I think it's great that Phelps won the gold and broke the record, but he looks like he's being kind of a sore winner here. Watching him scream and flex his neck tendons like a mountain giant over and over is a little embarassing.
Um, I don't see what the big deal is about the French trash-talking a little before the race. It's all part of the game and I'm sure US teams aren't immune to doing it a little themselves. Hell, we invented it. Fact is, both teams swam their asses off and smashed world and olympic records to pieces. Congrats to the Speedo corporation.
If you didn't see the race, it was....seriously...unbelievable. He's got a right to go apeshiat. It wasn't Phelps that "won" the race, it was a washed up 2-times-prior Olympian who had sucked in both his prior Olympics. Even the teams that came in 3rd and 4th broke the prior world record. And, the U.S. was not favored....they were hoping for a bronze at best.
One of the best Olympic moments I've ever seen....especially since the French were running their grills all week about how they were going to destroy the U.S. relay team.
Nobody here watched the race, the French had the lead all the way until the last 100m and the guy who was doing all the shit was winning. Our guy can't remember his name came from behind it was insane how he caught up and past him. Great event nothing like whooping the French! haha
13:26:57- I'm American. But it is possible the canucks invented trash-talking, though I kind of doubt it. "Hey, Take off, hey.... hoser." Nahhh, I don't really see it.
Phelps is fuckably hot. I would do very naughty things to those sexy jug ears of his!
Um, anyway, the race was really unbelievable, his joy seemed very genuine and not like gloating at all. He seemd happy for his teamates. He could have gloated if he wanted on the podium b/c he was standing right next to the Frenchie who did all the trash talking.
The trash talk is fun, makes it more exciting to watch the events. Like Argentina saying they were going to crush the USA men's basketball team. It's all in good fun.
USA walked over to France at the award ceremony to shake their hands. France never made an attempt to walk over and congratulate USA. France = sore losers.
I watched it live and almost had a heart attack in the last few seconds. It was one of the best moments in Olympic history.
He was not gloating. He was thrilled for his teammates, who worked incredibly hard. Way to go, boys!
Now, those little candy-ass girl gymnasts from the U.S. better step up to the plate and start delivering. If I see one more of those hos fall on their ass one more time on a dismount, I may have to start cheering for the Chinese.
I think only one U.S. girl fell on a dismount. 1 fell during a routine. 2 Chinese girls fell during routines but still scored higher than some of the near perfect U.S. performances in the same categories. The scoring was very inconsistent. The judges are corrupt this year.
Wow. I really never thought I would see this kind of . . . pandering to the lowest common denominator here on IDLYITW.
"Huh huh. . . the French are all stupid frogs . . . they surrendered in WWI. . . huh huh."
I generally find everything on this site to be funny, but the whole "Go go America!" blathering needs to go away and never show up on this site again. Stick with what's good and stay away from international sports please.
Oh yeah, and the video was a bunch of men in speedos hugging each other while other men looked on in dismay. Pretty gay if you ask me.
Anonymous 14:13: Scoring for gymnastics has been inconsistent for decades: It's not because everyone hates Americans, it's because the judges are corrupt.
There's nothing wrong with patriotism, USA. Keep it up. Don't listen to those America hating liberals who think it's cool to hate your country. Be loud and be proud, and don't say stupid things like those embarrassed French guys did.
"I generally find everything on this site to be funny, but the whole "Go go America!" blathering needs to go away and never show up on this site again. Stick with what's good and stay away from international sports please."
So an American can't take pride in his or her country because it offends you? Fuck off and die.
1. The US team won the gold medal inspite of Phelps, not because of him. Two of his team mates and three of the french guys were faster than him. Jason Lezak swam his 100m almost one and half seconds faster than Phelps.
2. Phelps looks mildly retarded. He could win 200 gold medals and I still wouldn't want to be him.
Who the hell are these fags saying Phelps over did it and we need to calm down on the GO AMERICA stuff. Fuck you. Phelps had evry right to go ecstatic! And yea...FUCK the French for talking shit because we just pwned them. Yea...we as in the USA! Fuck everyone else and fuck liberals who nhate their own country...seriously wtf.
LOL I knew the "the black guy won more than Phelps" people would be coming soon. You forgot to tell us to vote Obama '08 too. The team won it including Phelps. How many events is Phelps competing in the '08 Olympics and how many has he top ranked in and won medals in so far. Look it up. Just be proud of your U.S. team.
hahaha...really who cares about the Olympics, they're all a bunch of cheaters anyway, the Olympic spirit died after Barcelona 92. Since then nothing but sponsors and the cheaters they endorse.
It's nice to see some patriotism. Sad the French men's swimming team had to act like jerks, but so far I've seen some very good sportsmanship between most competitors so far in this Olympics.
I used to be a competitive swimmer and this was the most exciting race EVER. EVERY swimmer on that team pulled through. Relay teams aren't made up of one good swimmer and three that suck. If any one of them weren't on the team they'd be wearing silver or bronze medals today. Pure joy and excitement like that is awesome to watch.
Don't forget the US team saying "We'll smash the Australians like guitars" in Athens in 2004, and the Aussies subsequently winning that race and putting the Americans in their place. Trash talk is part of the sport, they all do it, and I'm sure they can all take it.
PS I'm not American and Phelps looks like a fungus, but he's a damn good swimmer, no doubt.
Bah. I'm Canadian and we always do shit in the Summer Olympics medal-wise. I want the Winter Olympics where we actually stand damn good chances! And no, we didn't invent trash talking...unless we were really drunk at the time and don't remember. Coulda happened.
Oh, and celebrate your wins USA! I don't mind one bit (unless it's hockey and you beat us. Then I hate you all. Hate you so much. Get revenge on world.) I mean, most athletes at the Olympics busted their asses to get there and are competing against themselves as much as against others. A win is worth gloating and celebrating over!
"So an American can't take pride in his or her country because it offends you? Fuck off and die."
No, you fuck off and die. You can very well take pride in your country winning and say it loud. However no need to put down the other team using irrelevant comments about WWII or other, especially after such a great race. It's just basic sense of sportsmanship.
Why did this have to degenerate into a liberal bashing thread? I consider myself politically liberal. I love my country, but I sure as hell don't trust our government. Remember kids, dissent is the HIGHEST form of patriotism!
^^ yep after the "guitar smashing" comments the whole of Australia had the same vibes as the US does right now over your win on France. Well done. Was a great race and the best team won. Simple as that.
