This old hag needs to take her gazillions and just fade off and give my eyes a break. I grew up with her, I remember when Borderline, Lucky Star,etc were all fresh and incredible. But she is waaayyy past being fresh and cool any more.
You know what? I can't hate on her. Saw her in NYC last tour. She was awesome. I think that she looks pretty freaking amazing for 50. In person she is so tiny and her body is just rock solid. This is a bad picture, without make-up, etc. Ok, that said, the arms are horrifying for sure. But I really like her. I know I am alone on this one here. But oh well.
You're not alone. I like her too and her concerts are some of the best concerts I've seen in my life. She's a great entertainer. That's her job and she does her job really well. Her veiny arms are really gross though. Her daughter is beautiful.
MADONNA IS UGLY what are you BLIND?, damn she is a horrible thing well she is an old hag who thinks she is hot and charges alot of money for her shitty ass concerts and dumbass people pay , hey madonna is time to go underground and don't come out find some spider hole and hide in there you ugly creature
Even with all the hair on her face Lourdes is still a strikingly beautiful girl. She's been raised in a really weird life. It will be interesting to see how she deals with real life when she leaves the nest.
Leave the kid alone. She didn't chose this. And further, I can't imagine if all my awkward 12 year old pictures were all over being judged. Madonna has done a decent job keeping the kids out of the spotlight. When we bash Miley Cyrus I get it, because she is a famewhore with famewhoring parents. But this kid is not. I am sure she will figure out waxing one day--but she is a kid for crissakes...
I can't help but notice every time I see the daughter she's wearing some kind of metal circlet/headband thing. Is she a superhero in training or something?
I agree it's not fair to criticize her daughter, she can't control who her mom is...wait, look at that fucking expression on her face. Conceited little brat. She should pluck her eyebrows and make a teddy out of it for her little adopted brother Charcoal (or whatever the fuck his name is).
between her arms and cheek bones-i'm scared. her daughter IS gorgeous, but looks like she is from the 80's. what is it with everyone trying to bring the shitty 80's stuff back?
Massively oversized cheek implants are not a good idea on a face that looks like the flesh has been boiled off it. Those arms are frightening, like something out of a nightmare. Maybe Madonna can have a career in films now, if they start making Crypt Keeper movies. Her daughter can star in a remake of "Teen Wolf."
What?? You never heard of Lourd Kabbalah? Super power: Sends villains into vomiting epileptic convulsions with her red string bracelet, empowered stones, and hippie-tranny appearance.
Why are you guys acting like Christie Brinkley all of a sudden looks like DAVID Brinkley? Madonna was never a classic beauty. She's always been one step away from being Sarah Jessica Parker.
Even with the unibrow and 'stache - which aren't bad enough to require a kid to learn brow/lip torture, anyway, she's a beautiful girl of whom I see/hear refreshingly little. Given a choice between five-o'clock-shadow Lourdes and plucked/tweezed/Brazilan'd Ali Lohan (gross but you know it's true with that pimp she calls Mom), I'd take this kid any day.
Madonna would look much better if she did away with the cheek implants, did away with the overly processed bleached dye job and went for a nice, strawberry blonde hue and gained about 15 lbs. to soften her look. I think Lourdes is a cutie, despite the hairiness.
I think we can blame Nadonna for her daughter's unibrow and stache. Why? Because she's a massive narcissist, and she doesn't want the "competition" of a pretty young girl. She especially doesn't want it when her body is falling to pieces due to age.
She is the devil. She has no respect and takes no reasponsability for the down right horror she has subjected us to. She does not write any songs, she plays nothing. Thats talant? No!, she even changed her religion to the one you must be to make it in Hollywood. She would screw a horse for a dollar. And if I thought I could get away with it, I would chop her ugly fucking head right off. I saw her for what she was 20 years ago. She will subject your kids to porn and smut and call it art. But she wont let her kids watch TV!!! She is everything wrong with the music business and if you like her you must have the morals of one A. Hitler. I hope she dies soon, she deserves nothing less than to be spit on over and over. I thought George Bush was bad for this country but this witch has been fucking making whores out of girls longer than W. has been sending our kids to war. I could go on forever because she is truly the worst person in the world. She is the one person I would sacrifice my own life if I could take her out. Society would thank me in time, well anyone with an IQ over 80 anyway. I call this face she has Karma...
As much as I hate her and I do as you know, I wont rip on her kid. Of course if Madonna could kiss your 8 year old kid she would. She has all the loyalty of a typical Italian. ZIP!
