What a huge piece of shit he has tons of money, he doesnt know what its like to have to worry about buying gas. So many stupid people "diddy", so few bullets
No witty joke, he is just sad. The price of oil is really hitting the working class HARD. Let us all please boycott his music, clothing and acting endevors then he will not have to worry about flying commercial, he will have no need to go anywhere.
That lying piece of dog shit said he was "sitting in coach". Um, no, it's obvious he got special pre-boarding and he sat down in a leather FIRST CLASS seat. There's never a suicide bomber when you need one.
WOW...I am sort of at a loss for words and sort of in a horrible rage. The horror of having to fly on a commercial airplane with regular people. Some people take buses and subways and trains but God forbid that Doody should take a commercial jet. I, for one, will be contacting my legislators today to make sure he gets discount jet fuel.
WOW I feel so bad for him! I hope his brothaz and sistaz in Saudia Arabia give him free oil so he doesn't have to suffer with common folk anymore. Poor Diddy.
I like how insecure he is about the placement of his stupid fucking baseball cap. He lost his train of thought because he was so worried about what he looked like.
Never, ever forget (though I am sure Diddy has) that Sean Combs was the promoter of the City College charity basketball game which resulted in a stampede in 1991 that left nine young people trampled or crushed to death and 29 others injured. That is who Sean Combs is. That is who Sean Combs will always be. In 1999 he was found partially liable and was made to pay settlements on several resulting claims
People please....we are talking about Puffy here. The guy that made Jlo running from hotel room to hotel room (like jehova witnessess) searching for his man. He doesn't deserve to take commercial, he should be taking Greyhound.
It's statements like Mr. Combs' that make me wish it was 2001 and his flight was numbered 93. That man has more money than God and yet he bitches about gas??? And begs the Saudis to "give him some oil"??? The Saudis need to give him the blade of a sword across his throat.
The worst part about him was he used B.I.G.'s death to get famous, putting himself in all those videos with old B.I.G. footage and tracks, using other people's music to make "new" songs with like The Police song. Sean Combs stole his career. His millions are blood money.
I honestly don't think it would cost @250K to fly a 747 across the united states a couple of times a month. Of course, that doesn't factor in the costs of feeding a 50 person entourage of parasitic hangers on, so maybe that accounts for the difference.
More details about the City College stampede: The event was massively overcrowded; it was oversold to almost twice the capacity of the gymnasium. In addition, thousands without tickets were outside. In order to keep them from sneaking in, Sean Combs's people shut the only door to a stairwell and put a table behind it, despite the crowd jammed inside pounding on the door and pleading for help. At some point people in the crowd outside broke several glass doors in an attempt to get in; this caused a stampede inside the gymnasium in which nine people died. In a 1999 ruling, a Court of Claims judge found Puff Daddy and Heavy D. responsible for 50 percent of the incident. City College bore the rest of the responsibility in part for abandoning security responsibility to Puff Daddy, even though they knew the event was oversold. All brought to you by Sean "P Diddy, Puff Daddy" Pretentious asshole Combs.
I hope the accountant who warned him he couldn't afford to fly his jet anymore is pocketing all the cash. It would be very very very funny if Puffy woke up one morning to ZERO dollars in his bank accounts and bank repo men taking everything he owns.
What an arrogant pig! He's bitchin about his private jet and people in this country can't afford a small house or keep jobs. That's what wrong w/ this country the rich being ultra rich and they still feel like their slice of the pie is too little...that's repulicon trickle down economics for ya!
What an A$$HOLE! I never liked him before and definately don't now.
Yeah Coolpapa, that is a good point. Does anyone how much fuel costs would be for a private jet round trip. Maybe he is going broke and trying to hide the fact.
he's not exaggerating the costs of jetting. you have to file itineraries and pay landing fees in addition to the cost of fuel. so the actual fuel costs wouldn't likely be $200-$250,000, but the total cost might.
I doubt Diddy knows how much it costs to do anything in his life. All he knows is how much the stuff he's wearing and driving, flying in, cost to buy so he can be a snob about it. You see dis ring, that's $200,000 in diamonds, dis Bentley, that's $500,000. He doesn't know how much it costs to pay his bills. He relies on accountants and money managers for that. He didn't even know it was "blog number 12" and that's why he had to have one of his people tell him.
