I just don't see what the fuss is over this chick.Everything she does reeks of desperation and pity.She strikes me as someone very self absorbed and needy. Not very attractive characteristics.I wish she would take her bikinis and go away.And take John Mayer with her.He's an embarrassment to the guitar.
I don't think she had anything done..the first pic she is sort of smiling, and in the second shes not..so its hard to tell..if she did, it was minimal...
That CAA packet is probably an audition for a minor role on Police Academy 16.I say she loses out to Jessica Simpson. I agree with "not a lezzie" the ass is hot.And I'm a straight guy. Hey,"not a lezzie",ever thought about it?
I find it terribly sad that she feels the need to "look her best" to maintain a man 10 years younger than her. If this is her best, someone needs to re-evaluate the standard. And the funny thing is the lip job doesn't make a lick of difference in improving her so-called "beauty".
I AGREE W/ Todd. She acts the same part in all of her B-movies which is Rachel which is herself in every movie. Jennifer A. got lucky. She is not A/-list. If she had sense, get preggars w/ John Mayer, be open and honest w/ him, you know, an agreement between the two of them , and just live and live on all of her money. Call it a life and what a great life to be rich and healthy. She could make up with her mom too. Jennifer is a Bitoch.
Her lips are fine she has not done anything to them , her ASS looks great so do her legs she is hotter then lots of girls half her age, but that shit about her dating a handsome rock star hahahaha that douchebag is not a rock star or handsome hahaha he is just a wanna be
If she had lip enhancement in order to impress that douche John Mayer, then my chances of bagging an over-rated actress are quite good. She looks like a great candidate for an atomic donkey punch.
Shouldn't that be 'new lip'? Only the top one look less manly. I just don't get her. She's so unappealing in every way imaginable. Truly, the only nice thing I can think to say about her is that at least she handled getting her substantial ass dumped for Angelina Jolie with some dignity. However, the longer she keeps bumping uglies with that dull as dishwater creepy John WhatshisfacewhousedtobangJessicaSimpsonsohecan'tbeallthatdemandingintellectually, the faster that dignity evaporates.
You'd bang her bald headed snatch like Achilles rocked Penthesilea. He slayed that bitch then gave her what for. Over, and over, and over again.
"Yeah, take it, bitch! TAKE IT! What's that? I didn't hear you...Oh, yeah! Because you're DEAD! See what I'm doing? Yeah...see what I'm doing here? You're gonna take it all, you worthless Amazonian cunt!"
ugly is ugly, i would have more respect for her if she just went away, she can't act, and she is not pretty, i don't care how many times you say it. this woman is fugly, i see women every day with hot bodies over 40, so what, buttaface..
Have any of you ever seen Good Girl? Very different type of movie than "Rachel". Also, the one with Clive Owen, (can't remember the name). Very un-Rachel as well. She is a good actress and very attractive.
Kudos for not yet another "Jennifer Aniston" can't keep a man blurb.
She's making a different expression in each pic, but she's already had probably more than one nose job, so getting her lips plumped up wouldn't be a stretch.
At least she didn't try to go huge like, well, Angelina.
She was on her hit show, made fuckloads of money...she should work with orphans or something and get a life now, since she'll never be a movie star and she'll always be "Rachel Greene"/"Brad Pitt's Ex".
yep its lip liner tsk and as for ageing or the bitchy comments everyone makes about her face , why do u throw such hatred towards people, were all just trying to get by in life some of us make it big some live life very humble... but at the end of the day sort ur own crap out before throwing it at others!
I don't understand all the hatred for this woman. All she has ever done is work on a hugely successful television show, parlay that into some moderately successful films, and get dumped by her cheating husband for a heroin-addicted, brother-screwing, baby-buying whore. Jennifer is not an offensive person, nor is she ugly. Some of the comments are so mean, but I don't think she deserves the nasty remarks that some people make.
