It's actually a scientific fact that Michelle Lombardo (the chick in the bikini) can turn any man into a sex addict. Just from looking at her if I wasn't a compulsive masterbater before, I'd be one now.
David Duchovny plays a washed up writer who bangs a lot of L.A. ass on the awesome, Californication, so of course he's a sex addict now. That's because most actors are empty voids with no personality of their own so they think they are who they play.
Ummm, don't you mean in "Trust the Man"? That is 103 minutes of my life I wish I could have back!
No the tat is real. Actors are more than empty headed, they are also lazy. But lets get back to stupid for a minute. The ladies of this industry are pretty much all coke whores if they get in anything. They make bad decisions, aka bad tats....even in Hollywood its a mistake because something cute when your 20 is not when your 30...its called a washed up skank. These are chicks who also screw the wrong people and end up bitter and alone. The men are fagots, most from england, where everyones so drunk all the time, they dont even remember getting the tat. American actors get them because it might get them laid by a stupid girl. The girls hate themselves and so they are perfect for each other....ok...what were we talking about again?.... Oh yea, This short guy...yea men like sex, suprise!...and we get sick of you after a week give or take depending how hot you are. His wife seems like the type to get him to believe such a thing and he's an actor thus dumb enough to fall for it. Right now she is screwing the Pool boy and he is doing seek and find puzzles in his little holding tank room waiting for diner. Now to enlarge the chick with the tat photos!
Can you imagine how hard it must be to be a sex addict with a wife who looked like Tea Leoni? Just imagine how much worse it would be if it were someone actually attractive...
Duchovny has a real problem, he's been doing the Eddie Murphy thing for years....picking up TRANNY hookers. Yes folks, are beloved Mulder likes sausage wrapped in a mini skirt.
Sex addiction? Shah, right! More like incessant masturbator. I mean really, since when is having sex with the opposite gender a problem? If both people have the urge, and they still have that "fire" between them, why seek help? I'll tell you why -- one seeks help when it becomes a compulsive, solo event.
Without a doubt, that is the fucking *DUMBEST* tattoo I have ever seen on a woman. Why would you want to make it look like you have a fern growing out of your navel?
I've always found him kinda creepy. Now I know why.
It's one thing if a gentleman is chronically horny. That's a great quality in a guy. It's another if he's humping anything and everything shaped like an "O".
Perhaps he's got another kinda monkey on his back, and saying it's sex addiction is the lesser evil? Ayyy dunno.
I never did get what was such a big deal about Tea Leoni back in the 90s when she was somewhat relevant from being on some dumb TV show. She's about as hot as Wonderbread.
"I dont understand, where the hell is his wife during all this? He is fucking everything in site Except her??"
That's what I think too everytime I hear David is in sex rehab - is he even fucking Tea anymore? I bet she's not putting out - man, she was SOOOO HOT in Bad Boys!!
Michael Douglas blew it for celebrities when he claimed he was going into rehab for sex addiction when it was really booze and blow. Guess he thought his dopey "fans" would think that was a "Cooler" addiction. So who knows WHAT Doucheovney's really got ...
1. I don't understand what this addiction is. A drug addiction means that you use illegal drugs and can't stop using them and it screws up your whole life. I'm not following the sex addiction thing. Is that a ephemism for someone who loves sex with whores or something? I just don't understand this. 2. I'm so depressed. I loved Mulder. Shoot.
Addiction in any form is really just mental illness manifesting as a compulsive behavior. Most actors/musicians are bipolar so it makes sense they all become "addicts". Happy well adjusted people do not inhale powders or inject weird things. I wish celebrities would stop hiding behind socially acceptable addictions and just admit they have mental illness to alleviate the stigma associated with it. It's a terrible shame that people would rather admit being a drug user or going to jail then admit they have mental problems. Mental illness is genetic, it's not a character flaw.
That chick is fug. If she mattered then people would know who she is already instead of asking who she is all the time. She a nobody extra on that show. Nuff said.
51 Comments:
Leave Your Commentewww bad tat around the belly button. makes her look like she has a big hole in her belly. she ruined a nice midsection.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:02:55
What the hell is sex addiction? That just comes with the male territory.
