Why don't black women have calf muscles? That's a serious question. They have big thighs and then skinny calves with no muscles. I have always wondered why.
Am I the only person who is completely mystified by Rihananana's career? She has one fewer expression than Mariah Carey, she can't sing without three computers processing her voice, she doesn't write music, she doesn't play an instrument, and yet every goddamned time I turn on the TV or go online I see her Russell-Crowe-in-Gladiator-dressed ass staring at me from under that stupid haircut. Just *who* in the hell is keeping her generic ass famous?
Are these promo shots for Ghetto Roller Derby or is she in her own biopic playing a sexually ambiguous,species ambiguous,Michael Jackson/Diana Ross cloning experiment-gone-wrong??? Eeeeeesh!
OOOHHHhhhh...they are BALENCIAGA shoes....THAT makes them more attractive...to idiot fashion sheep like you, NYCsmoke (i.e., the personification of the reason people all over the country hate New Yorkers)
You condescending, supercilious, haughty, disdainful, contemptuous, pretentious piece of New York pooper scooper residue(that's dogshit to your arrogant New York ass). I don't have anything against New Yorkers, but I do against rude, patronizing assholes. It's not that we're not familiar with Balenciaga(they haven't been worth shit since they were bought out by PPR... "Lariat", give me a break) it's just that we prefer Dolce & Gabbana because we have taste. Once you've gone on holiday with Domenico and Stefano, you come to appreciate true art in fashion. So eat the namedropping shit out of my puckered asshole you fourth tier hanger-on of a hanger-on. Oh, by the by, have a jolly good Labor Day. You'll see me on the 2nd, wearing white because I'm not a slave to pretention.
Rianna is pretty fucking hot (and she let Shia bang her which gives me hope), so she'd probably still look good in sweats and a pair of Pumas and that'd probably be a major step up from what she's wearing.
ZOMG THOSE ARE BALONEYMAGA SHOOZ! I SHUD LOVEZ DEM!
Ugly is ugly, you useless cunt. The fact that something has a $3,000 price tag on it doesn't mean that it's automatically desirable, unless you're a complete retard. Not that I'm talking about anyone here, of course...
I was going to avoid eating this steaming pile of dog shit, but I see it has Louis Vuitton labels all over it because the dog ate some asshole's purse, so I'm going to grab a fork and dig in.
Thanks to anonymous 11:26:27, you've just been publicly ass-raped to the point that you should probably just hang up your internet connection and never post anywhere again ever. Please do let us know if you ever decide to resurface, as this kind of comedy only comes around once a decade or so.
Gustav Forklimt, I have been wondering the same thing. Rihanna has no discernable talent (I LOATHE her voice) and she's not particularly attractive, but everywhere you look, she's there. She obviously got her start by banging Jay-Z, but why is she still around? Hummmmm.
I knew the brand -- however, still think that the gladiator shoes are hideous.
Also in agreement that she's not hot, her voice makes me want to punch babies, and has no discernible talent. Tired of seeing pictures of her everywhere
I knew they were Balenciagas as well. However, what they are and who made them doesn't detract from the fact that they're fucking ugly. Not quite as bad as the ones Whatsername Olsen was wearing a while back, but awfully damned close.
Damn Mariah Carey is a MUCH better singer than Rihanna. I'm not sure how RiRi got so big. But she makes me say that Mariah Carey is a better singer, so now I unequivocally hate her ass!
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Leave Your Commentomg she looks so fucking stupid wearing those shoes. I swear celebs have all this money and they still manage to look like complete shit.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 00:41:44
Um, you drop GWAR refs? You need a new nurse, because she's obviously not getting your antique ass to bed on time.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 00:52:40
Her ignorant fans will buy those shoes and wear them. That is very sad. :(
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 00:58:06
"Um, you drop GWAR refs? You need a new nurse, because she's obviously not getting your antique ass to bed on time.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 00:52:40"
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What language was that? Are you black, wigger, chigger, or something else? Are you Kendra from Girl's Next Door?
By Enquiring Minds, on August 22, 2008 01:02:04
Those shoes are funny and I laughed out loud, so I hope that is what her intentions were.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 01:11:00
Somebody please put a spear in her hand so I don't have to do it.
By Photoshop please dooo ittt!!, on August 22, 2008 01:12:36
Why don't black women have calf muscles? That's a serious question. They have big thighs and then skinny calves with no muscles. I have always wondered why.
By white person who can't dance, on August 22, 2008 02:14:54
Am I the only person who is completely mystified by Rihananana's career? She has one fewer expression than Mariah Carey, she can't sing without three computers processing her voice, she doesn't write music, she doesn't play an instrument, and yet every goddamned time I turn on the TV or go online I see her Russell-Crowe-in-Gladiator-dressed ass staring at me from under that stupid haircut. Just *who* in the hell is keeping her generic ass famous?
By Gustav Forklimt, on August 22, 2008 03:01:26
"Um, you drop GWAR refs? You need a new nurse, because she's obviously not getting your antique ass to bed on time."