As someone who admits to having botox and artefill for nasal labial folds, she has had her upper lip done. As women age their upper lips become thinner. She definitely had juvederm or the like injected, I can tell by the photos in my plastic surgeon's office. Her upper lip may get smaller if she just had the procedure done as the swelling goes away. However now she will always have to get the injection as your lips become mishapen when the filler goes away, about 6 months.
Not one thing wrong with improving yourself at your own descretion. Most celebs have done something, however, when i got caps on my front upper teeth, it made my upper lip appear fuller without any plastic surgery...so why guess? Not as if we have to pay for it, or for Angie Jo's nose and cheek implants....
I thought I was looking at Mary-Kate Olsen. Lip jobs are, by far, the most contrived (save for fake boobs) plastic surgeries a person can have done. Anniston looked great as she was -- unique. Now she's joined the likes of Meg Ryan, who ruined herself with her lip job. My input: Keep it real, folks. It's far more appealing.
She is fattening, just look at the third picture: she is losing her waistline and her legs are so chubby. And why she have to open her legs like that to get out of her car, obviously she knows that someone is taking pics of her ass. And what about her fashion sense? Cheap, old and boring. This woman is pitiful. Seriously.
She is fattening, just look at the third picture: she is losing her waistline and her legs are so chubby. And why she have to open her legs like that to get out of her car, obviously she knows that someone is taking pics of her ass. And what about her fashion sense? Cheap, old and boring. This woman is pitiful. Seriously.
Unfortunately, Jen got part of Plan B studio in her divorce settlement with Brad, which means, folks, we'll be suffering our own modern day Greek Tragedy of ad campaigns for embarrassingly horrid Maniston movies from here to eternity.
Fortunately, for us, we'll have fodder for giving Jen what she deserves for quite some time, or, until she screams "Uncle!" and stops putting herself in our faces at the grocery checkout.
Oh, and the "Angelina" glasses in a different color, the nose job, fat injections in the face, the lips are just a bit too obvious that Jen is trying way too hard. Can't this woman just be filthy rich,happy about it, and go away?
I think Jen is a beautiful, classy woman..she doesn't do the club scene, out getting drunk off her ass...she doesn't show her coochie every chance she gets, shes low key..and as for her acting..besides "The good girl"..did anyone see "Rockstar"? with Mark Walberg..great movie...She also isn't out there dating married men...
She IS pitiful. And don't bring her ex and his new GF up again because she is pitiful all on her own. She's played the same character for fifteen years and is getting too old for the kooky young blonde thing.
She thinks she's an A-lister, but remains box office poison with only ONE hit in recent memory -- and that was due to her ex-boyfriend. Small comfort. Her next movie has been shifted to the "dead zone" of February, which is where all the pathetic deadweight movies that are bound to fail are put.
Her main fame is from a sitcom that nobody watches anymore. Yet she hasn't matured or moved on from that era because those were her "glory days."
Now, add that to the fact that she really hasn't accomplished anything artistically or personally in all that time. One failed marriage, a thousand feuds with her mother, no kids, not even any charity work.
Her clothes are the blandest in Hollywood, and she hasn't taken a single stylistic risk since... ever. Seriously, all she wears is utterly boring.
Her hair hasn't changed since "Friends" ended. Same with makeup. Usually that means that someone is clinging to a past era that their looks represent, like Shitney's unnatural attachment to long blonde hair.
With forty around the bend, she's trying to prove she's young by having unconvincing surgery and dating one of Hollywood's biggest manho famewhores.
She doesn't seem to have much of a social life outside of a couple friends and whatever dude she's dating.
She's never been very pretty, especially with her wideish nose, thin lips, close eyes and enormous chin. She's not going to age well, but she's obviously clinging to her "Friends" look without the recognition that she could be far more attractive and younger-looking if she tailored her look.
She really is kind of a pitiable person. Seriously, I'd hate to be her -- I'd love to have whatever royalties she has from the thousands of syndicated "friends" episodes, but I'd hate to have her life.
