She's got that Halle Berry Syndrome: beautiful to see but boring to fuck. There was another artist whom his hosband cheated on her with the butfuck secretary.....i forgot her name....
She's got that Halle Berry Syndrome: beautiful to see but boring to fuck. There was another artist whom her hosband cheated on her with the butfuck secretary.....i forgot her name....
If you read any interview she's given, you will find yourself struggling to understand what the fuck this dimwit is talking about. She has lots to say, but none of it makes any sense. Her sentences have skewed syntax, which leads one to wonder if she is mildly retarded with a cerebral processing problem. Why is this girl famous? She's pretty, yes, but vapid, talentless, brainless and very vain.
Actually, Jessica Alba has implants. They're just a small size so they wouldn't look to obvious. She's also a bitch and not very well like by most people which is one of the reasons she doesn't get cast in very good movies, and she's a bad actress.
if she has implants why do they sit naturally. haven't you seen the pics of her in the transparent green dress? Beleive me I have. I have also been following her career since Flipper. So you guys don't think I am a pervert I am the same age as her
...if I had to have a conversation with her I'd be trying to tickle my carotid artery with a chainsaw at some point.
I also like: "I'd have to drink a sixpack of Heineken every night to keep from cuttin' your fucking head off and sticking it in a camera bag!" - S.K. (RIP)
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Leave Your CommentShe's got that Halle Berry Syndrome: beautiful to see but boring to fuck. There was another artist whom his hosband cheated on her with the butfuck secretary.....i forgot her name....
By Toe, on August 1, 2008 09:15:10
She's got that Halle Berry Syndrome: beautiful to see but boring to fuck. There was another artist whom her hosband cheated on her with the butfuck secretary.....i forgot her name....
By Toe, on August 1, 2008 09:16:05
I don't think she's outstandingly hot, but she has a uniquely pretty face. She doesn't seem like a retarded bitch either.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:21:34
Those milk filled funbags look ready to feed.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:23:17
Seriously, she's not that hot.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:31:23
She is ok. I really don't see what all the hype is over her. Wait... That's what Hollywood is all hype. Never mind.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:43:23
Looks like her man still hasnt lost his baby weight.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:51:35
Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Looks like any girl working at a fast-food place.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:52:45
If you read any interview she's given, you will find yourself struggling to understand what the fuck this dimwit is talking about. She has lots to say, but none of it makes any sense. Her sentences have skewed syntax, which leads one to wonder if she is mildly retarded with a cerebral processing problem. Why is this girl famous? She's pretty, yes, but vapid, talentless, brainless and very vain.
By Sami, on August 1, 2008 09:56:49
Her mouth is grossing me out in the banner pic.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:59:20
Oh come on. She is hot. Those boobies are to die for!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:09:49
She never had tits. And soon, she will have none again. And she is useless. That is it.
By 789, on August 1, 2008 10:13:48
#789
your are a retard! Have you ever seen Honey, Dark Angel, In to the blue!! Just because her tits are real doesn't mean she doesn't have any.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:19:25
Actually, Jessica Alba has implants. They're just a small size so they wouldn't look to obvious. She's also a bitch and not very well like by most people which is one of the reasons she doesn't get cast in very good movies, and she's a bad actress.
By someone in the know, on August 1, 2008 10:21:55
Pretty nice new mom-boobs. My cock does no cartwheels for her though.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:06:11
if she has implants why do they sit naturally. haven't you seen the pics of her in the transparent green dress? Beleive me I have. I have also been following her career since Flipper. So you guys don't think I am a pervert I am the same age as her
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:09:02
I agree her mouth looks gross. Her lips look purple and her skin is pale gray like she's not getting enough oxygen or something.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:09:48
She has B-Cup sized implants that never sat naturally, and I've seen the pix you're talking about. They look like implants, because they are.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:11:33
real!! end of story
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:23:25
Implants! Get over it, psycho. Go play on the Alba fanboards with the rest of the losers.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:24:30
your are a retard!
10:19:25
Oh yes. I am the retard here.
By 789, on August 1, 2008 11:27:44
"I have also been following her career since Flipper."
How embarrassing, sad, and boring for you.
By get a life, on August 1, 2008 11:31:04
yeah... sad... but i'd still lick her ass and fuck her for 9 months until another kid was born. :P
By B-Rock, on August 1, 2008 13:18:09
...if I had to have a conversation with her I'd be trying to tickle my carotid artery with a chainsaw at some point.
I also like: "I'd have to drink a sixpack of Heineken every night to keep from cuttin' your fucking head off and sticking it in a camera bag!" - S.K. (RIP)
By Fred, on August 1, 2008 13:29:20
Does she have a unibrow? What is going on in the middle at the top of her sunglasses?
By Antoinette, on August 2, 2008 07:36:27
09:21:34, Believe me... She is a retarded bitch.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 11:32:32
She has implants. Men can't tell implants from real tits cause they're friggin stupid.
By edaj, on August 5, 2008 03:18:36
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