"Not pictured: The threesome you had with your hand and a Fleshlight last night"
Oh, it's pictured, all right, miss smartypants!! It's just not posted on your website.........yet!!!! I need time to go to a special lab in Zurich to have it blown up so it can be seen by the naked eye...oooooooh, naked eyes...that sounds hot...anyway, Vern Troyer's got nothin' on me, Baby, and I got the proof.........(after I get back from Zurich)!!!!
Somebody has some FAKE boobies. I'm smug about it because I can't stand her. She's phony. I remember an interview with her where she was bitching about how hard it is to be so pretty. Then later in life she insisted she'd had no plastic surgery. Then she was outed and cornered into admitting it. She looks good still. But she really wants people to believe it is entirely effortless and I can't stand that garbage. We all know that a staff of hair, makeup, clothing, lighting and photoshopping experts are involved in making magazine photos.
"Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." --Cindy Crawford
03:46:32 You are an idiot. I have heard many quotes from her stressing how much EFFORT IT DOES TAKE to be beautiful, including the surgery she started having at 28!!! But she did it right. And I don't even think those are implants. If they are, I don't give a shit. She looks fucking awesome.
^^ jealous fat bitch. No amount of surgery can make someone that hot in their 40s. Only a God who loves us and wants us to spank off furiously can create something as perfect as Cindy Crawford.
Cindy had implants put in shortly after photos of her saggy droopy tits flopping out of her shirt in Mexico hit the net. She was trying to swing on the pole and look good. Her titties looked like a grannies. She came come from vacation, saw the postings, and booked her bj.
As I woman that's seen many boob jobs I must say if they are fake they had me fooled. She looks terrific. I think she made a deal with the devil. Looks about 36.
Thank you "789" for pointing out her very vocal statements that she is well aware she doesn't look like her magazine shots in real life.
Hell I think she looks better. Also I think she's been VERY honest about the fact that she has had several very small, very minimally invasive plastic surgeries to help her age well.
The end result is she is blessed with amazing genes and good surgeons. I am a 30 year old woman and I am not jealous at all. I admire her as a thing of beauty. She's remarkably beautiful but also very fit. I appreciate that she has muscle tone and when interviewed she's very honest about her own work to be and remain beautiful.
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Leave Your Comment"Not pictured: The threesome you had with your hand and a Fleshlight last night"
Oh, it's pictured, all right, miss smartypants!! It's just not posted on your website.........yet!!!! I need time to go to a special lab in Zurich to have it blown up so it can be seen by the naked eye...oooooooh, naked eyes...that sounds hot...anyway, Vern Troyer's got nothin' on me, Baby, and I got the proof.........(after I get back from Zurich)!!!!
So, there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By gregarb, on August 6, 2008 02:19:31
Somebody has some FAKE boobies. I'm smug about it because I can't stand her. She's phony. I remember an interview with her where she was bitching about how hard it is to be so pretty. Then later in life she insisted she'd had no plastic surgery. Then she was outed and cornered into admitting it. She looks good still. But she really wants people to believe it is entirely effortless and I can't stand that garbage. We all know that a staff of hair, makeup, clothing, lighting and photoshopping experts are involved in making magazine photos.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 03:46:32
"We all know that a staff of hair, makeup, clothing, lighting and photoshopping experts are involved in making magazine photos"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Yeah, right!
Next thing you'll be saying is there's no Easter Bunny!! Hahahahahahaha!!! Huh?
By gregarb, on August 6, 2008 04:47:53
Oh, I thought she was a natural. She still looks good though. Some people just have more luck.
By Toe, on August 6, 2008 05:10:39
Yeah 3:46, you sound a little jealous.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 06:19:44
She ranks with Tom and Jerry's Gyros as one of the best things to come from DeKalb
mmmmm, gyros
By x24, on August 6, 2008 06:27:56
"Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." --Cindy Crawford
03:46:32 You are an idiot. I have heard many quotes from her stressing how much EFFORT IT DOES TAKE to be beautiful, including the surgery she started having at 28!!! But she did it right. And I don't even think those are implants. If they are, I don't give a shit. She looks fucking awesome.
By 789, on August 6, 2008 06:40:37
^^ jealous fat bitch. No amount of surgery can make someone that hot in their 40s. Only a God who loves us and wants us to spank off furiously can create something as perfect as Cindy Crawford.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 07:38:57
Why, yes, she does. And they're quite lovely!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 08:03:10
Cindy had implants put in shortly after photos of her saggy droopy tits flopping out of her shirt in Mexico hit the net. She was trying to swing on the pole and look good. Her titties looked like a grannies. She came come from vacation, saw the postings, and booked her bj.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 08:31:03
As I woman that's seen many boob jobs I must say if they are fake they had me fooled. She looks terrific. I think she made a deal with the devil. Looks about 36.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 09:11:39
Who cares if she is topless or naked she is OLD now old tits or asses are not fun she should put those swimsuits they wore back in the 1920's
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 09:40:38
she's still out there gettin' it done. Bless you Cindy.
By jt, on August 6, 2008 09:52:18
What a nice, candid shot of George reading "Goodnight Moon" to Cindy. So sweet!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 11:48:53
Thank you "789" for pointing out her very vocal statements that she is well aware she doesn't look like her magazine shots in real life.
Hell I think she looks better. Also I think she's been VERY honest about the fact that she has had several very small, very minimally invasive plastic surgeries to help her age well.
The end result is she is blessed with amazing genes and good surgeons. I am a 30 year old woman and I am not jealous at all. I admire her as a thing of beauty. She's remarkably beautiful but also very fit. I appreciate that she has muscle tone and when interviewed she's very honest about her own work to be and remain beautiful.
loves her :)
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 11:58:37
yes, implants.......they don't flop to the sides
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 14:19:53
Cindy her husband and Clooney having a threesome sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 20:37:17
"mmmmm, gyros"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gyros. If I ever get to DeKalb, they're on me!!
By gregarb, on August 6, 2008 22:34:31
I'm thinking she had a breast lift, mot implants.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 22:51:44
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