Well, anon 7:58:51, I wouldn't exactly consider Angelina "box office gold." With the exception of Kung Fu Panda (which would have been a success without her; kids movies tend to fair well), she's not exactly bringing in the dough. Mr.&Mrs. did OK b/c of the "are they/aren't they" hype; the Tomb Raiders did well, but that was before the scandal and are typically for video-game-geeks; and her Oscar role (for a movie made almost a decade ago) wasn't exactly a stretch.
To Asbe: She is fattening? You mean, if you ate her you would become fat? What is pitiful is your abuse of the English language, and your attempted description of a size 4 woman as chubby.
Is that the only way Blandistan's fans can possibly defend her -- not on her own merits and defects, but by dragging her ex's new girlfriend into the conversation? And then, only by refuting one point? I guess you just proved my point.
Anyway I took another look at the pics, and she is definitely going for the Meg Ryan mouth. Upper lips don't suddenly get twice as fat like that when you're almost forty.
Younger starlets usually stop using it when they see how ridiculous they look, and everyone notices their I've-been-punched lips. Older starlets like Janice Dick and Meg Ryan usually stick it out and keep pumping in the foreign matter.
Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That was simply priceless but Jen has ugly up John Mayer. I guess she was afraid some one would take him away from her old ugh behind.
Well, you made some salient points there. But one thing- she's almost 40 yeah, and her social life consists of just a few friends and her current screw... I get that. I mean, that's not so weird. It would be much worse if her social life consisted of clubbing with 200 of her 'new best friends' at Pure or whatever cheesy club is hot.
What do you mean she'd look younger by tailoring her look? It's good if women don't get into a rut but then again, I think chopping her hair off to try a new look would be disasterous. A mistake lots of women make is cutting their hair super short and they end up looking older. Somewhere in the middle is ok. Just like super long hair makes them look like hags.
"Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star."
Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ That was simply priceless but Jen has ugly up John Mayer. I guess she was afraid some one would take him away from her old ugh behind.
You naive twits who refuse to hold her responsible for the massive vain and self-hating hag she is are unreal - as unreal as your fave celeb here. Yeah, she had work done on her lips! And just as she's done in the past it is "subtle" or under the radar. When she looks in the mirror all she sees is a big-nosed fat girl. Maniston HAD a boob job; Maniston HAD TWO nose jobs; Maniston HAD lipo on her thighs; Maniston had electrolysis on her forehead because more than half of it was covered in hair. Look at all the old picures and then come back and say this vain, untalented but desperate to be a star is not prone to changing anything that provokes her insecurities. She's a fraud through and through - in talent and in physicality. But what a joke it's all turned out to be for her. Her empty life speaks for itself doesn't it? Fractured family, single with no children. On its own none of these are eyebrow raisers, but all together it screams emotional and psychological issues. Get a purpose to your life Jen, something beyond sunbathing and making crappy films.
yes Moreaces, Jennifer Aniston will never be Angelina Jolie - Thank God!! Mz Aniston has way too much class. Angie Jo can never tell the truth, always bends and twists it to suit her current situation, and what is so terrific about being a young 33 y/o with a soon to be 45 y/o b/f?? Face it, Brad Pitt is on his way down. His once "boyish looks" just look stupid on an older man. And as one ages, the nose gets larger, it's a fact. In another five years, once can ski off Brads wide nostrel nose....ewwwwww.
I would not call Mayer handsome or a rock star. She should not have bothered to fix her mouth. He only dates stars for a few months and dumps them for someone else.
I agree that she seems 'self absorb and needy.' I was never a Brad Pitt fan when he was married to her. They seemed so "Hollywood" and far removed from the real world. Now, I think Brad is a better person without her, and she's miserable about it. What I don't get is...What's OPRAH'S obsession with her? have you all noticed that when any of OPRAH'S guests say Angelina's name she has no reaction, looks uncomfortable and moves on with the conversation? (ex.the recent hair stylists she had on her show) I wonder if she'll do her Oscar Specials if Angelina wins an Oscar? Will she cancel her Oscar coverage that year? Just a thought.
I disagree that she is average. She is below average in looks. My friends are much more beautiful than this chick. And, if they had millions to spend on a personal trainer, they'd be every bit as fit.
