Seems like Jennifer Anniston should really stop these ridiclous dates and mates with actors/famous guys. she gets dumped every time or she dumps them. same thing-no marriage, no baby, relationship going no where. Get a real man like Julia or steal one like Julia. Get a country entertainer like Nicole Kidman did (Keith Urban). Kenny Cheseny is sort of available , but he is just dating a way too younger beauty pageant queen. JA should go get somebody like him.
As gay at it sounds, I noticed the same damn thing. To make matters worse, they look like homemade capris, like he had the option to cut them shorter, but made a conscious decision to leave them that long.
In other words, he's a self-worshiping douchebag and she's a desperate aging has-been.
You know the shit is gonna hit the fan and some juicy details are gonna come out especially since she's being so bitchy and high-schoolish with this. "He didn't dump me! I dumped him! So there! WAAAAAAAA...."
Kenny Chesney fan, I hope she steals someone else's husband too. That way, all the self-righteous Blandistan fans can stop pretending that she's somehow morally superior to her ex merely because she's always the dumpee and not the dumper.
They probably just realized that age sometimes does make a difference in close relationships.
anon 1:04:45 She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man. Not being crazy as a shit house rat (Angelina) tends to be a plus in a person too.
read page six this whole "run-in" w/ press was a lame-ass PR stunt. JMayer might be the biggest douchebag on the planet and his music sucks donkey balls.
Yeah, you're right about her Blandiston fans and also, they like her with this , "Oh so pitiful look at her manless self ,or Poor Jen ,unlucky in love, " because they are manless themselves. Friends ,like Sex In The City ,was a tv show and not real life. her fans live through that show. It is getting a little redundant with reports about how Brad took off with Angelina. Was 'nt that like 25 years ago! LOL! I can't feel sorry for rich people who had it all. Jennifer should have simply made a baby with her man as she promised instead of making yet another B-C movie.
John, what poor sucker are you going to team up with next to get your picture in the news? I honestly don't know what these gorgous ladies see in you. And, Jen, WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOUR HEAD AT? In every picture, you are clinging to him like you finally won the big prize. Some prize.
Yeah, you're right about her Blandiston fans and also, they like her with this , "Oh so pitiful look at her manless self ,or Poor Jen ,unlucky in love, " because they are manless themselves. Friends ,like Sex In The City ,was a tv show and not real life. her fans live through that show. It is getting a little redundant with reports about how Brad took off with Angelina. Was 'nt that like 25 years ago! LOL! I can't feel sorry for rich people who had it all. Jennifer should have simply made a baby with her man as she promised instead of making yet another B-C movie.
By Kenny Chesney fan, on August 19, 2008 06:58:04
You've just done wonders for the argument that all country music fans are complete idiots.
anon 1:04:45 She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man. Not being crazy as a shit house rat (Angelina) tends to be a plus in a person too.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 04:02:37
honey, unless you ARE jennifer aniston, you can't be so sure that's true. shit happens all the time that we don't hear about-who the hell are you to be so confident that you know what she did or didn't do? i'm not even saying i think she did, however, i am saying that it's a real possibility that you might consider. and really, bitch has to crazy, too. she can't keep a fucking man! unless she's purposely driving them away, there's obviously something wrong with her that noone can stand to be with her for more than a couple of months!
She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man.
And how do you know this exactly? Are you a really tight close friend of hers? Are you a member of her family? Oh, you're a fucking typical psycho scorned woman Jennifer Aniston fan who made her man so miserable that he left her for another woman. Take your meds and shut up, loser.
honey, unless you ARE jennifer aniston, you can't be so sure that's true. shit happens all the time that we don't hear about-who the hell are you to be so confident that you know what she did or didn't do? i'm not even saying i think she did, however, i am saying that it's a real possibility that you might consider. and really, bitch has to crazy, too. she can't keep a fucking man! unless she's purposely driving them away, there's obviously something wrong with her that noone can stand to be with her for more than a couple of months!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:59:58
Seriously! At this point, Brad should be commended for lasting so long! He gets all this shit for finally jumping ship, when he's the only one strong(or stupid)enough to be willing to tie himself to that forever.
If for one second anyone thinks Aniston did the dumping, you are completely insane, she had the death grip on the man, he sleep with anyone and everyone while he was with her, and that desparate dweeb, stayed on board,until his picture appeared with a babe in a hot tub,, she could no longer save face, and he still dumped her.
This pecker is a disgrace to music. I wonder who the next sorry sap is he will use and throw away to keep his fugly mug in the press. It would be funny if he dated Courtney Love and she kicked the crap out of him and took pictures of his tiny prick and posted them all over the internet.
i can't decide which is funnier, those ridiculous 'batdork' pics or the readers comments! i think "he's a self-worshiping douchebag and she's a desperate aging has-been" should make it to some magazine cover.
seriously todd, what the fucking hell is your problem? you don't know jennifer aniston, and god im glad you never will either (and i think you know where im going with this now too) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SHE IS AS A PERSON.
