Those are gorgeous pics of her. You have to admit, she has a beautiful body and I for one think she has a pretty face, not gorgeous face but a pretty one. When she was with Brad it seemed every guy wanted her and as soon as he got rid of her, she has been labeled as being pathetic but I still dont see it. Not every woman wants or needs to settle down and have kids. Angelina was always beautiful but never got the attention she gets now that she is with Brad. That just goes to show how much power Brad Pitt has in how the world views whoever he is with.
15 years ago I would've banged her with glee. Today, not so much. As far as I'm concerned, Aniston, Mayer, Pitt, Jolie; they're all talentless media whores. People who side with one over other need to take a few steps back (and get a life?).
Pitiful she has everything and had everything and more with Brad, like a husband and lost it all with him . Now she still has looks , tons of money for this life and the after life, health, she can't seem to find a man for keeps because she keeps going after the same wrong, unavailable as in uncommited men. She is staring to make Angelina Jolie and her very used uterous look sincere and everything. Jen, go get yourself a nice agent, lawyer, man behind the scenes from a movie and call it a life. This goes to show you that even her with all of her money and stuff ,relationships take time to find and make. If you have one that is decent, don't throw it away for greener grass on the other side.
15 years ago I would've banged her with glee. Today, not so much. As far as I'm concerned, Aniston, Mayer, Pitt, Jolie; they're all talentless media whores. People who side with one over other need to take a few steps back (and get a life?).
Jennifer Aniston is only famous because of her psychotic fans who buy into that whole "poor me, I got dumped for a hotter chick" persona she has and she using to still stay in the gossip columns. She chased Brad Pitt away just like she chases every other man in her life away. Her fans need to get over it so she can go away too.
Theese Photoshopped pics with the airbrushing and perfect lighting are the best she's looked in a long time. Too bad she doesn't look like this in real life.
Does dating mean having a conversation? I mean I'm ok with taking the bitch to Ponderosa or something and then driving to a nearby upscale Hampton Inn or something to go to town. Just as long as she don't talk or wear underwear.
I like JA, but I'm no psycho fan or anything. I'm just so over the whole "Brangelina" v. Aniston thing. Ugh. So played out. I couldn't stand AJ before she hooked up with Brad and I don't like her any more now that she's become St. Angelina. People who do the "Team Aniston" thing are so beyond gay. Please get a life, its not your battle. I wish she would just marry someone so we could stop hearing about what a man-loser she is.
You know Jen, far be it from me to intrude here, but nearly all the men in Hollywood is gay. Your agent will only find someone who wants a beard. Why doesn't you come out here to the Midwest and finds yourself a real man?
She's the type of girl who would do the whole high school football team in a gang bang, feel guilty about it, and then do the whole high school baseball team to feel better about herself.
Every single dude commenting would do anything they could to be on that short list. Say anything other than that and whatever...I just don't believe you. You could seriously bounce a quarter off that butt.
That said, I think she's a freaking weirdo who comes off as insecure and really sad. But guess what? So does Angie. Brad, he's just not that bright and John Mayer. I think John Mayer is the picture in the wikipedia entry next to douchebag. They are all overrated in every way.
Sorry but I think Mayer the turd was stupid to dump Jennifer. She may be clinging and desperate but he is such a LOSER! I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica and Jen were paid to hang out with that pig fart.
What would you talk about with Jennifer Aniston? That 9/11 was an inside job, and meanwhile, how did she shave that inch off her thighs?
She's earnest and sincere, but only about herself. She really does represent the average person -- the problem is that no one should congratulate themselves on, or want to be identified with, averageness. There is a fatal inability to see the big picture here.
furthermore, she is a desperate loser. there's nothing worse than someone who needs a significant other so much that they constantly leak tabloid stories or are miserable enough to have their agent's call random strangers
All righty then, I have to repeat this because I'm a miserable bitch.
I was saying to someone how many people regard Ms. Aniston here to be a bit...er...mannish in appearance. And do you know what they said?