She cannot act to save her life. She's the same character every time. What's worse is she has the same friggin hair style as well. She's so vain she won't cut it. And, frankly, without it she'd be downright hideous.
Oh, and she definitely got some injections in her lips. That ain't lip liner like a few ignorant posters have said. She has NO upperlip and the photo shows her with much much more than she has normally.
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When did she break up with John Mayer?
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:37:02
wow, in the lg 1st photo she looks like one of the Olsen twins.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:37:06
I just don't see what the fuss is over this chick.Everything she does reeks of desperation and pity.She strikes me as someone very self absorbed and needy.
Not very attractive characteristics.I wish she would take her bikinis and go away.And take John Mayer with her.He's an embarrassment to the guitar.
By Cameltoe, on August 8, 2008 12:38:45
I don't think she had anything done..the first pic she is sort of smiling, and in the second shes not..so its hard to tell..if she did, it was minimal...
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:39:14
She's had her fat nose done a few times too.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:40:32
I wonder what that CAA packet she's holding says.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:42:37
Greek women are known for aging badly and not gracefully. There will be more and more of this to come.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:46:00
I think her ass is hot. And I'm a straight chick.
By not a lezzie, on August 8, 2008 12:46:50
at least she still has her Cupid's bow at the top of her lip....the women who fill too much get the trout pout when that disappears...
I think she's pretty. Not beautiful, but pretty.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:47:37
Poor desperate soul.
By she's pathetic, on August 8, 2008 12:48:33
That CAA packet is probably an audition for a minor role on Police Academy 16.I say she loses out to Jessica Simpson.
I agree with "not a lezzie" the ass is hot.And I'm a straight guy.
Hey,"not a lezzie",ever thought about it?
By Just wondering, on August 8, 2008 12:54:47
you only wish you get chicks that hot at her age.
By no, on August 8, 2008 12:55:19
Shouldn't she have had the lower lip done too? Because now she just looks like she has an overbite.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:59:16
I agree with anon @ 12:39.
she's smiling in the first pic so her lip is slightly stretched. don't think she's had anything done.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:59:56
She's a Melanie Griffith in the making. A cougar!!!
By Brenda, on August 8, 2008 13:06:15
I find it terribly sad that she feels the need to "look her best" to maintain a man 10 years younger than her. If this is her best, someone needs to re-evaluate the standard. And the funny thing is the lip job doesn't make a lick of difference in improving her so-called "beauty".
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:21:57
I'm very impressed with the plastic surgery coverage here, Todd! Can I take some credit for this? :)
By Lennox, on August 8, 2008 13:26:50
Just looks like a case of lip liner outside the lipline to make them look fuller to me.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:30:02
Ewww! I wish women would stop this, it looks corpse-like. And Jen--this didn't help Jessica Simpson keep John, just sayin...........
By another trout pout in LA, on August 8, 2008 13:51:44
I think you are all stupid - it looks like lip liner to me. Jen is beautiful and you are all haters.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:54:07
Agree with 13:30, there's nothing in those two pics that would require surgery.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:55:57
She continues to put Jolie to shame.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:56:15
I AGREE W/ Todd. She acts the same part in all of her B-movies which is Rachel which is herself in every movie. Jennifer A. got lucky. She is not A/-list. If she had sense, get preggars w/ John Mayer, be open and honest w/ him, you know, an agreement between the two of them , and just live and live on all of her money. Call it a life and what a great life to be rich and healthy. She could make up with her mom too. Jennifer is a Bitoch.
By Not a friend, on August 8, 2008 13:58:27
Her lips are fine she has not done anything to them , her ASS looks great so do her legs she is hotter then lots of girls half her age, but that shit about her dating a handsome rock star hahahaha that douchebag is not a rock star or handsome hahaha he is just a wanna be
By JENNIFER STILL SEXY DON'T HATE, on August 8, 2008 13:59:11
I think it's lipliner and maybe a lip plumping gloss like Hydroderm. It seems she would have gone a little bigger had it been Rystelene or collagen
By brandy, on August 8, 2008 14:19:41
I have something I would like to inject in her lips.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 14:31:18
She's teh hotness.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 14:33:17
I would pound her bald headed snatch like Achilles pounded, uh, I don't know, history majors, Greek experts, help Coolpapa out here.
