Scrambled eggs shouldn't take 45 minutes. They were probably sitting under a heat lamp all that time and tasted like rubber by the time they got to her.
She obviously had an idea that her dickhead loser boyfriend was up to no good long before he got caught. All she cared about was the constant attention, being showered by ill gotten goods. She's a cunt, no doubt.
I have to agree...not very diva-like IMO. Buying the crew lattes, asking for eggs for breakfast & I'm going to assume that this was the job of the person getting it for her. Its not like she wanted golden eggs hatched in Tahiti or something or sent back the coffee a million times. It can definitely be worse.
Honstly? As someone who works at Starbucks and gets the intern running in with the orders from the bosses specified to how many pumps of syrup, the exact temperature, etc.. this is nothing. Ordering a soy latte as opposed to a regular one? BIG deal.
wait. so she ordered a soy latte and scrambled eggs and that makes her a diva?
I'm not a Hathaway apologeticists, but so-the-fuck-what? If I order scrambled eggs and it takes someone 45 minutes to make it, they're the idiots. not me.
I don't understand why actors get called "divas" for stuff like that. If I asked for a certain thing, I'd expect that that's what I'd get. If it's not, get it right. Do people expect them to say "Even though you got me the wrong thing, it's fine." or something?
Hmm, just thinking out loud here, but maybe, gee I don't know this is a long shot, maybe, just maybe, the restaurant had...other people in it? You know...other people waiting for food, aside from Princess Poisoncunny? Other paying customers? Just a thought, you know? Just a fuckin' wild theory there.
It's not requesting the eggs that makes her a dry gash, it's the fact that she didn't eat them. If you ask for a meal to be prepared, you had best shovel it into your anorexic mouth you cum-guzzling axe-wound. I guarantee she's the same type of person who claims to want to "feed Darfur" and yet she is wasting meals that would feed those spear-chuckers for weeks.
She is NOT a diva, but she sure is funny-looking...especially with the 50's makeup that she loves to sport around. Girls, if you have a huge ass mouth that covers 50% of your face, leave the red lipstick behind.
So I'm at dinner in Venice during the film festival, and there is this annoying girl, whose back is to us, going on and on about the most mundane topics. Then she starts letting in on Kate Hudson and what a bitch she was during the filming of their last movie together and she gets up to go to the bathroom...it is none other that Anne Hathaway. The worst meal ever. I wanted to take my steak knife and drive it through her hand. She had the maturity of an 16 year old and the mouth of a 45 yr old Greek sailor.
"So I'm at dinner in Venice during the film festival, and there is this annoying girl, whose back is to us, going on and on about the most mundane topics. Then she starts letting in on Kate Hudson and what a bitch she was during the filming of their last movie together and she gets up to go to the bathroom...it is none other that Anne Hathaway. The worst meal ever. I wanted to take my steak knife and drive it through her hand. She had the maturity of an 16 year old and the mouth of a 45 yr old Greek sailor."
The fact that she is as ugly as a prematurely born squirrel is more relevant than whether she is a diva. I mean she looks like stupid Disney cartoon animal.
Are her eyes like that naturally, or did she have some kind of plastic surgery on them? Neither of her parents' eyes are that freaky looking. Jessica Simpleton has the same weirdness about her eyes; kinda looks like when the doctor pulls the lower lids down to examine them. Weird.
Her face looks like you're seeing her reflection in a round Christmas ornament, or like you're seeing her through the peep-hole in a front door--but it's just her damn freaky, for-real face. Trippy!
OK, anon 17:52, do you mean to tell me that if someone gave you money and success, you would REFUSE THAT? Ya, I beg to differ. The only reason you call other "girls" shallow and money-grubbing is because you don't have any money and you're not pretty enough to be shallow. Wake up.
"Hmm, just thinking out loud here, but maybe, gee I don't know this is a long shot, maybe, just maybe, the restaurant had...other people in it? You know...other people waiting for food, aside from Princess Poisoncunny? Other paying customers? Just a thought, you know? Just a fuckin' wild theory there."
I don't care how many people were in the restaurant, a meal--especially SCRAMBLED EGGS--does not take that long! If I ordered eggs that took that long, I'd be bitching more than she probably did.
