43 Comments:

1. She looks like a tranny. She has such a hard looking face, and that chin! omg

   By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:31:58

2. In the last picture she's tapping out an answer to a question. Oddly enough this type of thing is common in country music concerts.

   By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:32:16

3. She is trying way to hard. And failing.

   By Andy, on August 8, 2008 10:35:05

4. Did Todd really use "Jessica Simpson" and "doable in the same sentence?

   By jtg, on August 8, 2008 10:35:50

5. I live in Indianapolis- she was performing at THE STATE FAIR!

   By Carrie, on August 8, 2008 10:44:20

6. We should start a prayer vigil for poor Todd. He's losing his mind...
   
   Todd, it's a TRAP!

   By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:49:20

7. I'm probably Jess's biggest defender on this site and these pictures are pretty undefendable.

   By thebig28, on August 8, 2008 10:50:32

8. Doable? Only if you have a fetish for trannies.

   By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:50:46

9. I hope Todd was joking.

   By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 10:51:33

10. ugly talentless tranny
    

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:10:05

11. I still think she's pretty hot. Though, what happened to her? She was nearly universally thought of as smoking hotback in the "Newlyweds" days...now....

    By 789, on August 8, 2008 11:14:13

12. sorry, todd. nothing with a butt chin is doable.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:16:41

13. She looks so fat in that jeans shirt. She looks just like a bratwurst. I agree that chin looks like a balloon knot. oh yeah, she need attentions so now she's telling every mag she's been abused by her ex - what a joke she is. How can anyone take her seriously.

    By Love Tony, on August 8, 2008 11:22:11

14. Jessica is so freaking ugly...I wish the paparazzi would snap a photo of her without her pancaked make-up on and reveal her for the no-talent cow that she is.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:22:50

15. That shirt looks about 3 sizes too small.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:23:46

16. Jessica Simpson looks doable here?! Who are you and what have you done with Todd?

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:48:19

17. That is NOT a very flattering camera angle.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:55:13

18. Jessica is always doable, IMHO. So she has no talent -- big deal? It's not like I'm going to ask her for an operatic performance before I ride her like a long-horn steer.

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 8, 2008 12:07:21

19. Funny. These pics are identical to her reaction when hearing it's time to go get her nutsack waxed.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:08:40

20. She's fugly AND talentless. LOL @ her performing at a state fair. What. A. Loser.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:08:54

21. What a useless tramp.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:25:15

22. I'm with MsWino. Despite everything, I'd pound her to a new level of silly.

    By Fred, on August 8, 2008 12:31:53

23. She looks like a man and she's not even an attractive man.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:33:57

24. Still the same person who always posts right? I never thought I would see anything positive about Jessica Simpleton on here.

    By kareboo, on August 8, 2008 13:46:11

25. She is pretty and is worth over 50 million from her products(higs, shoes, etc.) She always try too hard. Her dad disgusts me. I used to liek her ,but the Nick dumpiong and the constant bragging and now pushing Dallas Cowboys as her own pr compnay, I do not like her. The abuse story, sounds like she is saying without saying ,Nick abused her. You know no way her folks would let any guy abuse her and they help pick her men anyway. She is lying for pr purposes. BTW ,Tony Romo is going to marry after the football season because he has too....Joe's threats, Jessica's whinning, etc.,

    By Team Nick still, on August 8, 2008 13:51:47

26. STFU people she is very fuckable and will do anything in bed since she is kind of dumb it won't hurt Jess lots of lube hun lol

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 14:04:43

27. YOU ARE NOT A COUNRTY SINGER!TAKE YOUR WANNA BE ASS HOME! Has anyone heard her new song "Leave your dishes in the sink and come on over...I need you now" What man does his dishes before his ladies? DUMB DUMB DUMB

    By ME, on August 8, 2008 14:27:27

28. She's teh dykeness.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 14:35:30

29. Mmmmmmmoooooooooooo
    
    Ya stupid broad.

    By Joe Mahma, on August 8, 2008 14:35:51

30. I don't know what you shut ins are hitting, but I would pound this chick. Big tits, smooth snatch, dumb, rich, what's not to like?

    By Coolpapa, on August 8, 2008 15:08:08

31. Indiana State Fair (read: Country Music Festival)

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 15:18:23

32. I keep waitin' for her balls to drop.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 16:58:29

33. nope still pretty freaky. i've seen better more photoshopped pics

    By s, on August 8, 2008 18:00:37

34. I'd hit it, as in give her a good ol' fashioned donkey punch.

    By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 18:19:02

35. Why must she continue to terrorize people with her none singing ass no talent ass?

    By NubianGoddez, on August 8, 2008 19:01:47

36. She was at our state fair...wow I feel sorry for the people that actually had to hear her sing.
    She is a no talent has-been who needs to just go away!

    By sherry, on August 8, 2008 21:07:25

37. She's just so dumb, vapid and talentless. Why even post about her anymore?
    
    She needs to go away already.
    
    3,2,1...

    By Hyperbole, on August 8, 2008 21:45:42

38. she was at the state fair in indy!

    By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 00:18:22

39. At least she is keeping that chubby body in check. She looks good. She used to be a decent singer. She's a boring "personality".

    By Willa Dodge, on August 10, 2008 06:43:46

40. Going to be at the Monterey County Fair this next week. The "arena" there seats at least two hundred peoples.
    
    Whoo hoo, I guess the county fair where Eddie Money was playing last week was too big an event for her...

    By anonymous, on August 10, 2008 12:16:25

41. looks like she has a ass on her chin

    By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 02:47:33

42. I would guess she is at the Indiana State Fair since that's going on right now. So sad...

    By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 08:02:42

43. She looks like a lumberjack in that banner pic...

    By spanky, on August 11, 2008 21:58:57