In other words, she had a "tummy bug" because she was hungover from drinking too much over the weekend and while drunk, she did something stupid and either passed out onto sharp objects or got into a fight with some other drunk bitch.
Speaking of that bus incident...why couldn't that have been a bus full of F-List rejects? Y'know, retards like Paris? Or Greasy Bear? Or the entire Kardashian Clan?
Nobody's ever in the right place at the right time.
If there was a God, P. Shitty would have been sitting next to that schizo instead of that nice kid from The 'Peg.
Wow, leave it up to Americans to take a tragedy like the Greyhound bus incident and make light of it.
I hope 'the dude's' little infant girl (who's daddy was brutally murdered)manages to see one of your sorry asses get sodomized... If you're not already having that happen while you read this.
Of course then again you support a government that kills foreigners for sport and profit, so you obviously have no morals or souls.
'Your comment has been saved and will be visible after moderator approval.'
I posted the previous message... I dodn;t realize it needed mod approval. Seeing as you are the one who made light of the murder in your story, I don't expect my previous comment to be approved. Asshole.
'Your comment has been saved and will be visible after moderator approval.'
I posted the previous message... I dodn;t realize it needed mod approval. Seeing as you are the one who made light of the murder in your story, I don't expect my previous comment to be approved. Asshole.
It amazes me how much weight Kelly gained in a week in the face...didn't she have a stomach "bug"? She probably pretended to be sick and ate chips all day, which pissed off her boyfriend so much he tried to knock the crap outta her for being the fat pig that she is...
Wow. Too stupid to know how to post comments on a blog yet angry and self-righteous enough to attack this post (on a humor/gossip website, no less) and the United States as a whole.
WTF does this have to do with being liberal??? Typical conservative. Too stupid to realize that not everything is political, yet angry and self-righteous enough to attack liberals as a whole when most people are MODERATES. It's time to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh(conservative), Al Franken(liberal), and other pundits who make their living pitting us against each other, and start thinking for yourselves!! I'm a proud liberal(read moderate) and I thought the posts were fine. The man's decapitation was horrifying and could have happened to any of us. Using humor to deflect fear is only natural. That's why the best horror movies make you laugh during the most graphic scenes. It's also why there's a flood of realistically graphic(as opposed to beautiful spec f/x a la Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween)horror films whenever there's a war. Example: Night of the Living Dead(1968), Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974), The Last House on the Left(1972)[Vietnam war], and the Saw and Hostel movies[Iraq War]. I'm not upset because you're a conservative like both my brother and best friend. I'm upset because you used the word "liberal" as if it were a curse word, allowing you to discount and write off myself, and an entire group of people you don't even know. God bless the Bushes, John McCain, the Clintons, and Barack Obama for their service!!
"Of course then again you support a government that kills foreigners for sport and profit, so you obviously have no morals or souls."
Stranger, what are these "morals" of which you speak. If they be weapons, then surely we possess them. As for souls, you are grievously mistaken. We get our souls from the dead babies of foreigners which we sacrifice in a blood ritual to the god who protects us all. His name be:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Pray, tell, where is this little infant girl of which you speak? And where may we find the grey hound that I might disembowel it and read it's entrails? You have no cause to fear us as you are full grown with a soul with which our god would certainly be displeased, and our bloodsport is at an end for this day.
" i'm sure 11:46:09 = 12:21:44 By semantics nazi":
No, you're wrong, but close. I posted 11:46:09 and 11:16:16.
I will not allow any generic attack on "liberals" go unanswered, nor will I allow any attack against my country go unanswered, especially by someone who doesn't live here, and is not intelligent enough to know the difference between a people and their government. I was in the U.S. military. I wore our uniform. I saluted our flag. We all have that right. I've earned that right. BTW, I post under 2 different names as well as anonymously and I average 3-5 compliments a week, so I don't have to congratulate myself, but I do enjoy when someone gets a kick out of one of my comments(as I think we all do). I also give 7-20 compliments a week because this site, in addition to Jenny and Todd, has some of the most creative, witty, and intelligent people I've encountered, and provides me with a lot of free entertainment. It also reminds me of a lot of incredible conversations I had back in college. If you'd like a list of my greatest hits, let me know: cause I'm a ROCKSTAR!!!!!
