HA! they hate you Jennifer your fat ugly ass does not turn anyone on , go back to your block jenny where you belong and bitch to them the rest of the world does not like you
I for one support Jennifer Lopez on her worthy endeavour. Maybe during the triathlon she will do us the favour of drowning when swimming, getting hit by a truck during the cycling, or falling down a manhole during the 10km run.
Do you really think that you are more famous than Michael Phelps? He'll be talked about forever, and you? 'That swimmer', are you for real? Are you an American? Who the hell are you?
These pictures are so funny. She is such an ugly fatnose monkey. She needs to let her hair go back to its natural black color. That yellowy brassy color she has now is not a good color on her.
10:51:31, thank you for the info. Her being a Scientologist explains everything. And, Jen, being a Puerto Rican, and being a Scientologist does NOT excuse you from being an AMERICAN. That 'swimmer' represents AMERICA. Wake up.
Umm I know she's talking about Michael Phelps even though she doesn't know his name but really "that swimmer" could refer to any one of the Olympic swimmers, including the one's who didn't win any medals, and they would still be bigger stories than her stupid mini-triathalon of narcissicm.
10:51:31, thank you for the info. Her being a Scientologist explains everything. And, Jen, being a Puerto Rican, and being a Scientologist does NOT excuse you from being an AMERICAN. That 'swimmer' represents AMERICA. Wake up.
Jen, do you understand what Scientology is really all about? It is about Ron L. Hubbard trying to rule the world one day and using YOUR money to do it. Again, wake the hell up!
This is great. Thanks for posting this. She really does need to shut the fuck up. Here twins are going to look like cancer sticks anyways. I'm hoping Marc Anthony doesn't take any of her bullshit.
"The Swimmer" just set an O-l-y-m-p-i-c-s world record that will probably never, ever be beaten. And what have you done? Oh, yes ... bumped and ground on 'In Living Color' and rode the superlative Selena's coattails for a while. I can see how you might be confused.
If only we could magically transfer Christina Applegate's cancer to J-Ho, curing Christina and killing that vapid idiot Lopez. That would be fair and just.
So now that the Puerto Ricans have officially disowned her will she paint herself white again? Can't you just see her dumping the ghetto act and taking up residence somewhere in Britain where she can reinvent herself as a WASP complete with Madonna-esq faux accent? *Yawn* she's so boring.
OH MY GOD - she's a total BITCH! Where the fuck has she been for the last 10 or so days? Oh wait - I know - in her fairyland world where the sky is cotton candy and the trees are licorice. Her ugly ass husband and I'm sure what will be 2 homely looking kids, someone needs to do THIS world a favour and kick this bitch in the snatch - really really hard!
She is such a cunt. No one gives two shits about this no talent fur wearing whore. Shouldn't she be at home bonding with her kids rather then pretending to train for a triathalon? All she's going to do is have someone race most of it for her anyway. Like tommygirl's zombie bride in that marathon she cheated in.
@You suck and you're completely irrelevant. The only way you'd be a lead story today is if you fell into a vat of chemicals and grew 50 feet then attacked a city. *dead* cosign 100%
The Puerto Rico comments are funny. Not politically correct, but very funny. Ive been all over the world(who cares but its necessary for the proper impact of my statement), and have had the unfortunate pleasure of visiting Puerto Rico twice. Its a little slice of hell. Come to think of it, most of the people there remind me of her. Self absorbed, pretentious, and mad at everyone. Worst. Place. Ever.
Yeah, I thought she had trouble conceiving and carrying a fetus to term...now that she finally was able to give birth to 2 healthy babies, why is she running back into the limelight and training for a decathlon?? What about taking care of 2 newborns, nursing them, bonding with them instead of selfishly obsessing about being in the public eye. I agree with the other poster, stay home with your babies, cuddle with them on the couch and turn on the tv and watch unbelievable athletes in peak form!!
"The Puerto Rico comments are funny. Not politically correct, but very funny. Ive been all over the world(who cares but its necessary for the proper impact of my statement), and have had the unfortunate pleasure of visiting Puerto Rico twice. Its a little slice of hell. Come to think of it, most of the people there remind me of her. Self absorbed, pretentious, and mad at everyone. Worst. Place. Ever."
While I agree with you about the comments (my personal fave is the '76 Monte Carlo one), I have to say, I've been there several times and never experienced what you did. I guess it depends on where you go, but I have nothing but fond memories of the beautiful beaches, and nothing but good things to say about the locals. Sorry you had a bad time there!