I really hate when people forget where they're from. It happens in all jobs: the CEO who started as a mailboy; the PUFFY who started as an event planner; the supermodel who started as a stylist; the restaurateur who started as a busboy. And then suddenly, they make it big and this sense of entitlement comes crashing down. These are the bosses that suck to work for because of this entitlement. The bottom line is, Puff Daddy (I like to call him by different names he once had) is NO different than a high-ranking loan officer, or jail warden, or hairstylist. Stuck in the little world in his head where his success has made him better than others.
P-brain-diddy would probably say everyone bitching about this was "haytas" or jealous or some such. I'm not jealous. I'm not hating. I just find it SO cliche that he's spouting shit like it's fact. He's no more deserving of his own jet than the people who fly coach. Having money isn't always the result of hard work. Often it's luck. In his case, as someone pointed out, he lucked out when B.I.G. died. Money in the bank for him.
I can't hate him, because I think he's too stupid.
I hate him and everyone like him. I don't give a fuck if you call me a hater. This new trend of "nouveau riche" niggaz spending all their money on all this bullshit and sticking it in everyone's faces has got to stop. Whatever happened to people being classy and just being grateful for what they have? This brotha got lucky with Biggie's and 2 Pac's deaths, imo. That's it. He used that money to buy more shit and pay people to keep him famous and on MTV and all those other channels and his ugly ass overpriced clothes on the backs of niggaz who can't afford it. He needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
Self hating white people are making these low class dirtbags rich. 80% of rap music is bought by white punks who think it's cool to act like a gangsta. Pathetic assholes, go embrace your own european heritage.
Everyone is being too hard on the P Dribble. Suffering is relative to lifestyle. In 2006, he had $346 million. Assuming 10% return on investments, and tax shelters, he's only generating a paltry $34.6 million a year. When you deduct $3million for Christol, $2 million for Beluga, $10 million for "White" parties, $5 million for designer clothes(none of that Sean John crap...hell, it's made in illegal Honduran sweat shops...oh, I forgot, he "took care" of that), $10 million on new restaurants, $4 million on sundries, and $600,001 on plane rides, that means he's losing $1.00 per year of his principle. At that rate, he'll be broke in, oh, let's see 5 times 5, carry the 1...in 346 million years. Now, if he has his body cryogenically frozen, and people don't rise up to turn him into Ice Cube(yea! automatic people-sponsored name change).... Well, anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate his plight now. Suffering is relative, and, as Todd said, it might take the form of a gunshot to the stomach or kneecap, or a 1000 paper cuts on the TonGue, or A Razor blade disECTING an EYEBaLL, or 10,000 fiRE aNts EAtIng ThERe wAY ouT Of yoUr SToMAcH aND ReCTum, OR a FLEsH EaTING BACTERia oN YOuR peNIS ANd TEStICleS(however small), huh...huh...huh...whew...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...whew...what was my point???
And "US kids are ignoramouses", it isn't just the US kids. It's the Canadian kids as well. Most recently, it's the Native population that's caught on to it. "Gang Culture" is all the rage on the Rez and if you ask me (or anyone else with half a brain) it's completely retarded.
About a month ago I was entertained by two young punks (dumb fucking crackstains) outside the courthouse, they were singing "Still Fly" by some crap group called the Big Tymers. I'd never heard of it, so I looked up the lyrics.
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride Got everythang - in my momma name But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
It's a parody song, right? For the love of Christ, tell me that song is a joke. Because if it's not then we're all fucked.
He's a grown man and he calls himself stupid names. He's damn near forty. I don't know any self respecting thirty something men who insist on being called silly nicknames. That alone makes him an idiot. While his lack of talent and overblown ego is pretty well documented, this video pretty much cements his douchebaggery. That and the information provided about promoting a show that cost lives. I didn't know that about him. What. An. Asshole.
His Saudia Arabian brothers and sisters??!! And all his brothers and sisters from countries that have oil?! He does know where Saudia Arabia is doesn't he? Yes - Pee Doody - all the Middle East countries are listening to your non-relevant ass right now! They've got nothing else to do than to address your sorry ass woes about you and your stupid private jet!
my brother-in-law was a captain for private yacht a few years or more so ago... you know, the kind of vessels that are rented out for a week or more to wealthy people.
He did it probably for about 2-3 years.
Said Diddy and his posse/entourage were the worst people he ever had as clients.
Rude plus such an excess amount of cocaine, it was almost caricature. Think Richard Pryor made a joke or two about these kinds of people.
Also, maybe Puff Daddy/Diddy is not the same as he was back then.
"And "US kids are ignoramouses", it isn't just the US kids. It's the Canadian kids as well."