Freak alert! She looks like the Crypt Keeper. Or maybe it's Skeletor from HeMan. Just a nasty ass looking media whore, who's totally irrelevant (and has been that way for more than 20 years). LOSER!
Madonna became tiresome about twenty years ago with her marketing-strategy music and desperate attention-whoring stunts. Just go away and enjoy your money, bonefish.
Madonna's publicist is claiming that these pictures were Photoshopped. I want to know whether that shitty looking outfit was Photoshopped, also. Was she interrupted washing the dog?
Madonna looks rather frightening and surprised she would resort to surgically enhanced anything. She seems above that, willing to be who she really is.
Madonna is and has always been incredibly hairy. Hairy like a Yeti. Hairy like that big, red hairy monster Gossamer in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Hairy like 70s porn. She has been plucking/waxing/lasering her whole body since shortly before she hit puberty. See, there is justice in the world after all!! But you would think with her firsthand knowledge of the shaggy struggle, she'd throw her daughter a line and get that hairy little monkey sorted out. Frankly, I think she likes Lourdes looking like the unibrow baby from the Simpsons. It means never having to become jealous of her hirsute youth. And I agree with the conceited brat comment. I do not like that kid. And may I repeat, yet again, that Madonna is downright scary looking and has crossed over into creepy Nora Desmond territory? WEll, more like Nora Desmond meets Skeletor.
I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. Alls I'm saying is you can't carry a gun in TOWN.
By Madonna's daughter, on August 5, 2008 14:02:03 -- HA! I originally saw Tombstone on a double date. My boyfriend's (now my husband) friend's date was pretty squirrely. After Kurt Russell said, "You tell him I'm coming. . . and HELL'S comin' with me," she leaned over and asked me, "Who's Hal?" Still cracks me up to this day.
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Leave Your CommentHer daughter has a sweet uni-brow.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:21:08
This old hag needs to take her gazillions and just fade off and give my eyes a break. I grew up with her, I remember when Borderline, Lucky Star,etc were all fresh and incredible. But she is waaayyy past being fresh and cool any more.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:23:18
Someone ought to shave down that Lourdes.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:27:41
You know what? I can't hate on her. Saw her in NYC last tour. She was awesome. I think that she looks pretty freaking amazing for 50. In person she is so tiny and her body is just rock solid. This is a bad picture, without make-up, etc. Ok, that said, the arms are horrifying for sure. But I really like her. I know I am alone on this one here. But oh well.
By 789, on August 1, 2008 10:28:48
You're not alone. I like her too and her concerts are some of the best concerts I've seen in my life. She's a great entertainer. That's her job and she does her job really well. Her veiny arms are really gross though. Her daughter is beautiful.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:31:56
Heh, ew...
By oozing boil, on August 1, 2008 10:36:57
MADONNA IS UGLY what are you BLIND?, damn she is a horrible thing well she is an old hag who thinks she is hot and charges alot of money for her shitty ass concerts and dumbass people pay , hey madonna is time to go underground and don't come out find some spider hole and hide in there you ugly creature
By AAARRRGGHH WTF IS THAT, on August 1, 2008 10:43:12
unibrow...and looks like a nice 'stache is coming in on Lourdes too
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:50:01
she is so shiny! it looks like she shaves her face.
forehead and all.
By stef, on August 1, 2008 10:54:32
Even with all the hair on her face Lourdes is still a strikingly beautiful girl. She's been raised in a really weird life. It will be interesting to see how she deals with real life when she leaves the nest.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:56:34
"If I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity."
When I first read that quote from Madonna I thought she was being incredibly vain, but now I realize she was predicting the future with 100% accuracy.
And Lourdes looks like she's getting into Method acting after being cast in the next Hairy Potter movie.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 10:59:56
Poor kid. She's apparently hasn't learned how to hide her Italian heritage like her mom. I've seen less lip hair on a Rollie Fingers baseball card.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:03:20
JESUS CHRIST!
It's a cougar! Get in the car!
By Cliche Kitty is Cliche'd, on August 1, 2008 11:10:08
Leave the kid alone. She didn't chose this. And further, I can't imagine if all my awkward 12 year old pictures were all over being judged. Madonna has done a decent job keeping the kids out of the spotlight. When we bash Miley Cyrus I get it, because she is a famewhore with famewhoring parents. But this kid is not. I am sure she will figure out waxing one day--but she is a kid for crissakes...