By coolpapa, on August 8, 2008 15:03:54
If she had lip enhancement in order to impress that douche John Mayer, then my chances of bagging an over-rated actress are quite good. She looks like a great candidate for an atomic donkey punch.
Lennox @ 13:26 -- mommy!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 8, 2008 15:08:05
All ya all are Bastards for talking so badly about one of my future ex-wives!!!!!
P.S.: I LOVED HER BEFORE ROSS DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By gregarb, on August 8, 2008 15:56:41
Shouldn't that be 'new lip'? Only the top one look less manly. I just don't get her. She's so unappealing in every way imaginable. Truly, the only nice thing I can think to say about her is that at least she handled getting her substantial ass dumped for Angelina Jolie with some dignity. However, the longer she keeps bumping uglies with that dull as dishwater creepy John WhatshisfacewhousedtobangJessicaSimpsonsohecan'tbeallthatdemandingintellectually, the faster that dignity evaporates.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:34:12
That first picture is pretty funny. Like someone caught her browsing gay porn at the video store.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:52:31
She need to stop screwing with her face. Her nose is terrible now.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:52:52
She need to stop screwing with her face. Her nose is terrible now.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:52:56
so true in every way! she is completely average. and friends sucked. whoever picks friends over seinfeld is a lesbian.
By alex, on August 8, 2008 16:53:37
Don't see much of a difference.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:56:16
Coolpapa...
You'd bang her bald headed snatch like Achilles rocked Penthesilea. He slayed that bitch then gave her what for. Over, and over, and over again.
"Yeah, take it, bitch! TAKE IT! What's that? I didn't hear you...Oh, yeah! Because you're DEAD! See what I'm doing? Yeah...see what I'm doing here? You're gonna take it all, you worthless Amazonian cunt!"
Is that something like what you had in mind?
By Vigilante, on August 8, 2008 17:39:39
i dig her body although her face is average.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 17:50:53
ugly is ugly, i would have more respect for her if she just went away, she can't act, and she is not pretty, i don't care how many times you say it. this woman is fugly, i see women every day with hot bodies over 40, so what, buttaface..
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 17:52:39
Have any of you ever seen Good Girl? Very different type of movie than "Rachel". Also, the one with Clive Owen, (can't remember the name). Very un-Rachel as well. She is a good actress and very attractive.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 18:35:45
@ "she is dating a handsome rock star"
When did she break up with John Mayer?
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:37:02
*dead*
By NubianGoddez, on August 8, 2008 18:46:20
i can't believe women would still do this kind of mutilation to their faces.take a look around L.A.....it's getting pretty scary out there.
pricilla presley? meg ryan? even courteney cox is looky a bit ghoulish.jen-- stop before it' too late.
By babsee, on August 8, 2008 21:44:49
Kudos for not yet another "Jennifer Aniston" can't keep a man blurb.
She's making a different expression in each pic, but she's already had probably more than one nose job, so getting her lips plumped up wouldn't be a stretch.
At least she didn't try to go huge like, well, Angelina.
She was on her hit show, made fuckloads of money...she should work with orphans or something and get a life now, since she'll never be a movie star and she'll always be "Rachel Greene"/"Brad Pitt's Ex".
By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 21:48:27
yep its lip liner tsk and as for ageing or the bitchy comments everyone makes about her face , why do u throw such hatred towards people, were all just trying to get by in life some of us make it big some live life very humble... but at the end of the day sort ur own crap out before throwing it at others!
By sarah, on August 9, 2008 01:58:47
coolpapa, Achilles pounded Patroclus.