Vigilante, when we say "US kids", Canada's inclusion is implied. Canada is the autistic younger brother of America. You guys will mimic everything we do.
True, my temperature-sensitive friends. But I have to disagree with the descriptive term "autistic".
Younger brother, maybe. But we're more like the younger brother with fetal-alcohol syndrome. You know, the one who's never allowed outside, who watches the rest of you play Capture the Flag from the second story window.
The one who shits his pants at the first sign of tension.
Yeah, that's us. We're the one you'd like to pretend never happened.
Anyone ever tell you imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Even when it's covered in drool and is accompanied by a toothless grin?
Aw...let's all cry a tear for poor mr. puddy, or p dudly, or diddle, or whatever the fuck this poser's name is this week. Poor mr. diddle; he couldn't afford the cost of gas for his private jet, and actually had to fly commercial airlines. GASP!
What an arrogant fucking asshole. If I ever see this piece of shit, I'm knocking his ass out...
Oh, you poor, poor man. While the rest of us are selling plasma just to afford gas to get to work, this asshole is whining because he can't fly his PERSONAL JET anymore because the fuel costs are starting to cut into his Cristal budget! Pardon me while I shed a few tears for this useless, ugly, no-talent fucktard.
Man I cannnot WAIT to read about his gang-related death.
What an arrogant motherfucker. I agree with 21:07:27; I CANNOT WAIT to read about his gang-related death. Just goes to prove; you can wrap a piece of shit in a $5,000 suit, and it's still a piece of shit...
I knew this moment would come, when (ok so is it Puffy Daddy today?, cuz I don't know if you've noticed but that kinda sounds like the king of all poofs, leader of all woofters, the queen of all trannies, camper than tom cruise and elton john holding hands in the sunset, this guy is a rapper really? out of the fucking closet wanker!) this idiot can't afford to buy fuel well then america is on its knees, taking it's last breath, you actually lasted longer than i ever imagined.
It's always amazed me how this low-brow, mouth-breathing cockbite has gotten to where he is over the past decade. Who really buys his records? Isn't "Doody" the hip-hop equivalent of Britney Spears? All style, no substance. I can understand the novelty of his schtick when he first broke into the scene, on the back of the long-dead Biggie, but seriously, how has this hack managed to stay rich? Is it the wiggers and "niggaz" that buy his stupid clothes and colognes? How has MTV been so fucking blinded to his crap? And the stupid reality tv shows he's got? WHO watches that shit? Consider that the market he was pandering to 10 years ago has supposedly "grown up", I just don't get how this guy manages to keep his ugly mug around. There is nothing "fresh" or original about him. What disgusts me even further is when the likes of Oprah Winfrey kiss his ass as if he can do no wrong. I lost all respect for her when she never called him on his sweatshop shit when he was on her show bragging about his participation in the NYC marathon a couple years back.
If Doody was trying to be ironic about his jet fuel issues, he's really done it in poor taste. To all you "hardcore, pipe-hitting niggaz" out there: redeem yourselves by doing your part as a concerned citizen and take this fake-ass, buck-toothed, mouth-breathing dipshit OUT!! He will not be missed.
Oh my, what a time of tragedy. Poor Diddy can't fly his gas hog jet all over the place. And *gasp*, he actually has to fly on a normal airplane. Diddy must be in some rough times with his millions of dollars. Real rough times.
"THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN THAT NIGGER MONEY!" :Rick James
Boycott this son of a bitch, with the way he spends money he will be dead broke in 6 months...Send his ass back to that roach infested apartment he came from.
Sean John, Puffy Daddy, P - Diddy, Diddy - whatever the fuck your name is, you are the worst kind of trash - trash with money. In my opinion, there is nothing worse than the trash who come from the trailer park or the ghetto and then come into some money(and I'm not just talking about black people - Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith come to mind as well). I hope this guy crashes and ends up with NOTHING. Boycott his products, music and everything else he represents.
I worked as a technician on a video he "produced." Producing apparently involves sitting in front of the monitor with your mouth hanging open like a moron. Anyway, his company stiffed me for over 600.00 after working a 20 hour day. He's a douchebag and somebody owes me money.
It always amazes me that people are surprised by this kind of thinking or attitude. ALL of HOLLYWOOD thinks like this. They don't care about anyone but themselves. I'm sorry people buy those nice little soundbites about how they care about the earth or anyone else ... it's bullshit ...
