He should be able to rape the women of every other country in the world, by law. (As long as they are "7" or above, of course. Fatties need not apply).
No, "anonymous", wrong wrong wrong. He's the best swimmer of all time, not a marauding racist rapist. I will say however that his new girlfriend is seven kinds of hot. (eight?)
How about that mens' relay though? How retarded can you get?! Darvis Patton, you fool.
"How about that mens' relay though? How retarded can you get?! Darvis Patton, you fool."
Damn! One day you be a nobody swim club nerd, then you gets a few gold medalses, and all the wominses gots the poontang(dat's chinese talk) samwich for you. Hey, pretty ladieses, I gots 8 gol teepheses in my griol, an I defimally wont drop my baton dis time (if youse know what I means, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha). Call me.
Phelps is a super athelete, but damn that boy ugly as hell.
By NubianGoddez, on August 22, 2008 14:56:43
He sure is. It is amazing what 8 gold medals and tons of money to be made in endorsements can all of a sudden make him seem hot to some money grubbing ladies.
And while I think Phelps is pretty fug, come on, is it any worse than young women dating Hugh Hefner? At least Phelps wouldn't have a cock that exploded into dust...hopefully.
"...do you realize that Phelps is set to get $100 million in endorsements?"
He's already a multi-millionaire, and will definitely make millions more in the next 2 years. The $100 million figure is his "projected lifetime" earnings if, and only if, he develops a popular persona that people continue to relate to like Mary Lou Retton and Bruce Jenner. Mark Spitz never did, and his marketability ended as quickly as it started. When was the last time you bought a box of Wheaties because Mark Spitz said so?
I heard he had a gf back home and even saw a picture. She is beautiful, yet a civilian. Of course now with his new found fame every female is going to want to fuck him, that includes Hollywood bimbos. As far as looks go, I think Ryan Lochte and that Eamon Sullivan are way hotter. Phelps looks good in some pictures, but his face does lack. But damn his body is banging.
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Leave Your CommentHe should be able to rape the women of every other country in the world, by law. (As long as they are "7" or above, of course. Fatties need not apply).
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:24:56
USA, fuck yeah! Bang this Rice skank and move on to the next, kiddo. Don't stop till you have STDs from every shade of pussy on the planet.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:27:46
No, "anonymous", wrong wrong wrong. He's the best swimmer of all time, not a marauding racist rapist. I will say however that his new girlfriend is seven kinds of hot. (eight?)
How about that mens' relay though? How retarded can you get?! Darvis Patton, you fool.
By AstonishingSodApe, on August 22, 2008 12:33:31
wow - you really can't detect the hotness out of a swimcap, speedo, goggles, and green earrings, but holy hell this rice chick has got it workin'
young phelps, keep livin the dream man, work it while you got it.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:36:05
"He's the best swimmer of all time, not a marauding racist rapist."
Can't he be both? A man needs to strive for perfection, right?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:39:46
Am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong with Stephanie Rice's face?
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:40:20
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/photo?slug=76c541ed0a72eed4df75b28bd126be3b-getty-55522648&prov=getty
By b, on August 22, 2008 12:41:13
"Am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong with Stephanie Rice's face?"
No, I'm sure there are plenty of chicks who agree with you.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:43:12
Wow! You can be a top Olympian and a dedicated party girl at the same time these days!
Yeah, undetectable performance enhancing drugs!
By jtg, on August 22, 2008 12:44:00
"No, I'm sure there are plenty of chicks who agree with you."
Nice, but I'm a hetero man who thinks her face is busted, as in her nose looks like she hit the wall of the pool at 35 MPH.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:48:33
Again, I'm sure there are plenty of chicks who agree with you.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 12:50:36
num num num Oh Michael, the dirty things I would do to those little jug ears of yours...
By Willa Dodge, on August 22, 2008 13:04:26
Good for you brother - fuck the living shit out of her. USA! USA! USA!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:06:22
America: Fuck Yeah!
By thebig28, on August 22, 2008 13:13:36
"How about that mens' relay though? How retarded can you get?! Darvis Patton, you fool."
Damn! One day you be a nobody swim club nerd, then you gets a few gold medalses, and all the wominses gots the poontang(dat's chinese talk) samwich for you. Hey, pretty ladieses, I gots 8 gol teepheses in my griol, an I defimally wont drop my baton dis time (if youse know what I means, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha). Call me.