21:04 - You're 0 for 3. I'm a male. Just letting you know that not every woman desires to have enough money and power to treat others like garbage. If you want to treat people like crap, chances are you already do so, even without money and looks. You are going to end up alone and miserable if you don't change your ways. Just friendly advice, I honestly don't mean any offense.
"I don't care how many people were in the restaurant, a meal--especially SCRAMBLED EGGS--does not take that long!"
Hmm, we're talking past each other. You're not understanding what I said, so I'll try a new tactic & volume.
THE RESTAURANT COULD HAVE HAD A 30 MINUTE WAIT FOR A TABLE. POPULAR BREAKFAST DINERS IN MAJOR CITIES TEND TO GET CROWDED. NOBODY IS ARGUING THAT SCRAMBLED EGGS TAKE 45 MINUTES TO COOK.
J-Bird... She wasn't waiting for a table, she was getting to go. Unless the restaurant was completely crowded with EVERYONE else getting to go orders as well, it shouldn't take 45 minutes to get the food... especially just scrambled eggs
You're an idiot. Peon PA's are supposed to ask if she wants a latte and breakfast, then get whatever she wants. Some of you idiots should go work in the business for a day or two. This was probably completely emotionless and mundane to everyone but you fucks.
You're an idiot. Peon PA's are supposed to ask if she wants a latte and breakfast, then get whatever she wants. Some of you idiots should go work in the business for a day or two. This was probably completely emotionless and mundane to everyone but you fucks.
The last time I checked, to-go orders get sent directly back to the kitchen and generally get taken care of first because the people who are ordering the to-go items, aren't sitting at the comfort of a table with drinks and conversation to make the time go by faster. We all know scrambled eggs take 3 minutes to prepare. I don't give a f*ck if she didn't eat them when they got them back to her - it could have been for any reason whatsoever - they were cold, she felt sick, she wasn't hungry for them after 45 f*cking minutes. Who cares? Changing her mind doesn't make her a b*tch - but you continue to jump on the assumption bandwagon there, Champ.
Dear "Trying to help you, Sweetie" Thanks for the advice. I am going to go pull up my bootstraps now and thank the lord that folks like you are willing to help out a schleppy fat girl like me with no money, no lover, and no prospects. It's so nice to find out that someone on the internet cares about me. Now I can abort my plans to swallow a .45. Sincerely, The Woman Who Doesn't Give a Shit and Would Take Money and Success if It Was Given to Her.
J-Bird, thanks for clarifying so helpfully. However, I waited tables through high school in Boston and college in New York--both small restaurants and fairly high end. If I let someone wait 45 minutes after ordering, I'd definitely expect to be bitched out at the very least. I don't claim to be the world's leading expert in restaurant management, but in my experience anyway, 12:45:16 is right too: to-go orders are usually taken care of right away.
Anyway, my original point was that it's not like she told everyone she wanted to take an extended breakfast break. She asked for a soy latte and eggs. Hey, for all I know she's a raging bitch, but this isn't evidence of it.
i have another thing to point out. Withe the frying pan already going etc.. the eggs esp can be cooked just like that. No way in hell it would take 45 minutes with the to go order being taken care of first, how fast they cook, and the burner already heated up. I think 10 minutes to 20 at the very most to get the eggs out to the person. But 20 is max and highly unlikely!
Also I hate anne! She knew what her bf was doing! No one is that naive or dumb! And it's not like she was poor and thought hmm i'm tired of living without money, i'll just ignore it and take the money. NO, the girl is an actress making tons of money, no excuse to ignore it! If she was in poverty i would understand her not saying anything to him and dumping him. Also if she knew and then turned him in after spending the money she knew where it came from, that is some messed up shit and she should burn in hell! That means she spent it knowingly and then when it was time and she was tired of him, turned him in to make herself look good. That's worse than what he did!
Also I hate anne! She knew what her bf was doing! No one is that naive or dumb! And it's not like she was poor and thought hmm i'm tired of living without money, i'll just ignore it and take the money. NO, the girl is an actress making tons of money, no excuse to ignore it! If she was in poverty i would understand her not saying anything to him and dumping him. Also if she knew and then turned him in after spending the money she knew where it came from, that is some messed up shit and she should burn in hell! That means she spent it knowingly and then when it was time and she was tired of him, turned him in to make herself look good. That's worse than what he did!