By Red Cat, on August 9, 2008 04:00:34
yeah..probably she s not an A-list actress but we all know that you are A-list jerks! pathetic haters
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 07:13:07
She looks like some hideous shrunken head creature with those ridiculously oversized sunglasses.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 07:17:19
I don't understand all the hatred for this woman. All she has ever done is work on a hugely successful television show, parlay that into some moderately successful films, and get dumped by her cheating husband for a heroin-addicted, brother-screwing, baby-buying whore. Jennifer is not an offensive person, nor is she ugly. Some of the comments are so mean, but I don't think she deserves the nasty remarks that some people make.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 07:46:19
I wouldn't do her.
By Mr. Ed, Jr., on August 9, 2008 08:50:08
wow, i can feel your venom and disgust for this thing. it's quite warm and intoxicating really.
By socksandboxes, on August 9, 2008 09:00:31
The new lip draws more attention to her chin. She needs to stop now with the cosmetic surgery. One more time she will become another "joker" face.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 10:03:11
As someone who admits to having botox and artefill for nasal labial folds, she has had her upper lip done. As women age their upper lips become thinner. She definitely had juvederm or the like injected, I can tell by the photos in my plastic surgeon's office. Her upper lip may get smaller if she just had the procedure done as the swelling goes away. However now she will always have to get the injection as your lips become mishapen when the filler goes away, about 6 months.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 10:11:38
girfriend needs a blowout.....
By sick of jen, on August 9, 2008 11:26:06
Not one thing wrong with improving yourself at your own descretion. Most celebs have done something, however, when i got caps on my front upper teeth, it made my upper lip appear fuller without any plastic surgery...so why guess? Not as if we have to pay for it, or for Angie Jo's nose and cheek implants....
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 11:48:14
I thought I was looking at Mary-Kate Olsen. Lip jobs are, by far, the most contrived (save for fake boobs) plastic surgeries a person can have done. Anniston looked great as she was -- unique. Now she's joined the likes of Meg Ryan, who ruined herself with her lip job. My input: Keep it real, folks. It's far more appealing.
By Becky, on August 9, 2008 13:54:31
Whats that spot on the back of her ugly 80's dress? She needs a stylist and a pair of nickers!
By Chuddies in Twist, on August 9, 2008 20:42:02
She is fattening, just look at the third picture: she is losing her waistline and her legs are so chubby. And why she have to open her legs like that to get out of her car, obviously she knows that someone is taking pics of her ass.
And what about her fashion sense? Cheap, old and boring.
This woman is pitiful. Seriously.
By Asbe, on August 9, 2008 22:45:11
She is fattening, just look at the third picture: she is losing her waistline and her legs are so chubby. And why she have to open her legs like that to get out of her car, obviously she knows that someone is taking pics of her ass.
And what about her fashion sense? Cheap, old and boring.
This woman is pitiful. Seriously.
By Asbe, on August 9, 2008 22:45:16
I am more concerned about that black purse with the brown belt and tan shoes. Can she not accessorize properly anymore?
Her skin looks flawless in some of those photos.
I think the lips are just lip liner people, calm down.
But I agree that she is a bitter hag, and a boring actress who plays "Rachel" in every single role she does.
Her ass is hot though.
By Willa Dodge, on August 10, 2008 06:36:26
Unfortunately, Jen got part of Plan B studio in her divorce settlement with Brad, which means, folks, we'll be suffering our own modern day Greek Tragedy of ad campaigns for embarrassingly horrid Maniston movies from here to eternity.
Fortunately, for us, we'll have fodder for giving Jen what she deserves for quite some time, or, until she screams "Uncle!" and stops putting herself in our faces at the grocery checkout.
Oh, and the "Angelina" glasses in a different color, the nose job, fat injections in the face, the lips are just a bit too obvious that Jen is trying way too hard. Can't this woman just be filthy rich,happy about it, and go away?
By Sami, on August 10, 2008 16:50:08
Oh B.S.! her bottom lip looks smaller in the 'after' picture. She has just done her lip pencil & gloss a little differently.
