The media (tabloids) portray her as needy, but who among us knows how she is in real life? Personally, I think she's very attractive. She's got a nice body and a very pretty face. I don't get why she can't seem to keep a man. Unless she's just secretly bat-shit crazy or something.
As a young black male, I could definitely get this chick pregnant in a hurry
...but as far as raising the little fella? Sorry I got dice to roll, malt liquor to drink, basketball to play, a probation officer to avoid, chicken to eat, and a rap album to record...
ALBUM COMIN OUT OCTOBER 11TH! PICK IT UP YO! IT'S THE MOVEMENT!
Aw, I feel bad for her. She's cute and, by all accounts, not a complete idiot. So what if she wants to get married and settle down? That's normal for a woman of her age. She's not desperate, she just picks the wrong guys. She should look for someone not in the entertainment business. Or maybe she can find an old attractive guy to settle down with (like Calista Flockhart did with Harrison Ford). Warning, Jenn, George Clooney is not a good candidate.
O NOES! The devoted Jennifer Aniston psychos have already sniffed out this post! The scorned harpies are ahead of the race, it's only a matter of time before the psycho Angelina Jolie fans catch up!! Who will win gold? Stay tuned!
Who the hec likes JM anyway? This wasn't suppose to last. She should do what Halle Berry did, find someone unknown and get on with her life outside of gossip pages. PS Think of someone that say 29 times "Say what you have to say" in one song. pretty annoying!
Jennifer is well rid of John Mayer, king of the douchebags. What she needs is an older, established guy who is not in show business and who is content to stay out of the limelight.
What does she think, she's dating a playboy musician, gets laid - bang - bang.....next. The dude probably has a line of groupies outside his hotel room. She gonna think that he gonna give that up? slowdown his touring schedule? WTF? She really needs to find guys that are upfront about the desire to settle down. Smells like desperation. She still in rebound mode. Stupid woman.
Mayer is king of the douchebags,but JenJen is a co-depedant wart of a chick.It's all about her. Desperate for a kid,order one from over seas like everyone else.It's all the rage.
Todd, can we have a post with Sofia Vergara and her luscious breasts, and stop focusing on Jennifer Aniston, who nobody actually cares about, except for her bizarre, co-dependent fans who live vicariously through her trials and tribulations? After all, she's going to be 40 this year and still untalented, while Sofia Vergara is only 36, has a kid, is untalented, but still looks one million times better.
I'm not a rabid Jennifer Anniston fan. I really don't care at all about her. But, I'm turning 40 this year as well and I guess she strikes a chord. I've been out of the dating scene for about 15 years now and I feel bad for women my age who are still navigating those stale waters. Of course, Jenn can go home and cry in her giant piles of money, so I don't fell too bad for her.
Aniston's so fucking plain it hurts. I wish I could break this bitch's face because her being a deformed monster would be more tolerable than her godawful mediocrity. And she'd probably finally get a pity marriage or something.
It is ludicrous that anyone feels sorry for Aniston. She clawed her way to the top and then went after Brad Pitt, just because he is the established Adonis of our times and she wanted to make other women jealous. BRAD PITT. That's like if a man marries Jessica Rabbit. An unreal and vain fantasy.
Now SHE'S somehow transformed herself into another kind of symbol, the symbol for the ordinary, unlucky in love woman -- exactly the kind that she was trying to leave in the dust by marrying Brad Pitt!
What a shock! LMAO! This Maniston chick is so desperate for a man she dated this needle dick star fucker who only fucks celebs to further his career. Not very bright.
The only way this fugly toad gets any press is when she is dating someone. Mayer is a douche bag who would date a pile of horse turds if he thought it would get him more attention. Looks like Brad gets the last laugh. Again.
You can't have it all, only some rare people do. Jennifer Aniston has the money and fame, but not too much looks or luck in the love department, and she is 40. I'm 23 and married to the man of my dreams and wouldn't trade my life for any amount of money and fame.
These photos of her are so telling. John doesn't even look in her direction and has an arm up as if to block her. Why can't she pick up on subtlty? So sad!!!
1. “Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.”
2. “Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there’s a cute girl in the front row, I’m gonna run offstage and call you.”
3. “You have to run every single fantasy you’ve ever had through me. You’ll never cheat. You see a cute guy at the gym, I’ll be him. Or we’ll get him. I don’t care.”
Only Very Very desparate females need apply ! What a dick!
Im not so sure who dumped who..theres more than one rumor going around..personally I think its just over, she wanted more of a committment and he didn't so they went thier seperate ways...Im so glad I don't live in a fishbowl like these stars do...every thing you do or don't do, gets picked apart by everyone..I don't think shes desperate at all..I think they had some fun together for a while..and now its done..so what???
Thank effing god. I loathe John Mayer. Seriously, has anyone watched his mouth when he sings? Like a freaking rubber band. . . just creepy. Jen can do much better. SCREW JOHN MAYER!
