why this much hate for Britney, I dont like her either but this is too much, you guys called her fat, she lost the weight but you still bash her, wtf??
"why this much hate for Britney, I dont like her either but this is too much, you guys called her fat, she lost the weight but you still bash her, wtf??"
Well, at least she has a bra on for one thing. For two, she's not wearing those God-damned Uggs boots of hers. I nearly choked from laughter reading the "leg bitten off by a bear" comment.
You know she didn't make those sandwiches herself. Some assistant did. And I love the "I'm the healthiest I've been in my whole life" and how she wants to be a healthy role model for her kids bullshit. She says this as she is sitting there with Cheetos and Sunkist in front of the boys. Yeah, real healthy. That's teaching them. Soda is evil, especially flavored soda. She isn't eating sugar but yet may as well be spoon feeding sugar into her kids mouths straight from the bag. And how is smoking being a healthy role model? She's so full of shit its ridiculous.
Without two children to take care of and all the time in the world -- it shouldn't be hard to get back in shape. She should be a size 0 from the depression of losing her kids and all. Oh wait...
Brit is to get her crazy as s off of the pages and out of the cameras for at least a year. Get her head right and be a mother to those kids...every day. She might be in shape now , weigth wise ,but her head is still too heavy.
She looks a little bit better but I would in no way consider that getting "back her lean physique". And she still has 7 chins and a clusterfuck of pimples/herpes around her mouth, which in itself is the most disgusting part of her. Seriously, she could have all the cellulite and chubs she had before and I'd still bang her, if only she didn't have zits all over her goddamn face.
WHY IS HER FREAKING HAIR SO FILTHY AND UNWASHED LOOKING ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME? Sorry, for the yelling, but really, she's actually someone cleaned up, has a bra on, decent shoes, but STILL HAS GREASY NASTY UNBRUSHED, DIRTY HAIR!!!! WTF?
Well, Willa, this is Britney we're talking about here. Apparently she doesn't have the brains enough to know that even though she has weave, you can still wash it and brush it. Why just the other day my neighbor Yarmika was doing some woman's hurr in her kitchen, and she told me that Britney was in dire need of a pick and some Black Radiance Frizz-Control Shampoo. And Yarmika knows.
I think I know the secret to Britney's new diet: Look at her eyes in Pic 1, and how the woman next to her is conveniently keeping her hands as far away from Britney's mouth as possible.
But then again, so does everyone else who goes on their twice-a-year, 6 week vacation from gluttony. (ie: diets....)
Change your eating habits permanently and see what happens.
Fruits, veggies, whole grains, etc.. (BROWN RICE is a whole grain and good for you, ...White rice is a great source of nutritionally-hollow, processed starches, yes.)
If you wanna try a diet of eating 'pizza, pasta, and chocolate' than call Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.
Just remember, those companies rely on your failing, or, worse case scenario for them, you taking twice as long to lose the weight.
But how will Jenny Craig survive when you leave them? You'll be back, dipshit! Because you're still in the 'pizza, pasta, and chocolate' mindset....
the bitch was out there the other day and couple of girls wanted to take pics with her and the bitch was covering her UGLY face and would not take pics with her fans one of the girls said "WHY IS SHE BEING A BITCH" , hopefully that woke them up and will throw all the shit they bought with britneys face on it and toss her stupid cd's away ,HEY BRITNEY FANS THAT SKANK DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU JUST YOUR MONEY
Fruit is good for you...I'm not sure why she stopped eating fruit, but a friend of mine went on this diet saying that the sugars are bad for you or something. Maybe she should eat more veggies and less carbs. Anywho, photoshop diet is the best one. The only people who would know that you didn't lose weight are the ones that see you in person! (so most of us will never see her in person so whatever..)
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Leave Your CommentAw mah gawd! A demon done possessed her soul! I kin see it n'er eyes!
By Fred, on August 21, 2008 11:42:30
I try to limit each MEAL to 1200 calories.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on August 21, 2008 11:43:12
hahahahahahahahaha i love the bear part
By stef, on August 21, 2008 11:46:07
why this much hate for Britney, I dont like her either but this is too much, you guys called her fat, she lost the weight but you still bash her, wtf??
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:46:39
She eats a lot of sweets. The plus side of this: her vaginal juices probably taste like Aunt Jamima syrup.
I'd like to test this hypothesis.
By J-Bird, on August 21, 2008 11:51:55
Girls with fat linebacker necks should not wear turtleneck sweaters.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:57:34
@ J-Bird --- If she eats sweets all the time and smokes cigarettes it's quite the opposite. She probably smells and tastes pretty foul down there.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:00:13
"I dont like her either but"
Liar. Shut up, Britney fan.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:01:24
"why this much hate for Britney, I dont like her either but this is too much, you guys called her fat, she lost the weight but you still bash her, wtf??"
She lost weight? Now that's news.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:16:11
What was she doing at a recording studio? They have a vending machine?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:40:01
I love these people that avoid fruit as part of a 'healthy diet'.
Utterly fuckin ridiculous...
By joejoe, on August 21, 2008 12:41:17
Well, at least she has a bra on for one thing. For two, she's not wearing those God-damned Uggs boots of hers. I nearly choked from laughter reading the "leg bitten off by a bear" comment.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:48:16
did she say, "I eat avocados"?
nice.