Diddy is a total moron. I don't buy his music but his recent comments infuriated me. Real people are dealing with gas prices having to drive to work at real jobs so i don't need to hear celebrity whining about how you have to fly first class commercial because you cannot afford private jets anymore. Too bad you ignorant P. Moron or whatever your name is now. Deal with it. Someone needs to shake that guy really hard until he understands what it's like to live in the real world. "Boo Hoo, gas prices are so high...wahhhh".
BOO FUCKING HOO! Over rated no talent piece of shit needs to get a real job. Maybe Burger King can give him some money for his Private Jet. What a shitty comment to make when people are struggling to make ends meet everyday. I wish I had his money problems. Fucking Idiot!! Typical Hollywood mentality.
These comments are hilarious; you all have demonstrated more talent and creativity than this douchebag ever has. I love how he thinks we should all be appalled that he has to suffer the humiliation of flying commercial like 'ordinary' people. To my brothers and sisters who don't have money for private jets (or commercial jet rides, for that matter), be happy that you're not as stupid and arrogant as this no talent hack. I'm off to burn $10 on a round trip car ride to university so I can eventually earn a master's degree and make maybe 1% of his annual income.
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Leave Your CommentTo hell with this moron. He doesn't deserve what he has.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:50:06
What an A$$HOLE! I never liked him before and definately don't now.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:53:10
What a huge piece of shit he has tons of money, he doesnt know what its like to have to worry about buying gas. So many stupid people "diddy", so few bullets
By THE PUNISHER, on August 27, 2008 11:56:00
No witty joke, he is just sad. The price of oil is really hitting the working class HARD. Let us all please boycott his music, clothing and acting endevors then he will not have to worry about flying commercial, he will have no need to go anywhere.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:56:26
Drop dead you rich pig.
By DARK LORD, on August 27, 2008 11:56:52
That lying piece of dog shit said he was "sitting in coach". Um, no, it's obvious he got special pre-boarding and he sat down in a leather FIRST CLASS seat. There's never a suicide bomber when you need one.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:57:54
Not bad for the man that's never done anything. He discovered B.I.G., that's it.
By Jizzosh, on August 27, 2008 11:59:39
WOW...I am sort of at a loss for words and sort of in a horrible rage. The horror of having to fly on a commercial airplane with regular people.
Some people take buses and subways and trains but God forbid that Doody should take a commercial jet. I, for one, will be contacting my legislators today to make sure he gets discount jet fuel.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:01:14
Please give him a swift kick in the balls before you shoot off his kneecaps.
By Sam, on August 27, 2008 12:02:21
He mentions nothing about the fact that his "private jet" is horrible for the environment and that's why he's flying commercial.
How out of touch can you get?
By Disgusted, on August 27, 2008 12:04:39
WOW I feel so bad for him! I hope his brothaz and sistaz in Saudia Arabia give him free oil so he doesn't have to suffer with common folk anymore. Poor Diddy.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:05:25
I like how insecure he is about the placement of his stupid fucking baseball cap. He lost his train of thought because he was so worried about what he looked like.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:07:19
Never, ever forget (though I am sure Diddy has) that Sean Combs was the promoter of the City College charity basketball game which resulted in a stampede in 1991 that left nine young people trampled or crushed to death and 29 others injured. That is who Sean Combs is. That is who Sean Combs will always be. In 1999 he was found partially liable and was made to pay settlements on several resulting claims
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:10:00
People please....we are talking about Puffy here. The guy that made Jlo running from hotel room to hotel room (like jehova witnessess) searching for his man. He doesn't deserve to take commercial, he should be taking Greyhound.
By Toe, on August 27, 2008 12:12:11
This guy is the very definition of a douche-bag.
By thebig28, on August 27, 2008 12:13:21
It's statements like Mr. Combs' that make me wish it was 2001 and his flight was numbered 93. That man has more money than God and yet he bitches about gas??? And begs the Saudis to "give him some oil"??? The Saudis need to give him the blade of a sword across his throat.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:16:08
Hey Diddy, it must suck being black in America with whitey keeping ya down, I guess affirmative action really works. Wheres my 40 acres and a mule?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:17:59
The worst part about him was he used B.I.G.'s death to get famous, putting himself in all those videos with old B.I.G. footage and tracks, using other people's music to make "new" songs with like The Police song. Sean Combs stole his career. His millions are blood money.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:18:55
I honestly don't think it would cost @250K to fly a 747 across the united states a couple of times a month. Of course, that doesn't factor in the costs of feeding a 50 person entourage of parasitic hangers on, so maybe that accounts for the difference.