OK, let's get things straight, i'm french and yes i agree with some people on that forum, the guy shouldn't have talked bfore the competition, but c'mon ! learn your history with WWII, remember who deliver the US in the 1st place, Lafayette, guys !!! You were only second in rescueing us. And dont forget your french fries, french kiss, french manicure, and other french words you are using !
You could tell that trash-talking dude was writhing when the race was over and his ass got owned.
But strictly speaking it wasn't Phelps, it was the guy who swam at the end -- that dude just let rip with every ounce of adrenaline he had! He looked exhausted, but his teammates were going crazy.
USA almost lost because of the black guy he was so fucking slow what the hell is a black guy doing in a swiming team they can't swim that well, just look at that tv show FEAR FACTOR and everytime there was a pool or lake the black guy would lose hahaha the last guy in the USA team WON for the team
Does someone remember it's about sport ??? Alain Bernard shouldn't have told shit but he wasn't talking about your whole country. He was just talking about the swimming team. So please don't feel hurt ! And please remember you weren't in that team :-)
What's the matter with us ? What's the link with WWII ? What are you waiting from french people ? I used to enjoy reading your satiric news but I must say I'm dispointed by such easy attacks ! Does it helps frienship between people ?
Do you really need to give Michael Phelps more motivation by talking shit about how you're going to smoke him in the pool? Smarten up French swimmer guy. You could have been wearing a gold medal around your neck and broken Phelps' chance for 9 gold medals. Now you are just another 2nd place finisher to Phelps and his posse.
Of course everyone trash talks a bit before a competition, all we're trying to say is that you need to be fully prepared to have it shoved in your face when you lose! HA HA!
Yeah, the French swimming team sucks. BUT at least they haven't anyone in their team who gained about three shoe sizes between the age of 20 and 22. Not to mention the giant hands.
But noooooo, that's just normal. No bull hormons here, dude.
Dude, if I won a gold medal, smashed a world record AND got to serve a big can of 'fuck you' to a dude talking shit about me and my team I would have had a bullhorn ready do I could blast me screams of joy directly in his ear.
@By Enough Already, on August 11, 2008 13:28:00
..and the European Championship in 2000...
...of course it took a naturalized Algerian who also happens to be the greatest footballer of all time (Zidane), but yeah, it was all France there baby.
By Europe wooooohooo, on August 11, 2008 15:41:15
I guess technically you are right since they were routed and pounded into the dust and there was no need for surrender since no one but a few farmers calling themselves the 'French Resistance' were left. (I'm just wondering were that 'resistance' was when the Panzers were steam rolling down the Champs Elysee)
never won anything that matters"? So much for the '98 World Cup, I guess."
Exactly. The 98 World Cup doesn't matter. Soccer/Football doesn't matter, because it's gay. Who cares if the rest of the world likes it - the rest of the world likes speedos, Michael Jackson and Baywatch too. There's a reason America rules and that's because we're always right ... and we're right when we laugh at French girlie men talking smack.
16:28 (and Fred), I'm pretty sure we Canadians invented alcohol-induced incoherence. Trash talking might've come out of there somewheres.
Take, for example, when one has been cut off at the bar:
"Fuck yooouuu...I'm not...uhhh...I'm nohdrunk. Yeer drunk. And FAT. Gemme a beer, fattie. Ya fat, fat FATTIE. Wha? I'm jusss kiddin'. Yer not fat. Yer Mamas FAT. Yer not fat. Can...I have anutherbeerplease? No? Well...fuckyoufattie. I'm goinsomewhereselse. Wherzmakeys?"
I agree with Willa. Seven foot arm span? I wanna lick his pert little nipples. And whatever else happens to stand up.
Storm an anonymous 15:17: Let;s clear up a couple of things.
1. Perez Hilton has always been, and will always be, a gigantic bag of douche who thinks he deserves to be a celebrity simply because he talks about them. He is generally unfunny and is a leech on society. I would never enjoy there.
2. I'm sure it's quite clear that I simply missed the second "I". Even if I hadn't been taught about it in school, I'm sure that all the tired and lame-ass French jokes being tossed around would have filled me in.
3. I don't take offense to people taking pride in their country, I just didn't find it funny or erotic in the very least. Let's be honest, I come on this site to laugh my ass off or check out hot chicks so it was a major let-down. If you still want to tell me fuck off then go ahead; I'll cry about it later.
When will people learn trashtalking only makes the people you are trashing. A better way would be to keep your mouth shut and let your actions do the talking. Glad the USA kicked their butts though.
Ok, first off. Who ever said shit about the black dude not belonging on the team watches too much MTV. Color means nothing. I know our media says white guys cant do this and that and black guys cant do that. Thats all bull. Hard work means you can do anything.
The French should STFU. This guy is the best swimmer of ALL TIME period. It was a great race and the French swam great but the effort by the last swimmer was amazing and based on that anyone would have been pretty excited. Phelps is never a bad winner, never. He was as excited as everyone else who watched that last 50 meters. Wow, that was why we watch!!! As a American I love all the athletes from all the countrys. I feel good for all the winners and those who made it this far. Unlike our entertainment business these people work hard and have talant. While someone else writes Madonnas songs and Alba lines these people do it all. So French guy way up at the top...get a clue...
Now when we are watching the Olympics and the USA does something great we say "Suck it France" for good luck even if it is an event that the French aren't competing in.
I think we're all losing focus on the imporant point here - that France sucks balls. That's what you get for biting our ankles while you hide under our skirts, you backstabbing, sissified, snail eaters.
"Why did this have to degenerate into a liberal bashing thread? I consider myself politically liberal. I love my country, but I sure as hell don't trust our government. Remember kids, dissent is the HIGHEST form of patriotism!"
Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism you twit because TREASON is the highest form of DISSENT. Is it that hard to believe that some people, almost exclusively liberals, truly do not want to see America dominate the coming century? That's by definition anti-patriotism. But hey, you heard that stupid liberal quote from the mouth of some left wing(nut) talking head, so it must be true!
"frenchgirlwhofucksyou" your name says it all about you and every other french female. Are you a hooker or just plain stupid? Can't you people lose gracefully? Oh, and us American women look just fine, thank you.
"2. I'm sure it's quite clear that I simply missed the second "I"."
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No, actually it's quite clear you stuck your foot in your mouth just like that French asshole you're happy to defend. Go move to France if you hate America so much.
so ... you realize that win was only by a couple HUNDREDTHS of a second, right? hardly an "own." more like a lucky break, especially considering that the americans were losing that race on every single lap, and only pulled it out AT that final millisecond, and oh yeah, it wasn't even michael phelps who was finishing, either. so basically, um, more like a fail.
"Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism you twit because TREASON is the highest form of DISSENT. Is it that hard to believe that some people, almost exclusively liberals, truly do not want to see America dominate the coming century? That's by definition anti-patriotism. But hey, you heard that stupid liberal quote from the mouth of some left wing(nut) talking head, so it must be true!
Michael Phelps pwns Michael Moore.
Just saying.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:45:49"
Well said. I swear all the ultra-liberal universities and their Marxist anti-American propaganda spreading professors need to be burned to the ground. They should start with UC Berkeley.
Um, it's called pacing yourself. You let the other people tire themselves out, then turn the burners on high and take the win at the end. Nice try, loser. You fail.
I visited France when I went to Europe and it was discusting! It smelled bad and no one there knew how to cook. EVERY SINGLE THING WE BOUGHT HAD NO TASTE! It was like eating card board. No wonder they don't have weight problem because nothing there taste good! The people all had weird looking faces and the men stunk and the women had hairy legs. JUST NASTY PEOPLE! I was so glad to get out of there and back to Ireland it wasn't even funny!
Michael wanted to win by just a finger tip...why? Because he wanted that deformed face big mouth bernard to think about it for the rest of his pathetic life. LOL
I'm not going to bash the French too much because I love their "Holier Than Thou" attitudes, but I will tell you that after visiting Paris I threw my shoes out. Actually, I threw them out at the airport. Why? Because it just seemed that everywhere I turned someone was pissing on the sidewalk. Even at the Louvre, for Chrissakes! Men AND women were doing it.
It was gross. And it's probably why it smelled so bad, Ireland me mate.
France is a disgusting country. It looks so pretty in pictures, then you go visit and it smells like urine, feces, body odor, and trash everywhere you go. I don't know why the French are so conceited when they live in such a disgusting place, but they talk trash about every other country. If you ever travel Europe just skip France. Visit it in pictures or on the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland instead.
Congrats to the US swimming team! They were clearly the best one! I'm french and it's pretty stupid to bash France just because some stupid arrogant jackasses who claimed they swim so much faster than the other ones! It's Olympic games, for crying out loud, it should be a competition, not a war! BTW, French food is good actually (and French women have no hairy legs or armpits...you may have met tourists!) Pissing on the sidewalk? Come on! Are you confusing dogs with actual people (dogs are hairy and smell, so it could be a good explanation...) Ireland is a wonderful country, though, can't wait to come back there again!
No, seriously, 11:55 dahling. We saw people, PEOPLE, pissing all over the place. Some guy even whipped it out at the Eiffel Tower and began to piss up the side of a bench we were sitting on.
Granted, it was night time and he may have been a tourist. We didn't stop to ask him mid-stream.
(In all honesty though I would go back to Paris in a heartbeat just to have my French dissed again by the natives, smell and all)
Holy shit! Kermit and his friends are really coming out of the woodwork today!
The French would have had no problem with us or anyone else if they didn't talk such trash, and then not back it up. Therefore, it is France's fault for every posting here that "offends" them, damn wussy euro fags.
I couldn't be prouder than to read the supportive American comments left on this site. On a celebrity gossip site at that! Wow. You have made my day, even without the US Gold. Thank you all. Make your voices heard.
Congratulations to the US swim team on the amazing victory! I have no problem with talking smack, obviously it didn't hurt our chances. I'm really glad that someone was rational to point out that we didn't exactly school them since the entire race came down to who stretched their arm farther to touch the wall first. It's what made it such an amazing race.
I had met Michael Phelps out and about last summer in Baltimore and, while he is not the most attractive man in the world, he was INCREDIBLY gracious and well-mannered. Not at all arrogant. He seems like a very good man.
man, you guys are uptight! every team trash talks every other team and one of em always has to eat their words. that's sports. happened to the american men's basketball team in '04. they were (and are) the best basketball team in the world, yet they took bronze after proclaiming easy victories, and i doubt italy and argentina spent the next week online bantering away about how dirty new york city is. seriously, lighten up. you're gonna have a stroke.
"No, actually it's quite clear you stuck your foot in your mouth just like that French asshole you're happy to defend. Go move to France if you hate America so much. "
Typical ignorant stupidity by taking a sentence I wrote and making a bunch of shit up about it. Not only did I not defend any Frenchmen - be they assholes or not - or say I hated America, but I also don't even live in the US.
Let's all get our facts straight before launching into a place of douchetude only previously inhabited by our good, cowardly friend anonymous.
“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then.”
can you name ONE usa sport star who is not a subject to doping? usa only talks big about doping, but they still refuse to establish european anti doping standards. ridiculous! i have no respect for such doping wins.
I'm french and so sad to read this message ... and all the comments (from french people and other nationality). Why are you so full of hatred ? Yes we lose in swimming, we have a bad president, we eat cheese, etc etc, we have a lot of fault. But we are human like you ... Nobody's perfect, stop this war please !! :(
Dear France, Don't feel to bad about this latest ass kicking.I've read that mens naked leap frog will be a sport in 2012.You guys are sure to gold then. Should you not field a team for that sport,you'll always have Tea bagging. As always,go 69 yourself.
Years ago when I used to work serving drinks at a very popular establishment in Tarrana (Ontareeah) we used to have a rule. If a guy was lucid enough to fire back a half decent dig at you when you tried to cut him off he could probably go one more drink. Nine times out of ten they couldn't and we'd either get called fat or "fukkenretarded".
If you couldn't do better than calling me "fukkenretarded" then you magically lost your drink when I got you to look the other way. Sometimes you magically lost your car keys as well.
(Personally, I blamed Labatt XXX at the time)
And you'd be welcome to piss in forsythia any time, dear. Just not in the pool. No pissing in Little Lake Nipissing.
August 12, 2008 10:45:49 & 11:03:25: I don't know if your ignorant, stupid, or just regurgitating phrases you learned from Rush Limbaugh, but I suggest you start learning to think and speak for yourselves because you couldn't be more wrong. Willa Dodge was incorrect, but closer than you. Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism. THAT distinction would go to my fellow veterans who risked or forfeited their lives. Dissent is, however, an obligation and duty of every American. It simply means to disagree; to differ in opinion. When Antonin Scalia(conservative) or Ruth Bader Ginsburg(liberal) writes a dissenting opinion, they are doing their duty as citizens and Supreme Court Justices. The Founding Fathers set up checks and balances because dissenting opinions are inherent in the democratic process. They themselves expressed patriotic dissent for years, before deciding to commit treason by writing a Declaration of Independence. Treason is NOT the highest form of dissent. It's a willful act to overthrow the government far exceeding dissent (U.S. Constitution, Art.3). So call that political pundit and tell him he's being unpatriotic by willfully misleading you. Patriotism quite simply is love and devotion to one's country. Considering Lincoln's words,"last full measure of devotion", from The Gettysburg Address, veterans have shown the highest form of patriotism.