By i don't like you in any way, on August 21, 2008 12:51:45
You know she didn't make those sandwiches herself. Some assistant did. And I love the "I'm the healthiest I've been in my whole life" and how she wants to be a healthy role model for her kids bullshit. She says this as she is sitting there with Cheetos and Sunkist in front of the boys. Yeah, real healthy. That's teaching them. Soda is evil, especially flavored soda. She isn't eating sugar but yet may as well be spoon feeding sugar into her kids mouths straight from the bag. And how is smoking being a healthy role model? She's so full of shit its ridiculous.
By Kate, on August 21, 2008 13:24:20
Without two children to take care of and all the time in the world -- it shouldn't be hard to get back in shape. She should be a size 0 from the depression of losing her kids and all. Oh wait...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:31:03
Holy shit! That grey haired wrench in the first thumbnail pic looks like some possesed witch from The Wizard of Oz
I bet she was saying to Brit, "I'll get you my pretty...and your little doggie too!"
By brandy, on August 21, 2008 13:42:09
Brit is to get her crazy as s off of the pages and out of the cameras for at least a year. Get her head right and be a mother to those kids...every day. She might be in shape now , weigth wise ,but her head is still too heavy.
By Ms.Nutritonalist, on August 21, 2008 13:56:02
She forgot to mention chain smoking can kill your appetite. Moron.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:11:32
Hmmm, we had hot Britney, then we had crazy Britney, then fat Britney, now lying Britney. Interesting . . .
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:38:49
She really doesn't look all that hot. I wish this worthless skank would stay out of the press.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 15:48:58
She looks a little bit better but I would in no way consider that getting "back her lean physique". And she still has 7 chins and a clusterfuck of pimples/herpes around her mouth, which in itself is the most disgusting part of her. Seriously, she could have all the cellulite and chubs she had before and I'd still bang her, if only she didn't have zits all over her goddamn face.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:26:14
still skanky and low dollar
By desaudia, on August 21, 2008 18:00:17
WHY IS HER FREAKING HAIR SO FILTHY AND UNWASHED LOOKING ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME? Sorry, for the yelling, but really, she's actually someone cleaned up, has a bra on, decent shoes, but STILL HAS GREASY NASTY UNBRUSHED, DIRTY HAIR!!!! WTF?
By Willa Dodge, on August 21, 2008 19:34:11
Well, Willa, this is Britney we're talking about here. Apparently she doesn't have the brains enough to know that even though she has weave, you can still wash it and brush it. Why just the other day my neighbor Yarmika was doing some woman's hurr in her kitchen, and she told me that Britney was in dire need of a pick and some Black Radiance Frizz-Control Shampoo. And Yarmika knows.
By Oh my goodness..it's Shanaynay, on August 21, 2008 23:06:00
she had like $20,000 worth of liposuction too to get that hot bod.
By redhed, on August 22, 2008 05:56:28
Rice is a carb...basically sugar. she needs better advice.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 06:10:33
I think I know the secret to Britney's new diet: Look at her eyes in Pic 1, and how the woman next to her is conveniently keeping her hands as far away from Britney's mouth as possible.
By gregarb, on August 22, 2008 06:31:06
Yeah, she does need better nutritional advice.
But then again, so does everyone else who goes on their twice-a-year, 6 week vacation from gluttony. (ie: diets....)
Change your eating habits permanently and see what happens.
Fruits, veggies, whole grains, etc..
(BROWN RICE is a whole grain and good for you, ...White rice is a great source of nutritionally-hollow, processed starches, yes.)
If you wanna try a diet of eating 'pizza, pasta, and chocolate' than call Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers.
Just remember, those companies rely on your failing, or, worse case scenario for them, you taking twice as long to lose the weight.
But how will Jenny Craig survive when you leave them?
You'll be back, dipshit!
Because you're still in the 'pizza, pasta, and chocolate' mindset....
Food for thought...;)
By joejoe, on August 22, 2008 10:25:13
the bitch was out there the other day and couple of girls wanted to take pics with her and the bitch was covering her UGLY face and would not take pics with her fans one of the girls said "WHY IS SHE BEING A BITCH" , hopefully that woke them up and will throw all the shit they bought with britneys face on it and toss her stupid cd's away ,HEY BRITNEY FANS THAT SKANK DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU JUST YOUR MONEY
By WAKE UP BRITNEY FANS, on August 22, 2008 10:32:56
"Rice is a carb...basically sugar. she needs better advice."
Rice is good for you. You Atkins Diet people are all sorts of stupid.
By J-Bird, on August 22, 2008 11:28:15
BROWN rice is good for you. White rice, not so much. J-Bird needs to educate himself.
By Kisses!, on August 22, 2008 13:02:25
WHITE RICE IS NOT BAD FOR YOU. THIS WHOLE GRAIN MADNESS IS A MARKETING SCHEME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
That's it...time for a 36 hour bender. Nice weekend, everyone.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:30:11
Come on people. She really has improved her diet. She has a new exercise trainer called "Photoshop"
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 14:08:41
shah! everyone knows chainsmoking is awesome for your health.obviously it was the fruit that was jacking her up
By desaudia, on August 22, 2008 17:50:23
Fruit is good for you...I'm not sure why she stopped eating fruit, but a friend of mine went on this diet saying that the sugars are bad for you or something. Maybe she should eat more veggies and less carbs. Anywho, photoshop diet is the best one. The only people who would know that you didn't lose weight are the ones that see you in person! (so most of us will never see her in person so whatever..)
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 20:36:13
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