Sylvester Stallone is Gross

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  1. 'roid bodies are not attractive, but I still like Stallone. He's one of the few Republicans in Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 09:39:12

  2. Stallone doesn't have a "roid" body per se. He takes roids, but only enough to supplement the loss of testosterone that comes with age.

    I'd love to have a body like that when I'm 60 years old.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 09:40:23

  3. That is a "'roid body" and it is "gross". The veins on his arms are nasty looking. Jennifer Flavin still looks great for her age. I hope I look that good at her age.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 09:49:40

  4. hey....that ain't bad for 62.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 09:52:15

  5. I'd stand back. He looks like he's about to ejaculate and I'm not sure out of which orifice?

    By humpinfrog, on August 5, 2008 09:57:53

  6. Those arms aren't disgusting, they are what somebody who knows how to lift and has worked hard for any extensive period of time arms are supposed to look like. If you think that he has a roided out body you clearly have missed what modern science has done to the run of the mil steroid junky of today.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:03:27

  7. I like fit guys, but bodies like this look ridiculous. The only people who usually like that look are other guys.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:05:03

  8. It's called human growth hormone and testosterone, both of which he admits to using...he's got the body of a guy 20 yrs younger...I wanna look like that when I'm 62!

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:07:47

  9. He's abused steroids most of his life. He probably has horrible health problems because of it too. It doesn't matter what the outside of your body looks like when what's inside is dying early.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:10:05

  10. "I'd stand back. He looks like he's about to ejaculate and I'm not sure out of which orifice?"

    It looks like he already ejaculated all over himself.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:12:45

  11. Can I just ask who the fuck wears a scarf with a bikini?

    By Staci, on August 5, 2008 10:14:05

  12. I dunno...him with that cigar in his mouth, with his mannish wife next to him...maybe the roids have shrunken his nads to the point where he's exploring "alternative" types of sexual activity?

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:15:31

  13. It looks like his wife has been using his HGH too. Her stomach looks like Pink's.

    Sly's hair makes me LOL. Are those hair plugs or is that just a toupee?

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:17:50

  14. if my choices at 62 were to look like that or a shriveled prune, I'd go with the 'roid look.

    Folks, there's not much hope at 62.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:20:52

  15. I think "Pathetic" is the word we're all scrambling for.

    By thebig28, on August 5, 2008 10:21:34

  16. He looks ridiculous. Time for Rambo to retire.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:22:04

  17. He has admitted to using hgh. His penis is the size of a tic tac.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:33:39

  18. The cigar in his mouth reminds me of another famous Hollywood legend: Mr. Ed taking a dump.

    By Wilbur, on August 5, 2008 10:36:03

  19. When did he got all those nasty tattoos??? ,his arms are horrible this means his dick and balls are vert vert small to bad for his wife ,thats why the pool boy is for

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 10:41:49

  20. And Jeebus Christ Sly, at least do a few calf-raises if you're going to fill your bloodstream with an ungodly amount of muscle building chemicals!

    Those two things look like toothpicks.

    By Wilbur, on August 5, 2008 10:53:03

  21. Seriously stalone would crush you. your just jealous he's 40 years older than you, looks better than you would ever look and could bang your girlfriend and you couldn't do anything about it.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 11:13:00

  22. ^ Seriously, learn how to spell, retard. Also, it's a known fact most bulky body builders like Stallone are slow and inflexible. I'd be a lot more scared of a martial arts expert than a tanning bed and HGH addicted grandpa.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 11:16:04

  23. Why is his chest beet red, while his arms are tanned? He should hook up with Madonna to compare arm vein size.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 11:37:32

  24. Must be getting ready to poop in the pool

    By Sly is no longer welcome in the hot tub, on August 5, 2008 11:57:13

  25. Ok , so some girls like a guy who is fast and flexible?

    By Toe, on August 5, 2008 11:58:23

  26. Damn, thats nast! Men pls don't do this to yourselves, he looks freakish.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 13:09:39

  27. I didn't know he had all those tattoos. Guess he doesn't worry about skin cancer he is as red as a lobster. He has been using steroids most of his career. When he farts bats fly out of his butt.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 13:27:13

  28. Can I just ask who the fuck wears a scarf with a bikini?

    By Staci, on August 5, 2008 10:14:05

    LMAO! I was thinking the same thing.