What a fucking dickbag this loser is.
By coolpapa, on August 27, 2008 12:19:44
More details about the City College stampede: The event was massively overcrowded; it was oversold to almost twice the capacity of the gymnasium. In addition, thousands without tickets were outside. In order to keep them from sneaking in, Sean Combs's people shut the only door to a stairwell and put a table behind it, despite the crowd jammed inside pounding on the door and pleading for help. At some point people in the crowd outside broke several glass doors in an attempt to get in; this caused a stampede inside the gymnasium in which nine people died. In a 1999 ruling, a Court of Claims judge found Puff Daddy and Heavy D. responsible for 50 percent of the incident. City College bore the rest of the responsibility in part for abandoning security responsibility to Puff Daddy, even though they knew the event was oversold. All brought to you by Sean "P Diddy, Puff Daddy" Pretentious asshole Combs.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:20:24
I hope his First Class meal on that commercial airline was a hearty Bowl of Dicks.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:21:03
I hope the accountant who warned him he couldn't afford to fly his jet anymore is pocketing all the cash. It would be very very very funny if Puffy woke up one morning to ZERO dollars in his bank accounts and bank repo men taking everything he owns.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:27:10
What an arrogant pig! He's bitchin about his private jet and people in this country can't afford a small house or keep jobs. That's what wrong w/ this country the rich being ultra rich and they still feel like their slice of the pie is too little...that's repulicon trickle down economics for ya!
What an A$$HOLE! I never liked him before and definately don't now.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:53:10
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:27:30
To 12:27 - There are ultra rich Democrats too. Last I heard Diddy was registered Democrat, even though he probably never votes.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:30:59
Wow, you're telling me that Diddy isn't managing his investments wisely? What a surprise.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:31:08
Oh yeah. Obama for President. NOT.
(yeah, I said NOT)
By Hillary, on August 27, 2008 12:31:23
Yeah Coolpapa, that is a good point. Does anyone how much fuel costs would be for a private jet round trip. Maybe he is going broke and trying to hide the fact.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:50:32
P didddidy is a cocksucker. How can a no talent asshole be so rich. Tired of these rich hiphop artist and there label wearing fake ass humans!!!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:56:56
anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:50:32
he's not exaggerating the costs of jetting. you have to file itineraries and pay landing fees in addition to the cost of fuel. so the actual fuel costs wouldn't likely be $200-$250,000, but the total cost might.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:04:23
I doubt Diddy knows how much it costs to do anything in his life. All he knows is how much the stuff he's wearing and driving, flying in, cost to buy so he can be a snob about it. You see dis ring, that's $200,000 in diamonds, dis Bentley, that's $500,000. He doesn't know how much it costs to pay his bills. He relies on accountants and money managers for that. He didn't even know it was "blog number 12" and that's why he had to have one of his people tell him.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:07:18
I really hate when people forget where they're from. It happens in all jobs: the CEO who started as a mailboy; the PUFFY who started as an event planner; the supermodel who started as a stylist; the restaurateur who started as a busboy. And then suddenly, they make it big and this sense of entitlement comes crashing down. These are the bosses that suck to work for because of this entitlement. The bottom line is, Puff Daddy (I like to call him by different names he once had) is NO different than a high-ranking loan officer, or jail warden, or hairstylist. Stuck in the little world in his head where his success has made him better than others.
P-brain-diddy would probably say everyone bitching about this was "haytas" or jealous or some such. I'm not jealous. I'm not hating. I just find it SO cliche that he's spouting shit like it's fact. He's no more deserving of his own jet than the people who fly coach. Having money isn't always the result of hard work. Often it's luck. In his case, as someone pointed out, he lucked out when B.I.G. died. Money in the bank for him.
I can't hate him, because I think he's too stupid.
By ISBN, on August 27, 2008 13:09:35
Wait. I meant to say that not EVERYONE that reaches the top in their field is like this. Just the cliche asshats. Like this moron.
By ISBN, on August 27, 2008 13:14:23
1 million people have lost their homes to forclosure this year. I can't muster any sympathy for this douche bag.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:19:43
I hate him and everyone like him. I don't give a fuck if you call me a hater. This new trend of "nouveau riche" niggaz spending all their money on all this bullshit and sticking it in everyone's faces has got to stop. Whatever happened to people being classy and just being grateful for what they have? This brotha got lucky with Biggie's and 2 Pac's deaths, imo. That's it. He used that money to buy more shit and pay people to keep him famous and on MTV and all those other channels and his ugly ass overpriced clothes on the backs of niggaz who can't afford it. He needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:21:50
When I'm Queen of the Earth, this guy and his band of entouroaches will have to get around on secondhand bicycles. Seatless secondhand bicycles.
