54 Comments:

1. At least we know where her looks come from.
   
   Their family tree must be responsible for the ugly sticks so many get beat with.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:32:06

2. It all makes sense if Sam's mom yelled "Are you ready to ROCK?!!" when she got out of the car.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:33:29

3. Yuck! I can't believe a man wanted to have kids with that fugly creature.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:34:34

4. Ronson's mom is saying "honey, I know you want to smell your fingers after you've been with Lindsay but that's how you get those sores..."

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:35:45

5. Damn thats scary it looks like the movie HOSTEL ,those bitches are nasty who was the desperate guy that had sex with that thing to make an ugly lesbian daughter

   By THEY ARE VOMIT INDUCING, on August 26, 2008 09:36:36

6. Long Island trash Dina Lohan, this is as close as you'll ever get to high society. Enjoy the free ride while it lasts.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:45:49

7. That "desperate" guy was Mick Ronson, guitarist for Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. The man is a guitar legend and was probably inebriated at the time of conception, so show some respekt!

   By Major Tom, on August 26, 2008 09:47:29

8. Was Mick Ronson blind?

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:49:21

9. Samantha has the drug shakes, she is always fidgeting and twisting her mouth in pictures.

   By silver_viper, on August 26, 2008 10:12:32

10. OHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES MY EYES!

    By BarbadoSlim, on August 26, 2008 10:26:12

11. Major Tom 09:47:29
    
    Respect my balls, motherfucker! She is NOT related to Mick Ronson! That ghastly dyke should in no way be related to the bloodline of Ziggy and the spiders!
    
    (p.s. - I can only be so obnoxious about it because I thought the exact same thing until a week ago...)

    By Lindsay Fistmybox, on August 26, 2008 10:39:54

12. Was Mick Ronson blind?
    
    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:49:21
    
    No, but probably really, REALLY fucking high.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 10:39:54

13. I'm sorry, I'm gonna stick up for Sam and Lindsay. I think they make a cute couple and I've seen pics where sam looks hot. i think she uglies herself up...

    By heythatsme, on August 26, 2008 10:57:10

14. Ann Dexter-Jones = Sarah Jessica Parker in 10 years.
    
    Ok, 20.

    By Fred, on August 26, 2008 11:04:41

15. Wow, I've never had beer goggles THAT powerful...

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 11:10:47

16. I've never ever seen a picture of Samantha Ronson looking "hot" ever and I've seen a lot. heythatsme needs to show us proof.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 11:16:41

17. I hope I never see a sex tape of these two girls. The thought of Samntha Ronson naked with her fugly chicken legs all over Lindsay's pale ginger freckle body makes me cringe.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 11:20:35

18. For a second I got scared and thought Jolie shaved off her hair... then i came to my senses

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 12:30:33

19. I guess the malformed, worm ridden apple doesn't fall far from the twisted rotten tree.
    
    At least Lindsay and Dina are nice looking on the outside.
    
    Fred, FYI: 5.

    By thebig28, on August 26, 2008 13:01:18

20. Wow must be so cool to have Dee Snider as a parent

    By Crap, on August 26, 2008 13:38:01

21. Didn't someone drop a house on that lady's sister in the Wizard of Oz?

    By JR, on August 26, 2008 13:38:30

22. There oughta be an anti fugliness law!

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 14:18:03

23. Ronson's mom just looks her age and like she hasn't injected or cut up her face. Dina Lohan's still trying to look like a teenager. Way more pathetic.

    By Hyperbole, on August 26, 2008 14:23:43

24. Didn't someone drop a house on that lady's sister in the Wizard of Oz?
    
    By JR, on August 26, 2008 13:38:30
    
    HAHAHAH...
    
    Where are the flying monkeys???

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 14:26:13

25. "Because I'm pretty sure I've killed Samantha Ronson's mom in a video game before."
    
    He shoots, he scores!!!!!!!! LMFAO, Todd!
    

    By gregarb, on August 26, 2008 14:26:40

26. Why is ROnson always licking her fingers clean when she exits a car?

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 14:32:15

27. Ronson was born into a wealthy family in London, England, the daughter of writer-socialite Ann Dexter-Jones and one-time band manager and real estate entrepreneur Laurence Ronson.