In America is it not customary to specify the type of milk one has in ones' coffee? 'Cause up here in the Great White, you can even ask for... gasp... sugar in it, too! OR EVEN NOT.
And eggs take about 10 minutes to make. WTF, why did she have to wait 45 minutes? I would not touch them, either. The hunger feeling would have passed!
Does not sound "Diva" to me! Take some lessons from Mariah, Anne!
58 Comments:
Leave Your CommentTo her credit, that guy was a huge dong. I'd probably think I deserved that lifestyle for awhile too.
By Ashley Z, on September 18, 2008 09:03:57
The real tragedy here is why it takes 45 minutes to get scrambled eggs from a restaurant next door!!!
By JBoogie, on September 18, 2008 09:05:35
Specifying the type of milk she wants in her latte and the four others she's buying for the crew? What a raging bitch! It's called ordering coffee.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:07:29
Scrambled eggs shouldn't take 45 minutes. They were probably sitting under a heat lamp all that time and tasted like rubber by the time they got to her.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:10:10
I hate soy milk. YUCK. There's no reason to drink that shit unless you're lactose intolerant.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:11:35
She looks like a cartoon. Huge eyes, huge nose, huge mouth. YUCK.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:13:52
All the latte orders were the same, and all she wanted was scrambled eggs. That makes her a bitch and a diva? WTF?
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:14:15
She obviously had an idea that her dickhead loser boyfriend was up to no good long before he got caught. All she cared about was the constant attention, being showered by ill gotten goods. She's a cunt, no doubt.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:43:24
I have to agree...not very diva-like IMO. Buying the crew lattes, asking for eggs for breakfast & I'm going to assume that this was the job of the person getting it for her. Its not like she wanted golden eggs hatched in Tahiti or something or sent back the coffee a million times. It can definitely be worse.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:55:04
Sounds like someones a little cranky about their job as GOFER.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:55:41
Um, If I were a rich & famous movie star, I'd expect some scrambled eggs too, damn it!
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:57:11
Honstly? As someone who works at Starbucks and gets the intern running in with the orders from the bosses specified to how many pumps of syrup, the exact temperature, etc.. this is nothing. Ordering a soy latte as opposed to a regular one? BIG deal.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:58:05
September 18, 2008 09:14:15
No, it makes her a cunt.........
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 10:01:46
She looks like Michael Jackson
By stef, on September 18, 2008 10:06:23
Ordering soy lattes for your crew and asking for scrambled eggs for breakfast? raging bitch? ummm okay.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 10:26:28
Soy lattes and scrambled eggs seem pretty easy. Where was she, Siberia? Wait, they probably have those things there too.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 11:08:43
None of this stuff sounds bad, eggs? Lattes? SLOW NEWS DAY!
By Alan, on September 18, 2008 11:33:08
As the CEO of 'Jihadmustdestroyalljewsandgivechildrenaidspraiseallah, Inc.', I take exception to your tomfoolery.
(We're an Internet-based mayonnaise distribution network. And just kiddin', I think you're hilarious.)
By lickingtoad, on September 18, 2008 11:41:46
why is latte and eggs a diva?
By leelee, on September 18, 2008 11:50:45
...last boyfriend was a millionaire who became a millionaire by lying to people...
Hey, isn't that how those guys on Wall St did it?
By Fred, on September 18, 2008 11:59:15
wait. so she ordered a soy latte and scrambled eggs and that makes her a diva?
I'm not a Hathaway apologeticists, but so-the-fuck-what? If I order scrambled eggs and it takes someone 45 minutes to make it, they're the idiots. not me.
By i don't like you in any way, on September 18, 2008 12:03:21
Yeah, ordering coffee for people and asking for what she prefers for breakfast. What a bitch!
/sarcasm
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 12:05:38
I don't understand why actors get called "divas" for stuff like that. If I asked for a certain thing, I'd expect that that's what I'd get. If it's not, get it right. Do people expect them to say "Even though you got me the wrong thing, it's fine." or something?
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 12:12:06
"Scrambled eggs shouldn't take 45 minutes."