WOW, you are obviously all SO mature. Im from Canada, and Edmunston where this happened...and it wasn't the "9-11 of Canada", it was a tragic incident that could've happened ANYWHERE just like 9-11 and our soldiers are there fighting along with your soldiers for something that happened to the states because thats how canada is. Do you really think that out of all of the fire fighters, police officers, staff in the building, people on the streets that all of them were from the US? Also, the stereotype that we are all hockey players is a little old but at least you went with something other than "eskimos". Maybe if anyone in the US took the time to learn more about Canada you would realise it's twice the country the US is. We learn enough about your country to see why ours is better. I love the maturity level of turning a tragedy into something humorous and non-important. Comparing Kelly Osbourne to a terrible crime...to what...say that because it happened in Canada that it is not important yet just barely important enough to be more famous than kelly osbourne..? come on, a terrible thing like that shouldnt be posted as a light joke.
There's a variety of sensibilities in the world. Many people in the U.S. would agree with you. Very few visit or comment here because we're very politically incorrect. We're like Monty Python. We offend everyone equally, and virtually nothing is off limits. If that bus tragedy had happened in the U.S. these same comments would have appeared(review the Christina Applegate and Heath Ledger comments). I tried to explain in my post above(11:16:16) why this might be. I can't speak for others, but I am very thankful to share borders with allies, not enemies. Most people that post here are American. It's natural that we tend to make fun of other countries including those foreigners in New York City and Hollywood. Vigilante is from Canada and she is one of the most popular posters(I really wanted to say,"posers", and I almost resisted), but she is not immune to peoples' comments either. She gives back as good as she gets. I personally love Canada. If there's a draft, it gives me somewhere to go. I'm a proud veteran and I probably just offended some people, but as I said...nothing is off limits. BTW, Todd wasn't making light of the bus tragedy or Canada. Read it again. He's making fun of Kelly Osborne as a 7th rate celebrity; i.e. her "fame" is as arbitrary as the man's death; i.e. he agrees with you.
Vig: I'm very offended by your description of the Christ in this fashion. It is a proven fact that he never bungee jumped. He didn't need a cable. Duh!
Tim Mclean was a real person and he had an amazing life. For people who don't know him you have no right to talk about him at all. We could care less what you think of Canada but don't make light of a tragedy that could of happened anywhere.
56 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm so not buying that story...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:24:06
British chicks are so fucking trashy.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:43:51
"Kelly Osbourne Has a Busted Face"
news fucking flash...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:50:04
This bitch is fat and has no talent.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:51:25
I wish Ozzy and Sharon had used birth control.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:54:37
She looks like a little dumbass drunk chipmunk. Listen, fatties - short haircuts make you look even fatter.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 10:58:19
I like her parents so much more than I like their kids.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:10:58
The arms of a longshoreman. Hot.
By Fred, on August 27, 2008 11:21:12
Guess someone tried to beat the ugly out of her. THEY FAILED!!!!!!Miserably!!!!
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:22:02
I wonder what her twin sister Kelly Clarkson has been up to?
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:24:20
The truth is that despite being warned repeatedly since she was 3 years old, she looked directly into a mirror.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:31:11
ozzie mustve learned that he was the only one who bought all 100000 copies of her last cd.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 11:40:08
I think she tried to eat something that didn't want to be eaten and it was not having it. You know, like a monkey or something.
By thebig28, on August 27, 2008 12:08:59
In other words, she had a "tummy bug" because she was hungover from drinking too much over the weekend and while drunk, she did something stupid and either passed out onto sharp objects or got into a fight with some other drunk bitch.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:53:56
I'm from the place where "the dude cut the guys head off", and I have more respect for him than this 'tard.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 12:58:13
Speaking of that bus incident...why couldn't that have been a bus full of F-List rejects? Y'know, retards like Paris? Or Greasy Bear? Or the entire Kardashian Clan?
Nobody's ever in the right place at the right time.
If there was a God, P. Shitty would have been sitting next to that schizo instead of that nice kid from The 'Peg.
By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 13:37:31
Agree with the comment above...at least TRY to be a little more respectful than PETA.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:39:32
Her face was busted long before she got that black eye.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 13:41:22
The loser probably deserved it, somebody must have called her father a retard again. At least she looks a little better.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 15:10:40
I gotta broken face. . . uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh ooooo. . .
- Pixies
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 16:39:35
looks like Frishe's Big Boy
By Pete Nice, on August 27, 2008 19:17:36
who ever punched that bitch in the face should get a fucking medal from God, a trip to space from Nasa, and maybe the keys to fort knox.
By Kurt, on August 27, 2008 20:03:34
Wow, leave it up to Americans to take a tragedy like the Greyhound bus incident and make light of it.
I hope 'the dude's' little infant girl (who's daddy was brutally murdered)manages to see one of your sorry asses get sodomized... If you're not already having that happen while you read this.
Of course then again you support a government that kills foreigners for sport and profit, so you obviously have no morals or souls.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:31:42
'Your comment has been saved and will be visible after moderator approval.'