By kit, on August 10, 2008 18:24:00
She looks nicer.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 05:28:38
I think Jen is a beautiful, classy woman..she doesn't do the club scene, out getting drunk off her ass...she doesn't show her coochie every chance she gets, shes low key..and as for her acting..besides "The good girl"..did anyone see "Rockstar"? with Mark Walberg..great movie...She also isn't out there dating married men...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 05:35:35
Vigilante,
Yes, that was exactly what I was thinking. Opa!
Thank you Red Cat also for the Greek info.
By coolpapa, on August 11, 2008 07:44:30
She IS pitiful. And don't bring her ex and his new GF up again because she is pitiful all on her own. She's played the same character for fifteen years and is getting too old for the kooky young blonde thing.
She thinks she's an A-lister, but remains box office poison with only ONE hit in recent memory -- and that was due to her ex-boyfriend. Small comfort. Her next movie has been shifted to the "dead zone" of February, which is where all the pathetic deadweight movies that are bound to fail are put.
Her main fame is from a sitcom that nobody watches anymore. Yet she hasn't matured or moved on from that era because those were her "glory days."
Now, add that to the fact that she really hasn't accomplished anything artistically or personally in all that time. One failed marriage, a thousand feuds with her mother, no kids, not even any charity work.
Her clothes are the blandest in Hollywood, and she hasn't taken a single stylistic risk since... ever. Seriously, all she wears is utterly boring.
Her hair hasn't changed since "Friends" ended. Same with makeup. Usually that means that someone is clinging to a past era that their looks represent, like Shitney's unnatural attachment to long blonde hair.
With forty around the bend, she's trying to prove she's young by having unconvincing surgery and dating one of Hollywood's biggest manho famewhores.
She doesn't seem to have much of a social life outside of a couple friends and whatever dude she's dating.
She's never been very pretty, especially with her wideish nose, thin lips, close eyes and enormous chin. She's not going to age well, but she's obviously clinging to her "Friends" look without the recognition that she could be far more attractive and younger-looking if she tailored her look.
She really is kind of a pitiable person. Seriously, I'd hate to be her -- I'd love to have whatever royalties she has from the thousands of syndicated "friends" episodes, but I'd hate to have her life.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 07:58:51
Well, anon 7:58:51, I wouldn't exactly consider Angelina "box office gold." With the exception of Kung Fu Panda (which would have been a success without her; kids movies tend to fair well), she's not exactly bringing in the dough. Mr.&Mrs. did OK b/c of the "are they/aren't they" hype; the Tomb Raiders did well, but that was before the scandal and are typically for video-game-geeks; and her Oscar role (for a movie made almost a decade ago) wasn't exactly a stretch.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 09:33:47
To Asbe: She is fattening? You mean, if you ate her you would become fat? What is pitiful is your abuse of the English language, and your attempted description of a size 4 woman as chubby.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 09:51:14
At least the pics show her getting into a Land Rover instead of that stupid little Prius.
By Hugo Chavez, on August 11, 2008 10:30:29
09:33:47, how does Angelina come into it?
Is that the only way Blandistan's fans can possibly defend her -- not on her own merits and defects, but by dragging her ex's new girlfriend into the conversation? And then, only by refuting one point? I guess you just proved my point.
Anyway I took another look at the pics, and she is definitely going for the Meg Ryan mouth. Upper lips don't suddenly get twice as fat like that when you're almost forty.
Younger starlets usually stop using it when they see how ridiculous they look, and everyone notices their I've-been-punched lips. Older starlets like Janice Dick and Meg Ryan usually stick it out and keep pumping in the foreign matter.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 10:42:21
Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star.
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That was simply priceless but Jen has ugly up John Mayer. I guess she was afraid some one would take him away from her old ugh behind.
By Jilla, on August 11, 2008 10:58:00
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 07:58:51
Well, you made some salient points there. But one thing- she's almost 40 yeah, and her social life consists of just a few friends and her current screw... I get that. I mean, that's not so weird. It would be much worse if her social life consisted of clubbing with 200 of her 'new best friends' at Pure or whatever cheesy club is hot.
