Her character is supposed to be overweight and dumpy. And unattractive. I like how they choose these hot chicks to play ugly and fat. Why not just get Britney?
hot chicks? who? Where? She is so not fat. Dumpy, yeah. But god forbid we actually have a real overweight sitcom star on TV. Only secondary characters! *sigh* Somehow I KNOW this won't be nearly as funny as the Australian version.
Her character is suppossed to be out of shape...and slightly heavy. That said, she probably doesn't look too much different than most others, who don't work out regularly, in a bikini.
Damn, I see hotter chicks at the mall. Her body has no curves, and her face reminds me of that one aunt I have who whould always send me and my brother fucking books when we were kids.
I suppose the right amount of light and 'Shop can make any chick look hot, but damn.
I've never heard of this show, so I look it up... and the daughter's character is supposed to be fat? In either version I saw.... she's not fat!! IF that is fat, than our pewrceptions of people really are horrible... Dumpy and awkward, yes, but FAT?
I love that show!. Safe to say it's going to be entirely butchered. The american versions rarely work. The Office aside, thats good stuff. The humour is too classic Aussie to transfer....gonna be painful to watch! Oh and Selma Blair makes me want to puke. Cant stand her.
I don't think that she is particularly hot, but that bikini does NOTHING for her figure. But juding by the description of the show, she's supposed to look horrible. So job well done.
It's not her body that's so much of a turn off (but they could've at least stuffed her bikini, a 12 year old could fill that out more than she ever will), it's her perpetually brooding face. She's the most miserable looking bitch I've ever seen. In every picture and movie.
Lack of tits aside, she would be pretty if she didn't always have that "I'm going to stick your face in my vagina and smother you to death in your sleep" expression. If this bitch would smile without looking so dry I'd hit it.
12:12: Vig is right as usual and you spelled "whould" incorrectly...it's "wood" as in what Selma Blair gives me(not necessarily these pics). A lot of people are obviously overlooking the "kink" potential of a woman who has subtly woven cock rings into her apparel.
I'm the last person to recommend breast implants - I like 'em natural, even if they're small.However... When your cameltoe is bigger than your bosoms, there may be a legitimate case for augmentation.
Okay the joke about Kath and Kim is that despite being roughly the same age the two comic actresses who play them are supposed to be mother and daughter. Kim is saggy, muffin topped and hilarious because of that. The idea is to laugh at Kim who constantly thinks she is the bee's knees when she really looks like a "dag." And it works, Aussie humour style.
So if this mirthless creature is Kim god help you but who is Kath?
This looks about as funny as getting a smear test. I can't wait not to watch it when it hits Brit TV (that is Brit as in UK and not Ms Spears.)
Y'know...as I was laying awake last night for no particular reason (between about 12:30 and 7:30) I got to thinking about that banner pic. And how much it reminded me of my old cat, Mo. He used to give me that look a lot.
It'd be like:
"OOOH! You're going to the door! Let me out, let me out, LEMMEOUT! Hey! Oh, wait. You're not going to the door. So....you're not going to let me out? Well, I don't care then. I didn't want to go out anyways. I'm just as content to sit here at the door looking outside, flicking my tail, with my ears turned backwards and pinned to my head. No...no...it's OK. I'm not pissed off (MUCH). Just don't be surprised to hear squish the next time you go to put your foot in your shoe. Bitch."
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHer character is supposed to be overweight and dumpy. And unattractive. I like how they choose these hot chicks to play ugly and fat. Why not just get Britney?
By 789, on August 15, 2008 10:37:48
She's sexy... to trailer park hillbillies, perhaps.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on August 15, 2008 10:38:17
I now have a full, raging limp-on. At work. With no alchohol. Thanks.
By humpinfrog, on August 15, 2008 10:50:30
hot chicks? who? Where? She is so not fat. Dumpy, yeah. But god forbid we actually have a real overweight sitcom star on TV. Only secondary characters! *sigh* Somehow I KNOW this won't be nearly as funny as the Australian version.
By ISBN, on August 15, 2008 10:51:59
She's got as many curves as the Chinese gymnasts.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:02:58
I love SB, but if ever there was a candidate for implants...
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:12:28
Maybe if she turned that frown upside-down...
By Little Miss Sunshine, on August 15, 2008 11:19:20
She's in need of implants, desperately.
By Trax, on August 15, 2008 11:26:11
Dude!...dude?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:28:12
Biggest disappointment since Neve. What happened to the "busty" chick in Cruel Intentions?
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:44:13
Selma Blair should not sleep on her stomach so often.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 11:45:42
Her character is suppossed to be out of shape...and slightly heavy. That said, she probably doesn't look too much different than most others, who don't work out regularly, in a bikini.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:07:08
Damn, I see hotter chicks at the mall. Her body has no curves, and her face reminds me of that one aunt I have who whould always send me and my brother fucking books when we were kids.
I suppose the right amount of light and 'Shop can make any chick look hot, but damn.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:12:47
I've never thought this girl was attractive in any way.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 12:14:30
I've never heard of this show, so I look it up... and the daughter's character is supposed to be fat? In either version I saw.... she's not fat!! IF that is fat, than our pewrceptions of people really are horrible... Dumpy and awkward, yes, but FAT?