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:25:29
when the environmental apocalypse comes, we can all take shelter in Madonna's cheekbones...still got a bangin' bod, though, despite the ropey veins.
By bud, on August 1, 2008 11:28:56
At least she's not Kendra Wilkinson.
By Kendra's Overused Black Dildo, on August 1, 2008 11:34:54
My god what did she do to her face???
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:35:20
Madonna needs to spend less time on Kabbalah and more time on showing her daughter how to fucking wax.
The comment comparing her to Rollie Fingers was right on target!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:47:32
I can't help but notice every time I see the daughter she's wearing some kind of metal circlet/headband thing. Is she a superhero in training or something?
By Staci, on August 1, 2008 11:50:46
"At least she's not Kendra Wilkinson."
I'm not a huge Kendra fan, but I'd spend the rest of my life cocooned in Kendra's jigjizz-encrusted twat rather than fuck Madonna.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:53:25
I agree it's not fair to criticize her daughter, she can't control who her mom is...wait, look at that fucking expression on her face. Conceited little brat. She should pluck her eyebrows and make a teddy out of it for her little adopted brother Charcoal (or whatever the fuck his name is).
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:28:04
between her arms and cheek bones-i'm scared.
her daughter IS gorgeous, but looks like she is from the 80's.
what is it with everyone trying to bring the shitty 80's stuff back?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:29:34
"that cause the dead to rise with an insatiable hunger. But I'm sure if I did, it would look a lot like this."
Yeh, and madonna looks pretty awful too.
By Doh!, on August 1, 2008 12:36:49
"I've seen less lip hair on a Rollie Fingers baseball card."
OMG LMAO!
By Albatross, on August 1, 2008 12:40:37
@11:34:54 and @11:53:25 - Speaking of Kendra...can we have some more photos of that hot ass?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:55:24
"Driver, take us back to under the bridge, and step on it!"
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:59:01
"her daughter IS gorgeous, but looks like she is from the 80's."
Yeah...I don't recall chicks with mustaches being a huge trend in the 80's.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:02:01
whats wrong with her fuckin cheekbones?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:04:36
Massively oversized cheek implants are not a good idea on a face that looks like the flesh has been boiled off it. Those arms are frightening, like something out of a nightmare. Maybe Madonna can have a career in films now, if they start making Crypt Keeper movies. Her daughter can star in a remake of "Teen Wolf."
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:05:43
wow someone grab the weedeater! or industrial wax! just dip her and wax her whole body i'm sure she's got issues elsewhere.
By B-Rock, on August 1, 2008 13:07:49
Definitely got cheek implants a size too big
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:16:04
Oh Madge, you put the 'sin' in sinewy...!
(Yeah, I said it before, but it bears repeating.)
By Holden Magroin, on August 1, 2008 13:21:45
Hey,I like Lourdes-she is the only one here who looks mature and sane!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:24:06
"Hey,I like Lourdes-she is the only one here who looks mature and sane!"
She looks "mature" they same way Sam Elliot looks mature in Tombstone.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:27:56
The laughter began when I read "Civil War graveyard!"
By justin, on August 1, 2008 13:43:33
WTF did she had done to her face? It looks like she gets collagen shots in her cheeks and lips. She looks really creepy.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:56:09
after seeing this pic i doubt a-rod was hittin that...
madonna needs to realize she's 50 and just stop. time to call it a day.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 14:22:36
"Is she a superhero in training or something?"
What?? You never heard of Lourd Kabbalah? Super power: Sends villains into vomiting epileptic convulsions with her red string bracelet, empowered stones, and hippie-tranny appearance.
By gregarb, on August 1, 2008 14:24:27
Maybe the best comments and comebacks I have ever read. My eyes are filled with tears from laughing so hard. Absolutely no quarter given.b
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 14:43:16
x2 13:56:09
WTF did she had done to her face?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 15:02:13
She has always been butt ass ugly. Her trying to look young makes her looker older and haggered. She needs to wax her daughter's stash btw.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 15:12:50
This is pretty much Mary-Kate Olsen in ten years.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 15:20:01
Madonna was a lot prettier before she was an exercise workout addict. She looks so unattractive now.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 15:27:12
Why are you guys acting like Christie Brinkley all of a sudden looks like DAVID Brinkley? Madonna was never a classic beauty. She's always been one step away from being Sarah Jessica Parker.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 16:41:57
she's looking more and more like Willem Dafoe
By bitingontinfoil, on August 1, 2008 16:47:59
Even with the unibrow and 'stache - which aren't bad enough to require a kid to learn brow/lip torture, anyway, she's a beautiful girl of whom I see/hear refreshingly little. Given a choice between five-o'clock-shadow Lourdes and plucked/tweezed/Brazilan'd Ali Lohan (gross but you know it's true with that pimp she calls Mom), I'd take this kid any day.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 16:54:22
Night of the Living Dead
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 20:38:41
I was wondering why Madonna was with Amy Fisher! I wouldn't make fun of the unibrow though ... Lourdes might shoot you in the head.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 20:39:33
WHAT THE FUCK?
