It is all part of the country plan- appear that she got SO drunk last night that she woke up in the swimming pool in her underwear and miraculously did not drown.
Boys, now you jus' leave her be. She's a cowgirl through and through, and one of the best little tittie wranglers round these here parts. Now that the little girlie's got um hog-tied, lemme go git my brandin' iron! Yee-haw!!
it has a plastic bikni closure in the back (last pic), not bra hook closures (used on every bra i've ever seen). but the cowboy hat is pretty trashy...
she's letting us all know she has a frontal gas bubble that has to be let loose.
And who is she posing for? Daddy? Oh yeah, He's the only one who can get that close with a camera - water, her and a hat. Oh I forgot her album is coming out soon.
As much as I don't like Jessica Simpson, her wardrobe is entirely appropriate. Underwire bathing suits are everywhere now; both myself and many of my friends have a top similar to hers from such popular places as J. Crew's and Gap Body's swim line.
BUT, her hat does look fairly contrived, I will give you that.
Yeah, not that I want to defend Simpson, but that's definitely a bathing suit. I saw them in a Victoria's Secret catalogue. My first thought was, "why would I want to wear a bathing suit that looks like it's a bra?"
look closely at pic. 1, her "top" is twisted in the front, meaning she was actually unable to untwist her bra and put it on properly. Ok, I've done it before I'll admit, but i don't wear my bra in public with no clothing over it.
It's not her bikini top, it's what's underneath. That's the only shot you have left Jess. Show your tits and you may slow the ride into obscurity by a couple of days ...
32 Comments:
Leave Your CommentRetarded fucking bitch.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:07:30
Desperate, dumbass trick.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:09:34
If she really wants people to pay attention to her she should try skinnydipping.
By thebig28, on August 22, 2008 13:15:51
she is so fucking transparent. how can she be so clueless as to how stupid she looks and sounds?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:17:08
It is all part of the country plan- appear that she got SO drunk last night that she woke up in the swimming pool in her underwear and miraculously did not drown.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:25:42
Boys, now you jus' leave her be. She's a cowgirl through and through, and one of the best little tittie wranglers round these here parts. Now that the little girlie's got um hog-tied, lemme go git my brandin' iron! Yee-haw!!
By Tony Romo on the range-o, on August 22, 2008 13:35:48
look like she be masturbating
By Lee Cadaver, on August 22, 2008 14:04:05
It's nice to see Jessica can take her big dick out and jack it off in public jacuzzis when she wants to.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 14:19:33
I know it's a long shot, but I hope Jessica reads this site and sees our comments about her on this thread.
Jessica, you are shit.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 14:32:09
"I know it's a long shot, but I hope Jessica reads this site and sees our comments about her on this thread. Jessica, you are shit."
What makes you think she can read???
By gregarb, on August 22, 2008 15:06:05
Oh do I EVER wish she'd listen to my comments!
By thebig28, on August 22, 2008 15:12:54
"look like she be masturbating"
Wha? The girl who, "drops the kids off at the pool", wouldn't "masturbate". She must be chokin' the chicken of the sea.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:15:47
Can she get any stupider? Wearing that hat is not going to magically give her respect in the country music world. Jackoff.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:25:31
So if SHE slept with John Mayer and Jennifer ANISTON slept with John Mayer, isn't it like Simpson and Aniston slept together?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:49:50
I like the hat. It's a good way to cover weird looking sun-dried pool hair.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:51:08
I don't know..the hat actually makes her look kinda tranylicious!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 17:31:27
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ gee whiz he won 8 medals and no one had any clue he was going to do it....zzzzzzz...
By arggg, on August 22, 2008 17:49:36
She went to Wal-Mart and bought it because they told her it is a bikinib and she's stupid enough to believe them.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 17:53:10
Hey stupid, Toby Keith wants his hat back.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 17:54:09
it has a plastic bikni closure in the back (last pic), not bra hook closures (used on every bra i've ever seen). but the cowboy hat is pretty trashy...
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 18:12:23
Will someone please tell this moron to CLOSE HER MOUTH whilst being photographed? Stupid mouth-breather.
By ThePope1, on August 22, 2008 18:57:44
she's letting us all know she has a frontal gas bubble that has to be let loose.
And who is she posing for? Daddy? Oh yeah, He's the only one who can get that close with a camera - water, her and a hat. Oh I forgot her album is coming out soon.
By Tom Landry, on August 22, 2008 19:59:52
Why is this useless, stupid turd even newsworthy? She should tell her douche boyfriend to fix his big ears.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 15:32:01
As much as I don't like Jessica Simpson, her wardrobe is entirely appropriate. Underwire bathing suits are everywhere now; both myself and many of my friends have a top similar to hers from such popular places as J. Crew's and Gap Body's swim line.
BUT, her hat does look fairly contrived, I will give you that.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 17:44:57
Is it just me, or does pic 3 look like she's about to do her best Linda Blair impression and start spewing pea soup?
By Vigilante, on August 24, 2008 13:30:24
I love this post because it's just another sign of how irrelevant she is and therefore (hopefully) closer to going away.
By Hyperbole, on August 24, 2008 14:15:06
Yeah, not that I want to defend Simpson, but that's definitely a bathing suit. I saw them in a Victoria's Secret catalogue. My first thought was, "why would I want to wear a bathing suit that looks like it's a bra?"
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 15:06:23
look closely at pic. 1, her "top" is twisted in the front, meaning she was actually unable to untwist her bra and put it on properly. Ok, I've done it before I'll admit, but i don't wear my bra in public with no clothing over it.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 17:56:53
I wish she'd close her mouth. The cowboy hat and great big fucking tits really threw me off for a moment...
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 20:30:51
She is worthless and fugly.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 21:39:43
So if SHE slept with John Mayer and Jennifer ANISTON slept with John Mayer, isn't it like Simpson and Aniston slept together?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:49:50
are you 12?
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 22:03:42
It's not her bikini top, it's what's underneath. That's the only shot you have left Jess. Show your tits and you may slow the ride into obscurity by a couple of days ...
By jt, on August 25, 2008 09:23:14
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