Puerto Rico's great ... ab fab; beautiful beaches -- This mess and her skeletor husband (that dumped ANOTHER family) are DEFINITELY NOT ab fab. 'That swimmer' will be a staple in the record books from here on out. You, Dear Jenny, on the other hand ... Well, let's just say I hope you have other skills than what you have displayed to the world thus far.
Is she smoking crack?! Does she honestly think in that pea brain of hers that people would be more interested in watching her fat ass try to compete then watching Michael Phelps and the best ahtletes in the world at the Olympics? She needs to waddle herself home and tend to her offspring.
I remember a green dress she wore at an award show. It was cut open in a large v down her chest to below the navel. There was barely anything below the waist except for these long parts. She had a body for that dress then, but imagine how it would look if she put that on now.
Her ego killed her career before. It will kill it again. She has delusions of grandeur. You are just Jenny from the ghetto who cannot sing well or act for that matter. You are your biggest fan, JLo. Mariah, you are right behind her!
What an absolute douche bag of a cunt. Maybe she should be taking care of her "turkey baster" kids and not dissing Phelps. Or at least not eating half a deli's worth of food at a time.
There is nothing brilliant, nor witty/funny with what this Todd-guy is writing, it's just random overly done bashes on people he doesn't like for whatever reason that is.
She wasn't craving for attention, she's never been that kind but the media chooses a role for almost everybody in hollywood.
So please children, don't belive everything you read.
67 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe's a malignant narcissist plain and simple. The world revolves around her....in her mind.
By J.Ho sucks balls, on August 19, 2008 09:41:56
That bitch should be soooo grateful for how far she's gotten with her limited singing and acting talents.
By Run-DMS, on August 19, 2008 09:43:32
Fucking bitch.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 09:49:13
"The world revolves around her....in her mind."
Her ass has a strong gravitational pull.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 09:49:22
i agree w/J.Ho sucks balls...and the worst part is her turkey baster kids will continue on with her legacy...
By evilive, on August 19, 2008 09:53:32
YES!
By Puerto Rican hams, on August 19, 2008 09:58:30
Nice ham hocks Jen...Farmer John would be proud.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:03:52
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By what a cunt, on August 19, 2008 10:05:57
C-U-N-T
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:06:20
HA! they hate you Jennifer your fat ugly ass does not turn anyone on , go back to your block jenny where you belong and bitch to them the rest of the world does not like you
By Go back to the block bitch, on August 19, 2008 10:16:08
I for one support Jennifer Lopez on her worthy endeavour. Maybe during the triathlon she will do us the favour of drowning when swimming, getting hit by a truck during the cycling, or falling down a manhole during the 10km run.
By Oliver Cromwell, on August 19, 2008 10:19:43
Worthless cunt needs to have an accident.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:19:45
GHET-HO
By gregarb, on August 19, 2008 10:21:13
Guntzilla vs. Mothra! It's got potential.
By humpin frog, on August 19, 2008 10:24:59
Yet another famous person who listens to their publicist ---- "You are the center of the universe, no one is more important than you..."
I'm sorry and what does she do again, oh that's right, that skinny guy who sings like he's dying...
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:26:54
Do you really think that you are more famous than Michael Phelps? He'll be talked about forever, and you? 'That swimmer', are you for real? Are you an American? Who the hell are you?
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:47:09
She's a fatassed Puerto Rican Scientologist. She's an embarrassment to Americans, but I think she's still technically an American.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:51:31
These pictures are so funny. She is such an ugly fatnose monkey. She needs to let her hair go back to its natural black color. That yellowy brassy color she has now is not a good color on her.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:59:19
10:51:31, thank you for the info. Her being a Scientologist explains everything. And, Jen, being a Puerto Rican, and being a Scientologist does NOT excuse you from being an AMERICAN. That 'swimmer' represents AMERICA. Wake up.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:03:33
Umm I know she's talking about Michael Phelps even though she doesn't know his name but really "that swimmer" could refer to any one of the Olympic swimmers, including the one's who didn't win any medals, and they would still be bigger stories than her stupid mini-triathalon of narcissicm.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:03:37
10:51:31, thank you for the info. Her being a Scientologist explains everything. And, Jen, being a Puerto Rican, and being a Scientologist does NOT excuse you from being an AMERICAN. That 'swimmer' represents AMERICA. Wake up.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:04:19
I refuse to believe this story. She can't be that fucking clueless.