What the fuck happened to her face?
By Grace Yip, on August 1, 2008 22:33:51
Madonna has become just hideous. She should be living under a bridge threatening to eat any billy goats who try to cross.
By JR, on August 1, 2008 23:05:09
Madonna would look much better if she did away with the cheek implants, did away with the overly processed bleached dye job and went for a nice, strawberry blonde hue and gained about 15 lbs. to soften her look. I think Lourdes is a cutie, despite the hairiness.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 01:18:01
"I'd take this kid any day."
...says the 500lb spinster with hair on her back and 27 cats.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 03:49:05
LOL at "haggered". Is that the fat guy from the Harry Potter movies?
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 05:52:43
I think we can blame Nadonna for her daughter's unibrow and stache. Why? Because she's a massive narcissist, and she doesn't want the "competition" of a pretty young girl. She especially doesn't want it when her body is falling to pieces due to age.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 07:00:06
All that money and this is best she can do with that face ? Simply a pathetic excuss for a female. Just one ugly woman.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 08:28:53
She looks "mature" they same way Sam Elliot looks mature in Tombstone.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 13:27:56
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Crap, that's hilarious.
By I'm your huckleberry, on August 2, 2008 13:58:15
I think the last time I saw arms like Madonnas, I was watching Wall-E.
By Sabrinaset, on August 2, 2008 14:18:28
She is one nasty scarecrow.
By anonymous, on August 2, 2008 18:07:08
I think the kid could grow a beard.And a penis.Just like her mom.
By W.Beatty, on August 2, 2008 18:25:09
She is the devil. She has no respect and takes no reasponsability for the down right horror she has subjected us to. She does not write any songs, she plays nothing. Thats talant? No!, she even changed her religion to the one you must be to make it in Hollywood. She would screw a horse for a dollar. And if I thought I could get away with it, I would chop her ugly fucking head right off. I saw her for what she was 20 years ago. She will subject your kids to porn and smut and call it art. But she wont let her kids watch TV!!! She is everything wrong with the music business and if you like her you must have the morals of one A. Hitler. I hope she dies soon, she deserves nothing less than to be spit on over and over. I thought George Bush was bad for this country but this witch has been fucking making whores out of girls longer than W. has been sending our kids to war. I could go on forever because she is truly the worst person in the world. She is the one person I would sacrifice my own life if I could take her out. Society would thank me in time, well anyone with an IQ over 80 anyway. I call this face she has Karma...
By markeeoo, on August 2, 2008 22:54:54
As much as I hate her and I do as you know, I wont rip on her kid. Of course if Madonna could kiss your 8 year old kid she would. She has all the loyalty of a typical Italian. ZIP!
By markeeoo, on August 2, 2008 22:59:00
Freak alert! She looks like the Crypt Keeper. Or maybe it's Skeletor from HeMan. Just a nasty ass looking media whore, who's totally irrelevant (and has been that way for more than 20 years). LOSER!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 01:12:02
shes going to be starring in the comeback of cats on broadway as mr. mostafalees.....duhhhhh guys
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 09:12:10
Madonna became tiresome about twenty years ago with her marketing-strategy music and desperate attention-whoring stunts. Just go away and enjoy your money, bonefish.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 13:31:57
Cuban and Italian. This poor hairy kid never stood a chance. All she needed was an Armenian thrown in the mix and she would have been She-Wolf.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 15:16:28
Madonna's publicist is claiming that these pictures were Photoshopped. I want to know whether that shitty looking outfit was Photoshopped, also. Was she interrupted washing the dog?
By RaraAvis, on August 3, 2008 20:50:01
Madonna looks rather frightening and surprised she would resort to surgically enhanced anything. She seems above that, willing to be who she really is.
But apparently not.
