What a craven, shriveled x-ray Samantha Ronson is. She looks worse than ever. If these photos are any indication, LiLo has moved on. And stopped on the way to shop for clothes at Goodwill. She must really be hurting for cash. I'm pretty sure my mom wore that green top and matching palazzo pants to a clambake in 1974.
Oddly enough, I feel sorrow for SamRon; I have a few friends who were similarly treated by "confused" pseudo-bisexual girls who were pissed off at men generally, glommed any attention they could get (easy when you're a beautiful hetero girl hanging with gay girls) and then ditched the nose ring scene as soon as Joey McFatwallet arrived. Looks like poor old SamRon fell for the classic "I'll let you touch me for a while" switcheroo.
She has such a sexy body! I just hate theway she dresses. I would still do her. I don't know if I am gay and she doesn't know if she is gay so we bring a guy in the middle.
One simply doesn't just "turn gay" besides these two are a celebrity couple so isn't perfectly normal for them to be breaking up right about now? I'm not saying that they are I think this story is total bs.
WHAAAAAA!!!! Sam amd Lindsey were supposed to last forever!!! My world is spinng apart thinking they wound't live wonderful happy sexless lives like all lesbians eventually do!!! ***SOB** BTW, Linds, if ytou need some comfort, so maybe just some vodka and a little nose candy, please email me so I can heal your pain
Have you ever seen pics of Samantha Ronson's mom?? She is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life. She's a millionaire NY Jew socialite and Samantha looks A LOT like her. You can tell she's been a chain smoker all her life and has a really wrinkled face and an ugly dick-nose. Ann Dexter-Jones. Look her up. YUCK.
lohan looks fantastic in these shots. It's too bad she keeps that figure by smoking crack and eating vodka, but still. Damn fine. Who's the old douche dragging her ass around?
I don't see how people find any of the people in this story attractive. I guess some people have low standards. Lindsay might be attractive if she wasn't so in love with herself and didn't dress like a 5 dollar prostitute.
Lindsay won't break up with Samantha. Samantha would have to break up with Lindsay. Lindsay is desperate to be a member of that "high society elite" that Samantha's family is a member of and this is the closest to it that Lindsay will probably ever get. Trust.
Sam has given me a gift - the ability to hate someone more than Lindsey Lohan. And she is that person. Fucking bulldyke who actually succeeded in trying too hard. Look at her dumb fucking shoes. I have never raged more in my life.
Samantha Ronson's family is high-society elite? Ha ha. We're not talking Louis XIV and Versailles here. It's just the same as Hollywood -- grubby Jews.
Jews to the left of her, Jews to the right, it's a big Jew sandwich for the goyim redhead girl dragged through the muck and straight into hell. Just like her idol Marilyn.
I don't get the whole "high society elite" thing. Samantha Ronson looks like a drugged-out holocaust survivor and her mom looks like a low-rent, ugly version of Bette Midler. What is so great about being a NYC socialite anyway, attending a bunce of charity balls? Who gives a fuck?
Hark! My cinnamon flavored goddess has broken free from the hex bestowed upon her by this repugnant harpy. My tongue shall yet caress the smooth velvet of her inner labia!
Watch "Age of Innocence" and stories set in NYC's upper-class elite.
Then look at SamRo.
It will make you weep how far they've fallen. Sure they were stuffy and hypocritical, but at least they didn't lurch around frightening small children with scary faces and bad fashion.
Lindsay was never gay, she'll just fuck anyone who pays attention to her like any other low self esteem narcissist. All she cares about is herself just like her dam mother. At least the Irish Traveler has the good sense to use birth control unlike Slutney Spears.
I don't understand what the big deal is about these two. People say Lindsay is doing well, she's got someone she cares about and cares about her ... and yet the paps/people who buy their crap - won't leave them alone - I don't care what the excuse is - just let them alone and be happy.
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Leave Your Commentis that a Chairman Mao tat on Ronson's left arm?...
