So Gay Aiken had a baby. The mother is 50 years old. If this does not scream, LOOK and Desperation to conceal his gayness ,I do not know what does. He could not find a woman in her 20's. He has never been seen with a woman. Too bad he does not know his 15 mins. are like all but up and he could really extend those mins. if he would be just honest. He is gay. So what. It is really not a big issue. This is not the 1950's( Liberace, Johnny Mathis, etc.) or even when some modern people try to conceal, it is still known (late Luther Vandross).
Can't be me, SNORT. I've already done that. Posted hidden links to Gay Asian Fetish sites and everything. Ruffled those old hens' feathers so much I'll bet they're bald now.
Dumb 'ol Claymates.
I don't get it though, really. Why doesn't he just come out? Be Gay? The MiniVan Majority won't care. They'll just spend their hours fantasizing about converting him instead of fantasizing about the time that he was a cowboy in the Old West...the time that he saved them from being raped by the savages with his shiny six-shooter and his rippling muscles....
Wait, were we talking about Christian Bale? Who were we talking about again?
This dude is so creepy looking, he looks sinister and all that damn war paint on his face is not helping him to look any manlier. this baby stunt does not take away from the fact he's a creepy sinister looking gaylord.
I remember, when Clay was in his American Idol days, he did a red carpet event. Skinny Clay. Spikey haired Clay. And his "date" was a young girl, dressed like she was going to her senior prom. She even wore a corsage. Clay went racing toward the cameras for his "bite" and the girl was left in his tracks. Standing in the background with this simpery look on her face, but a real lamb/beard for the slaughter. One of the reporters said, "Who's your date, Clay?" Only then did he address the girl. I remember so well thinking, "Good lord. The ghost of Rock Hudson just raised his hand from the grave."
Hetero woman: if fucking MINI ME could find a chick to make a sex tape with, Clay Aiken sure could if he wanted to.
He seems in this weird grey area where he's terrified to come out since most of the "Claymates" appear to be severely overweight, pimply, ignorant Baptist Wal-Mart cashiers from the bowels of Indiana, but doesn't quite want to "live a lie".
Either way, hopefully the kid will be loved and well cared for. In the end that's what matters.
31 Comments:
Leave Your CommentCongrats to the new mothers.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:10:07
Compare surgically enhanced Carmen to that beast-tit that Pam Anderson has her mitt clapped on in the ad to the right, and tell me...WTF?
Carmen = good plastic surgeon
Pam = that picture in the ad makes me want to kill myself
By 789, on August 8, 2008 10:11:45
why does he look more like the mother? we havent seen his fruity #ss in nine months
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:12:43
A fifty year old women and a gay man...how strange
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:30:49
He is like the next Michael Jackson
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:43:19
50 year old woman and a gay dude? I don't see anything wrong with that....
By Bitsy von Muffling, on August 8, 2008 11:08:45
and yet another future gay is born
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:15:23
The Carmen pics were like an epinephrine shot to my cock after reading so much gayness.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:20:09
Nasty. Fake. Tits.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 8, 2008 12:02:05
Well, this finally puts to rest all those gay rumors.
By Fred, on August 8, 2008 12:14:52
Carmen Elektra...5,000 black guys can't be wrong!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:18:01
The Carmen pics were like an epinephrine shot to my cock after reading so much gayness.
Well, this finally puts to rest all those gay rumors.
BWAH HA HA HA HA!
Doesn't Clay Aiken look like some sort of Martin Short sketch character? "Jimmy The Office Something" or whatever?
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 8, 2008 12:26:42
Clay Aiken.Is that gay Latin for butt slammer?
A complete and total tool.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:28:48
I wonder how they got the sperm out of him? I guess the dude that did it had to spit it straight into the petri dish or something.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:32:12
Anonymous 12:32,you probably solved that riddle,but he could have possibly pulled a Ron Jeremy and blown himself off,then spit.Anythings possible.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:45:52
What's with all of the makeup in the banner pic? I've seen drag queens who don't cake it on that thick.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:28:49
So Gay Aiken had a baby. The mother is 50 years old. If this does not scream, LOOK and Desperation to conceal his gayness ,I do not know what does. He could not find a woman in her 20's. He has never been seen with a woman. Too bad he does not know his 15 mins. are like all but up and he could really extend those mins. if he would be just honest. He is gay. So what. It is really not a big issue. This is not the 1950's( Liberace, Johnny Mathis, etc.) or even when some modern people try to conceal, it is still known (late Luther Vandross).
By Hetrosexual woman here, on August 8, 2008 13:38:37
The carmen pictures din't help she is ugly and so is clay so the vomit came out anyways
By Vomit inducing carmen & clay, on August 8, 2008 14:09:58
I double dog dare all of you to invade the Clay fanboards and announce he's GAY over and over. They can only ban so many ip's.
By SNORT, on August 8, 2008 14:42:30
Can't be me, SNORT. I've already done that. Posted hidden links to Gay Asian Fetish sites and everything. Ruffled those old hens' feathers so much I'll bet they're bald now.
Dumb 'ol Claymates.
I don't get it though, really. Why doesn't he just come out? Be Gay? The MiniVan Majority won't care. They'll just spend their hours fantasizing about converting him instead of fantasizing about the time that he was a cowboy in the Old West...the time that he saved them from being raped by the savages with his shiny six-shooter and his rippling muscles....
Wait, were we talking about Christian Bale? Who were we talking about again?
Shit. Got drool on my keyboard.
By Vigilante, on August 8, 2008 16:28:46
Carmen Electra is so mothafuckin hot.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 17:01:56
Denial is the simplest form of belief.
For all the "Claymates" who believe Mr. Aiken is heterosexual ... HA HA!!!!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 18:22:41
This dude is so creepy looking, he looks sinister and all that damn war paint on his face is not helping him to look any manlier. this baby stunt does not take away from the fact he's a creepy sinister looking gaylord.
By NubianGoddez, on August 8, 2008 19:08:12
I remember, when Clay was in his American Idol days, he did a red carpet event. Skinny Clay. Spikey haired Clay. And his "date" was a young girl, dressed like she was going to her senior prom. She even wore a corsage. Clay went racing toward the cameras for his "bite" and the girl was left in his tracks. Standing in the background with this simpery look on her face, but a real lamb/beard for the slaughter. One of the reporters said, "Who's your date, Clay?" Only then did he address the girl. I remember so well thinking, "Good lord. The ghost of Rock Hudson just raised his hand from the grave."
By Gay Calerbero, on August 8, 2008 21:16:42
Hetero woman: if fucking MINI ME could find a chick to make a sex tape with, Clay Aiken sure could if he wanted to.
He seems in this weird grey area where he's terrified to come out since most of the "Claymates" appear to be severely overweight, pimply, ignorant Baptist Wal-Mart cashiers from the bowels of Indiana, but doesn't quite want to "live a lie".
Either way, hopefully the kid will be loved and well cared for. In the end that's what matters.
By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 21:53:25
really? at 8:08am? that means the baby's birthday is 08/08/08 08:08am nice.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 02:58:07
Johnny Mathis was gay?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 07:14:25
So the baby is a boy. Have they determined Clay's gender yet?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 08:12:17
My offer for the 1st pictures of the baby: $6.66.
In case the afterbirth comes to life: Twelve, twelvety, twelve.
By gregarb, on August 9, 2008 18:07:53
Claymates are the new Muslims. Agree with their radical agenda or you must be destroyed. *eyeroll*
By HE'S G-G-G-GAY!!!!, on August 10, 2008 18:47:50
So the bay was born at 8:08 on 8/8/08? That seems a little contrived...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 18:03:30
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