    By Angel A, on August 26, 2008 15:20:25

28. Hey Crap:
    You are too funny. Dee Snider. As for a previous post about men in the ladies' room, that's where Dee used to schtup the groupies back in the day. I was fourteen, clubbing on Long Island, saw it, and it scarred me for life.
    
    I'd say Ronson is really Dee Snider's spawn. I've seen him without the makeup. Striking resemblance to HoRon. Eeeww.

    By Sami, on August 26, 2008 15:51:50

29. That is one ugly line of bitches. Where they going ? To an all dike limbo party ?

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 16:12:53

30. God dammit can't Ronson keep from biting her nails for two seconds? F*cking nasty druggie.

    By Ashley D, on August 26, 2008 16:14:14

31. You'd think working in Hollywood and having to blow Brett Ratner and Joe Francis would make her wary of the Jews. But no. Lindsay is not a quick study.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 16:15:48

32. @ Because I'm pretty sure I've killed Samantha Ronson's mom in a video game before.
    
    *dead*
    
    Yes that's one fugly ass bunch.

    By NubianGoddez, on August 26, 2008 16:24:34

33. The twin sister isn't so bad...

    By Angel A, on August 26, 2008 16:26:38

34. Freddy Krueger called, he wants his sweater back.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 16:58:40

35. Mark Ronson (of Bowie fame) had NOTHING to do with these... don't drag his name thru the mud!
    
    

    By nyrso, on August 26, 2008 17:23:27

36. LOL @ By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:33:29
    
    AMEN!

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 17:30:26

37. OK so is Sam really a druggie? Has she been known for that? I am curious. She looks all drugged up. I must say the HAIR! So much better without the roots!!!!!!

    By WOO yah., on August 26, 2008 17:44:19

38. Lindsay is trying really hard to make me not like her anymore.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 17:56:49

39. Im a boy, Im a boy but my momma wont admit it!! Im a boy IM A BOY!!!!!!!! and when I say I am I get it !!

    By The Flying Monkeys, on August 26, 2008 18:34:45

40. AHAHAHAHAHA....Dee Snider!

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 18:45:47

41. Ronson's mom looks like Sly Stallone in drag as Sarah Jesica Parker.

    By Mr. Peabody, on August 26, 2008 19:17:02

42. NOT related to Mick Ronson. Anne Dexter-Jones was married to the guy in Foreigner - Mick Jones. Mick Ronson is long gone dead.

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 19:56:54

43. Lindsay got her beautiful feet from her mothers side apparently!
    
    Dina's look great too!

    By Roland, Sweden, on August 26, 2008 20:41:03

44. In major wtf news, Mick Jones wrote "I Want To Know What Love Is" for that thing...seriously

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 23:43:08

45. Why did they make that Muppet out of leather?

    By Storm, on August 27, 2008 06:21:21

46. Holy shit, my eyes are bleeding! Next time give us all a warning!

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 06:40:45

47. need some proof? I'll look for more

    By sam looking cute, on August 27, 2008 06:59:41

48. more sam looking good. She looks bad on purpose

    By sam looking cute, on August 27, 2008 07:02:54

49. again, she dresser ugly, but her face is Very Pretty! I hope that I'm doing this right...

    By hope this is gonna work, on August 27, 2008 07:04:46

50. I think Ronson looks like a cute boy. If she had a penis, I'd do him.

    By anonymous, on August 27, 2008 08:47:30

51. It looks like Ronson has balls in that last picture.

    By KD, on August 27, 2008 16:15:13

52. I still think Lindsay Lohan is quite cute, though!!!!

    By Anthony!!, on August 28, 2008 13:45:37

53. I thought you said that you saw Samantha Ronson's mom in a video before, because she looks a lot like the singer in Twisted Sister!

    By Sunny, on August 28, 2008 14:26:15

54. "Why did they make that Muppet out of leather?"
    
    OMG!!!! You're sooooooooo right!!!!!! LOL!
    
    

    By anonymous, on August 28, 2008 15:52:30