Jessica Simpson is a Master Detective

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  1. I'm a Master Debater...

    By get it, on August 21, 2008 10:31:18

  2. What a dumb bitch.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 10:32:17

  3. Oh whatever. That idiot Carrie Under-used-to-be-fat just came off looking like a bitter bitch when she said that shit. Hate Jessica or not, that was some dumb shit to say. It just seemed pathetic and petty.

    By 789, on August 21, 2008 10:43:24

  4. honestly, by call log, it could also mean the log when you get the bill. I know my carrier sends me the log of who i've called and who's called me

    By jason, on August 21, 2008 10:47:57

  5. haha Jessica is such a stupid whore.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 10:49:28

  6. Shut your mouth, tranny.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:13:49

  7. Who cares if it's a call log on the phone or the log sent by the carrier? Bitch knows she can't trust her man and is worried he really is calling Carrie so she has to snoop.

    That's why she always has to remind her man how big and wide her damn mouth can open.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:25:50

  8. I'd take Jessica over Carrie Underbite always. At least she has lips and is more than ready to demean herself in bed.
    Of course, she is a stupid whore. She probably bought his dumbass line that he "didn't remember" if he'd called Underbite or not, which is why they checked the logs together. Pfff

    By Fred, on August 21, 2008 11:28:00

  9. In the main picture, Tony rushes Jessica to the hospital. Apparently it is lock jaw, caused by tonsil swabbing with an NFL sausage.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:30:07

  10. Carrie is much prettier and infinitely more talented than this tranny trash bag.

    By Albatross, on August 21, 2008 11:36:02

  11. I agree that Carrie came off as a very bitter bitch by saying that Tony Romo still calls her & "sometimes she doesn't answer". I guess I don't get all the Jessica hatin'

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:52:22

  12. Does Jessica EVER close her fucking mouth?

    By JMR, on August 21, 2008 11:52:44

  13. "guess I don't get all the Jessica hatin'"

    I doubt you "get" much of anything, dumbass.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 11:56:13

  14. Yep...call log is from the carrier. Sure there's a history on the phone and who cares if she wanted to look at his phone bill to find the truth? That's what you do when you have a bitch running her mouth about your man. If Romo's creepin he deserves the snooping.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:52:23

  15. If...he's the quarterback of the Dallas Freaking Cowboys...I can't stand that team, but they are arguably the most prestigious NFL team, and since he obviously likes blondes, there are literally 10,000 blonde girls in the Metroplex better looking than his talented ex or his untalented current, and they'll keep their mouths shut.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 13:27:48

  16. If you have to check or your man has to show and tell you for proof, then something is not right like, TRUST! Carrie has it all that Jessica wants in Country Music so she did not have to do this. What I want to know is how Joe is going to fix the pre-nup in Jessica's favor. Joe is not going to go for He keeps his and Jessica keeps hers. Then the baby...Jessica will have a baby with or without marrying Tony. Tony will marry Jessica even if she has to pay him because she will get the money back in pr and for the baby. Tony is a big catch Jessica caught and no way is Tony leaving her. WHY CAN't SHE JUST ENJOY THE RIDE in more ways than one with Tony Romo. Let love live..see what happens. Don't force it. He will divorce when he grow balls and fu*cks up his career.I can't wait to see that.

    By Snoppy, on August 21, 2008 14:04:03

  17. Why doesn't this usless no talent slut every shut her mouth? Is she trying to catch flies? Dumb whore.

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:13:24

  18. LMAO!! white out!!!

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 14:43:39

  19. God can't she get any shoes to fit her big tranny feet. How fucking gross to have your toes hanging over your shoes.
    You thin lipped bitch, someday your lips are going to explode because you keep pumping that shit into them! You know they say if your mouth is huge, your lady thing is huge.
    I guess it’s like f—k--g a garbage can.
    I hope Dallas sucks this year.
    Sorry Thomas Landry (my hero) you must be spinning in your grave.

    By Thomas Landry, on August 21, 2008 15:10:03

  20. "i check his call logs"
    well Jessica, the DELETE option has beem around for ages!!!
    mann, is she dumb or what???

    ***flashback***
    "Is this tuna or fish? I KNOW IT'S TUNA but it says chicken in the sea... or by the sea." * pouts*
    F*CK.
    *** end ***

    By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 22:31:00

  21. The article was from a May interview, and at that time Jessica and Tony were said to have broken up. So, maybe he was calling Carrie. Jessica knew it was way back then and she could have not commented, but she did. And now that you know the truth, tell me whos the idiot? I would say Jessica for sure.

    By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 11:27:34

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