Kermit the frog thinks the French smell like dog poo. Mr. Phelps should trade up some of those gold medals to fix his snaggle teeth. He looks like a rabid dog about to take a giant shit.
A) I watched the race and was under the impression that Phelps swam his leg of the race in record breaking time, or at least, he was definitely at the wall first. So the bullshit that he didn't 'do anything' in that race is stupid.
B) He acted fine and he shook the French teams hand afterwards so STFU about him 'overdoing it'.
C) I'm a liberal and I love my country, so find a new slogan asshat, Rush loving "anonymous" conservative poster(s). Or at least come to a point of view without the help of talk radio.
D) I too, would do unspeakable things to that young lithe body of his....
but i love phelps AND the french... phelps is an incredible swimmer with sexy muscles and potentially 'interesting' double jointed skills and the french gave me chanel (and the bikini), debussy and the smurfs. oh and i'm british (that means i'm DEFINITELY not allowed to like the americans or french right?)
When I vacationed(went on Holiday!) in England, I was treated extremely well by all of the English people. When I came back I told everyone. Most Americans I know like England and it's people,too. I can't wait to go back!!! Also, bangers and mash, cream tea, and Stonehenge rocks!!!!!
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Leave Your CommentI am french and I fuck you!!!!! you suck, your site too, your comments too. Fucking ignorant, I am sure you are fat and ugly!!!!
By frenchgirlwhofucksyou, on August 11, 2008 13:03:43
I am not gay or anything but that dude is fucking ripped,,,,
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:06:29
That French guy started this by talking shit to the press. He should have shut his fat frog eating mouth if he didn't want to look like a moron today.
By GO USA, on August 11, 2008 13:07:34
I think it's great that Phelps won the gold and broke the record, but he looks like he's being kind of a sore winner here. Watching him scream and flex his neck tendons like a mountain giant over and over is a little embarassing.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:07:41
^ Work as hard as they do to qualify for the Olympics and win gold medals or STFU. You'd be exploding with excitement too.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:09:30
Phelps' arm span is over 7 feet long. Dude is a machine.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:12:51
A little embarassing??? He just won a gold metal and set a record in the freaking Olympics, moron.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:18:54
Um, I don't see what the big deal is about the French trash-talking a little before the race. It's all part of the game and I'm sure US teams aren't immune to doing it a little themselves. Hell, we invented it. Fact is, both teams swam their asses off and smashed world and olympic records to pieces.
Congrats to the Speedo corporation.
By Fred, on August 11, 2008 13:19:01
If you didn't see the race, it was....seriously...unbelievable. He's got a right to go apeshiat. It wasn't Phelps that "won" the race, it was a washed up 2-times-prior Olympian who had sucked in both his prior Olympics. Even the teams that came in 3rd and 4th broke the prior world record. And, the U.S. was not favored....they were hoping for a bronze at best.
One of the best Olympic moments I've ever seen....especially since the French were running their grills all week about how they were going to destroy the U.S. relay team.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:26:55
Who invented shit talking? The USA didn't invent it. I thought you were from Canada, Fred? Did you mean Canada invented it?
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:26:57
Nobody here watched the race, the French had the lead all the way until the last 100m and the guy who was doing all the shit was winning. Our guy can't remember his name came from behind it was insane how he caught up and past him. Great event nothing like whooping the French! haha
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:27:11
"never won anything that matters"? So much for the '98 World Cup, I guess. You know, for the world's most popular and closely-followed sport.
By Enough Already, on August 11, 2008 13:28:00
Ha Ha Ha!!! Stupid cheese eating surrender monkeys!!
By Troy, on August 11, 2008 13:28:53
I stayed up late to watch it even though I had to wake up at 4 am PST to go to work today. It was worth it!!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:28:57
That was a sweet, sweet moment. Seeing all those pinched-looking French people raised it to epic levels.
By HussyFit, on August 11, 2008 13:30:08
"Congrats to the Speedo corporation."
I couldn't say it better...
What's next? Spring shoes for gymnasts?? lol
By joejoe, on August 11, 2008 13:37:11
oui oui, poo poo
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:39:26
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! Woohoo! To the first commenter...Yeah I'm sure you fuck me, I'm sure you fuck everybody being from france you whore. Shut up!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:43:25
13:26:57- I'm American. But it is possible the canucks invented trash-talking, though I kind of doubt it. "Hey, Take off, hey.... hoser."
Nahhh, I don't really see it.
By Fred, on August 11, 2008 13:46:36
Phelps is fuckably hot. I would do very naughty things to those sexy jug ears of his!
Um, anyway, the race was really unbelievable, his joy seemed very genuine and not like gloating at all. He seemd happy for his teamates. He could have gloated if he wanted on the podium b/c he was standing right next to the Frenchie who did all the trash talking.
The trash talk is fun, makes it more exciting to watch the events. Like Argentina saying they were going to crush the USA men's basketball team. It's all in good fun.
By Willa Dodge, on August 11, 2008 13:47:59
AMERICA! Fuck Yeah!
By thebig28, on August 11, 2008 13:50:39
I hope those cheating 8 year olds on the Chinese women's gymnastics team start talking shit too so the USA women take gold like Phelps and co. did.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 14:02:49
USA walked over to France at the award ceremony to shake their hands. France never made an attempt to walk over and congratulate USA. France = sore losers.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 14:04:58
I watched it live and almost had a heart attack in the last few seconds. It was one of the best moments in Olympic history.
He was not gloating. He was thrilled for his teammates, who worked incredibly hard. Way to go, boys!
Now, those little candy-ass girl gymnasts from the U.S. better step up to the plate and start delivering. If I see one more of those hos fall on their ass one more time on a dismount, I may have to start cheering for the Chinese.
By Athina, on August 11, 2008 14:07:34
I think only one U.S. girl fell on a dismount. 1 fell during a routine. 2 Chinese girls fell during routines but still scored higher than some of the near perfect U.S. performances in the same categories. The scoring was very inconsistent. The judges are corrupt this year.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 14:13:10
go USA
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 14:20:23
Wow. I really never thought I would see this kind of . . . pandering to the lowest common denominator here on IDLYITW.