"Yeah, like, she's got this huge butt chin. If they ever did a live action version of the Fairly Oddparents, she could play The Crimson Chin better 'n everyone else".
Oh. Snap.
Attention Butch Hartman! Looking for an actor to play The Crimson Chin? Look no further! Aniston needs a job!
I imagine she's prowling for her next famous manho. Without a famous manho, she won't have paps desperately following her all over the place.
Wasn't her relationship with Pitt set up by their agents too?! That's really sad. It was slightly less sad when she was actually famous and wasn't facing a ticking bioclock, but now it's just pathetic.
"Well I hear she can put a dull polish on an Epson printer, if you know what I mean." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaLMFAO!!!!! I'm still fuckin' laughing!!!
You know what she needs? New wardrobe and a new hair style. She's been wearing the same dumpy 90s clothes and the same stupid center part with waves for like 30 years. She needs something new and drastic to make her interesting.
What would they talk about?? The benefits of lying out in the sun, what brand of smokes are the best, where is the best restaurant to go on a date, when can they meet Courtney? That about it ....
None of you know her. Remember that....that's the only real, true thing to keep in mind when you form any opinion on these celebs you are obsessed with judging and talking about.
First off, I agree with the posters who mentioned about worshipping these people. I can't stand any of them, though I have to admit St. Angelina and her nutty flock send me over the edge.
Back to the topic. I truly don't believe Aniston wants a relationship or a child. One thing that always struck me about her was her devotion to her girlfriends. I saw some interview with her and they were texting her throughout. She said they all have the same sidekick. I thought it was kind of pathetic for a 35 married woman to be so attached to her friends that she couldn't shut off her damn SK for an interview. She was more excited talking about them than her husband. In fact, I NEVER thought she seemed that into Brad.
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By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:20:31
It's sad when hot chicks are pathetic and insecure. It takes all their hotness away. She should date that dog.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:21:52
She is so pathetic. Brad was lucky he got out alive.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:23:24
So how do you get on this "available men" list?
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:24:23
Those are gorgeous pics of her. You have to admit, she has a beautiful body and I for one think she has a pretty face, not gorgeous face but a pretty one. When she was with Brad it seemed every guy wanted her and as soon as he got rid of her, she has been labeled as being pathetic but I still dont see it. Not every woman wants or needs to settle down and have kids. Angelina was always beautiful but never got the attention she gets now that she is with Brad. That just goes to show how much power Brad Pitt has in how the world views whoever he is with.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:26:21
Insert and thrust.
Repeat until satisfied.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:28:15
She is very fugly. She might as well become a mail order bride if she is that desperate for a man.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:29:47
Mayer is a talentless media whore and Aniston is a talentless desperate loser. They are actually a pretty good match.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:30:08
Hmm, no phone calls. Maybe it's because I don't want to date her and just want her legs wrapped around my head?
By Jizzosh, on August 20, 2008 10:33:02
Whoever the photographer was did a really good job of distracting from her dog face.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 10:33:38
In addition to washed-up, don't forget to add: desperate to get pregnant, preferably in the next two weeks.
Guys always find that extra hot.
By Enough Already, on August 20, 2008 11:05:10
Woo hoo! Sideboo...
Oh, wait. It's Maniston. EESH.
Carry on.
By Vigilante, on August 20, 2008 11:09:04
So are these her pics for the dating site E-Desperate?
By jtg, on August 20, 2008 11:19:58
"It's sad when hot chicks are pathetic and insecure."
Sad? No, it's fucking great. Insecure means they'll work harder at the gym and in bed.
By J-Bird, on August 20, 2008 11:36:38
Maybe she can buy my sperm, then she could have her baby, no strings attached. But maybe I could personally make the deposit.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 11:36:40
15 years ago I would've banged her with glee. Today, not so much.
As far as I'm concerned, Aniston, Mayer, Pitt, Jolie; they're all talentless media whores. People who side with one over other need to take a few steps back (and get a life?).
