Kendra looks like she just fell out of bed. A pony-tail took 30 seconds to accomplish. If she lived in my mansion, ate my food, took my limo to the show, by God she would get her ass out of bed and put some effort into looking like Playboy material! I wish he would kick her out, she belongs back in the 'hood where she can play b-ball and rap with fellow trash.
Okay first of all I love Holly's dress! Beautiful! Then, what the fuck is up with that ponytail kendra is wearing? Its like I put on this nice cocktail dress and heels and then ran a comb through my nappy ass fried hair and picked it up in a ugly ass poofy ponytail. NO. The girl in the yellow dress is the girl from john tucker must die, the one with the short blonde hair, she looked beautiful in that movie and not so much here but shes still cute and lastly damn Bruce Willis gets hotter and his girlfriends younger as he gets older lucky bastard.
Rumer Willis needs to stay away from cameras. She's one of the most unattractive women I've ever laid eyes on. Unless they can do head replacement surgery, she's beyond any cosmetic surgery help.
Also, what's up with Anna Faris' face. She obviously had some plastic surgery. She doesn't even look like the same person. I liked her better before.
This is why anybody who moves to LA to hit it big should stay in school and bcome a plummer....Bruce Willis kid, the ugly girl....has a role in anything so much as this promoted motion picture. Its all about who ya know, so if ya dont do coke and you dont take it in the ass dont bother boys and girls, ya sweet way of talkin gets you min wage and maybe a very small meal for 12 hours.... while this horse face of a human makes hundreds of thousands cause daddy knows all the secrets...
Rumer is so UGLY. I swear the only reason Demi agreed to marry that loser Kutcher is because she knew he wouldn't be tempted to fuck her dog face daughters.
Who's the hideous demon in the short yellow dress/shirt? My fucking god I didn't know anyone could have such a devastatingly disgusting smile.
As for Hef's girlfriends, I think Bridget is gorgeous and cute...Holly's alright and Kendra's a fucking wigger bitch with AIDS.
That girl with the bright red lipstick and the brown hair and black dress in that big group pic, is that the chick who played Jewels or whatever in Superbad? She looks pretty good there too.
A friend of mine got to attend the premiere and said that it was actually a decent, cute film. Coming from a film student whose tastes I tend to trust, I'm willing to believe her (but not enough to pay to see this movie lol).
the chick in the yellow was hot in a couple flix but she looks like shes on hgh with those chipmunk cheeks, anna is def cute, i like holly but she always has an itinerary for everything, bridgette is 47 tryin to look 22, kendra looks like shes got syphillis, and rumor, well RUMOR is that she'll look like the fat chick from wilson phillips in 5 years
That blonde in the last picture has a HUGE forehead and thin hair - you can see her scalp all the way along the part. I never thought I'd say this, but, get a fucking weave!
What the fuck is rumor doing there she is to weird looking for th mansion and who is that chick in YELLOW ???? , and who is the chick in the black dress infront of FARIS picture???, that movie is going to suck but it will make alot of money when it comes out on DVD , and HEFF get rid of kendra the bitch IS OLD and thats like 59 in bunny years
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Leave Your CommentIs this a film premiere or a party at The Playboy Mansion?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:28:10
Hef's girlfriends are so fucking ugly. Kendra is the ugliest. No wonder he needs Viagra to get his dick hard for these sluts.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:30:26
Damn. That Kendra looks so white trashy.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:32:12
Anna Faris will always be LaShawn to me. <3
By Brokeback Babe, on August 21, 2008 13:34:17
Who is that beautiful blonde girl in the last picture on the bottom right? Does anyone know?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:38:10
WTF is Katherine McPhee doing there?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:39:13
ummm...so where's the hot ass? hiding behind Rumer?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:40:13
Ashton Kutcher is such a douche.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:44:41
Kendra looks like she just fell out of bed. A pony-tail took 30 seconds to accomplish. If she lived in my mansion, ate my food, took my limo to the show, by God she would get her ass out of bed and put some effort into looking like Playboy material! I wish he would kick her out, she belongs back in the 'hood where she can play b-ball and rap with fellow trash.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:07:37
You meen not including Rumer and her douche bag step-father asston.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:08:36
Love Anna Faris, but I don't like her with straight hair. She has strong features, so the fuller hair looks better on her.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:10:42
Who is the dorky looking girl in the yellow dress?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:10:50
Colored contact lenses are so retarded looking, especially on Rumer.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:13:14
Fuckin Bruce Willis...living the life. Lucky SOB.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:37:24
Okay first of all I love Holly's dress! Beautiful! Then, what the fuck is up with that ponytail kendra is wearing? Its like I put on this nice cocktail dress and heels and then ran a comb through my nappy ass fried hair and picked it up in a ugly ass poofy ponytail. NO. The girl in the yellow dress is the girl from john tucker must die, the one with the short blonde hair, she looked beautiful in that movie and not so much here but shes still cute and lastly damn Bruce Willis gets hotter and his girlfriends younger as he gets older lucky bastard.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:54:00
Rumer Willis needs to stay away from cameras. She's one of the most unattractive women I've ever laid eyes on. Unless they can do head replacement surgery, she's beyond any cosmetic surgery help.