By Lee Cadaver, on August 15, 2008 11:08:17
She's been covered in so much semen that we she dies, you could probably smoke her ashes and get pregnant.
Funniest line ever.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:13:53
I'm shocked to hear that an attention-seeking borderline is merely dabbling in lesbianism.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:14:25
What a craven, shriveled x-ray Samantha Ronson is. She looks worse than ever. If these photos are any indication, LiLo has moved on. And stopped on the way to shop for clothes at Goodwill. She must really be hurting for cash. I'm pretty sure my mom wore that green top and matching palazzo pants to a clambake in 1974.
Oddly enough, I feel sorrow for SamRon; I have a few friends who were similarly treated by "confused" pseudo-bisexual girls who were pissed off at men generally, glommed any attention they could get (easy when you're a beautiful hetero girl hanging with gay girls) and then ditched the nose ring scene as soon as Joey McFatwallet arrived. Looks like poor old SamRon fell for the classic "I'll let you touch me for a while" switcheroo.
I still hate her stupid hat.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 15, 2008 11:17:18
She has such a sexy body! I just hate theway she dresses. I would still do her. I don't know if I am gay and she doesn't know if she is gay so we bring a guy in the middle.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:19:13
It's only so long before the craving for meat stick returns. A woman needs her man protein. Most do, at least...
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:20:02
One simply doesn't just "turn gay" besides these two are a celebrity couple so isn't perfectly normal for them to be breaking up right about now? I'm not saying that they are I think this story is total bs.
Linds&Sam 4evr!!!
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:23:16
I hate Lindsay's high heel shoe/shorts combo. That always looks so trashy. Just put some pants on those pale freckled legs, Linds.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:23:42
Are we still supposed to be believing that she sober? Because here she is leaving a bar at 2AM and from the looks of that last pic she wasted.
By Trax, on August 15, 2008 11:27:17
And to think that her younger sister Ali wants to be JUST LIKE HER! Ack! Ooop! Gack!!!!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 15, 2008 11:33:24
WHAAAAAA!!!! Sam amd Lindsey were supposed to
last forever!!! My world is spinng apart thinking they wound't live wonderful happy sexless lives like all lesbians eventually do!!! ***SOB** BTW, Linds, if ytou need some comfort, so maybe just some vodka and a little nose candy, please email me so I can heal your pain
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:33:45
One word: bisexuality.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:05:07
Ronson looks like she has AIDS and Lohan looks trashed. She'll be crashing her car and flashing her freckled puss again soon.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:24:24
Have you ever seen pics of Samantha Ronson's mom?? She is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life. She's a millionaire NY Jew socialite and Samantha looks A LOT like her. You can tell she's been a chain smoker all her life and has a really wrinkled face and an ugly dick-nose. Ann Dexter-Jones. Look her up. YUCK.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:28:16
I say Sam could probably to better, and better off if she dated a toaster..
By Popcornridge, on August 15, 2008 12:36:25
You see? I knew the lighter fluid chick shouldn'ta worn that t-shirt covered in dicks.
By Fred, on August 15, 2008 12:47:45
Samantha Ronson always looks like she has a terminal disease. What is wrong with her sickly looking circles under her eyes?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:53:44
I'd rather be a poor non-socialite thant look like Ann Dexter-Jones. Holy shit. Money can not make ugly go away.
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77246438.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1931429C503D256B63F297BBA1151849569284831B75F48EF45
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:56:41
she's looking pretty darn thin again...
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:00:43
lohan looks fantastic in these shots. It's too bad she keeps that figure by smoking crack and eating vodka, but still. Damn fine. Who's the old douche dragging her ass around?
By Anthony, on August 15, 2008 13:07:20
Lindsay looks like a drunk hooker from 1984. She always looks so tacky.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:11:20
OMG that pic of Ronson's mother. "dick-nose" was spot on.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:13:20
She looks great in these pics. Talented or not, I'd bang her like a drum.