By Darvis Patton, on August 22, 2008 13:24:32
Get in line, Willa. I wanna see those ears between my legs..
By JMR, on August 22, 2008 13:34:23
"Get in line, Willa. I wanna see those ears between my legs.."
You're behind Willa. She's been in line since the last Michael Phelps post. Damn, how I love ear fetishistas!!!
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:46:28
Phelps is a super athelete, but damn that boy ugly as hell.
By NubianGoddez, on August 22, 2008 14:56:43
no one comments on the video!? could care less about phelps.
love the video. even if it's old. love. betch.
By Lara, on August 22, 2008 15:01:31
Phelps is a super athelete, but damn that boy ugly as hell.
By NubianGoddez, on August 22, 2008 14:56:43
He sure is. It is amazing what 8 gold medals and tons of money to be made in endorsements can all of a sudden make him seem hot to some money grubbing ladies.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:23:51
"no one comments on the video!?"
The video was hilarious, but wore out it's welcome about 2/3 the way through.
By ADHD-TV, on August 22, 2008 15:30:22
He needs to take that money from Frosted Flakes and fix those jacked up teeth.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 15:44:50
So how many stitches did she need after making out with that shark-toothed freak? If he had any more teeth in there, he'd be a freaking wood chipper.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 16:37:58
Man, what an ugly mofo. Oh, well, can't have everything.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 22, 2008 20:17:48
Hit it while you're still famous kid.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 20:21:12
Oh, Eamon Sullivan, you fail at life.
And while I think Phelps is pretty fug, come on, is it any worse than young women dating Hugh Hefner? At least Phelps wouldn't have a cock that exploded into dust...hopefully.
And Stephanie Rice is hot.
From,
a female.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 03:56:53
Sorry guys, money or not, from the neck down that boy is fucking hot! I'd fuck him 8 ways from Sunday.
By Willa Dodge, on August 23, 2008 06:37:16
Good for Phelps. He's an ugly dude who won the gold, then found a gold digger.
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 22:27:57
Usain Bolt > Michael Phelps
By anonymous, on August 23, 2008 23:25:01
she's busted...giant noses are not hot, and wearing clothes that even a hooker from Atlantic City would say no to (last pic) isn't either.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 18:02:09
"Usain Bolt > Michael Phelps"
Only if your measurement is sickle cell totals.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 19:02:51
He has teeth like a dirty rat.
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 21:13:07
"Usain Bolt > Michael Phelps"
Us-ain't >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By gregarb, on August 24, 2008 21:30:08
um she has plenty of money of her own she is getting huge endorcements.
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 04:12:24
USA! USA! USA!
We're even taking the Aussie gold!
By jtg, on August 25, 2008 05:14:41
"um she has plenty of money of her own she is getting huge endorcements"
Yeah, from fucking Phelps
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 08:11:36
Thats the best Phelps could do?? I know he has a butterface but he has a hot body and looks like he would have a huge dick...
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 13:44:04
Usain Bolt > Michael Phelps"
you have to be kidding... nice pipe dream
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 13:49:28
"um she has plenty of money of her own she is getting huge endorcements."
right bc anyone has even heard of her... do you realize that Phelps is set to get $100 million in endorcements?
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 13:52:07
"...do you realize that Phelps is set to get $100 million in endorsements?"
He's already a multi-millionaire, and will definitely make millions more in the next 2 years. The $100 million figure is his "projected lifetime" earnings if, and only if, he develops a popular persona that people continue to relate to like Mary Lou Retton and Bruce Jenner. Mark Spitz never did, and his marketability ended as quickly as it started. When was the last time you bought a box of Wheaties because Mark Spitz said so?
By anonymous, on August 25, 2008 16:15:12
I thought Tiny from "House of 1000 Corpses" died a few years ago.....
By jenn, on August 25, 2008 20:33:48
Phelps looks retarded. He could win 200 gold medals and I still wouldn't want to be him.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 08:43:39
I heard he had a gf back home and even saw a picture. She is beautiful, yet a civilian. Of course now with his new found fame every female is going to want to fuck him, that includes Hollywood bimbos. As far as looks go, I think Ryan Lochte and that Eamon Sullivan are way hotter. Phelps looks good in some pictures, but his face does lack. But damn his body is banging.
By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 23:07:14
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