And if he complains he'll find himself walking.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 13:27:08
Due to the high cost of oil I am organizing a boycott of all rapper/hip hop assholes. Feed the children not the narcissists.
By Diddy is ugly, on August 27, 2008 13:28:40
Self hating white people are making these low class dirtbags rich. 80% of rap music is bought by white punks who think it's cool to act like a gangsta. Pathetic assholes, go embrace your own european heritage.
By U.S. kids are ignoramouses, on August 27, 2008 13:32:08
Could it be he was just being sarcastic and darkly humorous? I hear it's all the rage down in the 'tto these days.
Toodles!
By Fred, on August 27, 2008 13:38:08
Poetic justice will have this useless, untalented fuckface filing for bankruptcy by 2010. Remember Hammer and his 50-person entourage?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:41:46
Everyone is being too hard on the P Dribble. Suffering is relative to lifestyle. In 2006, he had $346 million. Assuming 10% return on investments, and tax shelters, he's only generating a paltry $34.6 million a year. When you deduct $3million for Christol, $2 million for Beluga, $10 million for "White" parties, $5 million for designer clothes(none of that Sean John crap...hell, it's made in illegal Honduran sweat shops...oh, I forgot, he "took care" of that), $10 million on new restaurants, $4 million on sundries, and $600,001 on plane rides, that means he's losing $1.00 per year of his principle. At that rate, he'll be broke in, oh, let's see 5 times 5, carry the 1...in 346 million years. Now, if he has his body cryogenically frozen, and people don't rise up to turn him into Ice Cube(yea! automatic people-sponsored name change).... Well, anyway, I'm sure you can appreciate his plight now. Suffering is relative, and, as Todd said, it might take the form of a gunshot to the stomach or kneecap, or a 1000 paper cuts on the TonGue, or A Razor blade disECTING an EYEBaLL, or 10,000 fiRE aNts EAtIng ThERe wAY ouT Of yoUr SToMAcH aND ReCTum, OR a FLEsH EaTING BACTERia oN YOuR peNIS ANd TEStICleS(however small), huh...huh...huh...whew...huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...whew...what was my point???
By Didmydaddy Puffadoodle, on August 27, 2008 13:53:25
Amen, 13:21.
And "US kids are ignoramouses", it isn't just the US kids. It's the Canadian kids as well. Most recently, it's the Native population that's caught on to it. "Gang Culture" is all the rage on the Rez and if you ask me (or anyone else with half a brain) it's completely retarded.
About a month ago I was entertained by two young punks (dumb fucking crackstains) outside the courthouse, they were singing "Still Fly" by some crap group called the Big Tymers. I'd never heard of it, so I looked up the lyrics.
Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly
Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah
It's a parody song, right? For the love of Christ, tell me that song is a joke. Because if it's not then we're all fucked.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 13:55:00
He's a grown man and he calls himself stupid names. He's damn near forty. I don't know any self respecting thirty something men who insist on being called silly nicknames. That alone makes him an idiot. While his lack of talent and overblown ego is pretty well documented, this video pretty much cements his douchebaggery. That and the information provided about promoting a show that cost lives. I didn't know that about him. What. An. Asshole.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 14:06:08
This guy is a bonafide asshole. There just are no ifs ands or buts about it.
By Joe Mahma, on August 27, 2008 14:07:36
His Saudia Arabian brothers and sisters??!! And all his brothers and sisters from countries that have oil?! He does know where Saudia Arabia is doesn't he? Yes - Pee Doody - all the Middle East countries are listening to your non-relevant ass right now! They've got nothing else to do than to address your sorry ass woes about you and your stupid private jet!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 14:14:00
my brother-in-law was a captain for private yacht a few years or more so ago... you know, the kind of vessels that are rented out for a week or more to wealthy people.
He did it probably for about 2-3 years.
Said Diddy and his posse/entourage were the worst people he ever had as clients.
Rude plus such an excess amount of cocaine, it was almost caricature. Think Richard Pryor made a joke or two about these kinds of people.
Also, maybe Puff Daddy/Diddy is not the same as he was back then.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 14:30:54
I think I have some change in my cupholder in my fucking 4 cylinder Dodge Neon if you need it...dickhead.