By Fred, on August 19, 2008 11:13:29
^ 99% of the real stories about her say she's a narcissistic cunt, so you should believe it.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:15:43
Her publicist is just going to say these are all lies and her stupid ass fans will believe it.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:16:56
Jen, do you understand what Scientology is really all about? It is about Ron L. Hubbard trying to rule the world one day and using YOUR money to do it. Again, wake the hell up!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:22:15
To Fred:
I believe the story, I just don't believe she has been training for a triathalon. Jennifer they don't airbrush video.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:24:51
This is great. Thanks for posting this. She really does need to shut the fuck up. Here twins are going to look like cancer sticks anyways. I'm hoping Marc Anthony doesn't take any of her bullshit.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 12:07:41
She needs to wear a longer shirt that covers her gunt and giant hips. Oh, and some duct tape over her giant, useless, ignorant mouth.
By Willa Dodge, on August 19, 2008 12:20:12
Yes, she is training for a triathlon. A Puerto Rican Triathlon. The events are slightly different: Burrito Eating, Farting, and Unwise Spending.
I hear she's favored to win.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 12:34:22
"The Swimmer" just set an O-l-y-m-p-i-c-s world record that will probably never, ever be beaten. And what have you done? Oh, yes ... bumped and ground on 'In Living Color' and rode the superlative Selena's coattails for a while. I can see how you might be confused.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 12:55:15
She's just pist cuz Mexico's swimming team sucks.
By Troy, on August 19, 2008 13:05:44
A Puerto Rican decathlon includes spray painting, mugging, forging welfare checks, and events involving '76 Monte Carlos.
By Storm, on August 19, 2008 13:13:23
She's so sad. Take care of your babies.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 13:15:30
to 11:24:51: she's hoping they'll airbrush the video like they did in Sin City
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 13:39:11
If only we could magically transfer Christina Applegate's cancer to J-Ho, curing Christina and killing that vapid idiot Lopez. That would be fair and just.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 13:57:04
So now that the Puerto Ricans have officially disowned her will she paint herself white again? Can't you just see her dumping the ghetto act and taking up residence somewhere in Britain where she can reinvent herself as a WASP complete with Madonna-esq faux accent? *Yawn* she's so boring.
By Go away fatass!!!, on August 19, 2008 14:14:54
OH MY GOD - she's a total BITCH! Where the fuck has she been for the last 10 or so days? Oh wait - I know - in her fairyland world where the sky is cotton candy and the trees are licorice. Her ugly ass husband and I'm sure what will be 2 homely looking kids, someone needs to do THIS world a favour and kick this bitch in the snatch - really really hard!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 14:15:38
^^We can always hope J.Ho will get metastatic ass cancer. She could never survive such radical surgery.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 19, 2008 15:17:23
She is such a cunt. No one gives two shits about this no talent fur wearing whore. Shouldn't she be at home bonding with her kids rather then pretending to train for a triathalon? All she's going to do is have someone race most of it for her anyway. Like tommygirl's zombie bride in that marathon she cheated in.
By I hate useless slags, on August 19, 2008 16:00:16
I hate that self-centered fat ass. The only thing she'll finish is a box of twinkies.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 16:39:46
self centered moron
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 17:24:28
@You suck and you're completely irrelevant. The only way you'd be a lead story today is if you fell into a vat of chemicals and grew 50 feet then attacked a city.
*dead* cosign 100%
By NubianGoddez, on August 19, 2008 18:15:05
I hate this Puerto Rican whore with a vicious dedication. DIE, cunt!!!
By filthy cute, on August 19, 2008 18:45:15
Talk about a self absorbed cunt. People will be talking about Michael Phelps long after you're forgotten. So you best recognize, bitch!
By Tony, on August 19, 2008 19:00:24
The Puerto Rico comments are funny. Not politically correct, but very funny. Ive been all over the world(who cares but its necessary for the proper impact of my statement), and have had the unfortunate pleasure of visiting Puerto Rico twice. Its a little slice of hell. Come to think of it, most of the people there remind me of her. Self absorbed, pretentious, and mad at everyone. Worst. Place. Ever.
By huckafooter, on August 19, 2008 20:10:06
Jennifer who? Oh, wasn't she in "Gigli" a few years ago?