"Huh huh. . . the French are all stupid frogs . . . they surrendered in WWI. . . huh huh."
I generally find everything on this site to be funny, but the whole "Go go America!" blathering needs to go away and never show up on this site again. Stick with what's good and stay away from international sports please.
Oh yeah, and the video was a bunch of men in speedos hugging each other while other men looked on in dismay. Pretty gay if you ask me.
By Pete Rock, on August 11, 2008 15:07:37
Anonymous 14:13: Scoring for gymnastics has been inconsistent for decades: It's not because everyone hates Americans, it's because the judges are corrupt.
By Pete Rock, on August 11, 2008 15:09:50
haha HELL YEAH !!!
USA BITCHES!!! WOOT WOOT!
IDLYITW kicks almost as much ass as Michael Phelps.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:12:11
There's nothing wrong with patriotism, USA. Keep it up. Don't listen to those America hating liberals who think it's cool to hate your country. Be loud and be proud, and don't say stupid things like those embarrassed French guys did.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:12:25
If you don't love the US Flag, please leave or die. Your choice.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:15:54
"I generally find everything on this site to be funny, but the whole "Go go America!" blathering needs to go away and never show up on this site again. Stick with what's good and stay away from international sports please."
So an American can't take pride in his or her country because it offends you? Fuck off and die.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:17:42
Hey Pete Rock--I think you'd be a lot happier on Perez Hilton, you arrogant, un-American insolent tool.
By the way, the French surrendered in World War TWO, not World War I. Idiot.
By Storm, on August 11, 2008 15:24:36
1. The US team won the gold medal inspite of Phelps, not because of him. Two of his team mates and three of the french guys were faster than him. Jason Lezak swam his 100m almost one and half seconds faster than Phelps.
2. Phelps looks mildly retarded. He could win 200 gold medals and I still wouldn't want to be him.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:30:28
Who the hell are these fags saying Phelps over did it and we need to calm down on the GO AMERICA stuff. Fuck you. Phelps had evry right to go ecstatic! And yea...FUCK the French for talking shit because we just pwned them. Yea...we as in the USA! Fuck everyone else and fuck liberals who nhate their own country...seriously wtf.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:31:29
LOL I knew the "the black guy won more than Phelps" people would be coming soon. You forgot to tell us to vote Obama '08 too. The team won it including Phelps. How many events is Phelps competing in the '08 Olympics and how many has he top ranked in and won medals in so far. Look it up. Just be proud of your U.S. team.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:35:41
the Olympics bring the best of all of us!!
hahaha...really who cares about the Olympics, they're all a bunch of cheaters anyway, the Olympic spirit died after Barcelona 92. Since then nothing but sponsors and the cheaters they endorse.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:36:07
It's nice to see some patriotism. Sad the French men's swimming team had to act like jerks, but so far I've seen some very good sportsmanship between most competitors so far in this Olympics.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:40:53
As far as i know the French did not surrender in WWII - of course you American retards totally missed that typo. Fuck the swimming. Go back to school.
By Europe wooooohooo, on August 11, 2008 15:41:15
Countdown to his positive drug tests in 3, 2, 1...
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:49:29
LOL @ 15:49 The French are so screwed out of their silver metal.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:52:33
I used to be a competitive swimmer and this was the most exciting race EVER. EVERY swimmer on that team pulled through. Relay teams aren't made up of one good swimmer and three that suck. If any one of them weren't on the team they'd be wearing silver or bronze medals today. Pure joy and excitement like that is awesome to watch.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 15:52:51
Don't forget the US team saying "We'll smash the Australians like guitars" in Athens in 2004, and the Aussies subsequently winning that race and putting the Americans in their place. Trash talk is part of the sport, they all do it, and I'm sure they can all take it.
PS I'm not American and Phelps looks like a fungus, but he's a damn good swimmer, no doubt.
By Jimmy, on August 11, 2008 16:05:31
Bah. I'm Canadian and we always do shit in the Summer Olympics medal-wise. I want the Winter Olympics where we actually stand damn good chances! And no, we didn't invent trash talking...unless we were really drunk at the time and don't remember. Coulda happened.
Oh, and celebrate your wins USA! I don't mind one bit (unless it's hockey and you beat us. Then I hate you all. Hate you so much. Get revenge on world.) I mean, most athletes at the Olympics busted their asses to get there and are competing against themselves as much as against others. A win is worth gloating and celebrating over!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 16:28:11
"...dressed as a mime."
Todd, you're my hero!!!!!!!!!
By gregarb, on August 11, 2008 16:30:34
The French didn't surrender in WWII, they were DEFEATED, just like they were defeated today (yesterday?).
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 17:14:11
"So an American can't take pride in his or her country because it offends you? Fuck off and die."
No, you fuck off and die. You can very well take pride in your country winning and say it loud. However no need to put down the other team using irrelevant comments about WWII or other, especially after such a great race.
It's just basic sense of sportsmanship.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 17:20:37
Why did this have to degenerate into a liberal bashing thread? I consider myself politically liberal. I love my country, but I sure as hell don't trust our government. Remember kids, dissent is the HIGHEST form of patriotism!
And I still want to lick Phelps all over...
By Willa Dodge, on August 11, 2008 17:24:28
^^ yep after the "guitar smashing" comments the whole of Australia had the same vibes as the US does right now over your win on France.
Well done. Was a great race and the best team won. Simple as that.
By Aussie, on August 11, 2008 17:36:39
OK, let's get things straight, i'm french and yes i agree with some people on that forum, the guy shouldn't have talked bfore the competition, but c'mon ! learn your history with WWII, remember who deliver the US in the 1st place, Lafayette, guys !!! You were only second in rescueing us. And dont forget your french fries, french kiss, french manicure, and other french words you are using !
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 18:06:26
With Phelps' body, I'd put a sack over his head and tap him over and over and over..
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm money, money, money. Makes him even sexier.
Those arrogant FROGS? Very, very UNSEXY.
By Sami, on August 11, 2008 18:40:13
FUCK FRANCE.Put on a beret and go 69 yourself.
By AMERICAN, on August 11, 2008 18:49:12
I love your site it shows everyone what a dumb nation you and your folks are.
Vive la France!
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 19:16:36
You could tell that trash-talking dude was writhing when the race was over and his ass got owned.