By mMm, on August 15, 2008 12:16:17
Boobies!
By Fred, on August 15, 2008 12:21:52
I love that show!. Safe to say it's going to be entirely butchered. The american versions rarely work. The Office aside, thats good stuff.
The humour is too classic Aussie to transfer....gonna be painful to watch!
Oh and Selma Blair makes me want to puke. Cant stand her.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:05:48
I don't think that she is particularly hot, but that bikini does NOTHING for her figure. But juding by the description of the show, she's supposed to look horrible. So job well done.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:09:45
looks like she's got a dick there...
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:20:24
Not a very attractive body or face on this girl.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 13:24:50
Yeah, that's it. She needs to get plastic surgery so she looks like Ms. Hoselips below
By x24, on August 15, 2008 13:39:30
Awww, I like Selma. I also like giving books as birthday presents.
Up yours, 12:12.
(My boss told me I was too argumentative so I mean that in the nicest possible way, by the by)
But yeah...these pics suck.
By Vigilante, on August 15, 2008 13:43:52
This is what Selma Blair would look like if she lived in Ohio.
By Proustafarian, on August 15, 2008 14:06:23
It's not her body that's so much of a turn off (but they could've at least stuffed her bikini, a 12 year old could fill that out more than she ever will), it's her perpetually brooding face. She's the most miserable looking bitch I've ever seen. In every picture and movie.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:49:31
Lack of tits aside, she would be pretty if she didn't always have that "I'm going to stick your face in my vagina and smother you to death in your sleep" expression. If this bitch would smile without looking so dry I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 14:52:52
I like Selma's face. Her body really needs work...and implants.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 15:05:47
12:12: Vig is right as usual and you spelled "whould" incorrectly...it's "wood" as in what Selma Blair gives me(not necessarily these pics). A lot of people are obviously overlooking the "kink" potential of a woman who has subtly woven cock rings into her apparel.
By gregarb, on August 15, 2008 15:57:50
I'd hit it.
By J.Edwards, on August 15, 2008 16:50:58
Yeah you hit it with a 2X4 accross her ugly ass body damn that bitch is a mess is she doing what Amy Crackhouse is doing well is working
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 19:33:29
I'm the last person to recommend breast implants - I like 'em natural, even if they're small.However...
When your cameltoe is bigger than your bosoms, there may be a legitimate case for augmentation.
By stickynose, on August 15, 2008 20:12:58
Proustafarian: Hey! Lay off of Ohio.(You are right, though).
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 20:39:49
It would feel a little more fair if all of you criticized men as much as you do women. The hatred feels rather biased around here.
By anonymous, on August 15, 2008 22:50:45
Can someone tell me please why is that little boy wearing long hair?
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 04:26:40
ia dmire her courage for her successful portrayal of a middle-aged tranny.
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 05:40:47
She is playing Jim Carey, during the period he was on IN LIVING COLOR, except her penis is real.
By Angel A, on August 16, 2008 10:28:54
Okay the joke about Kath and Kim is that despite being roughly the same age the two comic actresses who play them are supposed to be mother and daughter. Kim is saggy, muffin topped and hilarious because of that. The idea is to laugh at Kim who constantly thinks she is the bee's knees when she really looks like a "dag." And it works, Aussie humour style.
So if this mirthless creature is Kim god help you but who is Kath?
This looks about as funny as getting a smear test. I can't wait not to watch it when it hits Brit TV (that is Brit as in UK and not Ms Spears.)
By Bravetart, on August 16, 2008 13:35:39
She like the highway between fort worth and dallas. No curves
By Roland, on August 16, 2008 15:35:11
mmm...she's sexy when she's pouty.
By chris from vancouverBC, on August 16, 2008 16:07:39
Y'know...as I was laying awake last night for no particular reason (between about 12:30 and 7:30) I got to thinking about that banner pic. And how much it reminded me of my old cat, Mo. He used to give me that look a lot.
It'd be like:
"OOOH! You're going to the door! Let me out, let me out, LEMMEOUT! Hey! Oh, wait. You're not going to the door. So....you're not going to let me out? Well, I don't care then. I didn't want to go out anyways. I'm just as content to sit here at the door looking outside, flicking my tail, with my ears turned backwards and pinned to my head. No...no...it's OK. I'm not pissed off (MUCH). Just don't be surprised to hear squish the next time you go to put your foot in your shoe. Bitch."
By Vigilante, on August 16, 2008 18:36:12
Ever heard of the American version of Coupling? A little show called "Friends"? Um, since when don't American versions of shows work?
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 23:26:17
Angel A, spot on! She reminds me of Vera De Milo, too. LOL!
By filthy cute, on August 16, 2008 23:40:17
I've heard of inverted nipples, but inverted boobs? That's a new one.
By ertegun, on August 17, 2008 08:11:51
what a sad human being.
By loser, on August 17, 2008 17:58:43
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