I totally agree with Jen's decision to end her dating relationship with Meyer. Now is the time to look see, and try out different men to find that one who is totally real, knows who and what he is about, and is ready to make that long term committment to home and family faithfully. Some men morph into the attributes desired by the female they are with .... at that time. But soon the game bores, and they move on to a different personality. Those are the "boys" who are not ready for a serious, thought out committment. Life is a journey, not a guided tour....Rock On Jen
Like Grandpa use to say,"Why buy the cow when you can split Aniston's ass for free!" Or something like that, he was drunk alot. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ **************Dead*********************
this thing looks like the dude you hook up with while on summer vacation at A River Dierchee. I think that sac sloshing was the activity we did in between macrame' class and swimming. send me a postcard, okay?
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Leave Your CommentDon't be ridiculous. She has a dog that might hear her...or eat her, depending.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:09:02
The sun shines, the sky is blue, the earth turns, plants grow, what goes up must come down, and the whiny clingy has-been Blandistan is single.
Yes, the world is as it should be.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:12:56
She needs baby batter for a kid? Just call me honey, I'll insert and thrust wherever you want me to
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:17:59
I feel sorry for her even though I really shouldn't.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:29:35
The media (tabloids) portray her as needy, but who among us knows how she is in real life? Personally, I think she's very attractive. She's got a nice body and a very pretty face. I don't get why she can't seem to keep a man. Unless she's just secretly bat-shit crazy or something.
By Mike (I'd give it a chance!), on August 13, 2008 15:30:35
As a young black male, I could definitely get this chick pregnant in a hurry
...but as far as raising the little fella? Sorry I got dice to roll, malt liquor to drink, basketball to play, a probation officer to avoid, chicken to eat, and a rap album to record...
ALBUM COMIN OUT OCTOBER 11TH! PICK IT UP YO! IT'S THE MOVEMENT!
By Hot Rob, on August 13, 2008 15:48:17
Boy, she sure can pick 'em. First, Brad the nutless weiner-boy and now this self-absorbed douchebag. She must be a real prize herself.
By Fred, on August 13, 2008 15:51:22
She should stop trying so hard. Desperation is unattractive.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:51:41
Until she gives up the butt cherry, she's never going to keep a man. Give up that butt cherry Jen, embrace your Greek roots!!!
By coolpapa, on August 13, 2008 15:54:53
^ Are you 12 years old? Shut up, retard. You're not funny.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:56:00
yes TODD she may still be single but she'll always be richer and more successful then you'll ever be!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:58:36
Greek roots. ha ha ha
It won't work cause she ain't a dude
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 16:00:24
Aw, I feel bad for her. She's cute and, by all accounts, not a complete idiot. So what if she wants to get married and settle down? That's normal for a woman of her age. She's not desperate, she just picks the wrong guys. She should look for someone not in the entertainment business. Or maybe she can find an old attractive guy to settle down with (like Calista Flockhart did with Harrison Ford). Warning, Jenn, George Clooney is not a good candidate.
By jk, on August 13, 2008 16:00:35
O NOES! The devoted Jennifer Aniston psychos have already sniffed out this post! The scorned harpies are ahead of the race, it's only a matter of time before the psycho Angelina Jolie fans catch up!! Who will win gold? Stay tuned!
By olympics announcer guy, on August 13, 2008 16:05:07
Who the hec likes JM anyway?
This wasn't suppose to last.
She should do what Halle Berry did, find someone unknown and get on with her life outside of gossip pages.
PS Think of someone that say 29 times "Say what you have to say" in one song.
pretty annoying!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 16:11:36
Jennifer is well rid of John Mayer, king of the douchebags. What she needs is an older, established guy who is not in show business and who is content to stay out of the limelight.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 16:17:46
What does she think, she's dating a playboy musician, gets laid - bang - bang.....next.
The dude probably has a line of groupies outside his hotel room. She gonna think that he gonna give that up? slowdown his touring schedule? WTF? She really needs to find guys that are upfront about the desire to settle down. Smells like desperation. She still in rebound mode. Stupid woman.
By The Hammer, on August 13, 2008 16:52:52
Mayer is king of the douchebags,but JenJen is a co-depedant wart of a chick.It's all about her.
Desperate for a kid,order one from over seas like everyone else.It's all the rage.
By Pityparty, on August 13, 2008 17:03:54
Todd, can we have a post with Sofia Vergara and her luscious breasts, and stop focusing on Jennifer Aniston, who nobody actually cares about, except for her bizarre, co-dependent fans who live vicariously through her trials and tribulations? After all, she's going to be 40 this year and still untalented, while Sofia Vergara is only 36, has a kid, is untalented, but still looks one million times better.
thanks
By JR, on August 13, 2008 17:13:10
Meh.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 17:22:54
I'm not a rabid Jennifer Anniston fan. I really don't care at all about her. But, I'm turning 40 this year as well and I guess she strikes a chord. I've been out of the dating scene for about 15 years now and I feel bad for women my age who are still navigating those stale waters. Of course, Jenn can go home and cry in her giant piles of money, so I don't fell too bad for her.