By Fred, on August 20, 2008 11:38:02
Pitiful she has everything and had everything and more with Brad, like a husband and lost it all with him . Now she still has looks , tons of money for this life and the after life, health, she can't seem to find a man for keeps because she keeps going after the same wrong, unavailable as in uncommited men. She is staring to make Angelina Jolie and her very used uterous look sincere and everything.
Jen, go get yourself a nice agent, lawyer, man behind the scenes from a movie and call it a life. This goes to show you that even her with all of her money and stuff ,relationships take time to find and make. If you have one that is decent, don't throw it away for greener grass on the other side.
By Pitiful, on August 20, 2008 11:39:47
she's so friggin hot...too bad she's a total mess in every other aspect.
By Jeffro, on August 20, 2008 11:39:50
15 years ago I would've banged her with glee. Today, not so much.
As far as I'm concerned, Aniston, Mayer, Pitt, Jolie; they're all talentless media whores. People who side with one over other need to take a few steps back (and get a life?).
By Fred, on August 20, 2008 11:38:02
AMEN to that!
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 11:45:28
Jennifer Aniston is only famous because of her psychotic fans who buy into that whole "poor me, I got dumped for a hotter chick" persona she has and she using to still stay in the gossip columns. She chased Brad Pitt away just like she chases every other man in her life away. Her fans need to get over it so she can go away too.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 11:49:22
I bet she could suck puddin through a straw. All the insecure girls know how to properly eat a dick.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:11:50
Theese Photoshopped pics with the airbrushing and perfect lighting are the best she's looked in a long time. Too bad she doesn't look like this in real life.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:27:28
I don't believe this story at all...
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:34:41
I hear she can put a spit shine on an HP calculator, if you know what I mean
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:41:31
"I hear she can put a spit shine on an HP calculator, if you know what I mean"
No, I honestly don't get this one...
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:47:19
Does dating mean having a conversation? I mean I'm ok with taking the bitch to Ponderosa or something and then driving to a nearby upscale Hampton Inn or something to go to town. Just as long as she don't talk or wear underwear.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 12:47:19
Isn't that how she met Brad Pitt. Her people called his people...? Doesn't surprise me that it's still happening (if it is still happening.)
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 13:00:30
I like JA, but I'm no psycho fan or anything. I'm just so over the whole "Brangelina" v. Aniston thing. Ugh. So played out. I couldn't stand AJ before she hooked up with Brad and I don't like her any more now that she's become St. Angelina. People who do the "Team Aniston" thing are so beyond gay. Please get a life, its not your battle. I wish she would just marry someone so we could stop hearing about what a man-loser she is.
By Kate, on August 20, 2008 13:03:18
You know Jen, far be it from me to intrude here, but nearly all the men in Hollywood is gay. Your agent will only find someone who wants a beard. Why doesn't you come out here to the Midwest and finds yourself a real man?
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 13:10:35
"I hear she can put a spit shine on an HP calculator, if you know what I mean"
huh? please tell.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 14:01:25
She's the type of girl who would do the whole high school football team in a gang bang, feel guilty about it, and then do the whole high school baseball team to feel better about herself.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 14:16:08
she used to look good, rollingstone cover 35 years ago were good, her chin is wider than my forehead
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 14:25:29
Every single dude commenting would do anything they could to be on that short list. Say anything other than that and whatever...I just don't believe you. You could seriously bounce a quarter off that butt.
That said, I think she's a freaking weirdo who comes off as insecure and really sad. But guess what? So does Angie. Brad, he's just not that bright and John Mayer. I think John Mayer is the picture in the wikipedia entry next to douchebag. They are all overrated in every way.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 14:41:34
this is how her and brad pitt started dating... it was set up through her agents
lets face it - she cant be in the limelight without a famous guy... shes
By virgo, on August 20, 2008 15:36:05
Sorry but I think Mayer the turd was stupid to dump Jennifer. She may be clinging and desperate but he is such a LOSER! I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica and Jen were paid to hang out with that pig fart.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 16:36:26
She should have stayed with Ross, best relationship she ever had!
