Scarlett Johansson is Big

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  1. The first picture looks like it's from a day care center for retards.

    By Mr. Sensitive, on August 13, 2008 11:39:50

  2. Excuse me, Mr. Sensitive, but you can't say RETARD anymore. It's DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED.

    Yeah, I know that term pretty much describes 99.999% of the population, but that's the way it's gonna have to be.

    Got it, retard?

    (PS: What the fuck is up with the hat and shoes? And the sunglasses? Can nobody in Hollyweird dress themselves appropriately anymore?)

    By Vigilante, on August 13, 2008 11:48:08

  3. Those shorts make her look fat and short, and she's not fat. Short girls should wear grown-up clothes.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 11:50:05

  4. I'll say it and I shall RELISH the backlash...She is SHORT, FAT and has NO WAIST! Her tits are not even that big. What's the big fucking deal about this weeble-wobble?

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 11:56:09

  5. "There have to be at least two reasons."

    Good enough for me!!!

    "Can nobody in Hollyweird dress themselves appropriately anymore?"

    I agree, VIG, so the only appropriate way for ScarJo to dress, is to not dress at all. Good call,Vig!!

    By gregarb, on August 13, 2008 12:00:18

  6. Holy shit, she is short. IMDb has her listed at 5'4, so she's probably...what? 4'9?

    Tom Cruise should have gone after her instead of KatE. Scarlett would've made him look GINORMOUS.

    By Vigilante, on August 13, 2008 12:03:20

  7. I don't have an attraction to the 5'2" and under crowd, but I'd make an exception for Scarlett if she'd have me. She still looks like a WOMAN with that voluptuous body.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:04:43

  8. @ Vigilante ---- Actors' bios always list their heights at least an average of over 4-5 inches above their actual heights. Trust. ;)

    By in the know, on August 13, 2008 12:07:38

  9. I dunno, she looks pretty good in that 3rd pic...

    I definitely wouldnt go so far as to call her "big"

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:11:31

  10. Thank you Todd. I think it's always important to keep abreast of the latest news about her.

    Oh and for the real height of these people celebheights.com is a pretty good source.

    By Fred, on August 13, 2008 12:13:18

  11. "I definitely wouldnt go so far as to call her "big""
    =======================================
    He's calling her BREASTS big. Read the post again and get a sense of humor.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:13:40

  12. In The Know...so that means I should register in around the 6'9 range, eh? Good to know, thanks babe!

    Hee hee...6'9. I kills me.

    By Vigilante, on August 13, 2008 12:15:36

  13. Oh no Todd, no bashing of miss scarlett!!!!

    Bad Todd! Go watch MAtch Point as punishment! Then google her name in the images section!

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:25:18

  14. Five-two. I bet the ranch.

    And she's gained a couple pounds. Hmm. Engaged... gained a couple pounds... chestier than ever... Nah. Who am I to start rumors?

    Nice hat.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 13, 2008 12:27:22

  15. Them is nice to hold when entering from behind. They give yu balances

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:32:40

  16. Just saw her in "The Other Boleyn Girl." It's true, she can't act -- at least in comparison to Natalie Portman. But hey, who was listening to her? I was checkin' out those fun bags at every given opportunity!

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 13, 2008 12:37:17

  17. OI! What's wrong with a woman being 5'2?

    By Tabby, on August 13, 2008 13:03:14

  18. Those shorts, by the way, are really, really bad. Jebus!

    By Tabby, on August 13, 2008 13:04:35

  19. What a great rack - I would love to give her a chin omlette.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:04:49

  20. The bitch is famous because old horny men keep hiring her to make stupid movies they like to see her change into those outfits that showcase her fat tits so they get hard watching her and they pay her kind of like she is their stripper
    but is sooo true she does not have any talent at all can't act and can't sing , hhhmmm maybe there are some oral favors ????

    By SJ Can't act for shit, on August 13, 2008 13:17:18

  21. "when she talks, she sounds like my junior high P.E. teacher."

    LOL I hate her voice!

    But she's a good actress. You're wrong there.

    By kk, on August 13, 2008 13:28:41

  22. The hell? Damn, she has a dumpy body. And her face, sorry, but ol' girl looks like a mouth-breather.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:45:14

  23. She's an attractive girl but it's not like she's that well endowed. She is a little on the heavy side all over. She's really very average.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:55:43

  24. Haha a mouth breather! I wish all those high hip hugger shorts would of burned with others 90s clothing styles.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 13:56:40

  25. What's a chin omelette 13:04:49?

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 14:47:41

  26. Plus she does anal. Hey thats what I heard.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 14:55:49

  27. Think about it - a chin, and something on it that looks like egg whites and messy.... hmmm.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 14:59:15

  28. Big nose, weird voice, bad acting, can't sing. Whoever the hell her PR is they could make a piece of horse turd a superstar.

    By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 15:06:32

  29. Thanks for the mammaries!

    By Bob Hope, on August 13, 2008 15:13:41

  30. I typed it two weeks ago and I'll type it again. Fucking over rated skank. I had to wear sunglasses just to look at the white, white skankiness. Fug face with a huge turned up pig nose. These pics just confirm what most people already know. FUGLY!

    By chuggdog, on August 13, 2008 15:33:00

  31. I could really get greek with that chick.

    By Toejammn', on August 13, 2008 17:07:29

  32. So we're all in agreement: she sucks.

    By thebig28, on August 13, 2008 18:13:21

  33. This wart hog is such a waste of space.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 07:05:01

  34. Where's J-Bird? He'd do her.

    By Vigilante, on August 14, 2008 07:10:45

  35. She's a great actress and she doesn't need to prove this anymore.I do not know why people can be so mean. If you don't like her OK but maybe you need do go to a doctor. She is gorgeaus and smart. Watch Lost in Translation or Girl with a Pearl Earing or Ghost World or A love song for bobby long or The Other Bolyan Girl. She is terrific......

    By Al, on August 14, 2008 08:20:33

  36. All you Scarlett haters need to STFU and look at your own pathetic lives...knowing y'all, you probably go for that defective skank Christina Piggi; now THERE'S someone who needs to be put into a shelter! ;(

    By Omar the ASSassin , on August 14, 2008 08:39:04

  37. She looks like shit in these pictures. I've always thought she was attractive, but if I saw her on the street looking like this, I wouldn't even look twice.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:44:22

  38. I'd do her.

    By J-Bird 12 years old son, on August 14, 2008 11:00:33

  39. She looks like shit in these pictures. I've always thought she was attractive, but if I saw her on the street looking like this, I wouldn't even look twice.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 10:44:22



    WELL MAYBE THAT WAS THE POINT YOU STUPID FUCK!

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:01:20

  40. She uses a step stool to give head.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 11:57:59

  41. it's not like she is the only actress with big boobs.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 13:24:43

  42. Hey, Scarlett! Tom Waits called!
    He wants his fucking dignity back.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 18:23:47

  43. "Hey, Scarlett! Tom Waits called! He wants his fucking dignity back."

    I love Scarjo, But this is fuckin' hilarious!!

    Al: Good call on the movies.

    By anonymous, on August 14, 2008 22:46:46

  44. Never underestimate the power of a great natural rack! Silicone or saline bags don't compare and should be banned...

    By hihat, on August 16, 2008 11:29:41

  45. she is a terrible actress...just saw her new one and the others blew her away...she is beautiful but she has a terrible body and horrible legs...acting classes would do her good.

    By rae, on August 17, 2008 12:44:29

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