I posted the previous message... I dodn;t realize it needed mod approval. Seeing as you are the one who made light of the murder in your story, I don't expect my previous comment to be approved. Asshole.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:33:26
'Your comment has been saved and will be visible after moderator approval.'
I posted the previous message... I dodn;t realize it needed mod approval. Seeing as you are the one who made light of the murder in your story, I don't expect my previous comment to be approved. Asshole.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:33:41
That face was fucked before she fell.What a goblin.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 21:35:03
21:31:42 must be new to this site. They also have something way up their ass.
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 22:01:53
It amazes me how much weight Kelly gained in a week in the face...didn't she have a stomach "bug"? She probably pretended to be sick and ate chips all day, which pissed off her boyfriend so much he tried to knock the crap outta her for being the fat pig that she is...
By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 23:48:14
11:24:20 - at least Kelly can sing. This petulant, obstreperous, entitled cow is utterly talentless.
By Red Cat, on August 28, 2008 03:03:10
21:31:42, 21:33:26 and 21:33:41 -
Wow. Too stupid to know how to post comments on a blog yet angry and self-righteous enough to attack this post (on a humor/gossip website, no less) and the United States as a whole.
Typical liberal.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 03:04:18
did she regain all the weight back again and some more???
By Barbie Doll, on August 28, 2008 04:04:46
"Of course then again you support a government that kills foreigners for sport and profit, so you obviously have no morals or souls."
Dear Canada,
Please keep in mind that you exist at our convenience. You are a mosquito without a stinger.
Thanks,
The U.S.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 09:38:41
LOL. The "headless mullet bus kid" is Canada's 9-11.
Stop being pussies. I thought hockey players were tougher than this.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 10:19:35
"Typical liberal"
WTF does this have to do with being liberal??? Typical conservative. Too stupid to realize that not everything is political, yet angry and self-righteous enough to attack liberals as a whole when most people are MODERATES. It's time to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh(conservative), Al Franken(liberal), and other pundits who make their living pitting us against each other, and start thinking for yourselves!! I'm a proud liberal(read moderate) and I thought the posts were fine. The man's decapitation was horrifying and could have happened to any of us. Using humor to deflect fear is only natural. That's why the best horror movies make you laugh during the most graphic scenes. It's also why there's a flood of realistically graphic(as opposed to beautiful spec f/x a la Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween)horror films whenever there's a war. Example: Night of the Living Dead(1968), Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974), The Last House on the Left(1972)[Vietnam war], and the Saw and Hostel movies[Iraq War]. I'm not upset because you're a conservative like both my brother and best friend. I'm upset because you used the word "liberal" as if it were a curse word, allowing you to discount and write off myself, and an entire group of people you don't even know. God bless the Bushes, John McCain, the Clintons, and Barack Obama for their service!!
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 11:16:16
Are all dumb-ass British chicks that pale and ugly?
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 11:23:48
"Of course then again you support a government that kills foreigners for sport and profit, so you obviously have no morals or souls."
Stranger, what are these "morals" of which you speak. If they be weapons, then surely we possess them. As for souls, you are grievously mistaken. We get our souls from the dead babies of foreigners which we sacrifice in a blood ritual to the god who protects us all. His name be:
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Pray, tell, where is this little infant girl of which you speak? And where may we find the grey hound that I might disembowel it and read it's entrails?
You have no cause to fear us as you are full grown with a soul with which our god would certainly be displeased, and our bloodsport is at an end for this day.
By Sneak around behind him and club the shit out of him, on August 28, 2008 11:46:09
Kelly Osborne has a busted face, and it looks like she was in a fight too.
By Laughner, on August 28, 2008 11:52:45
11:46:09 - Post of the month
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 12:21:44
did you mean "Comment of the month"?
and btw, i'm sure 11:46:09 = 12:21:44
By semantics nazi, on August 28, 2008 12:30:09
"did you mean "Comment of the month"?"
Holy shit dude...spend less time online. Those bed sores aren't going to get any better.
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 14:29:13
Thanks 12:21:44.
" i'm sure 11:46:09 = 12:21:44 By semantics nazi":
No, you're wrong, but close. I posted 11:46:09 and 11:16:16.
I will not allow any generic attack on "liberals" go unanswered, nor will I allow any attack against my country go unanswered, especially by someone who doesn't live here, and is not intelligent enough to know the difference between a people and their government. I was in the U.S. military. I wore our uniform. I saluted our flag. We all have that right. I've earned that right. BTW, I post under 2 different names as well as anonymously and I average 3-5 compliments a week, so I don't have to congratulate myself, but I do enjoy when someone gets a kick out of one of my comments(as I think we all do). I also give 7-20 compliments a week because this site, in addition to Jenny and Todd, has some of the most creative, witty, and intelligent people I've encountered, and provides me with a lot of free entertainment. It also reminds me of a lot of incredible conversations I had back in college. If you'd like a list of my greatest hits, let me know: cause I'm a ROCKSTAR!!!!!