By Sol Rosenberg, on August 27, 2008 14:31:14
"And "US kids are ignoramouses", it isn't just the US kids. It's the Canadian kids as well."
Vigilante, when we say "US kids", Canada's inclusion is implied. Canada is the autistic younger brother of America. You guys will mimic everything we do.
By Vigilante's Hard Nips, on August 27, 2008 14:37:55
It's a damn shame all those talented black men died recently, and this cuntface is still alive. I guess even God doesn't want people like D-poop.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 14:47:02
@ My Hard Nips...
True, my temperature-sensitive friends. But I have to disagree with the descriptive term "autistic".
Younger brother, maybe. But we're more like the younger brother with fetal-alcohol syndrome. You know, the one who's never allowed outside, who watches the rest of you play Capture the Flag from the second story window.
The one who shits his pants at the first sign of tension.
Yeah, that's us. We're the one you'd like to pretend never happened.
Anyone ever tell you imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Even when it's covered in drool and is accompanied by a toothless grin?
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 14:55:46
I hope life stays good for this asshole so he does not have to go back to the ghetto.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 15:11:05
Diddy,
You're not my boy.
You have no acting career. You do commercials for BK.
Enjoy that AA flight because some people are now forced to stay home instead of travel.
Heaven forbid "your boy" has to stay home in his million dollar mansion.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 15:23:30
I always say how much I HATE this piece of shit. Fuck him.
By WishDiddyWouldDie, on August 27, 2008 15:25:40
WOW. If I didn't watch that video, I wouldn't have believed he actually said all that.
What a fucking dick.
Get over yourself.
2Pac is dead and this douche still lives???
By KMB, on August 27, 2008 15:32:24
Even he couldn't say "Diddy" without laughing...what a clown.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 16:08:14
poor rich guy is complaining about his private jet. give me a break please.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 16:35:18
L-O-S-E-R!!!!
By Albatross, on August 27, 2008 17:42:25
He needs to get a pilot's license.
Lesson one: how to crash your plane into a fucking mountain so you can die and stop being a worthless, festering boil on the ass of society.
By Hyperbole, on August 27, 2008 18:27:33
fuck this guy! dumb shit! fuck you!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 19:10:46
fuck this guy! dumb shit! fuck you!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 19:11:06
Aw...let's all cry a tear for poor mr. puddy, or p dudly, or diddle, or whatever the fuck this poser's name is this week. Poor mr. diddle; he couldn't afford the cost of gas for his private jet, and actually had to fly commercial airlines. GASP!
What an arrogant fucking asshole. If I ever see this piece of shit, I'm knocking his ass out...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 20:25:50
His new name is P-Asshole...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 20:27:23
Too bad that gunfire that erupted when he was in that club didn't blow a big fucking hole in his overinflated head...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 20:28:26
Oh, you poor, poor man. While the rest of us are selling plasma just to afford gas to get to work, this asshole is whining because he can't fly his PERSONAL JET anymore because the fuel costs are starting to cut into his Cristal budget! Pardon me while I shed a few tears for this useless, ugly, no-talent fucktard.
Man I cannnot WAIT to read about his gang-related death.
By kabuk1, on August 27, 2008 21:07:27
P. Diddy, Pee Dummy! 'Nuff said!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:21:19
What a fucktard.
By fuckdiddy, on August 27, 2008 21:34:16
What an arrogant motherfucker. I agree with 21:07:27; I CANNOT WAIT to read about his gang-related death. Just goes to prove; you can wrap a piece of shit in a $5,000 suit, and it's still a piece of shit...
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 00:20:33
I knew this moment would come, when (ok so is it Puffy Daddy today?, cuz I don't know if you've noticed but that kinda sounds like the king of all poofs, leader of all woofters, the queen of all trannies, camper than tom cruise and elton john holding hands in the sunset, this guy is a rapper really? out of the fucking closet wanker!) this idiot can't afford to buy fuel well then america is on its knees, taking it's last breath, you actually lasted longer than i ever imagined.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 00:20:38
Don't forget, it was P.Diddy that bought JLo to prominance. If it wasn't for him that bitch would still just be the chick from Selena.
By Red Cat, on August 28, 2008 03:20:05
Puffy, Diddy, Doody or whatever the fuck he calls himself is an ugly ass HOMO.