Hmm, just thinking out loud here, but maybe, gee I don't know this is a long shot, maybe, just maybe, the restaurant had...other people in it? You know...other people waiting for food, aside from Princess Poisoncunny? Other paying customers? Just a thought, you know? Just a fuckin' wild theory there.
By J-Bird, on September 18, 2008 12:15:06
It's not requesting the eggs that makes her a dry gash, it's the fact that she didn't eat them. If you ask for a meal to be prepared, you had best shovel it into your anorexic mouth you cum-guzzling axe-wound. I guarantee she's the same type of person who claims to want to "feed Darfur" and yet she is wasting meals that would feed those spear-chuckers for weeks.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 12:40:39
Buying coffee and getting breakfast is a PA's job... that hardly makes her a bitch. So what if she hardly ate them.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 13:13:20
She is NOT a diva, but she sure is funny-looking...especially with the 50's makeup that she loves to sport around. Girls, if you have a huge ass mouth that covers 50% of your face, leave the red lipstick behind.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 13:13:40
So I'm at dinner in Venice during the film festival, and there is this annoying girl, whose back is to us, going on and on about the most mundane topics. Then she starts letting in on Kate Hudson and what a bitch she was during the filming of their last movie together and she gets up to go to the bathroom...it is none other that Anne Hathaway. The worst meal ever. I wanted to take my steak knife and drive it through her hand. She had the maturity of an 16 year old and the mouth of a 45 yr old Greek sailor.
By FlyOnTheWall, on September 18, 2008 13:57:54
"So what if she hardly ate them."
See the post above yours, retard.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 13:58:56
"So I'm at dinner in Venice during the film festival, and there is this annoying girl, whose back is to us, going on and on about the most mundane topics. Then she starts letting in on Kate Hudson and what a bitch she was during the filming of their last movie together and she gets up to go to the bathroom...it is none other that Anne Hathaway. The worst meal ever. I wanted to take my steak knife and drive it through her hand. She had the maturity of an 16 year old and the mouth of a 45 yr old Greek sailor."
There's a 0.00001% chance any of this is true.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 14:00:44
Good for her.
All of us women wish we had the money, time, beauty and success to be bitches.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 14:10:20
The fact that she is as ugly as a prematurely born squirrel is more relevant than whether she is a diva. I mean she looks like stupid Disney cartoon animal.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 14:36:07
She didn't eat the bagels on offer at the shoot because she knew this site would call her fat if she did. She's watching her carbs!
Ordering coffee (especially if most of them are for the crew) and breakfast does not a diva make.
By Hyperbole, on September 18, 2008 15:16:45
Are her eyes like that naturally, or did she have some kind of plastic surgery on them? Neither of her parents' eyes are that freaky looking. Jessica Simpleton has the same weirdness about her eyes; kinda looks like when the doctor pulls the lower lids down to examine them. Weird.
Any old photos of her pre-fame? I've wondered.
By Sami, on September 18, 2008 16:15:48
"All of us women wish we had the money, time, beauty and success to be bitches. "
Nope, not every girl is a shallow money-grubbing cunt. Sorry.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 17:52:04
Even Mother Teresa would have been label a "diva" in today's media.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 18:35:31
...
kinda sounds like me in the morning...
:: yawn ::
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 18:52:15
Many people are allergic to cow milk. It doesn't make you a bitch to request something that won't make you sick.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 19:24:32
Her face looks like you're seeing her reflection in a round Christmas ornament, or like you're seeing her through the peep-hole in a front door--but it's just her damn freaky, for-real face. Trippy!
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 19:41:59
OK, anon 17:52,
do you mean to tell me that if someone gave you money and success, you would REFUSE THAT? Ya, I beg to differ. The only reason you call other "girls" shallow and money-grubbing is because you don't have any money and you're not pretty enough to be shallow. Wake up.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 21:04:09
"Hmm, just thinking out loud here, but maybe, gee I don't know this is a long shot, maybe, just maybe, the restaurant had...other people in it? You know...other people waiting for food, aside from Princess Poisoncunny? Other paying customers? Just a thought, you know? Just a fuckin' wild theory there."
