17 Comments:

1. "....is breaking the news today that if you're a billionaire <strike>French financier</strike>, you can take <strike>famous Hollywood ass</strike> Uma Thurman to Italy and skinny dip with <strike>it</strike> her. Can you believe it?!"
   
   I fixed it for you ;)

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 08:53:10

2. Uma Thurman? I can go throw a praying mantis in a pool and jump in with it. Same difference.

   By 789, on August 26, 2008 09:13:25

3. $1,000,000,000 - a very high price for above average pootang.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 09:34:47

4. I think he's Swiss and his name is Arpad Busson.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 10:39:04

5. Arki and Uma.
   What will they name their kids, Ploppy and Smegbot?

   By Fred, on August 26, 2008 11:09:08

6. Does anyone else think the angle of the legs in this picture is strange? Who's are they and why are they bending like that?!

   By mook, on August 26, 2008 12:27:17

7. He's the perfect man, just so you all know.

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 12:42:15

8. Those might look slighly erotic and romantic if it wasn't for those size 18 monsters of hers exploding up through the water. Is Paris Hilton doing handstands next to her? Are they swimming at Loch Ness? Is that Nessie?

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 13:02:24

9. Isn't Arkad Busson (or whatever his name) swiss?

   By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 13:35:52

10. isn't she knocked up?

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 13:36:39

11. outside the us they don't have clue ! Swiss french all the same for them...

    By anonymous, on August 26, 2008 14:06:28

12. He'll cheat on her just like Ethan Douche did. But at least this guy's a billionaire who appears to bathe (despite being French) no one should pretend to be surprised when it happens.

    By Hyperbole, on August 26, 2008 14:25:57

13. "Arki and Uma. What will they name their kids, Ploppy and Smegbot?"
    
    Fucking hilarious, Fred!!!! LMAO!

    By gregarb, on August 26, 2008 14:34:52

14. ROTFLMBAO @ Uma Thurman? I can go throw a praying mantis in a pool and jump in with it. Same difference.
    
    By 789, on August 26, 2008 09:13:25

    By NubianGoddez, on August 26, 2008 16:28:52

15. I think that is totally romantic. Skinny dipping with a french billionare in Europe. She is lucky as hell.

    By white oprah, on August 26, 2008 17:36:43

16. He is the father of Elle Mcpherson's kids, so I guess a billion dollars doesn't buy so much these days.

    By Red Cat, on August 27, 2008 02:33:31

17. NubianGoddez,
    
    You just taught me a new one in ROTFLMBAO...had to look that one up.

    By 789, on August 27, 2008 07:09:44