By He doesn't have the courage to be OUT, on August 28, 2008 03:33:06
I would send him some gas if he would take a one-way trip out of this Country and not come back.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 04:52:22
oblviously he doesnt give a shit about anyone but himself
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 07:12:15
It's always amazed me how this low-brow, mouth-breathing cockbite has gotten to where he is over the past decade. Who really buys his records? Isn't "Doody" the hip-hop equivalent of Britney Spears? All style, no substance. I can understand the novelty of his schtick when he first broke into the scene, on the back of the long-dead Biggie, but seriously, how has this hack managed to stay rich? Is it the wiggers and "niggaz" that buy his stupid clothes and colognes? How has MTV been so fucking blinded to his crap? And the stupid reality tv shows he's got? WHO watches that shit? Consider that the market he was pandering to 10 years ago has supposedly "grown up", I just don't get how this guy manages to keep his ugly mug around. There is nothing "fresh" or original about him. What disgusts me even further is when the likes of Oprah Winfrey kiss his ass as if he can do no wrong. I lost all respect for her when she never called him on his sweatshop shit when he was on her show bragging about his participation in the NYC marathon a couple years back.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 09:32:39
Who the fuck does he think he is?? Even Nobel Prize winners travel with commercial airlines.
ASSHOLE!!
By Diddy Doody Doodoo , on August 28, 2008 11:17:22
If Doody was trying to be ironic about his jet fuel issues, he's really done it in poor taste. To all you "hardcore, pipe-hitting niggaz" out there: redeem yourselves by doing your part as a concerned citizen and take this fake-ass, buck-toothed, mouth-breathing dipshit OUT!! He will not be missed.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 12:30:02
Oh my, what a time of tragedy. Poor Diddy can't fly his gas hog jet all over the place. And *gasp*, he actually has to fly on a normal airplane. Diddy must be in some rough times with his millions of dollars. Real rough times.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 14:12:42
"Don't forget, it was P.Diddy that bought JLo to prominance"
Exactly how did this asswipe bring this other asswipe to prominence? By getting her arrested on felony gun possession charges?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 14:21:53
"THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN THAT NIGGER MONEY!" :Rick James
Boycott this son of a bitch, with the way he spends money he will be dead broke in 6 months...Send his ass back to that roach infested apartment he came from.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 16:55:05
Sean John, Puffy Daddy, P - Diddy, Diddy - whatever the fuck your name is, you are the worst kind of trash - trash with money. In my opinion, there is nothing worse than the trash who come from the trailer park or the ghetto and then come into some money(and I'm not just talking about black people - Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith come to mind as well). I hope this guy crashes and ends up with NOTHING. Boycott his products, music and everything else he represents.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 06:58:44
I worked as a technician on a video he "produced." Producing apparently involves sitting in front of the monitor with your mouth hanging open like a moron. Anyway, his company stiffed me for over 600.00 after working a 20 hour day. He's a douchebag and somebody owes me money.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 16:59:53
It always amazes me that people are surprised by this kind of thinking or attitude. ALL of HOLLYWOOD thinks like this. They don't care about anyone but themselves. I'm sorry people buy those nice little soundbites about how they care about the earth or anyone else ... it's bullshit ...
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 20:07:07
Diddy is a total moron. I don't buy his music but his recent comments infuriated me. Real people are dealing with gas prices having to drive to work at real jobs so i don't need to hear celebrity whining about how you have to fly first class commercial because you cannot afford private jets anymore. Too bad you ignorant P. Moron or whatever your name is now. Deal with it. Someone needs to shake that guy really hard until he understands what it's like to live in the real world. "Boo Hoo, gas prices are so high...wahhhh".
By policeintexas, on August 31, 2008 11:38:02
BOO FUCKING HOO! Over rated no talent piece of shit needs to get a real job. Maybe Burger King can give him some money for his Private Jet. What a shitty comment to make when people are struggling to make ends meet everyday. I wish I had his money problems. Fucking Idiot!! Typical Hollywood mentality.
By anonymous, on September 2, 2008 03:06:50
These comments are hilarious; you all have demonstrated more talent and creativity than this douchebag ever has. I love how he thinks we should all be appalled that he has to suffer the humiliation of flying commercial like 'ordinary' people. To my brothers and sisters who don't have money for private jets (or commercial jet rides, for that matter), be happy that you're not as stupid and arrogant as this no talent hack. I'm off to burn $10 on a round trip car ride to university so I can eventually earn a master's degree and make maybe 1% of his annual income.
By Big Mike, on September 2, 2008 10:46:09
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