Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died While Having Sex

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  1. Too bad he didn't expire before he blew his load in her.

    I wonder if he had an erection 4 hrs after T.O.D.?

    By coolpapa, on August 27, 2008 14:39:47

  2. this is "news"? I read this in a GQ interview when McStonerhey first became famous. How could I fucking forget something so disgusting?

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 14:40:04

  3. Coolpapa, I was wondering the same thing. You know what else I wanna know? Do coma patients get erections? Men, I mean...obviously. I've always wondered about that.

    Kay McCon-a-hey. Whatta name. I love that she has no shame. Having no shame is gonna be the new black.

    By Vigilante, on August 27, 2008 14:47:07

  4. I correct myself: It was Vanity Fair, not GQ. Whatever...you've jerked off to one metrosexual magazine, you've spooged on them all...

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 15:07:53

  5. In the banner pic it looks like an evil shadow is reaching out to tweak Grandma Mac's chest...

    ...you'd think Sauron could do better.

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 16:00:09

  6. 15:07:53 - dude, you spooged yourself to pictures of McConeheadhey? Whatever.

    By Fred, on August 27, 2008 16:43:59

  7. Yeah, let's file this one under "Who Gives A Fuck?".

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 17:35:08

  8. Matthew McConawhat's mom is Cloris Leachman?!?

    By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 08:53:13

  9. "...you'd think Sauron could do better."

    Hilarious observation!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 08:53:42

  10. Why would ANYONE make those kind of details from their private life public? McCanaughy's dad must be spinning in his grave. That stupid, pretentious, attention-whore of a mother should have a piece of duct tape permanently placed over her pie-hole.

    By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 10:35:45

  11. "a piece of duct tape permanently placed over her pie-hole"

    Can you wait until she's done giving me a bl...uh...call 911!!

    By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 12:46:10

  12. His mom looks like Cloris Leachman!

    By bitingontinfoil, on August 28, 2008 18:00:21

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