What is up with her boobs? I'm in myh 50s and mine look 100 times better than those. If you know they hang down put on a bra - and she is absolutely fugly to boot. Who would want to hit that?
I remember how awesome Dunst was in "Interview With the Vampire" and "Little Women". Then she turned into a vapid, greasy, self-important little faux-hipster druggie cunt.
Justin Long is turning into the male Sienna Miller: famous for who he fucks and does movies on the side.
Ew. I think he is butt ugly. Gross. Like a hobbit. This seems about right to me. And Drew Barrymore is annoying. I hate how she talks out of the side of her stupid mouth. Regardless, this seems accurate, attractiveness-wise.
She used to be such a pretty girl (see: Mona Lisa Smile, if you can stomach such a crapfest of a movie) but it's like she TRIES to make herself look bad. I think she dips her hands in Crisco and then randomly runs her fingers through her hair to do it in the morning. And her clothes--why, Kirsten? Ugly is NOT the new pretty!!!
Are you 16? That's the only way you could not find Drew Barrymore a good catch. The only explanation that you couldn't want to have her is that she's old enough to be your mom...
Hopefully Justin doesn't look at this picture and then realizes he's dating the creature from the black lagoon! She looks especially bad and wasted in that one to boot, it's the best pic out there of her out there!
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By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 19:11:50
Are her tits trying to make a break for it? How old is she anyway? They look like they're eloping with her navel.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 19:39:29
That's a shame. I think the mac guy is adorable.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 20:23:33
Dude's into fug chicks with way overrated acting abilities and fan bases made up of insecure fat girls.
Well, at least he hasn't dated Jennifer Aniston yet.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 21:07:49
What is up with her boobs? I'm in myh 50s and mine look 100 times better than those. If you know they hang down put on a bra - and she is absolutely fugly to boot. Who would want to hit that?
By cserenity, on August 26, 2008 21:28:33
I think you just jinxed him, 21:07:49.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 21:59:35
Does this mean Jake Gyllenhaal is going to marry Tom Green?
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 26, 2008 22:49:56
I remember how awesome Dunst was in "Interview With the Vampire" and "Little Women". Then she turned into a vapid, greasy, self-important little faux-hipster druggie cunt.
Justin Long is turning into the male Sienna Miller: famous for who he fucks and does movies on the side.
By Hyperbole, on August 27, 2008 02:15:47
that's hawt!
By Red Cat, on August 27, 2008 02:40:38
^^no, but he will.
By Storm, on August 27, 2008 06:16:43
Well, at least he hasn't dated Jennifer Aniston yet
Holy shit, that's an awesome idea, 21:07. Somebody should call CAA.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 06:24:52
Ew. I think he is butt ugly. Gross. Like a hobbit. This seems about right to me. And Drew Barrymore is annoying. I hate how she talks out of the side of her stupid mouth. Regardless, this seems accurate, attractiveness-wise.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 07:05:47
don't forget rich & with straggly hair. He's gotta have the whole package
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 07:09:08
He must have a very small penis to have such low self-esteem.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 08:13:48
They had to wait in line for a margarita. That tells you all you need to know about their starpower.
By i don't like you in any way, on August 27, 2008 08:16:18
Key word being yet
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 08:46:29
he is just recycling chicks what the other guys threw away he picks up very green of him
By mac guy is green, on August 27, 2008 08:52:30
LOL advertisement celebrity
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 09:11:34
Those are some dirty pillows.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:14:21
Hot to Dunst is like Straight to Clay Aiken.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:38:33
She used to be such a pretty girl (see: Mona Lisa Smile, if you can stomach such a crapfest of a movie) but it's like she TRIES to make herself look bad. I think she dips her hands in Crisco and then randomly runs her fingers through her hair to do it in the morning. And her clothes--why, Kirsten? Ugly is NOT the new pretty!!!
By snaggleteeth aside, she has potential, on August 27, 2008 13:37:52
Someone get this chick some looks and a hot meal, please ! She is homely.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 15:12:07
Looks like macs CAN get a virus
By stromm, on August 27, 2008 17:58:12
lol
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 20:39:05
Are you 16? That's the only way you could not find Drew Barrymore a good catch. The only explanation that you couldn't want to have her is that she's old enough to be your mom...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:35:32
Hopefully Justin doesn't look at this picture and then realizes he's dating the creature from the black lagoon! She looks especially bad and wasted in that one to boot, it's the best pic out there of her out there!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 23:42:58
Anagram of Kirsten Dunst - Dr Sunkentits (thanks to the ladies at Go Fug Yourself for repeatedly pointing this out).
By Red Cat, on August 28, 2008 02:56:51
Are you 16? That's the only way you could not find Drew Barrymore a good catch.
August 27, 2008 21:35:32
No. I'm 29. And she OOOOOGLY. Sorry. And "good catch????" Are you 61??? I would slap that lisp out of her.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 06:26:43
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