don't have an ounce of pornographic content to them.
Jeez, if I were that girl I'd be pretty fucking insulted. Here she is, completely naked except for that, that festoonery, wearing a truckload of makeup, giving you her best "Hey, sailor" expression, and their response is "Sorry, Jane Hathaway, you've just made every man in Venezuela completely flaccid. In fact, their penises have bent so far backwards, they will never be able to sit normally again. Congratulations on winning the pageant, though, Ugly Betty!"
These pageants are stupid...many of these women are not beautiful. These competitions are superficial--the whole point is that the winner must be perceived as "beautiful"...so it is funny when the chicks in these are not.
"Not only would they take Britney's crown away, she'd be put in stocks in the town square and the village children would be given rocks to stone her." ------ Stop reading my dream journal.
You can attempt to inverse the logic if you like, it just gets tedious to read comments time and again about various hot chicks and have female posters try to say she is not.
If you want to say she looks a little trashy in that pic, that might be open to conjecture - but trying to say she is ugly is just craziness.
Esta chica es muy guapa!!!! Little Miss Sunshine(aka Senorita Sol Alegria Pequeno, aka Little Miss Tissepotte): Usted es incorrecto. No es Juanita Hathaway(lol). Es Ginger, la estrella de peliculas. Es verdad que usted es muy bonita tambien(Joan Rivers o no Joan Rivers). Yo leo todas que usted escribir todos los dias. Usted es La Reina Magnifica!! Buenos Lutefisk!!!
I refuse to believe this tranny looking dude is a lady, dear god if this is what's considered universally beautiful then we have all collectively gone blind and insane.
TAKE HER CROWN AWAY THE BITCH GOT NAKED DAMN IT what the hell happen to the rules where it said that the girls had to be CLEAN and not slutty no boyfriends no husbands no dicks in any of their holes ,now you got some whore kissing another one in VEGAS and now this bitch posing naked and the idiots don't do shit about it ,next year a PORN STAR will be the new miss universe
Miss Albania was the most beautiful one this year and she didn't win, Dayana Mendoza looks like a tranny. Matilda Mecini the Albanian one looked like an angel.
Miss Albania was the most beautiful one this year and she didn't win, Dayana Mendoza looks like a tranny. Matilda Mecini the Albanian one looked like an angel.
When are people gonna realise slutty does not = beautiful. And beautiful girls shouldn't have to act slutty. It's just wanking material really for the desperate men that havn't got a lay in a while. They have a subscription to maxim as well.
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentPeople still care about the Miss Universe pageant?
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 11:11:01
She is not very attractive. Nudity would have been a dramatic improvement, I imagine.
By 789, on August 8, 2008 11:11:53
don't have an ounce of pornographic content to them.
Jeez, if I were that girl I'd be pretty fucking insulted. Here she is, completely naked except for that, that festoonery, wearing a truckload of makeup, giving you her best "Hey, sailor" expression, and their response is "Sorry, Jane Hathaway, you've just made every man in Venezuela completely flaccid. In fact, their penises have bent so far backwards, they will never be able to sit normally again. Congratulations on winning the pageant, though, Ugly Betty!"
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 8, 2008 11:18:33
Oh Todd, what I would pay for a gender detector that you could use to filter comments from truly ugly women.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on August 8, 2008 12:09:38
This is supposed to be a universally beautiful woman? Sorry, I'll take the Jessica Simpson tranny-tastic look any day over this waify dink.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 8, 2008 12:11:28
It's a man, baby!
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:14:06
Inversing that logic, since I don't like Joan Rivers' looks much, I must be beautiful.
Right?
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 8, 2008 12:18:53
Something about her mouth and cheekbones is so David Bowie. It's kind of freaking me out.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 12:22:16
Isn't there a rule that says Miss Universe should be hot?
By Fred, on August 8, 2008 12:24:40
On a page full of fugly chicks,including Clay,Shes the best looking one by far.
Mustache rides are free.
By ramrod, on August 8, 2008 12:32:39
"In fact, their penises have bent so far backwards, they will never be able to sit normally again."
BRILLIANT...kudos to you, Miss Sunshine.
she looks a little like Lisa Marie Presley in that top pic.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:02:55
These pageants are stupid...many of these women are not beautiful. These competitions are superficial--the whole point is that the winner must be perceived as "beautiful"...so it is funny when the chicks in these are not.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:09:17
she hot.
in the 1st pick she says how thick is her dick.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:45:36
"Not only would they take Britney's crown away, she'd be put in stocks in the town square and the village children would be given rocks to stone her."
------
Stop reading my dream journal.
By anonymous, on August 8, 2008 13:46:43
@LMS
You can attempt to inverse the logic if you like, it just gets tedious to read comments time and again about various hot chicks and have female posters try to say she is not.
If you want to say she looks a little trashy in that pic, that might be open to conjecture - but trying to say she is ugly is just craziness.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on August 8, 2008 14:01:43
Esta chica es muy guapa!!!! Little Miss Sunshine(aka Senorita Sol Alegria Pequeno, aka Little Miss Tissepotte): Usted es incorrecto. No es Juanita Hathaway(lol). Es Ginger, la estrella de peliculas. Es verdad que usted es muy bonita tambien(Joan Rivers o no Joan Rivers). Yo leo todas que usted escribir todos los dias. Usted es La Reina Magnifica!! Buenos Lutefisk!!!
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on August 8, 2008 16:14:55
I refuse to believe this tranny looking dude is a lady, dear god if this is what's considered universally beautiful then we have all collectively gone blind and insane.
By NubianGoddez, on August 8, 2008 18:56:39
i want that dresss...where did he get it from?!?
By anonymous, on August 9, 2008 09:08:48
TAKE HER CROWN AWAY THE BITCH GOT NAKED DAMN IT what the hell happen to the rules where it said that the girls had to be CLEAN and not slutty no boyfriends no husbands no dicks in any of their holes ,now you got some whore kissing another one in VEGAS and now this bitch posing naked and the idiots don't do shit about it ,next year a PORN STAR will be the new miss universe
By skanks and sluts need to apply, on August 9, 2008 16:22:52
y'all are crazy. She is beautiful.
By Suzie, on August 9, 2008 19:25:23
look at those mile long legs!!!
By anonymous, on August 10, 2008 10:25:24
Holy shit you know who she reminds me of? David Havok, the lead singer from AFI. If only she was pale and had tattoos. Wow.
By anonymous, on August 10, 2008 13:39:31
Miss Albania was the most beautiful one this year and she didn't win, Dayana Mendoza looks like a tranny. Matilda Mecini the Albanian one looked like an angel.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 23:14:15
Miss Albania was the most beautiful one this year and she didn't win, Dayana Mendoza looks like a tranny. Matilda Mecini the Albanian one looked like an angel.
By anonymous, on August 11, 2008 23:14:35
She posed nude in a picture. Big deal. People still watch Miss Universe? Whatever.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 09:56:05
When are people gonna realise slutty does not = beautiful. And beautiful girls shouldn't have to act slutty. It's just wanking material really for the desperate men that havn't got a lay in a while. They have a subscription to maxim as well.
By anonymous, on August 12, 2008 10:13:45
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