Is going to be easy to give birth for her that pussy is wide open more then 10 centimeters 24/7, then years later he or she is going to find the videos and he or she will become an EMO and start cutting or become a porno whore too
Didn't you know that she has been trying for years and come to find out when you get banged that hard it really messes yo shiz up! I figured she was SOL but I guess one lil guy found his way thru her wrecked canal
"Okay Ms. Jameson, Push! . . . Hmmm, it seems to have just fallen out by itself, never seen that before . . . funny, the plecenta is astro-glide . . ."
I'm sure Jenna will be advised to take the initiative and pick the day when she'll introduce her child to her "catalog", so she can put it in the proper perspective.
I hope it's not a boy. 3 hours of projectile vomiting while maintaining a continuous erection would be somewhat traumatic.
This is terribly unfair to the child. I cannot imagine what it will be like for this poor kid when it's grammar school classmates find out what mommy does for a living via the internet. I would DIE if that was my mom. On the bright side the kid can hang out with Britney's messed up kids, they will have much humiliation in common.
"it's gonna suck for this kid when he realizes his mom's vagina has been bombed out like Iraq and his dad looks he should be throwing barrels at Mario"
Sure, the ultrasounds look normal, but as it comes out through that festering channel of disease, it'll end up coming out like that lizard baby from 'V'... "rraaawr, wrrarr!"
Todd: 2 comments: 1. "...and his dad looks he should be throwing barrels at Mario.": LMFAO, the best!!!! 2. One of the things I like best about reading/commenting is I get to learn new vocabulary. So, imagine my excitement when I went to see what kind of medical procedure, "rappelling" was. DAMN you, Todd, damn you!!!
Her vag can't be any bigger than that woman from Arkansas who has 18 kids. Or 19. I lost count after the second special Discovery Channel aired about her.
"Your Momma's so ugly Daugerre came back from the dead to apologize for inventing photography."
Vig is on fire, as always!!!!
I've got one: you're momma's so ugly, the neighbor's keep stumbling into her pool. Ooooh, did I really say that???
One of these day's I'll come up with the right set of words to inflame your ever-fiery spirit and get you to come down here and hold me accountable in the most delicious ways!!! Hey, doll, I'm no stooge, I'm goin' to take a powder, now!!
If fucking a lot of guys apparently makes a womans vag huge, as this tired old joke goes, shouldn't guys that fuck a lot of girls have long, stretched out cocks?
Fucking morons...
Non-famous women who have probably fucked more guys for a Bloomin' Onion at Outback and a nice bottle of white zinfandel have kids every damn day.
I should have lied and said I stock shelves at Wal-Mart or work at a shit cubicle job like a few other posters on here apparently do...
I'm sure Anon 06:32:57 also beats it to the pics of other "skanky" women on this site that are NSFW.
Stretchy, masturbating 17 times a day to your mom getting fucked by a rottweiler doesn't count toward elongating the schlong. Just fuckin' lots of hot bitches (but only virgins, not women that may have actually fucked other guys, GASP!) counts.
Hyperbole: That jackass that tried to insult you used oxymoron incorrectly. If (s)he wanted to insult you, (s)he should have said, "(redundant?)". That penis-puller actually complimented you by mistake. An oxymoron is 2 seemingly contradictory terms that are put together. The classic is jumbo shrimp. So (s)he actually said that ex-strippers could never be idiots. I'm guessing (s)he didn't go to a top 15 university... probably topped out and dropped out at age 15. By the way, how'd you know my mom had a rottweiler.......oooooooh sexy bitches!!!
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By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 6, 2008 09:29:27
That's is one whore of a mom to be proud of.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 09:32:55
Is going to be easy to give birth for her that pussy is wide open more then 10 centimeters 24/7,
then years later he or she is going to find the videos and he or she will become an EMO and start cutting or become a porno whore too
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 09:34:15
That banner pic is what she will look like after the baby refuses to come out of her disgusting vagina and shoots out of her mouth, placenta and all.
By 789, on August 6, 2008 09:38:12
atleast it wont be a difficult journey for the kid to exit that thing
By k,hikljl;, on August 6, 2008 09:38:52
atleast it wont be a difficult journey for the kid to exit that thing
By k,hikljl;, on August 6, 2008 09:38:54
That poor kid is going to be made fun of so bad in school, i see drug addiction and drinking in their future
By THE PUNISHER, on August 6, 2008 09:46:53
That poor kid is going to be made fun of so bad in school, i see drug addiction and drinking in their future
By THE PUNISHER, on August 6, 2008 09:47:00
I want to be there on Career Day when that kid tells everyone his parents were killed long ago by the giant bugs from Starship Troopers.
"They fought valiantly, but ultimately they were unsuccessful. The End."
By Vigilante, on August 6, 2008 09:57:38
"...rappelling..."
You sick, demented fuck. HA!!
By Antony, on August 6, 2008 10:04:15
doctors have advised jameson to stay in bed for the next 9 months "so she don't spill that shit."
By ice cream man, on August 6, 2008 10:18:52
Didn't you know that she has been trying for years and come to find out when you get banged that hard it really messes yo shiz up! I figured she was SOL but I guess one lil guy found his way thru her wrecked canal
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 10:48:55
Eww wtf is this zombie shit?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 11:08:44
She is beyond nasty. I feel really bad for that kid.
