if her father knows whats best for her career and her fame, he'll send her out of the house to the next hollywood even with a mesh top and ice cube nipple rings with a super miniskirt and a shaved hey nannynanny. if she has to survive on her talents alone, some better start saving their refridgerator boxes.
The damage is already done... There is no "helping" or "comeback" in store for her. Even if she looses some wait, stops driving her benz like a fisher-price power wheels, or some how reconnects her corpus callosum; she will always be remembered as the poorly dressed slob, who's excercise inculdes masterbating of a bean bag chair with a bag of cheetos...
I mean i'm certainly not expecting mircales anytime soon...
The best that can be said for her is that she doesn't gnaw on human flesh. Otherwise she is identical to a zombie. George Romero could make a movie about her called Conservatorship of the Dead.
Boo hoo hoo. Let's all cry for stupid dumbass retardo slutney spears. Too stupid to hold a man, too retarded to wipe her own ass, too braindead to take care of her kids, too emotionally fragile to partake in any legal actions, too much a dumbass to curb her $60 million/year in wasteful spending. Boo fucking hoo. I hope the stupid retarded leg spread slut goes bankrupt, and has to actually produce something of value (for once in her life) to stay alive...
Her father should place her in a group home and give all her money to the kids she abandoned. They will need it to pay for their therapy and numerous stays in rehab.
Too stupid for life is a perfect title. This stupid twat does NOT deserve to live. She's the biggest dumbfuck of the past 10 years, and, given the competition from all the stupid empty headed media whoring hollywood girls, that's really saying something. She's a mentally retarded freak, and doesn't deserve the privilege of converting air to carbon dioxide...
Anonymous 18:39:48 - Too retarded to wipe her own ass, too much of a dumbass to curb her $60 Million per year in wasteful spending? Now that's funny...
23 Comments:
Leave Your CommentStill too stupid for life. LMAO! I seriously hope this crazy moron got her tubes tied.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:44:13
if her father knows whats best for her career and her fame, he'll send her out of the house to the next hollywood even with a mesh top and ice cube nipple rings with a super miniskirt and a shaved hey nannynanny. if she has to survive on her talents alone, some better start saving their refridgerator boxes.
By oscar, on August 1, 2008 09:56:32
She's going to lose her shit again when Daddy isn't holding the apron strings. Can't wait.
Is that too mean?
By Kate, on August 1, 2008 10:01:43
Oh boo! I liked the old bald, vagina flashing, umbrella wielding Britney better.
By thebig28, on August 1, 2008 10:22:25
"Still Too Stupid For Life" is the best way it's been described yet.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:28:31
The damage is already done... There is no "helping" or "comeback" in store for her. Even if she looses some wait, stops driving her benz like a fisher-price power wheels, or some how reconnects her corpus callosum; she will always be remembered as the poorly dressed slob, who's excercise inculdes masterbating of a bean bag chair with a bag of cheetos...
I mean i'm certainly not expecting mircales anytime soon...
By Leopard Kitty, on August 1, 2008 10:45:08
January 1, 2009 - The Return of Shitney.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:09:50
how can someone use the term "corpus callosum"
and also write "looses some wait" in the same post?
did your brain suddenly start working again halfway through the post?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:17:47
^ ROFL!! My thoughts exactly.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:19:33
love the title.
hahahha best ever!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:35:03
LOL!!!! Anon 11:17 that was perfect
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:46:04
Maybe she can do chewing gum commercials or work
at Wal Mart
By caryo, on August 1, 2008 13:11:51
hahahahhahahahhahhahhahha too stupid for life!!! Thats the worst shit you can tell someone!!!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:32:34
N/M about my last post, I saw that it says October 28th will be a status meeting.
By Trax, on August 1, 2008 14:37:34
The best that can be said for her is that she doesn't gnaw on human flesh. Otherwise she is identical to a zombie. George Romero could make a movie about her called Conservatorship of the Dead.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 15:34:29
Boo hoo hoo. Let's all cry for stupid dumbass retardo slutney spears. Too stupid to hold a man, too retarded to wipe her own ass, too braindead to take care of her kids, too emotionally fragile to partake in any legal actions, too much a dumbass to curb her $60 million/year in wasteful spending. Boo fucking hoo. I hope the stupid retarded leg spread slut goes bankrupt, and has to actually produce something of value (for once in her life) to stay alive...
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 18:39:48
I hope she was shopping for a new face, she is butt ugly. Can we pay Mexico to keep her ?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 08:30:29
Her father should place her in a group home and give all her money to the kids she abandoned. They will need it to pay for their therapy and numerous stays in rehab.
By Put her in a home for tards, on August 2, 2008 10:01:43
Good Lord! Isn't it time her Dad and KFed earned their own livings? Her dad has lived off her for almost 25 years now. No wonder she is crazy!
By laprns, on August 2, 2008 15:38:24
She seems to be spending alot of time in Mexico,will the courts award them custody?
By ramrod, on August 2, 2008 18:10:40
Too stupid for life is a perfect title. This stupid twat does NOT deserve to live. She's the biggest dumbfuck of the past 10 years, and, given the competition from all the stupid empty headed media whoring hollywood girls, that's really saying something. She's a mentally retarded freak, and doesn't deserve the privilege of converting air to carbon dioxide...
Anonymous 18:39:48 - Too retarded to wipe her own ass, too much of a dumbass to curb her $60 Million per year in wasteful spending? Now that's funny...
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 01:08:58
Anon 11:17- it's called sarcasm. I'm sorry you didn't get it... cunt.
By Leopard kitty, on August 3, 2008 17:55:28
"sarcasm"? HTF was that "sarcasm"?
perhaps if you knew what sarcasm was, and knew how to deliver it effectively, we'd "get it".
and "cunt"? that's it? I wear that label proudly, ya know.
By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 09:56:29
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