By KMB, on August 15, 2008 13:36:59
I don't see how people find any of the people in this story attractive. I guess some people have low standards. Lindsay might be attractive if she wasn't so in love with herself and didn't dress like a 5 dollar prostitute.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:42:49
Lindsay won't break up with Samantha. Samantha would have to break up with Lindsay. Lindsay is desperate to be a member of that "high society elite" that Samantha's family is a member of and this is the closest to it that Lindsay will probably ever get. Trust.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:46:05
Well said, 13:46. And damn right.
Except that I think it's DINA that's desperate. Lindz is probably still too young to care. Dina pulls the strings and reaps the benefits.
Bitch needs a serious beatdown. I'd love to see Ann Dexter-Jones tell her off in public.
By Vigilante, on August 15, 2008 14:15:05
Sam has given me a gift - the ability to hate someone more than Lindsey Lohan. And she is that person. Fucking bulldyke who actually succeeded in trying too hard. Look at her dumb fucking shoes. I have never raged more in my life.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:45:30
Samantha Ronson's family is high-society elite? Ha ha. We're not talking Louis XIV and Versailles here. It's just the same as Hollywood -- grubby Jews.
Jews to the left of her, Jews to the right, it's a big Jew sandwich for the goyim redhead girl dragged through the muck and straight into hell. Just like her idol Marilyn.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:55:11
She just disgraced Guns N' Roses by wearing that shirt. And that band has been disgraced enough here lately.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 16:01:30
I don't get the whole "high society elite" thing. Samantha Ronson looks like a drugged-out holocaust survivor and her mom looks like a low-rent, ugly version of Bette Midler. What is so great about being a NYC socialite anyway, attending a bunce of charity balls? Who gives a fuck?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 16:57:05
She needs to dump this attention whore freak.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 18:29:41
that has to be the funniest thing ive ever heard
By stephanie, on August 15, 2008 20:18:59
Hark! My cinnamon flavored goddess has broken free from the hex bestowed upon her by this repugnant harpy. My tongue shall yet caress the smooth velvet of her inner labia!
By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on August 15, 2008 21:19:56
Lindsey would fuck anything that moves.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:13:10
Watch "Age of Innocence" and stories set in NYC's upper-class elite.
Then look at SamRo.
It will make you weep how far they've fallen. Sure they were stuffy and hypocritical, but at least they didn't lurch around frightening small children with scary faces and bad fashion.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:20:39
"Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks seem to be appearing..."
Which is it: Flirting with guys or cracks appearing? Make up your mind.
By gregarb, on August 15, 2008 23:09:40
"I say Sam could probably to better, and better off if she dated a toaster.." By Popcornridge
Not interested!
By A toaster, on August 15, 2008 23:14:17
Lindsay was never gay, she'll just fuck anyone who pays attention to her like any other low self esteem narcissist. All she cares about is herself just like her dam mother. At least the Irish Traveler has the good sense to use birth control unlike Slutney Spears.
By Another Hollywood Ho ya all, on August 16, 2008 04:41:13
I don't think she is gay at all. Just look at the publicity she has gotten for, literally, doing nothing. Her publicist is a genious.
By Les, on August 16, 2008 06:21:53
Spot on, 14:55.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 08:59:01
Just goes to show that you can have money and still be a piece of trash. Way to go, Linds.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 10:10:26
The guy in the pics looks like former 49ers QB Steve Young. Maybe he is trying to lead Linds to some Mormon Church meetings.
By Stay Chisel, on August 16, 2008 15:36:01
I don't understand what the big deal is about these two. People say Lindsay is doing well, she's got someone she cares about and cares about her ... and yet the paps/people who buy their crap - won't leave them alone - I don't care what the excuse is - just let them alone and be happy.
By The Domestic Goddess, on August 16, 2008 20:38:02
The WHORE is strong in this one...
By BarbadoSlim, on August 17, 2008 16:36:08
"The WHORE is strong in this one..."
Wise you are, master Barba!!!
By Obi Wan Gregarbi, on August 19, 2008 05:13:29
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