But strictly speaking it wasn't Phelps, it was the guy who swam at the end -- that dude just let rip with every ounce of adrenaline he had! He looked exhausted, but his teammates were going crazy.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 19:24:29
USA almost lost because of the black guy he was so fucking slow what the hell is a black guy doing in a swiming team they can't swim that well, just look at that tv show FEAR FACTOR and everytime there was a pool or lake the black guy would lose hahaha the last guy in the USA team WON for the team
By blacks can't swim, on August 11, 2008 20:29:42
damn hot bod.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 20:43:33
Does someone remember it's about sport ??? Alain Bernard shouldn't have told shit but he wasn't talking about your whole country. He was just talking about the swimming team. So please don't feel hurt ! And please remember you weren't in that team :-)
What's the matter with us ? What's the link with WWII ? What are you waiting from french people ? I used to enjoy reading your satiric news but I must say I'm dispointed by such easy attacks ! Does it helps frienship between people ?
Once again it's just about sport !!!
Oh yes... we lost. Congrats to you US guys.
By Xavier, on August 11, 2008 22:11:08
Do you really need to give Michael Phelps more motivation by talking shit about how you're going to smoke him in the pool? Smarten up French swimmer guy. You could have been wearing a gold medal around your neck and broken Phelps' chance for 9 gold medals. Now you are just another 2nd place finisher to Phelps and his posse.
By Choss Guy, on August 11, 2008 23:41:44
Of course everyone trash talks a bit before a competition, all we're trying to say is that you need to be fully prepared to have it shoved in your face when you lose! HA HA!
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless America.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 00:14:17
Type "french military victories" into google and click "I'm Feeling Lucky".
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 01:36:13
Yeah, the French swimming team sucks.
BUT at least they haven't anyone in their team who gained about three shoe sizes between the age of 20 and 22. Not to mention the giant hands.
But noooooo, that's just normal. No bull hormons here, dude.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 02:29:24
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 13:07:41
Dude, if I won a gold medal, smashed a world record AND got to serve a big can of 'fuck you' to a dude talking shit about me and my team I would have had a bullhorn ready do I could blast me screams of joy directly in his ear.
@By Enough Already, on August 11, 2008 13:28:00
..and the European Championship in 2000...
...of course it took a naturalized Algerian who also happens to be the greatest footballer of all time (Zidane), but yeah, it was all France there baby.
By Europe wooooohooo, on August 11, 2008 15:41:15
I guess technically you are right since they were routed and pounded into the dust and there was no need for surrender since no one but a few farmers calling themselves the 'French Resistance' were left. (I'm just wondering were that 'resistance' was when the Panzers were steam rolling down the Champs Elysee)
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 02:42:19
That is one freaky looking butt ugly dude.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 03:40:03
That is one freaky looking butt ugly dude.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 03:40:07
never won anything that matters"? So much for the '98 World Cup, I guess."
Exactly. The 98 World Cup doesn't matter. Soccer/Football doesn't matter, because it's gay. Who cares if the rest of the world likes it - the rest of the world likes speedos, Michael Jackson and Baywatch too. There's a reason America rules and that's because we're always right ... and we're right when we laugh at French girlie men talking smack.
By FrenchWarHero, on August 12, 2008 04:23:02
Man, you've got to love the Olympics..Brings the best out of every nation.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 05:30:08
16:28 (and Fred), I'm pretty sure we Canadians invented alcohol-induced incoherence. Trash talking might've come out of there somewheres.
Take, for example, when one has been cut off at the bar:
"Fuck yooouuu...I'm not...uhhh...I'm nohdrunk. Yeer drunk. And FAT. Gemme a beer, fattie. Ya fat, fat FATTIE. Wha? I'm jusss kiddin'. Yer not fat. Yer Mamas FAT. Yer not fat. Can...I have anutherbeerplease? No? Well...fuckyoufattie. I'm goinsomewhereselse. Wherzmakeys?"
I agree with Willa. Seven foot arm span? I wanna lick his pert little nipples. And whatever else happens to stand up.
By Vigilante, on August 12, 2008 06:00:27
Storm an anonymous 15:17: Let;s clear up a couple of things.
1. Perez Hilton has always been, and will always be, a gigantic bag of douche who thinks he deserves to be a celebrity simply because he talks about them. He is generally unfunny and is a leech on society. I would never enjoy there.
2. I'm sure it's quite clear that I simply missed the second "I". Even if I hadn't been taught about it in school, I'm sure that all the tired and lame-ass French jokes being tossed around would have filled me in.
3. I don't take offense to people taking pride in their country, I just didn't find it funny or erotic in the very least. Let's be honest, I come on this site to laugh my ass off or check out hot chicks so it was a major let-down. If you still want to tell me fuck off then go ahead; I'll cry about it later.
By Pete Rock, on August 12, 2008 06:08:59
Didn't France win the World Cup in 1998? I think that matters. Of course that's only one thing.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 08:46:13
"Stupid cheese eating surrender monkeys!!"
Holy crap that's funny.
By Kate, on August 12, 2008 08:58:47
Damn Phelps look like the black lagoon monster in that pic the bastard looks horrible hahaha but he will win all 8 gold medals with ease
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 09:14:41
When will people learn trashtalking only makes the people you are trashing. A better way would be to keep your mouth shut and let your actions do the talking. Glad the USA kicked their butts though.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 09:47:23
Phelps sure shut the French up. LMAO!
By France smells, on August 12, 2008 09:49:13
Ok, first off. Who ever said shit about the black dude not belonging on the team watches too much MTV. Color means nothing. I know our media says white guys cant do this and that and black guys cant do that. Thats all bull. Hard work means you can do anything.
The French should STFU. This guy is the best swimmer of ALL TIME period. It was a great race and the French swam great but the effort by the last swimmer was amazing and based on that anyone would have been pretty excited. Phelps is never a bad winner, never. He was as excited as everyone else who watched that last 50 meters. Wow, that was why we watch!!! As a American I love all the athletes from all the countrys. I feel good for all the winners and those who made it this far.
Unlike our entertainment business these people work hard and have talant. While someone else writes Madonnas songs and Alba lines these people do it all.
So French guy way up at the top...get a clue...
By markeeoo, on August 12, 2008 10:02:54
Now when we are watching the Olympics and the USA does something great we say "Suck it France" for good luck even if it is an event that the French aren't competing in.
By ranish, on August 12, 2008 10:14:07
I think we're all losing focus on the imporant point here - that France sucks balls. That's what you get for biting our ankles while you hide under our skirts, you backstabbing, sissified, snail eaters.