OK, settle down. References are funnier when they are obscure and not every pop-culture following retard (i.e. you) gets the joke.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 05:40:33
Are these promo shots for Ghetto Roller Derby or is she in her own biopic playing a sexually ambiguous,species ambiguous,Michael Jackson/Diana Ross cloning experiment-gone-wrong??? Eeeeeesh!
By gregarb, on August 22, 2008 05:50:16
Looks like something kindergarten kids would make. Except for the heels of course
By Jaded, on August 22, 2008 05:52:08
Those shoes are fantastic piece from Balenciaga...I love it..But I really hate it on type of legs like Rihanna has....
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 05:52:34
"Um, you drop GWAR refs?"
Geez, dumbass, you understood them well enough to comment on them. Who's the antique motherfucker, now??
By I got this comment from Henny Youngman, on August 22, 2008 07:36:07
GWAR! Awesome reference.
Does Rhianna have birshit splatter on her neck, or is that some unfortunate tattoo?
By Willa Dodge, on August 22, 2008 08:53:17
Those are Balenciaga shoes. Its sad that none of your readers probably even know what that is.
By NYCsmoke, on August 22, 2008 09:43:42
Who fucking cares what brand those shoes are?? They're FUGLY and that's all that matters.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 10:03:23
OOOHHHhhhh...they are BALENCIAGA shoes....THAT makes them more attractive...to idiot fashion sheep like you, NYCsmoke (i.e., the personification of the reason people all over the country hate New Yorkers)
By 789, on August 22, 2008 10:55:59
NYCsmoke:
You condescending, supercilious, haughty, disdainful, contemptuous, pretentious piece of New York pooper scooper residue(that's dogshit to your arrogant New York ass). I don't have anything against New Yorkers, but I do against rude, patronizing assholes. It's not that we're not familiar with Balenciaga(they haven't been worth shit since they were bought out by PPR... "Lariat", give me a break) it's just that we prefer Dolce & Gabbana because we have taste. Once you've gone on holiday with Domenico and Stefano, you come to appreciate true art in fashion. So eat the namedropping shit out of my puckered asshole you fourth tier hanger-on of a hanger-on. Oh, by the by, have a jolly good Labor Day. You'll see me on the 2nd, wearing white because I'm not a slave to pretention.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 11:26:27
Rianna is pretty fucking hot (and she let Shia bang her which gives me hope), so she'd probably still look good in sweats and a pair of Pumas and that'd probably be a major step up from what she's wearing.
By thebig28, on August 22, 2008 11:29:06
ZOMG THOSE ARE BALONEYMAGA SHOOZ! I SHUD LOVEZ DEM!
Ugly is ugly, you useless cunt. The fact that something has a $3,000 price tag on it doesn't mean that it's automatically desirable, unless you're a complete retard. Not that I'm talking about anyone here, of course...
By Leath Hedger, on August 22, 2008 11:30:15
I was going to avoid eating this steaming pile of dog shit, but I see it has Louis Vuitton labels all over it because the dog ate some asshole's purse, so I'm going to grab a fork and dig in.
By Pretenious Douche Slave To Fashion, on August 22, 2008 11:35:15
Dear NYCsmoke,
Thanks to anonymous 11:26:27, you've just been publicly ass-raped to the point that you should probably just hang up your internet connection and never post anywhere again ever. Please do let us know if you ever decide to resurface, as this kind of comedy only comes around once a decade or so.
Sincerely,
The entire world.
By Seriously. All of humanity., on August 22, 2008 11:49:16
Gustav Forklimt, I have been wondering the same thing. Rihanna has no discernable talent (I LOATHE her voice) and she's not particularly attractive, but everywhere you look, she's there. She obviously got her start by banging Jay-Z, but why is she still around? Hummmmm.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 11:58:41
Que?
By Cristobal Balenciaga, on August 22, 2008 12:04:25
I knew the brand -- however, still think that the gladiator shoes are hideous.
Also in agreement that she's not hot, her voice makes me want to punch babies, and has no discernible talent. Tired of seeing pictures of her everywhere
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 13:39:24
LMBAO @ the post here, cosign 100% and 13:39:24 @ her voice makes me want to punch babies
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By NubianGoddez, on August 22, 2008 14:27:51
You people are so weird! arguing over rihanna brand name shoes....lmaooooo!!!
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 04:05:53
I knew they were Balenciagas as well. However, what they are and who made them doesn't detract from the fact that they're fucking ugly. Not quite as bad as the ones Whatsername Olsen was wearing a while back, but awfully damned close.
And GWAR rulez.
By Vigilante, on August 24, 2008 13:59:46
11:26:27
Marry me.
By Mugatu, on August 24, 2008 18:04:00
Damn Mariah Carey is a MUCH better singer than Rihanna. I'm not sure how RiRi got so big. But she makes me say that Mariah Carey is a better singer, so now I unequivocally hate her ass!
By anonymous, on August 24, 2008 20:26:45
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