She's your sister the straight-A student, the year when she went on a crash diet and tried to look sexy in a bikini during the summer. It was a little awkward and uncomfortable for everybody.
Dax would be mixing paint if it weren't for the nation of jackass-idolizing morons who pay to see his movie(s). Oh wait, I paid to see JA2. Never mind.
Please go back to Perez and fight to be the first of the 200 "FIRST!" comments on Mario's MS Paint cumstain drawings. That's where you 15 year old gays belong.
I think those "first" comments on Perez are completely idiotic. Your "15 year old gay" comment is right up there with those. Thanks for supporting my hypothesis.
Pigez Hilton has disabled anonymous comments on his site. The douchebag actually thinks people will still keep visiting his craptastic blog for its stellar "writing" and "art". It'll be fun to watch his Alexa rating tank and him allow anon comments again like a little pussy.
They're not even in the same league. Perez writes like an 8 yr. old when he's not copy/pasting everything he publishes on his blog. IDLYITW is funny most of the time, Perez is never funny, except for being funny looking. There's no comparison.
If this was Jessica Alba instead of Kristen Bell...and Angelina Jolie instead of Dax Shepard...and if they were both naked...and if Angelina was wearing a strap-on...and all of this was being photographed in my bedroom right now...these pics would almost be hot!
Excuse me, what did you say about the author of IDLYTW mr.anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:28:30? You called him funny? ha ha ha... irony is adorable at times.
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Leave Your Commentsomeone needs to feed her a sammich
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:24:00
Bitch needs a fuckin cheeseburger.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:32:11
Bitch needs a fuckin TAN.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:38:19
Dax likes fair skinned pretty blonde women. He has good taste even if the women don't.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:40:10
Skinny in the middle, but her legs look like oxygen tanks. No shape whatsoever. This chick needs to workout.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 11:55:04
She's your sister the straight-A student, the year when she went on a crash diet and tried to look sexy in a bikini during the summer. It was a little awkward and uncomfortable for everybody.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 12:10:24
Dax would be mixing paint if it weren't for the nation of jackass-idolizing morons who pay to see his movie(s). Oh wait, I paid to see JA2. Never mind.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 12:25:02
Umm...
Jackass?
Nope
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 13:07:06
Dax wasn't in the Jackass movies. He was in Ashton Kutcher's stupid Punk'd shows.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 13:08:10
yuck you can see her ribcage-- toooooooo skinny
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 13:33:12
This is a non-story. This site used to be cutting-edge fun. Now it is boring and tame. Perez's no moderation policy puts this site to shame. Next!
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 13:47:22
I wonder if she automatically makes that face when you spray something on her stomach
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 13:55:30
Please go back to Perez and fight to be the first of the 200 "FIRST!" comments on Mario's MS Paint cumstain drawings. That's where you 15 year old gays belong.
By the real world calling, on August 18, 2008 14:00:09
I think those "first" comments on Perez are completely idiotic. Your "15 year old gay" comment is right up there with those. Thanks for supporting my hypothesis.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:12:26
She looks...cute. She's not sexy. It's odd seeing a woman in a bikini and just thinking...oh look, a woman in a bikini.
By NotBlonde, on August 18, 2008 14:14:08
Pigez Hilton has disabled anonymous comments on his site. The douchebag actually thinks people will still keep visiting his craptastic blog for its stellar "writing" and "art".
It'll be fun to watch his Alexa rating tank and him allow anon comments again like a little pussy.
By We are anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:15:06
That lady in the maroon bikini is burnt to a crisp...yuck.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:22:38
They're not even in the same league. Perez writes like an 8 yr. old when he's not copy/pasting everything he publishes on his blog. IDLYITW is funny most of the time, Perez is never funny, except for being funny looking. There's no comparison.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:28:30
The person complaining about the comment moderation is probably a bitter troll, so just ignore them.
By voice of reason, on August 18, 2008 14:31:50
Don't think she needs a tan, but she does need something...
Oh well, she seems reasonably down to earth and drama/diva-free. She was great in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:53:57
What do these actresses see in Dax..is he rich or something? Big cock?? I wonder.
By anonymous, on August 18, 2008 18:16:00
Who is this chick? I saw a few episodes of "Veronica Mars" and she's cute but seems really average and uninteresting. But cute booty there!
By Hyperbole, on August 18, 2008 22:58:48
Who is the meathead next to her with the dumnass tat on his shoulder?
By Deputy, on August 19, 2008 03:05:02
If this was Jessica Alba instead of Kristen Bell...and Angelina Jolie instead of Dax Shepard...and if they were both naked...and if Angelina was wearing a strap-on...and all of this was being photographed in my bedroom right now...these pics would almost be hot!
By gregarb, on August 19, 2008 05:45:29
Well that does it.I'm going to learn how to act or start a band.
By ramrod, on August 19, 2008 10:53:43
No, no, NOOOOOO. Not my Kristen, oh there is no God.
By Gwenn, on August 19, 2008 12:27:07
i like kristen bell
and dax was in idiocracy, a hilarious movie, and im not a jackass
hes cute in a weird way, and i bet he does have a big cock
By ladyguitarstar, on August 19, 2008 12:47:09
Hey go easy on my Dax, I've had a little crush on him every since "Let's Go to Prison," he was funny as shit in that.
That girl's behind is a tad too bony for that bending over from behind view . . .
Oh, and Perez' website has got so much cyberjunk attached to it, it takes forever to load. I give up on him.
By anonymous, on August 19, 2008 15:46:08
I'm blind now thank you!!!
By NubianGoddez, on August 19, 2008 18:18:50
Excuse me, what did you say about the author of IDLYTW mr.anonymous, on August 18, 2008 14:28:30? You called him funny? ha ha ha... irony is adorable at times.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 23:11:30
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