By jk, on August 13, 2008 17:49:37
"It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star..."
Red flags - Bullshit article. Written by her publicist trying to keep Aniston in the news...nobody but her people would call her "gorgeous."
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 18:30:45
The sad truth is, Aniston is just not very interesting.
By Joe Mahma, on August 13, 2008 18:56:22
I guess the filming of Along Came Polly 2 fell through.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 19:21:15
Am I the only one who burst out laughing?
Aniston's so fucking plain it hurts. I wish I could break this bitch's face because her being a deformed monster would be more tolerable than her godawful mediocrity. And she'd probably finally get a pity marriage or something.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 19:35:46
Awe. We'd be great friends. We have the same crappy taste in guys.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 19:37:28
It is ludicrous that anyone feels sorry for Aniston. She clawed her way to the top and then went after Brad Pitt, just because he is the established Adonis of our times and she wanted to make other women jealous. BRAD PITT. That's like if a man marries Jessica Rabbit. An unreal and vain fantasy.
Now SHE'S somehow transformed herself into another kind of symbol, the symbol for the ordinary, unlucky in love woman -- exactly the kind that she was trying to leave in the dust by marrying Brad Pitt!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 20:54:04
"They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked."
Duh! Mayer had time to go out and find out what a real woman is like. Why would he go back to JenAni?
By jtg, on August 14, 2008 05:04:25
What a shock! LMAO! This Maniston chick is so desperate for a man she dated this needle dick star fucker who only fucks celebs to further his career. Not very bright.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 06:35:47
The only way this fugly toad gets any press is when she is dating someone. Mayer is a douche bag who would date a pile of horse turds if he thought it would get him more attention. Looks like Brad gets the last laugh. Again.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 06:48:49
Like Grandpa use to say,"Why buy the cow when you can split Aniston's ass for free!" Or something like that, he was drunk alot.
By humpinfrog, on August 14, 2008 07:30:47
News of her splitting up with Gravity singer John comes just weeks after
Who?
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 07:33:22
You can't have it all, only some rare people do. Jennifer Aniston has the money and fame, but not too much looks or luck in the love department, and she is 40. I'm 23 and married to the man of my dreams and wouldn't trade my life for any amount of money and fame.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 08:15:55
Somebody needs to teach Jen how to suck cock. Ironically, at this point Brad is pretty good with Angie's strapon.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 09:05:17
John Mayer is the MAAAN! He plays these women like he plays his geee-tar, then tosses them aside! They get what they deserve, fucking with him.
By A chick!, on August 14, 2008 09:48:52
These photos of her are so telling. John doesn't even look in her direction and has an arm up as if to block her. Why can't she pick up on subtlty? So sad!!!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:25:21
In his own words:
1. “Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.”
2. “Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there’s a cute girl in the front row, I’m gonna run offstage and call you.”
3. “You have to run every single fantasy you’ve ever had through me. You’ll never cheat. You see a cute guy at the gym, I’ll be him. Or we’ll get him. I don’t care.”
Only Very Very desparate females need apply !
What a dick!
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/09/06/rolling-stone-exclusive-how-to-be-john-mayers-girlfriend/
Hows that song go again?
By "....Your jobs a joke, you're always broke, Your love lifes DOA.......", on August 14, 2008 14:47:40
Jessica fucking Simpson was able to keep Mayer around longer than Aniston--my god if ever there was an example of adding insult to injury, that's it.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 14:54:54
Im not so sure who dumped who..theres more than one rumor going around..personally I think its just over, she wanted more of a committment and he didn't so they went thier seperate ways...Im so glad I don't live in a fishbowl like these stars do...every thing you do or don't do, gets picked apart by everyone..I don't think shes desperate at all..I think they had some fun together for a while..and now its done..so what???
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 14:55:03
Thank effing god. I loathe John Mayer. Seriously, has anyone watched his mouth when he sings? Like a freaking rubber band. . . just creepy. Jen can do much better. SCREW JOHN MAYER!
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 18:07:09
I totally agree with Jen's decision to end her dating relationship with Meyer. Now is the time to look see, and try out different men to find that one who is totally real, knows who and what he is about, and is ready to make that long term committment to home and family faithfully. Some men morph into the attributes desired by the female they are with .... at that time. But soon the game bores, and they move on to a different personality. Those are the "boys" who are not ready for a serious, thought out committment. Life is a journey, not a guided tour....Rock On Jen
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 08:00:15
Like Grandpa use to say,"Why buy the cow when you can split Aniston's ass for free!" Or something like that, he was drunk alot.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
**************Dead*********************
By Moreaces, on August 15, 2008 11:57:50
Jennifer is a fugly untalented witch. Did she really expect this self-absorbed jackass to propose? Along with being ugly and mean is she also stupid.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 18:41:44
this thing looks like the dude you hook up with while on summer vacation at A River Dierchee.
I think that sac sloshing was the activity we did in between macrame' class and swimming.
send me a postcard, okay?
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 19:35:50
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