John Mayer is not worth the ground that Jennifer walks on. She is a classy, beautiful,woman whom the media targets as clingy and desperate. She has not been portrayed favorably or accurately: the media has done her a great disservice. Furthermore, these so called men she has dated her ex-husband included are clueless. She has far more inner/outer beauty then Angelina or any woman Mayer has been involved with (Jessica). She is a timeless beauty.
John Mayer is not worth the ground that Jennifer walks on. She is a classy, beautiful,woman whom the media targets as clingy and desperate. She has not been portrayed favorably or accurately: the media has done her a great disservice. Furthermore, these so called men she has dated her ex-husband included are clueless. She has far more inner/outer beauty then Angelina or any woman Mayer has been involved with (Jessica). She is a timeless beauty.
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By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 15:43:04
Seems like Jennifer Anniston should really stop these ridiclous dates and mates with actors/famous guys. she gets dumped every time or she dumps them. same thing-no marriage, no baby, relationship going no where. Get a real man like Julia or steal one like Julia. Get a country entertainer like Nicole Kidman did (Keith Urban). Kenny Cheseny is sort of available , but he is just dating a way too younger beauty pageant queen. JA should go get somebody like him.
By Kenny Chesney fan, on August 18, 2008 15:47:14
Translation: She wouldn't live up to her Greek heritage and take it in the shitter, so I dumped her stupid ass. NEXT!
Batdouche, that's comedy gold 15:43:04!
By coolpapa, on August 18, 2008 16:12:00
euw capris on guys?
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 16:15:05
It's a shame they broke up. After all, they had so much in common-they were both in love with John Mayer.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 16:18:25
This bastard doesn't deserve those Nike Mcfly Hyperdunks.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 17:29:29
"euw capris on guys?" - 16:15:05
As gay at it sounds, I noticed the same damn thing. To make matters worse, they look like homemade capris, like he had the option to cut them shorter, but made a conscious decision to leave them that long.
By Mr. Peabody, on August 18, 2008 18:37:09
Okay, that was pretty damn funny.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 20:09:43
What is he, 6 years old wearing a bat jacket complete with bat ears? He looks stupid.
My daughter is 5 yrs. old. She plays dress up and she should.
By Batgirl's Mommy., on August 18, 2008 20:32:20
In other words, he's a self-worshiping douchebag and she's a desperate aging has-been.
You know the shit is gonna hit the fan and some juicy details are gonna come out especially since she's being so bitchy and high-schoolish with this. "He didn't dump me! I dumped him! So there! WAAAAAAAA...."
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 20:53:01
Kenny Chesney fan, I hope she steals someone else's husband too. That way, all the self-righteous Blandistan fans can stop pretending that she's somehow morally superior to her ex merely because she's always the dumpee and not the dumper.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 01:04:45
They probably just realized that age sometimes does make a difference in close relationships.
anon 1:04:45 She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man. Not being crazy as a shit house rat (Angelina) tends to be a plus in a person too.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 04:02:37
Is it wrong that I want that sweatshirt?
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 06:39:07
read page six this whole "run-in" w/ press was a lame-ass PR stunt. JMayer might be the biggest douchebag on the planet and his music sucks donkey balls.
By PK, on August 19, 2008 06:52:07
Yeah, you're right about her Blandiston fans and also, they like her with this , "Oh so pitiful look at her manless self ,or Poor Jen ,unlucky in love, " because they are manless themselves. Friends ,like Sex In The City ,was a tv show and not real life. her fans live through that show. It is getting a little redundant with reports about how Brad took off with Angelina. Was 'nt that like 25 years ago! LOL! I can't feel sorry for rich people who had it all. Jennifer should have simply made a baby with her man as she promised instead of making yet another B-C movie.
By Kenny Chesney fan, on August 19, 2008 06:58:04
what an idiot. That sweatshirt is so gay. Why is the douchebag famous again? don't you have to rock in order to be a "rocker" ?
By Storm, on August 19, 2008 07:33:39
"Is it wrong that I want that sweatshirt?"
Yes. But I want it too, so it's ok.
By 789, on August 19, 2008 09:15:14
Mayer's turning into the male version of Paris Hilton.
By The Dave, on August 19, 2008 09:50:04
John, what poor sucker are you going to team up with next to get your picture in the news? I honestly don't know what these gorgous ladies see in you. And, Jen, WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOUR HEAD AT? In every picture, you are clinging to him like you finally won the big prize. Some prize.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:36:29
That was a nice way of saying he got sick of her.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:37:51
That ass monkey is an embarrassment to music.is it true he's going to open for the Jonas bros.?