By McBain, on August 12, 2008 10:38:07
"Why did this have to degenerate into a liberal bashing thread? I consider myself politically liberal. I love my country, but I sure as hell don't trust our government. Remember kids, dissent is the HIGHEST form of patriotism!"
Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism you twit because TREASON is the highest form of DISSENT. Is it that hard to believe that some people, almost exclusively liberals, truly do not want to see America dominate the coming century? That's by definition anti-patriotism. But hey, you heard that stupid liberal quote from the mouth of some left wing(nut) talking head, so it must be true!
Michael Phelps pwns Michael Moore.
Just saying.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:45:49
"frenchgirlwhofucksyou" your name says it all about you and every other french female. Are you a hooker or just plain stupid? Can't you people lose gracefully? Oh, and us American women look just fine, thank you.
By BORN PROUD, USA, on August 12, 2008 10:56:14
"2. I'm sure it's quite clear that I simply missed the second "I"."
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No, actually it's quite clear you stuck your foot in your mouth just like that French asshole you're happy to defend. Go move to France if you hate America so much.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:57:07
Michael Phelps I am so proud of you, I cried.
By BORN PROUD, USA, on August 12, 2008 10:57:15
so ... you realize that win was only by a couple HUNDREDTHS of a second, right? hardly an "own." more like a lucky break, especially considering that the americans were losing that race on every single lap, and only pulled it out AT that final millisecond, and oh yeah, it wasn't even michael phelps who was finishing, either. so basically, um, more like a fail.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:59:21
"Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism you twit because TREASON is the highest form of DISSENT. Is it that hard to believe that some people, almost exclusively liberals, truly do not want to see America dominate the coming century? That's by definition anti-patriotism. But hey, you heard that stupid liberal quote from the mouth of some left wing(nut) talking head, so it must be true!
Michael Phelps pwns Michael Moore.
Just saying.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:45:49"
Well said. I swear all the ultra-liberal universities and their Marxist anti-American propaganda spreading professors need to be burned to the ground. They should start with UC Berkeley.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:03:25
@ anon 10:59:21:
Um, it's called pacing yourself. You let the other people tire themselves out, then turn the burners on high and take the win at the end. Nice try, loser. You fail.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:05:47
I visited France when I went to Europe and it was discusting! It smelled bad and no one there knew how to cook. EVERY SINGLE THING WE BOUGHT HAD NO TASTE! It was like eating card board. No wonder they don't have weight problem because nothing there taste good! The people all had weird looking faces and the men stunk and the women had hairy legs. JUST NASTY PEOPLE! I was so glad to get out of there and back to Ireland it wasn't even funny!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:25:08
Michael wanted to win by just a finger tip...why? Because he wanted that deformed face big mouth bernard to think about it for the rest of his pathetic life. LOL
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:27:16
@11:25...
Well, Hellooooo Ireland. How things at home?
I'm not going to bash the French too much because I love their "Holier Than Thou" attitudes, but I will tell you that after visiting Paris I threw my shoes out. Actually, I threw them out at the airport. Why? Because it just seemed that everywhere I turned someone was pissing on the sidewalk. Even at the Louvre, for Chrissakes! Men AND women were doing it.
It was gross. And it's probably why it smelled so bad, Ireland me mate.
By Vigilante, on August 12, 2008 11:37:55
Dear Fucking Americans,
Bernard is the 2ND best time in the heats of 100 m.He will won thursay and you'll be such foolish!!!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:43:41
France is a disgusting country. It looks so pretty in pictures, then you go visit and it smells like urine, feces, body odor, and trash everywhere you go. I don't know why the French are so conceited when they live in such a disgusting place, but they talk trash about every other country. If you ever travel Europe just skip France. Visit it in pictures or on the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland instead.
By Travel Channel, on August 12, 2008 11:45:04
"Dear Fucking Americans,
Bernard is the 2ND best time in the heats of 100 m.He will won thursay and you'll be such foolish!!!"
Dear Fucking French Sore Loser,
Please be prepared to eat your words along with all the other loathsome things you put in your mouth like snails and frog legs.
Signed,
A Proud Fucking American
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:50:07
Congrats to the US swimming team! They were clearly the best one!
I'm french and it's pretty stupid to bash France just because some stupid arrogant jackasses who claimed they swim so much faster than the other ones!
It's Olympic games, for crying out loud, it should be a competition, not a war!
BTW, French food is good actually (and French women have no hairy legs or armpits...you may have met tourists!)
Pissing on the sidewalk? Come on! Are you confusing dogs with actual people (dogs are hairy and smell, so it could be a good explanation...)
Ireland is a wonderful country, though, can't wait to come back there again!
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 11:55:03
No, seriously, 11:55 dahling. We saw people, PEOPLE, pissing all over the place. Some guy even whipped it out at the Eiffel Tower and began to piss up the side of a bench we were sitting on.
Granted, it was night time and he may have been a tourist. We didn't stop to ask him mid-stream.
(In all honesty though I would go back to Paris in a heartbeat just to have my French dissed again by the natives, smell and all)
By Vigilante, on August 12, 2008 12:04:24
Holy shit! Kermit and his friends are really coming out of the woodwork today!
The French would have had no problem with us or anyone else if they didn't talk such trash, and then not back it up. Therefore, it is France's fault for every posting here that "offends" them, damn wussy euro fags.
By Storm, on August 12, 2008 12:07:33
anyone have a link to the video?
i clicked on it and it says "video no longer available..."
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 12:43:56
I couldn't be prouder than to read the supportive American comments left on this site. On a celebrity gossip site at that! Wow. You have made my day, even without the US Gold. Thank you all. Make your voices heard.
God bless the US
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 13:03:07
Congratulations to the US swim team on the amazing victory! I have no problem with talking smack, obviously it didn't hurt our chances. I'm really glad that someone was rational to point out that we didn't exactly school them since the entire race came down to who stretched their arm farther to touch the wall first. It's what made it such an amazing race.
I had met Michael Phelps out and about last summer in Baltimore and, while he is not the most attractive man in the world, he was INCREDIBLY gracious and well-mannered. Not at all arrogant. He seems like a very good man.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 13:03:32
man, you guys are uptight! every team trash talks every other team and one of em always has to eat their words. that's sports. happened to the american men's basketball team in '04. they were (and are) the best basketball team in the world, yet they took bronze after proclaiming easy victories, and i doubt italy and argentina spent the next week online bantering away about how dirty new york city is. seriously, lighten up. you're gonna have a stroke.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 13:13:11
Michael Phelps is just ridiculous and Lezak was ridiculous in that last lap...
anyone who has ever done competitive swimming knowns how difficult it is to come from behind like that... amazing stuff
and I agree- if you're gonna talk shit you better be able to back it up
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 13:18:17
"Didn't France win the World Cup in 1998? I think that matters. Of course that's only one thing."