Also, what's up with Anna Faris' face. She obviously had some plastic surgery. She doesn't even look like the same person. I liked her better before.
By Jason, on August 21, 2008 15:29:25
This is why anybody who moves to LA to hit it big should stay in school and bcome a plummer....Bruce Willis kid, the ugly girl....has a role in anything so much as this promoted motion picture.
Its all about who ya know, so if ya dont do coke and you dont take it in the ass dont bother boys and girls, ya sweet way of talkin gets you min wage and maybe a very small meal for 12 hours....
while this horse face of a human makes hundreds of thousands cause daddy knows all the secrets...
By markeeoo, on August 21, 2008 15:41:31
Rumer is so UGLY. I swear the only reason Demi agreed to marry that loser Kutcher is because she knew he wouldn't be tempted to fuck her dog face daughters.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 15:47:59
13:38, don't know her name, but I think she's the chick in "Watchmen."
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:16:23
I hope you don't include Rumer and Faris in your "hot ass" claim.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:18:15
The only hot girls there are the blond one on the bottom and the redhead with the pretty eyes. The rest are dogs. Todd needs glasses.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:20:02
I don't know half of the chicks there...
Who's the hideous demon in the short yellow dress/shirt? My fucking god I didn't know anyone could have such a devastatingly disgusting smile.
As for Hef's girlfriends, I think Bridget is gorgeous and cute...Holly's alright and Kendra's a fucking wigger bitch with AIDS.
That girl with the bright red lipstick and the brown hair and black dress in that big group pic, is that the chick who played Jewels or whatever in Superbad? She looks pretty good there too.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:23:23
Whenever I see Rumer Willis all I can think of is Quagmire. Alllright. Giggity giggity.
Maybe a rigorous course of HgH would help her skull growth catch up to her jaw?
By Staci, on August 21, 2008 16:37:59
A friend of mine got to attend the premiere and said that it was actually a decent, cute film. Coming from a film student whose tastes I tend to trust, I'm willing to believe her (but not enough to pay to see this movie lol).
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 16:57:17
Did Ashton fart and blame it on his mother er wife? Rumer should really spare us all and put a bag over her head.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 17:21:28
the chick in the yellow was hot in a couple flix but she looks like shes on hgh with those chipmunk cheeks, anna is def cute, i like holly but she always has an itinerary for everything, bridgette is 47 tryin to look 22, kendra looks like shes got syphillis, and rumor, well RUMOR is that she'll look like the fat chick from wilson phillips in 5 years
By d o double g, on August 21, 2008 17:50:43
1. Masturbation.
2. ???
3. Profit.
By JAC, on August 21, 2008 18:09:26
13:38 : Malin Akerman or as I liked to think of her Mrs Freakshow.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 21:18:55
The blonde in the last picture is the psycho chick from the heartbreak kid right?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 00:46:27
That blonde in the last picture has a HUGE forehead and thin hair - you can see her scalp all the way along the part. I never thought I'd say this, but, get a fucking weave!
By Red Cat, on August 22, 2008 03:37:19
What the fuck is rumor doing there she is to weird looking for th mansion and who is that chick in YELLOW ???? , and who is the chick in the black dress infront of FARIS picture???, that movie is going to suck but it will make alot of money when it comes out on DVD , and HEFF get rid of kendra the bitch IS OLD and thats like 59 in bunny years
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 10:28:00
15:47:59
that was hilarious
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 11:37:10
kendra is pretty nasty. she looks like a piece of shit i pooped out at her trailer home or something
By poop, on August 22, 2008 11:48:21
"you can see her scalp all the way along the part."
What the fuck? Are you fucking retarded?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 11:56:19
this is one of the funniest threads in a long time. I can't stop laughing.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:14:19
The pretty blonde in the last photo is 30 year-old Swedish actress Malin Akerman.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:42:51
Did any celebrities attend this premier?
By and why wasn't I invited, on August 24, 2008 12:56:19
Anna Faris is hot and a good actress. Why isn't she in more and better movies?
By Hyperbole, on August 24, 2008 14:10:29
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