By little jimmy, on August 29, 2008 12:03:54
His dyke wife won't fuck him so HE'S the one who needs therapy? Get divorced, Duchovny.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:06:53
he's taking a paige from the heath ledger.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:11:13
It's actually a scientific fact that Michelle Lombardo (the chick in the bikini) can turn any man into a sex addict. Just from looking at her if I wasn't a compulsive masterbater before, I'd be one now.
By thebig28, on August 29, 2008 12:18:22
That looks like Michelle Lombardo.
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/michelle-lombardo/pictures/michelle-lombardo-picture-1.jpg
I doubt the tattoo is real.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:19:25
Great pair of X-Files on the girl with the roller skates.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:23:24
"Just from looking at her if I wasn't a compulsive masterbater before, I'd be one now."
But, she's not your type. She doesn't have a dick.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:29:49
some addictions should not be cured
By yo momma, on August 29, 2008 12:48:49
I guess his penis has been "out there" okay I'm done lol
By NubianGoddez, on August 29, 2008 12:49:08
David Duchovny plays a washed up writer who bangs a lot of L.A. ass on the awesome, Californication, so of course he's a sex addict now. That's because most actors are empty voids with no personality of their own so they think they are who they play.
Ummm, don't you mean in "Trust the Man"? That is 103 minutes of my life I wish I could have back!
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on August 29, 2008 12:49:32
No the tat is real. Actors are more than empty headed, they are also lazy. But lets get back to stupid for a minute. The ladies of this industry are pretty much all coke whores if they get in anything. They make bad decisions, aka bad tats....even in Hollywood its a mistake because something cute when your 20 is not when your 30...its called a washed up skank. These are chicks who also screw the wrong people and end up bitter and alone. The men are fagots, most from england, where everyones so drunk all the time, they dont even remember getting the tat. American actors get them because it might get them laid by a stupid girl. The girls hate themselves and so they are perfect for each other....ok...what were we talking about again?....
Oh yea, This short guy...yea men like sex, suprise!...and we get sick of you after a week give or take depending how hot you are. His wife seems like the type to get him to believe such a thing and he's an actor thus dumb enough to fall for it. Right now she is screwing the Pool boy and he is doing seek and find puzzles in his little holding tank room waiting for diner. Now to enlarge the chick with the tat photos!
By markeeoo, on August 29, 2008 12:50:24
With hot ass like that around you all day long, it's not hard being a sex addict.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 12:54:35
Can you imagine how hard it must be to be a sex addict with a wife who looked like Tea Leoni? Just imagine how much worse it would be if it were someone actually attractive...
By TAP, on August 29, 2008 13:03:10
Maybe he cheated on Tea, and used the old "I have an addiction" excuse...I loved him in X Files.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 13:16:34
Duchovny has a real problem, he's been doing the Eddie Murphy thing for years....picking up TRANNY hookers. Yes folks, are beloved Mulder likes sausage wrapped in a mini skirt.
By He's a weirdo, on August 29, 2008 13:16:49
Sex addiction? Shah, right! More like incessant masturbator. I mean really, since when is having sex with the opposite gender a problem? If both people have the urge, and they still have that "fire" between them, why seek help? I'll tell you why -- one seeks help when it becomes a compulsive, solo event.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 29, 2008 13:17:33
Shouldn't this picture be on hotchickswithdouchebags.com?
By Fred, on August 29, 2008 13:20:47
Without a doubt, that is the fucking *DUMBEST* tattoo I have ever seen on a woman. Why would you want to make it look like you have a fern growing out of your navel?
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 13:39:41
Anon 12:29:49,
I'm just fantasizing she's pre-op.
Nothin' like a big tits, a skinny waste and a nice long cock.
By thebig28, on August 29, 2008 13:57:23
I wish my husband was addicted to sex. :( I've always thought Tea was a closet lesbian.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 14:00:33
Meh. He's...meh.
I'd still do him in an alleyway though.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2008 14:27:55
It's not his first time. He's done rehab for sex addiction before. Actually, I thought that Tea Leoni had, too.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 15:27:26
The guy in black shorts in the background of the large pic is totally sportin' wood, LOL.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 15:50:07
I've always found him kinda creepy. Now I know why.