Hate to break it to you but no one in America gives a shit about soccer. Sorry.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 13:20:45
"No, actually it's quite clear you stuck your foot in your mouth just like that French asshole you're happy to defend. Go move to France if you hate America so much. "
Typical ignorant stupidity by taking a sentence I wrote and making a bunch of shit up about it. Not only did I not defend any Frenchmen - be they assholes or not - or say I hated America, but I also don't even live in the US.
Let's all get our facts straight before launching into a place of douchetude only previously inhabited by our good, cowardly friend anonymous.
By Pete Rock, on August 12, 2008 13:37:12
“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then.”
By Thomas Jefferson, on August 12, 2008 14:35:24
I would hardly call historian Howard Zinn a "some left wing(nut) talking head" you anonymous pussy.
By Willa Dodge, on August 12, 2008 14:36:27
can you name ONE usa sport star who is not a subject to doping? usa only talks big about doping, but they still refuse to establish european anti doping standards. ridiculous! i have no respect for such doping wins.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 15:08:06
if only those speedos would slip down as he's coming out of the water....i've dreamed about that for 4 years.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 17:28:05
I'm french and so sad to read this message ... and all the comments (from french people and other nationality). Why are you so full of hatred ?
Yes we lose in swimming, we have a bad president, we eat cheese, etc etc, we have a lot of fault. But we are human like you ... Nobody's perfect, stop this war please !! :(
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 17:40:14
By all accounts, Phelps is a nice, decent guy and a hell of an athlete. And hot too.
Nice to see someone posted about who deserves to be famous.
By Hyperbole, on August 12, 2008 18:28:00
at least the french didn't run.They have ran or surrendered in every major war that their country has ever seen.
By Hells Anus, on August 12, 2008 19:19:49
Dear France,
Don't feel to bad about this latest ass kicking.I've read that mens naked leap frog will be a sport in 2012.You guys are sure to gold then.
Should you not field a team for that sport,you'll always have Tea bagging.
As always,go 69 yourself.
By AMERICA, on August 12, 2008 22:08:56
VIG:
You are soooooooooooooooooo fuckin' hilarious!!! Is calling someone, fattie", in it's various forms, REALLY the number 1 burn in Canada?
Also, what number am I on this list?:
"I wanna lick his pert little nipples. And whatever else happens to stand up."
I was in a swimming pool, once. I was planning on jumping the fence into yours, sometime! (I promise not to pee in the bushes or the pool).
By gregarb, on August 13, 2008 05:49:10
1 good thing to come out of France: Melissa Therieu (sp?). Hot ass news woman.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 09:07:01
Thank you, G dahling!
Years ago when I used to work serving drinks at a very popular establishment in Tarrana (Ontareeah) we used to have a rule. If a guy was lucid enough to fire back a half decent dig at you when you tried to cut him off he could probably go one more drink. Nine times out of ten they couldn't and we'd either get called fat or "fukkenretarded".
If you couldn't do better than calling me "fukkenretarded" then you magically lost your drink when I got you to look the other way. Sometimes you magically lost your car keys as well.
(Personally, I blamed Labatt XXX at the time)
And you'd be welcome to piss in forsythia any time, dear. Just not in the pool. No pissing in Little Lake Nipissing.
By Vigilante, on August 13, 2008 09:25:29
August 12, 2008 10:45:49 & 11:03:25:
I don't know if your ignorant, stupid, or just regurgitating phrases you learned from Rush Limbaugh, but I suggest you start learning to think and speak for yourselves because you couldn't be more wrong. Willa Dodge was incorrect, but closer than you. Dissent is not the highest form of patriotism. THAT distinction would go to my fellow veterans who risked or forfeited their lives. Dissent is, however, an obligation and duty of every American. It simply means to disagree; to differ in opinion. When Antonin Scalia(conservative) or Ruth Bader Ginsburg(liberal) writes a dissenting opinion, they are doing their duty as citizens and Supreme Court Justices. The Founding Fathers set up checks and balances because dissenting opinions are inherent in the democratic process. They themselves expressed patriotic dissent for years, before deciding to commit treason by writing a Declaration of Independence. Treason is NOT the highest form of dissent. It's a willful act to overthrow the government far exceeding dissent (U.S. Constitution, Art.3). So call that political pundit and tell him he's being unpatriotic by willfully misleading you. Patriotism quite simply is love and devotion to one's country. Considering Lincoln's words,"last full measure of devotion", from The Gettysburg Address, veterans have shown the highest form of patriotism.
By gregarb, on August 13, 2008 09:45:18
"Your" should be "you're" in the 1st line...sorry!
By gregarb, on August 13, 2008 10:02:35
Keith Tiersen is hotter.
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:44:19
Kermit the frog thinks the French smell like dog poo. Mr. Phelps should trade up some of those gold medals to fix his snaggle teeth. He looks like a rabid dog about to take a giant shit.
By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 06:46:41
A) I watched the race and was under the impression that Phelps swam his leg of the race in record breaking time, or at least, he was definitely at the wall first. So the bullshit that he didn't 'do anything' in that race is stupid.
B) He acted fine and he shook the French teams hand afterwards so STFU about him 'overdoing it'.
C) I'm a liberal and I love my country, so find a new slogan asshat, Rush loving "anonymous" conservative poster(s). Or at least come to a point of view without the help of talk radio.
D) I too, would do unspeakable things to that young lithe body of his....
By JMR, on August 14, 2008 10:49:17
but i love phelps AND the french... phelps is an incredible swimmer with sexy muscles and potentially 'interesting' double jointed skills and the french gave me chanel (and the bikini), debussy and the smurfs. oh and i'm british (that means i'm DEFINITELY not allowed to like the americans or french right?)
By katiefromenglandpippip, on August 15, 2008 13:12:17
katiefromenglandpippip:
When I vacationed(went on Holiday!) in England, I was treated extremely well by all of the English people. When I came back I told everyone. Most Americans I know like England and it's people,too. I can't wait to go back!!! Also, bangers and mash, cream tea, and Stonehenge rocks!!!!!
By gregarb loves clotted cream, on August 15, 2008 23:42:48
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