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:50:03
Yeah, you're right about her Blandiston fans and also, they like her with this , "Oh so pitiful look at her manless self ,or Poor Jen ,unlucky in love, " because they are manless themselves. Friends ,like Sex In The City ,was a tv show and not real life. her fans live through that show. It is getting a little redundant with reports about how Brad took off with Angelina. Was 'nt that like 25 years ago! LOL! I can't feel sorry for rich people who had it all. Jennifer should have simply made a baby with her man as she promised instead of making yet another B-C movie.
By Kenny Chesney fan, on August 19, 2008 06:58:04
You've just done wonders for the argument that all country music fans are complete idiots.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:53:52
anon 1:04:45 She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man. Not being crazy as a shit house rat (Angelina) tends to be a plus in a person too.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 04:02:37
honey, unless you ARE jennifer aniston, you can't be so sure that's true. shit happens all the time that we don't hear about-who the hell are you to be so confident that you know what she did or didn't do? i'm not even saying i think she did, however, i am saying that it's a real possibility that you might consider. and really, bitch has to crazy, too. she can't keep a fucking man! unless she's purposely driving them away, there's obviously something wrong with her that noone can stand to be with her for more than a couple of months!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:59:58
He previously dated Jessica Simpson---Jennifer Anniston could very well be the smartest most sophisticated woman he's met.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:05:09
She is morally superior because she didn't cheat on her husband or fuck a married man.
And how do you know this exactly? Are you a really tight close friend of hers? Are you a member of her family? Oh, you're a fucking typical psycho scorned woman Jennifer Aniston fan who made her man so miserable that he left her for another woman. Take your meds and shut up, loser.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:08:33
honey, unless you ARE jennifer aniston, you can't be so sure that's true. shit happens all the time that we don't hear about-who the hell are you to be so confident that you know what she did or didn't do? i'm not even saying i think she did, however, i am saying that it's a real possibility that you might consider. and really, bitch has to crazy, too. she can't keep a fucking man! unless she's purposely driving them away, there's obviously something wrong with her that noone can stand to be with her for more than a couple of months!
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 10:59:58
Seriously! At this point, Brad should be commended for lasting so long! He gets all this shit for finally jumping ship, when he's the only one strong(or stupid)enough to be willing to tie himself to that forever.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:12:54
He was smart to get out before he knocked her up and was chained to her clingy ass forever.
His music sucks.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:19:46
She should steal Samantha Ronson from Lindsay Lohan, then we can watch that fugly ginger kid be a drunk driving cokewhore again.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 11:24:32
If for one second anyone thinks Aniston did the dumping, you are completely insane, she had the death grip on the man, he sleep with anyone and everyone while he was with her, and that desparate dweeb, stayed on board,until his picture appeared with a babe in a hot tub,, she could no longer save face, and he still dumped her.
By Popcornridge, on August 19, 2008 12:33:28
Am I the only one that thinks John Mayer is a raving lunatic?
By Jennifer Aniston, on August 19, 2008 14:16:57
This guy is such a tool. Jennifer is stupid to think this 10 years younger serial dater would commit to her desperate old ass.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 16:04:23
Compared to jessica simpson jen aniston is albert enstein.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 16:15:17
This pecker is a disgrace to music. I wonder who the next sorry sap is he will use and throw away to keep his fugly mug in the press. It would be funny if he dated Courtney Love and she kicked the crap out of him and took pictures of his tiny prick and posted them all over the internet.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:28:38
i can't decide which is funnier, those ridiculous 'batdork' pics or the readers comments!
i think "he's a self-worshiping douchebag and she's a desperate aging has-been" should make it to some magazine cover.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 14:57:10
seriously todd, what the fucking hell is your problem? you don't know jennifer aniston, and god im glad you never will either (and i think you know where im going with this now too) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SHE IS AS A PERSON.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 22:53:40
John Mayer is not worth the ground that Jennifer walks on. She is a classy, beautiful,woman whom the media targets as clingy and desperate. She has not been portrayed favorably or accurately: the media has done her a great disservice. Furthermore, these so called men she has dated her ex-husband included are clueless.
She has far more inner/outer beauty then Angelina or any woman Mayer has been involved with (Jessica). She is a timeless beauty.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 17:05:46
John Mayer is not worth the ground that Jennifer walks on. She is a classy, beautiful,woman whom the media targets as clingy and desperate. She has not been portrayed favorably or accurately: the media has done her a great disservice. Furthermore, these so called men she has dated her ex-husband included are clueless.
She has far more inner/outer beauty then Angelina or any woman Mayer has been involved with (Jessica). She is a timeless beauty.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 17:05:57
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