By amyinbc, on August 3, 2008 22:05:43
Holly crap! A few more years and she is going to look like the Olsen twins. They should all gang up and sing the Alvin and the Chipmunks song.
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 23:59:12
I'm your huckleberry:
You think that's hilarious?
By You're a daisy if you do, on August 4, 2008 01:51:05
I'm your huckleberry:
You think that's hilarious?
Yes, I do.
By It appears my hypocricy knows no bounds, on August 4, 2008 09:50:28
With all the money Madonna has she can't get a private wax for her daughter's upperlip and unibrow? Come on!
By anonymous, on August 4, 2008 10:00:53
Somewhere a bridge is missing two trolls.
By ramrod, on August 4, 2008 10:59:59
Looks like Zorak
By Detroit England? No; Bay City, on August 4, 2008 11:11:17
Um, that's not Photoshop. That's a high resolution camera, unflattering lighting, and no makeup. Does Madonna's publicist think we're stupid?
By anonymous, on August 4, 2008 12:19:04
Madonna is and has always been incredibly hairy. Hairy like a Yeti. Hairy like that big, red hairy monster Gossamer in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Hairy like 70s porn. She has been plucking/waxing/lasering her whole body since shortly before she hit puberty. See, there is justice in the world after all!!
But you would think with her firsthand knowledge of the shaggy struggle, she'd throw her daughter a line and get that hairy little monkey sorted out. Frankly, I think she likes Lourdes looking like the unibrow baby from the Simpsons. It means never having to become jealous of her hirsute youth. And I agree with the conceited brat comment. I do not like that kid.
And may I repeat, yet again, that Madonna is downright scary looking and has crossed over into creepy Nora Desmond territory? WEll, more like Nora Desmond meets Skeletor.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2008 13:52:47
"She will subject your kids to porn and smut and call it art. But she wont let her kids watch TV!!! " So true. She's a bitch.
By anonymous, on August 4, 2008 15:47:12
Skeletor.
By He-Man, on August 4, 2008 15:59:42
Is she trying to reinvent heroin chic?She is beyond disgusting.It looks like her neck threw up.
By juanbigone, on August 4, 2008 18:33:33
It appears my hypocricy knows no bounds:
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.
By Poor soul, you were just too high strung, on August 5, 2008 02:05:39
It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds:
You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.
By Poor soul, you were just too high strung, on August 5, 2008 02:05:39
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That's a hell of a thing for you to say to me.
By Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself, on August 5, 2008 13:37:36
I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. Alls I'm saying is you can't carry a gun in TOWN.
By Madonna's daughter, on August 5, 2008 14:02:03
I'm not saying you can't own a gun. I'm not saying you can't carry a gun. Alls I'm saying is you can't carry a gun in TOWN.
By Madonna's daughter, on August 5, 2008 14:02:03
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HA! I originally saw Tombstone on a double date. My boyfriend's (now my husband) friend's date was pretty squirrely. After Kurt Russell said, "You tell him I'm coming. . . and HELL'S comin' with me," she leaned over and asked me, "Who's Hal?" Still cracks me up to this day.
By Don't worry. . . my family's rich., on August 5, 2008 14:34:03
Law don't go around here Law Dog.
By JR, on August 5, 2008 15:19:17
Don't worry. . . my family's rich:
It's true, you are a good woman.
By Then again, you may be the antichrist. , on August 6, 2008 03:35:48
"That's a hell of a thing for you to say to me."
By Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself
Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
By Because Wyatt Earp is my friend, on August 6, 2008 03:55:36
"Law don't go around here Law Dog."
Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike.
By I know! Let's have a spelling contest! , on August 6, 2008 04:36:16
Don't worry. . . my family's rich:
It's true, you are a good woman.
By Then again, you may be the antichrist. , on August 6, 2008 03:35:48
--
I'm retired.
By I want one., on August 6, 2008 09:10:31
Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
By Because Wyatt Earp is my friend, on August 6, 2008 03:55:36
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Hell, I got lots of friends.
By He's down by the creek. . . walkin' on water, on August 6, 2008 09:42:25
"I'm retired." By I want one:
Not me. I'm in my prime.
By You may indeed, if you get lucky, on August 6, 2008 23:12:19
I beg to differ, sir.
By Well, an enchanted moment, on August 6, 2008 23:18:02
"Hell, I got lots of friends." By He's down by the creek. . . walkin' on water.
I beg to differ, sir.
By Well, an enchanted moment., on August 6, 2008 23:20:54
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