By Albatross, on August 6, 2008 11:22:59
"Okay Ms. Jameson, Push! . . . Hmmm, it seems to have just fallen out by itself, never seen that before . . . funny, the plecenta is astro-glide . . ."
PS: Vigilante wins the caption contest.
By Jenna's OBG-YN as told to thebig28, on August 6, 2008 11:59:44
I'm sure Jenna will be advised to take the initiative and pick the day when she'll introduce her child to her "catalog", so she can put it in the proper perspective.
I hope it's not a boy. 3 hours of projectile vomiting while maintaining a continuous erection would be somewhat traumatic.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 12:06:20
LMAO at yopur "throwing barrels at mario" comment! BEst laugh of the day!
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 12:10:15
This is terribly unfair to the child. I cannot imagine what it will be like for this poor kid when it's grammar school classmates find out what mommy does for a living via the internet. I would DIE if that was my mom. On the bright side the kid can hang out with Britney's messed up kids, they will have much humiliation in common.
By Selfish, on August 6, 2008 12:55:45
Poor kid. Being born to such a classy lady.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 13:01:48
"it's gonna suck for this kid when he realizes his mom's vagina has been bombed out like Iraq and his dad looks he should be throwing barrels at Mario"
LMAO, classic
By ckayindc, on August 6, 2008 13:04:15
She is such a disgusting whore. What is she going to do when her kid gets old enough to look on the internet and rent porn?
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 13:05:42
Smoochie Woochums Big28, babe.
By Vigilante, on August 6, 2008 14:42:12
Sure, the ultrasounds look normal, but as it comes out through that festering channel of disease, it'll end up coming out like that lizard baby from 'V'... "rraaawr, wrrarr!"
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 14:49:22
Todd: 2 comments:
1. "...and his dad looks he should be throwing barrels at Mario.": LMFAO, the best!!!!
2. One of the things I like best about reading/commenting is I get to learn new vocabulary. So, imagine my excitement when I went to see what kind of medical procedure, "rappelling" was. DAMN you, Todd, damn you!!!
By gregarb, on August 6, 2008 16:08:08
That kid could fall out while she shops and she would never know.
That kid is doomed to a lifetime of "YOUR MOMMA" jokes.
By ramrod, on August 6, 2008 17:58:05
Wasn't she looking kissed by death several months ago?
By Sami, on August 6, 2008 18:17:43
I already knew she was pregnant. In this month's Esquire she begins a statement with, "If I have a little girl ..."
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 18:58:48
This std infested spread her legs for everyone whore is having a baby? Gross! Imagine the poor thing coming out that nasty wart ridden vagina.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 20:36:10
Her vag can't be any bigger than that woman from Arkansas who has 18 kids. Or 19. I lost count after the second special Discovery Channel aired about her.
By anonymous, on August 6, 2008 21:32:11
"Your Momma" jokes are my favourite.
Your Momma's so ugly Daugerre came back from the dead to apologize for inventing photography.
By Vigilante, on August 7, 2008 09:12:38
"rappelling"
*spits soda out through nose laughing so hard*
By anonymous, on August 7, 2008 16:03:16
"Your Momma's so ugly Daugerre came back from the dead to apologize for inventing photography."
Vig is on fire, as always!!!!
I've got one: you're momma's so ugly, the neighbor's keep stumbling into her pool. Ooooh, did I really say that???
One of these day's I'll come up with the right set of words to inflame your ever-fiery spirit and get you to come down here and hold me accountable in the most delicious ways!!! Hey, doll, I'm no stooge, I'm goin' to take a powder, now!!
By gregarb, on August 7, 2008 16:11:45
If fucking a lot of guys apparently makes a womans vag huge, as this tired old joke goes, shouldn't guys that fuck a lot of girls have long, stretched out cocks?
Fucking morons...
Non-famous women who have probably fucked more guys for a Bloomin' Onion at Outback and a nice bottle of white zinfandel have kids every damn day.
By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 00:28:05
Oh good! Hyperbole, the idiot ex-stripper (oxymoron?) is back to school us! Hooray! Teach us, oh skanky one!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 06:32:57
Hyperbole:
I disagree.
By Strechy Longcock, on August 8, 2008 09:11:31
I should have lied and said I stock shelves at Wal-Mart or work at a shit cubicle job like a few other posters on here apparently do...
I'm sure Anon 06:32:57 also beats it to the pics of other "skanky" women on this site that are NSFW.
Stretchy, masturbating 17 times a day to your mom getting fucked by a rottweiler doesn't count toward elongating the schlong. Just fuckin' lots of hot bitches (but only virgins, not women that may have actually fucked other guys, GASP!) counts.
By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 23:11:53
"Oh good! Hyperbole, the idiot ex-stripper (oxymoron?) is back to school us! Hooray! Teach us, oh skanky one!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 06:32:57"
I started stripping to get through college at a top 15 university you selective memory-having stupid fuck.
By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 23:17:39
Hyperbole:
That jackass that tried to insult you used oxymoron incorrectly. If (s)he wanted to insult you, (s)he should have said, "(redundant?)". That penis-puller actually complimented you by mistake. An oxymoron is 2 seemingly contradictory terms that are put together. The classic is jumbo shrimp. So (s)he actually said that ex-strippers could never be idiots. I'm guessing (s)he didn't go to a top 15 university... probably topped out and dropped out at age 15. By the way, how'd you know my mom had a rottweiler.......oooooooh sexy bitches!!!
By Stretchy Longcock, on August 11, 2008 16:06:10
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