By Angel A, on August 20, 2008 16:40:54
What would you talk about with Jennifer Aniston? That 9/11 was an inside job, and meanwhile, how did she shave that inch off her thighs?
She's earnest and sincere, but only about herself. She really does represent the average person -- the problem is that no one should congratulate themselves on, or want to be identified with, averageness. There is a fatal inability to see the big picture here.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 16:56:26
Well I hear she can put a dull polish on an Epson printer, if you know what I mean.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 17:00:29
those pics are airbrushed to all hell
furthermore, she is a desperate loser. there's nothing worse than someone who needs a significant other so much that they constantly leak tabloid stories or are miserable enough to have their agent's call random strangers
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 17:41:03
All righty then, I have to repeat this because I'm a miserable bitch.
I was saying to someone how many people regard Ms. Aniston here to be a bit...er...mannish in appearance. And do you know what they said?
"Yeah, like, she's got this huge butt chin. If they ever did a live action version of the Fairly Oddparents, she could play The Crimson Chin better 'n everyone else".
Oh. Snap.
Attention Butch Hartman! Looking for an actor to play The Crimson Chin? Look no further! Aniston needs a job!
(She'd be more like the Clingy Chin though, non?)
By Vigilante, on August 20, 2008 19:06:08
If you believe this story then you are "eat up with dumbass".
By Slick , on August 20, 2008 19:09:29
Yea, she's such a lousy catch, I mean with her MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and tight butt. Face it - we'd all do her.
By RaraAvis, on August 20, 2008 19:21:04
Leave her alone! she is THE BEST!
By K, on August 20, 2008 20:20:05
"Why doesn't you come out here to the Midwest and finds yourself a real man?"
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 13:10:35
I think you answered your own question.
By anonymous, on August 20, 2008 21:06:17
I imagine she's prowling for her next famous manho. Without a famous manho, she won't have paps desperately following her all over the place.
Wasn't her relationship with Pitt set up by their agents too?! That's really sad. It was slightly less sad when she was actually famous and wasn't facing a ticking bioclock, but now it's just pathetic.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 00:44:09
"Well I hear she can put a dull polish on an Epson printer, if you know what I mean."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaLMFAO!!!!!
I'm still fuckin' laughing!!!
By gregarb, on August 21, 2008 07:12:59
You know what she needs? New wardrobe and a new hair style. She's been wearing the same dumpy 90s clothes and the same stupid center part with waves for like 30 years. She needs something new and drastic to make her interesting.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 07:50:57
7:50:57...it would take much more than new hair and clothes to make this tramp interesting. Maybe chin and personality transplants, for starters...
By Storm, on August 21, 2008 10:50:57
"She may be clinging and desperate but he is such a LOSER! I wouldn't be surprised if Jessica and Jen were paid to hang out with that pig fart."
Right, he seems to have lots of difficulty getting pussy.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 10:51:41
What would they talk about??
The benefits of lying out in the sun, what brand of smokes are the best, where is the best restaurant to go on a date, when can they meet Courtney? That about it ....
By erika, on August 21, 2008 11:00:55
John Mayer is a tool though. He seems like one of those sadistic types.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 12:38:21
Jen is probably going to end up 80 years old chasing little boys around on her walker.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 15:49:56
Aw hell, I'll do her.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2008 20:16:52
None of you know her. Remember that....that's the only real, true thing to keep in mind when you form any opinion on these celebs you are obsessed with judging and talking about.
By jed, on August 22, 2008 07:56:17
Apparently, no one.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 08:51:10
First off, I agree with the posters who mentioned about worshipping these people. I can't stand any of them, though I have to admit St. Angelina and her nutty flock send me over the edge.
Back to the topic. I truly don't believe Aniston wants a relationship or a child. One thing that always struck me about her was her devotion to her girlfriends. I saw some interview with her and they were texting her throughout. She said they all have the same sidekick. I thought it was kind of pathetic for a 35 married woman to be so attached to her friends that she couldn't shut off her damn SK for an interview. She was more excited talking about them than her husband. In fact, I NEVER thought she seemed that into Brad.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2008 09:38:46
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