"They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britney's Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy."
We went to...
"Britney is fat and can't work an elevator."
ZOMGCONTROVERSY! Please, someone help me. I believe I have the vapors.
Madonna's only talent is self promotion. She has no musical talent at all. She stole her songs from real songwriters then passed them off as her own, lip synchs her shows as Elton John correctly pointed out and cannot act her way out of a paperbag. Madonna, Paula Abdul, Britney, Miley, Ashlee ect all need to be sent out to sea on a leakey boat.
This just proves what we've all known from the start: Madonna (or, as I like to call her, maWHOREa) is totally irrelevant. Her "music" (if you want to call whatever oozing out of her mouth that) is a joke, and her only apparent talents are changing her look every 2 years (making all the gayboys & fashionistas happy) and spreading her legs. What a pathetic attempt to grab attention, from the queen of media whoring losers...
The sad thing here is the lack of originality. "Express yourself, don't repress yourself" is about 20 years old, "It's Britney, bitch" was last year's comeback attempt. They could have had her make out with a stranger on the elevator and as she dropped to her knees and pulled down his zipper, she could have looked at the camera and said, "going down". Then at least they wouldn't have been repeating themselves(real life excluded). There are so many clever, witty, and funny people on this site. I bet we could come up with 20-30 ideas without even trying that are better than this. How did these "pros" fail to come up with anything better? Do they believe they are such icons that they don't have to work at it anymore? Did they think being trapped on an elevator was automatically "hip" because of the You Tube video? I was never a Madonna fan, but I remember when she use to be interesting and provocative. Last time was her Sex book in the early 90's with hardcore BDSM and nudity. I think had she died then, she'd have been "Monroe-ized". Now she's just a disappointing joke.
Video footage of Britney stuck in an elevator after her excessive weight tripped the safety brakes...somebody calm me down.
Madonna was a mildly interesting marketing corporation for about six months in 1984. Since then, she's become an exponentially more annoying and desperate every year. Just look at her. No, really, look at her...or she'll die.
24 Comments:
Leave Your CommentEverytime I see madonna pretending to play guitar it makes me want to find her and drive a blade through her neck.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:05:41
Madonna should have called this tour "Awkward and Desperate."
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:15:50
These two are equally talented singers, right up there with Paula Abdul.
By coolpapa, on August 25, 2008 08:15:59
Madonna isn't really playing the guitar -- it's just a phallic extension.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:30:50
Madonna should change her name to Cher.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:31:05
When all else fails, spread your legs.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:41:03
"Everytime I see madonna pretending to play guitar it makes me want to find her and drive a blade through her neck."
Hmm. Every time I see Madonna pretending to play guitar I see Keith Richards minus the cigarette.
By Staci, on August 25, 2008 08:44:10
FAIL!
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:53:36
From this...
"They will perform a mash-up of Madge track Beat Goes On and Britney's Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that can only be described as bondage mummy."
We went to...
"Britney is fat and can't work an elevator."
ZOMGCONTROVERSY! Please, someone help me. I believe I have the vapors.
By Scarlett O'Hara, on August 25, 2008 08:58:28
I'd like to see Weird Al lampoon this one... The Tired & Stale World Tour.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 09:01:19
Madonna's only talent is self promotion. She has no musical talent at all. She stole her songs from real songwriters then passed them off as her own, lip synchs her shows as Elton John correctly pointed out and cannot act her way out of a paperbag. Madonna, Paula Abdul, Britney, Miley, Ashlee ect all need to be sent out to sea on a leakey boat.
By Fake talent be gone!, on August 25, 2008 09:14:56
TWO UGLY WHORES WITH NO MUSIC TALENT STEALING MONEY FROM STUPID PEOPLE WHO BUY THE TICKETS FOR THEIR HORRIBLE SHOWS
By Stop buying tickets you morons, on August 25, 2008 10:13:33
This just proves what we've all known from the start: Madonna (or, as I like to call her, maWHOREa) is totally irrelevant. Her "music" (if you want to call whatever oozing out of her mouth that) is a joke, and her only apparent talents are changing her look every 2 years (making all the gayboys & fashionistas happy) and spreading her legs. What a pathetic attempt to grab attention, from the queen of media whoring losers...
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 10:41:57
OH MY GOD. Look at that face; she's one of the butt ugliest women I've ever seen. I didn't know they let the Crypt Keeper loose...
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 10:43:00
She's a cunt, oops, I mean, cult phenomenon.
By Fred, on August 25, 2008 13:11:34
I don't know...kudos to Madonna for confining Britney and making Britney thinks it's cool.
"Stay here! Push the buttons! You're gonna be on TV! Good girl- door close! That one! Push!"
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 14:02:13
The sad thing here is the lack of originality. "Express yourself, don't repress yourself" is about 20 years old, "It's Britney, bitch" was last year's comeback attempt. They could have had her make out with a stranger on the elevator and as she dropped to her knees and pulled down his zipper, she could have looked at the camera and said, "going down". Then at least they wouldn't have been repeating themselves(real life excluded). There are so many clever, witty, and funny people on this site. I bet we could come up with 20-30 ideas without even trying that are better than this. How did these "pros" fail to come up with anything better? Do they believe they are such icons that they don't have to work at it anymore? Did they think being trapped on an elevator was automatically "hip" because of the You Tube video? I was never a Madonna fan, but I remember when she use to be interesting and provocative. Last time was her Sex book in the early 90's with hardcore BDSM and nudity. I think had she died then, she'd have been "Monroe-ized". Now she's just a disappointing joke.
By 4 Minutes To Save Her Career , on August 25, 2008 15:37:02
"This just proves what we've all known from the start: Madonna (or, as I like to call her, maWHOREa)"
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I think MaGramma is more like it
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 16:15:39
Video footage of Britney stuck in an elevator after her excessive weight tripped the safety brakes...somebody calm me down.
Madonna was a mildly interesting marketing corporation for about six months in 1984. Since then, she's become an exponentially more annoying and desperate every year. Just look at her. No, really, look at her...or she'll die.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 17:18:44
ALL I CAN SAY IS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 21:04:22
Leave Madonna alone. Shame on you! I was always taught to be kind and respectful to the elderly.
By sakura, on August 26, 2008 04:52:34
Why does this old pig always have her legs spread open...in photos,videos.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 07:24:15
Madonna is a disgusting perv and Britney is a no-talent, lip-syncing has-been. Neither would be in a typical person's fantasy.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 08:04:46
Madonna had better be careful, at her age she'll squat or spread her legs and dislocate a hip!
By Red Cat, on August 27, 2008 02:06:28
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