What do you mean she'd look younger by tailoring her look? It's good if women don't get into a rut but then again, I think chopping her hair off to try a new look would be disasterous. A mistake lots of women make is cutting their hair super short and they end up looking older. Somewhere in the middle is ok. Just like super long hair makes them look like hags.
By nane nane, on August 11, 2008 11:30:53
Wonder why here nips are always erect? She gets the injections for that. An insider told me at the Dr's. office.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 11:32:40
This says it all:
"Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star."
By john wolfe, on August 11, 2008 11:38:12
Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star.
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That was simply priceless but Jen has ugly up John Mayer. I guess she was afraid some one would take him away from her old ugh behind.
By Jilla, on August 11, 2008 12:35:42
I agree with Cameltoe, she's just so BORING...why does anyone bother to give her an publicity? She needs to go away.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:06:55
Poor Chinny, you will never ever be Angelina Jolie.
By Moreaces, on August 11, 2008 13:32:46
Not surprise she had work done. I think she has had loads more than she is admitting to. Trying to be a groupie lol. Jen is so desperately pathetic.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 14:47:55
You naive twits who refuse to hold her responsible for the massive vain and self-hating hag she is are unreal - as unreal as your fave celeb here. Yeah, she had work done on her lips! And just as she's done in the past it is "subtle" or under the radar. When she looks in the mirror all she sees is a big-nosed fat girl. Maniston HAD a boob job; Maniston HAD TWO nose jobs; Maniston HAD lipo on her thighs; Maniston had electrolysis on her forehead because more than half of it was covered in hair. Look at all the old picures and then come back and say this vain, untalented but desperate to be a star is not prone to changing anything that provokes her insecurities. She's a fraud through and through - in talent and in physicality. But what a joke it's all turned out to be for her. Her empty life speaks for itself doesn't it? Fractured family, single with no children. On its own none of these are eyebrow raisers, but all together it screams emotional and psychological issues. Get a purpose to your life Jen, something beyond sunbathing and making crappy films.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:54:03
yes Moreaces, Jennifer Aniston will never be Angelina Jolie - Thank God!! Mz Aniston has way too much class. Angie Jo can never tell the truth, always bends and twists it to suit her current situation, and what is so terrific about being a young 33 y/o with a soon to be 45 y/o b/f?? Face it, Brad Pitt is on his way down. His once "boyish looks" just look stupid on an older man. And as one ages, the nose gets larger, it's a fact. In another five years, once can ski off Brads wide nostrel nose....ewwwwww.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:56:46
no matter how she cut /paste/modify her face, she still ain't beautiful.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 17:51:11
Finally someone who also thinks she's not even beautiful.. She has a weird shaped face/chin. I don't know how you call it in Englis
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 07:34:43
I would not call Mayer handsome or a rock star. She should not have bothered to fix her mouth. He only dates stars for a few months and dumps them for someone else.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 09:52:56
She looks like a older Olsen twin troll.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:40:03
I agree that she seems 'self absorb and needy.' I was never a Brad Pitt fan when he was married to her. They seemed so "Hollywood" and far removed from the real world. Now, I think Brad is a better person without her, and she's miserable about it.
What I don't get is...What's OPRAH'S obsession with her? have you all noticed that when any of OPRAH'S guests say Angelina's name she has no reaction, looks uncomfortable and moves on with the conversation? (ex.the recent hair stylists she had on her show) I wonder if she'll do her Oscar Specials if Angelina wins an Oscar? Will she cancel her Oscar coverage that year? Just a thought.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:22:30
I disagree that she is average. She is below average in looks. My friends are much more beautiful than this chick. And, if they had millions to spend on a personal trainer, they'd be every bit as fit.
She cannot act to save her life. She's the same character every time. What's worse is she has the same friggin hair style as well. She's so vain she won't cut it. And, frankly, without it she'd be downright hideous.
Oh, and she definitely got some injections in her lips. That ain't lip liner like a few ignorant posters have said. She has NO upperlip and the photo shows her with much much more than she has normally.
By kit, on August 14, 2008 05:48:31
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