seriously, any asshole grabs me by the arm while I'm walking down the street and he or she is getting curb checked. Who the fuck does that women think she is?
By anonymous, on August 17, 2008 15:21:18
Get away from her, young Janet Jackson!
By Bobby Boogie, on August 17, 2008 16:42:17
Embalm her already...someone...anyone...
By anonymous, on August 17, 2008 19:20:58
I don't understand shes ugly as hell she can't sing for shit and as we all know shes a big time crack head . WHY do people talk about her at all ?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 07:14:11
"Seriously, any asshole grabs me by the arm while I'm walking down the street and he or she is getting curb checked."
LOL..."curb checked". Yah dude, let's pound some Bud Lights and watch ultimate fighting on Spike TV. Gotta love the internet tough guy routine.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:29:59
R.I.P. Amy:
I've already placed her in Rotten.com's "Dead Pool."
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 12:17:03
why does this untalented piece of human garbage get one second of attention?
By treetopgarvey, on August 19, 2008 17:33:48
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