By Dr Doug, on August 19, 2008 20:22:25
She's as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside? I'm shocked!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 21:10:54
When is this bitch going to fall in love with her ow reflection and drown? I'm waiting...patiently.
By jeditemple, on August 19, 2008 21:49:55
Yeah, I thought she had trouble conceiving and carrying a fetus to term...now that she finally was able to give birth to 2 healthy babies, why is she running back into the limelight and training for a decathlon?? What about taking care of 2 newborns, nursing them, bonding with them instead of selfishly obsessing about being in the public eye. I agree with the other poster, stay home with your babies, cuddle with them on the couch and turn on the tv and watch unbelievable athletes in peak form!!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 21:50:55
Her eyes are just so pretty in that picture....
By Chuddies, on August 19, 2008 21:53:42
Oh. my. god. Todd, you never fail me. Fucking brilliant.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 07:42:17
EW!
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 08:03:00
stupid cunt.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 08:54:02
"The Puerto Rico comments are funny. Not politically correct, but very funny. Ive been all over the world(who cares but its necessary for the proper impact of my statement), and have had the unfortunate pleasure of visiting Puerto Rico twice. Its a little slice of hell. Come to think of it, most of the people there remind me of her. Self absorbed, pretentious, and mad at everyone. Worst. Place. Ever."
While I agree with you about the comments (my personal fave is the '76 Monte Carlo one), I have to say, I've been there several times and never experienced what you did. I guess it depends on where you go, but I have nothing but fond memories of the beautiful beaches, and nothing but good things to say about the locals. Sorry you had a bad time there!
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 09:26:13
Puerto Rico's great ... ab fab; beautiful beaches -- This mess and her skeletor husband (that dumped ANOTHER family) are DEFINITELY NOT ab fab. 'That swimmer' will be a staple in the record books from here on out. You, Dear Jenny, on the other hand ... Well, let's just say I hope you have other skills than what you have displayed to the world thus far.
By Kamikaze Kiki, on August 20, 2008 10:10:32
Repeat this to yourself over and over until it somehow sinks in:
"I am not Selena."
"I am not Selena."
"I am not Selena."
"I am not Selena."
"I am not Selena ..."
By Give It Up, For Pity's Sake, on August 20, 2008 10:15:12
Is she smoking crack?! Does she honestly think in that pea brain of hers that people would be more interested in watching her fat ass try to compete then watching Michael Phelps and the best ahtletes in the world at the Olympics? She needs to waddle herself home and tend to her offspring.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 11:02:40
I remember a green dress she wore at an award show. It was cut open in a large v down her chest to below the navel. There was barely anything below the waist except for these long parts. She had a body for that dress then, but imagine how it would look if she put that on now.
By silver_viper, on August 20, 2008 11:41:32
please get hit by a bus you fucking greaser bitch.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 11:52:14
Her ego killed her career before. It will kill it again. She has delusions of grandeur. You are just Jenny from the ghetto who cannot sing well or act for that matter. You are your biggest fan, JLo. Mariah, you are right behind her!
By dookie, on August 20, 2008 13:22:31
Give Porky a doughnut. Maybe that will shut her up. Bitch makes me sick. Hope she gets deported.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 13:55:25
seems like everyone said exactly what I would say ... a passing comment ----> forget her
By The Blue Fox, on August 20, 2008 20:37:29
JLo you are no Flo Jo.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:06:25
What an absolute douche bag of a cunt. Maybe she should be taking care of her "turkey baster" kids and not dissing Phelps. Or at least not eating half a deli's worth of food at a time.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:05:27
There is nothing brilliant, nor witty/funny with what this Todd-guy is writing, it's just random overly done bashes on people he doesn't like for whatever reason that is.
She wasn't craving for attention, she's never been that kind but the media chooses a role for almost everybody in hollywood.
So please children, don't belive everything you read.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 22:51:24
Everyone knows she's a minimally talented, completely self-absorbed you-know-what whose fame ride is just about almost over -- thank heaven.
By Oh, Please ..., on August 24, 2008 06:56:45
Before you do a Triathlon, learn to use a pair of cycling shoes. you don't do the cycling portion of a Triathlon with running shoes and toeclips.
Oh, and you suck. your husband looks like Jimmy Smits's retarded brother, and you can't sing for shit.
By Kurt, on September 16, 2008 17:49:10
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