By Senor/General Pene Grandioso, on August 28, 2008 15:24:45
OZZY slaped her because he is tired of her asking for money all the time ,bitch get a job
By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 22:45:31
WOW, you are obviously all SO mature. Im from Canada, and Edmunston where this happened...and it wasn't the "9-11 of Canada", it was a tragic incident that could've happened ANYWHERE just like 9-11 and our soldiers are there fighting along with your soldiers for something that happened to the states because thats how canada is. Do you really think that out of all of the fire fighters, police officers, staff in the building, people on the streets that all of them were from the US? Also, the stereotype that we are all hockey players is a little old but at least you went with something other than "eskimos". Maybe if anyone in the US took the time to learn more about Canada you would realise it's twice the country the US is. We learn enough about your country to see why ours is better. I love the maturity level of turning a tragedy into something humorous and non-important. Comparing Kelly Osbourne to a terrible crime...to what...say that because it happened in Canada that it is not important yet just barely important enough to be more famous than kelly osbourne..? come on, a terrible thing like that shouldnt be posted as a light joke.
By Zoe18, on August 29, 2008 01:32:39
Zoe, honey, it's EDMONTON. The only Edmunston is in New Brunswick.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2008 10:01:57
And while I'm at it, Tim McLean had no kids 21:31. The little girl in the picture was his friend's daughter.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2008 10:23:12
The dude who gave the Canuck a David Pearl haircut on the bus, he looks just like the head Chinaman from Big Trouble Little China.
By David Lo Pan, on August 29, 2008 10:54:16
she is just a person but has more going on than all u trolls out there.
By anonymous, on August 29, 2008 13:51:13
Holy shit I loved "Big Trouble in Little China"!!!
Good call, Mr. Lo Pan.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2008 14:26:29
she is just a person but has more going on than all u trolls out there
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Holy Bungee Jumpin' Jesus! That's funny!
She is just a person, I'll give you that, 13:51. But she's not anywhere near like "the rest of us".
You let me know when she's got to decide between food for her kids (when she has some, God forbid) and electricity.
By Vigilante, on August 29, 2008 15:42:08
Zoe18:
There's a variety of sensibilities in the world. Many people in the U.S. would agree with you. Very few visit or comment here because we're very politically incorrect. We're like Monty Python. We offend everyone equally, and virtually nothing is off limits. If that bus tragedy had happened in the U.S. these same comments would have appeared(review the Christina Applegate and Heath Ledger comments). I tried to explain in my post above(11:16:16) why this might be. I can't speak for others, but I am very thankful to share borders with allies, not enemies. Most people that post here are American. It's natural that we tend to make fun of other countries including those foreigners in New York City and Hollywood. Vigilante is from Canada and she is one of the most popular posters(I really wanted to say,"posers", and I almost resisted), but she is not immune to peoples' comments either. She gives back as good as she gets. I personally love Canada. If there's a draft, it gives me somewhere to go. I'm a proud veteran and I probably just offended some people, but as I said...nothing is off limits. BTW, Todd wasn't making light of the bus tragedy or Canada. Read it again. He's making fun of Kelly Osborne as a 7th rate celebrity; i.e. her "fame" is as arbitrary as the man's death; i.e. he agrees with you.
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on August 30, 2008 09:47:38
"Holy Bungee Jumpin' Jesus!"
Vig: I'm very offended by your description of the Christ in this fashion. It is a proven fact that he never bungee jumped. He didn't need a cable. Duh!
By Rock me, sexy Jesus(see Hamlet 2), on August 30, 2008 09:56:21
Tim Mclean was a real person and he had an amazing life. For people who don't know him you have no right to talk about him at all. We could care less what you think of Canada but don't make light of a tragedy that could of happened anywhere.
By anonymous, on August 31, 2008 09:42:31
09:42:31
Apparently there are as many idiots in Canada as there are in America.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2008 08:31:57
"could of"
Sigh...
By Canadian English Teacher, on September 1, 2008 12:45:38
"We're like Monty Python."
Except...you know...funny.
By anonymous, on September 1, 2008 12:46:29
Canadian English Teacher & "We're like Monty Python. Except...you know...funny."
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this website. Just when you think there's nowhere else to go....BAM!BAM! Hilarious!!!!
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on September 2, 2008 14:36:47
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