It's one thing if a gentleman is chronically horny. That's a great quality in a guy. It's another if he's humping anything and everything shaped like an "O".
Perhaps he's got another kinda monkey on his back, and saying it's sex addiction is the lesser evil? Ayyy dunno.
By Sami, on August 29, 2008 15:54:56
So sticky!
By the so guy, on August 29, 2008 16:24:16
He looks like a puppet, he needs to go get a new face, one that moves.
By That guy, not talk in complete sentences., on August 29, 2008 18:06:35
I dont understand, where the hell is his wife during all this? He is fucking everything in site Except her??
By Sprmcandy, on August 29, 2008 19:31:13
For some reason, the fact he's a sex addict made him a million times hotter. Bet this guy skeets pure testosterone.
By VeeDub, on August 29, 2008 20:13:15
I never did get what was such a big deal about Tea Leoni back in the 90s when she was somewhat relevant from being on some dumb TV show. She's about as hot as Wonderbread.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 22:59:52
Isn't that just an excuse for him cheating on his frumpy school marm looking wife??
Sex addiction...what a crock.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 05:05:01
His body language: "Get away! -- I TOLD you to play it cool in public!"
By Tea Could Do SO Much Better, on August 30, 2008 06:00:28
Agree with Sprmcandy, on August 29, 2008 19:31:13
"I dont understand, where the hell is his wife during all this? He is fucking everything in site Except her??"
That's what I think too everytime I hear David is in sex rehab - is he even fucking Tea anymore? I bet she's not putting out - man, she was SOOOO HOT in Bad Boys!!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 08:14:34
Are we supposed to believe this isn't a publicity stunt???
By stickynose, on August 30, 2008 09:12:25
"Sex Addiction" is the excuse guys use after their wives/girlfriends catch them cheating. Nothing more, nothing less.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 10:49:32
Wow, that girl is pretty!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 11:49:42
Too bad it's not his network-companion Michael C. Hall who is the sex addict. MCH is scorching hot.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 11:58:30
That IS Michelle, and the tattoo is drawn on.
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 12:09:57
Oooooooooooooooooh...Wonderbread!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 12:26:16
hey look in the background, it's marc anthony
By stef, on August 30, 2008 13:37:25
Michael Douglas blew it for celebrities when he claimed he was going into rehab for sex addiction when it was really booze and blow. Guess he thought his dopey "fans" would think that was a "Cooler" addiction. So who knows WHAT Doucheovney's really got ...
By jt, on August 30, 2008 16:48:32
yay michelle!!
By anonymous, on August 30, 2008 20:02:40
how embarrassing. i would never do a stupid thing like that. i mean,going to the fucking clinic.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2008 05:32:40
1. I don't understand what this addiction is. A drug addiction means that you use illegal drugs and can't stop using them and it screws up your whole life. I'm not following the sex addiction thing. Is that a ephemism for someone who loves sex with whores or something? I just don't understand this.
2. I'm so depressed. I loved Mulder. Shoot.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2008 06:11:08
Poor sex addicted fellow.
hope he gets some help. So sad that this is all in the papers( and $hiT). He is either really embarrassed or twistedly proud
By we, on August 31, 2008 10:54:43
So who is the fuck toy with him in those pics?
By anonymous, on September 1, 2008 10:57:54
Addiction in any form is really just mental illness manifesting as a compulsive behavior. Most actors/musicians are bipolar so it makes sense they all become "addicts". Happy well adjusted people do not inhale powders or inject weird things. I wish celebrities would stop hiding behind socially acceptable addictions and just admit they have mental illness to alleviate the stigma associated with it. It's a terrible shame that people would rather admit being a drug user or going to jail then admit they have mental problems. Mental illness is genetic, it's not a character flaw.
By Dr. Katz, on September 1, 2008 13:40:25
I fuck the shit out of Duchovny. He is so fucking hot!
By anonymous, on September 1, 2008 14:29:06
Translation: He cheated on his wife, Tea Lioni.
By anonymous, on September 2, 2008 10:05:22
Who's the chick in the pics?
By MPT, on September 2, 2008 13:20:35
That chick is fug. If she mattered then people would know who she is already instead of asking who she is all the time. She a nobody extra on that show. Nuff said.
By anonymous, on September 2, 2008 13:24:16
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