19 Comments:

1. Why is that fug girl wearing so much jewelry and hair product to go play in the ocean? You're still ugly without the jewelry and hair did, Rihanna, so just take it off and have some fun.

   By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:42:47

2. FYI: The reason she's messing with her left ear is because she has a waterproof earpiece in it. This is a photo op and she's listening to her assistants and managers to help her pose the right way for all the paparazzi they called to watch her pretend to be on vacation.

   By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:00:15

3. Proof positive that gold chains, diamond ear studs, and copious amounts of tattoos cannot mask one's wimpy guns and spare tire. Chris ought to consider doing some situps and laying down the dank and potato chips in lieu of fresh fruit & vegetables.
   
   Oh, and as far as Rihanna? Still as boring as a Monday morning librarian.

   By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 13, 2008 13:07:56

4. Yo, Rihanna, Rupaul called and he wants his look and singing voice back...oh, and also his penis...thank you...he said you can keep your skinny white-girl ass, though.

   By gregarb, on August 13, 2008 13:09:56

5. 1. She's gorgeous
   2. Chris Brown is gorgeous and amazing and does not look 14, even though he is (basically)
   3. I heard she was a bitch, my friend met her and she refused a picture, autograph, and to perform decently at the bday party she was hired for
   4. Her voice isn't that good
   5. Her body is amazing are you stupid?

   By kk, on August 13, 2008 13:27:37

6. Chris brown was well defined at one point, but it looks as if he's not interested in that anymore. All those tatoos on those skinny ass arms and that bit of flab....no thanks.

   By justin, on August 13, 2008 13:49:49

7. She's a talentless media whore and so is her closet gay boyfriend. This is another "Heidi and Spencer" type relationship which makes money from stupid people who believe this is real life.

   By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 16:41:59

8. "The reason she's messing with her left ear is because she has a waterproof earpiece in it."
   
   Some celebs do that, but I think she was just checking to make sure those diamonds in her ears were still there. They were probably on loan for that staged photo op and she didn't want to pay for them if she lost them.

   By another one "in the know", on August 13, 2008 16:46:16

9. Got forehead?

   By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 17:34:03

10. The fact that Shia Lebouef banged her gives me hope.

    By thebig28, on August 13, 2008 18:15:10

11. I thought black people don't swim. Something about being mistaken for seals and sharks having a feast.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 06:15:04

12. Are you kidding me her body is amazing!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 08:23:12

13. gregarb: LMAO!
    
    Who goes to the beach wearing that much jewelry?

    By Albatross, on August 14, 2008 10:30:12

14. "Who goes to the beach wearing that much jewelry?"
    
    I think you know the answer to that.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 12:39:12

15. She has a great body, but she needs more boobs and then she's perfect. It's like if you have this amazing body and you have no butt... Get it?

    By Brenda, on August 14, 2008 13:20:18

16. This girl is so fug. I swear she was born half man, half alien before the sex change.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:22:26

17. Mismatch bikinis much?
    Hideous.
    Body:7
    Bikin:-50

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 18:13:22

18. I can't stand this woman but she is hot. Hey Rihanna sing through your nose some more, Nelly Is proud of you.

    By Kari, on August 14, 2008 19:02:43

19. this girl is so gross

    By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 20:09:20