    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 13:29:09

  29. Only thing missing on Sly to complete the "look" are a pair of nipple rings.

    I'd respect him 10x more if he just let himself be a bald 62 year-old with a gut and manboobs but with a look like he could kick ass if necessary. Real men shouldn't care too much about how they look. Could you imagine John Wayne all roided out and primped-up like some douchebag?

    By Fred, on August 5, 2008 13:33:43

  30. "doesn't have a "roid" body per se"

    R U Kidding! Ya he has this body at 60 because of Roids...as a member of Golds in Venice for 10 years, I will tell you the vains in his arms, the blotted middle there is hardly a better example of Roid use. I dont know if all the things our lying government tells us is true.

    By markeeoo, on August 5, 2008 13:41:50

  31. Kate Moss should take HGH breast growing tips from Sylvester Stallone.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 14:43:36

  32. "I think "Pathetic" is the word we're all scrambling for.

    By thebig28, on August 5, 2008 10:21:34"

    ^ this

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 15:23:34

  33. "Can I just ask who the fuck wears a scarf with a bikini?"

    That's not a scarf. It's some loose skin that fell off of Sly's burnt shoulders. She's saving it to make a dress.

    By gregarb, on August 5, 2008 15:54:00

  34. I've always thought he was one of the most unattractive people in Hollywood, but now he's even more disgusting than ever.

    Memo to guys, most chicks don't like this look at any age.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 16:15:47

  35. I'm not into this look but I have to give it to both of them -- they look incredible for their age.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 16:56:18

  36. "Memo to guys, most chicks don't like this look at any age."

    iawtc. if you look like this at any age you're probably gay and straight chicks with any ounce of self esteem don't want you.

    By reality calling, ring-ring, on August 5, 2008 17:55:56

  37. @ In fact, I'm not even sure if you can legally call those arms. I could chop off my arms and replace them traffic cones and they would look more natural than whatever the hell Stallone is working with.

    *dead*

    By NubianGoddez, on August 5, 2008 18:23:25

  38. I walked past Sly at a Laker as a few celebrities were being ushered in. Sly is lucky if he's 5'5" and his face is practically unrecognizable in 3D.

    By Choss Guy, on August 5, 2008 19:14:09

  39. A lot of men don't have bodies like that when they're in their prime, yet he does in old(er) age. Give him some credit.

    By Olivia, on August 5, 2008 20:21:09

  40. When did he get all the tats?

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 20:26:33

  41. How is he really gross? He looks damn good for his own age. How many men his age are in great shape? Mostly, men at that age looks like apples with twigs for their arms and legs. Who looks better? So, how about getting some proper perspective? Stallone will never be 20 again with nice tight skin. He does look better than most "his age". He is a good example for working out. Now, people complain about fat Americans not working out, but then again, they complain about old guys like Stallone who do work out. You just can't have it both ways. What the hell do you want? You can't just stop time. So, suck it up and embrace good ol' Father Time and do your best. After all, every single one of you will get old in the end. Run screaming in horror if you will, but time never waits for anyone. Think about it.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 22:01:09

  42. he looks good for his age and any age. he clearly works out regularly, he admits to using hgh, and he doesn't look super roided out. i'd take him over a frat boy with a beer gut any day.

    By anonymous, on August 5, 2008 23:14:00

  43. Still would have made a better wolverine than hugh jackoff

    By phillip dunn, on August 6, 2008 01:33:51

  44. Rocky! Rocky Balboa 3.0!

    By Grace Yip, on August 6, 2008 18:19:58

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