I don't care how many people were in the restaurant, a meal--especially SCRAMBLED EGGS--does not take that long! If I ordered eggs that took that long, I'd be bitching more than she probably did.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 03:31:47
21:04 - You're 0 for 3. I'm a male. Just letting you know that not every woman desires to have enough money and power to treat others like garbage. If you want to treat people like crap, chances are you already do so, even without money and looks. You are going to end up alone and miserable if you don't change your ways. Just friendly advice, I honestly don't mean any offense.
By Trying to help you, Sweetie, on September 19, 2008 05:15:51
she certainly has the dick-sucking lips, don't she?
By jt, on September 19, 2008 07:40:24
"I don't care how many people were in the restaurant, a meal--especially SCRAMBLED EGGS--does not take that long!"
Hmm, we're talking past each other. You're not understanding what I said, so I'll try a new tactic & volume.
THE RESTAURANT COULD HAVE HAD A 30 MINUTE WAIT FOR A TABLE. POPULAR BREAKFAST DINERS IN MAJOR CITIES TEND TO GET CROWDED. NOBODY IS ARGUING THAT SCRAMBLED EGGS TAKE 45 MINUTES TO COOK.
Hopefully that got the message across.
By J-Bird, on September 19, 2008 09:02:50
J-Bird...
She wasn't waiting for a table, she was getting to go. Unless the restaurant was completely crowded with EVERYONE else getting to go orders as well, it shouldn't take 45 minutes to get the food... especially just scrambled eggs
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 10:28:47
You're an idiot. Peon PA's are supposed to ask if she wants a latte and breakfast, then get whatever she wants. Some of you idiots should go work in the business for a day or two. This was probably completely emotionless and mundane to everyone but you fucks.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 11:58:55
You're an idiot. Peon PA's are supposed to ask if she wants a latte and breakfast, then get whatever she wants. Some of you idiots should go work in the business for a day or two. This was probably completely emotionless and mundane to everyone but you fucks.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 11:59:07
"Some of you idiots should go work in the business for a day or two."
TEH BUSINESS! OMG IT'S TEH BUSINESS!! I'VE WURKED THERE, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS in TEH BUSINESS!!
Get over yourself.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 12:38:00
The last time I checked, to-go orders get sent directly back to the kitchen and generally get taken care of first because the people who are ordering the to-go items, aren't sitting at the comfort of a table with drinks and conversation to make the time go by faster. We all know scrambled eggs take 3 minutes to prepare. I don't give a f*ck if she didn't eat them when they got them back to her - it could have been for any reason whatsoever - they were cold, she felt sick, she wasn't hungry for them after 45 f*cking minutes. Who cares? Changing her mind doesn't make her a b*tch - but you continue to jump on the assumption bandwagon there, Champ.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 12:45:16
12:45:16 - You are allowed to spell the word "bitch" on the internet. Mommy can't see you all the way down in the basement, the coast is clear.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 15:27:39
Dear "Trying to help you, Sweetie"
Thanks for the advice. I am going to go pull up my bootstraps now and thank the lord that folks like you are willing to help out a schleppy fat girl like me with no money, no lover, and no prospects. It's so nice to find out that someone on the internet cares about me. Now I can abort my plans to swallow a .45.
Sincerely,
The Woman Who Doesn't Give a Shit and Would Take Money and Success if It Was Given to Her.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 17:54:32
J-Bird, thanks for clarifying so helpfully. However, I waited tables through high school in Boston and college in New York--both small restaurants and fairly high end. If I let someone wait 45 minutes after ordering, I'd definitely expect to be bitched out at the very least. I don't claim to be the world's leading expert in restaurant management, but in my experience anyway, 12:45:16 is right too: to-go orders are usually taken care of right away.
Anyway, my original point was that it's not like she told everyone she wanted to take an extended breakfast break. She asked for a soy latte and eggs. Hey, for all I know she's a raging bitch, but this isn't evidence of it.
By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 23:15:15
"schleppy"?
Oy vey!
By Fred, on September 20, 2008 04:43:02
i have another thing to point out. Withe the frying pan already going etc.. the eggs esp can be cooked just like that. No way in hell it would take 45 minutes with the to go order being taken care of first, how fast they cook, and the burner already heated up. I think 10 minutes to 20 at the very most to get the eggs out to the person. But 20 is max and highly unlikely!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2008 17:21:41
Also I hate anne! She knew what her bf was doing! No one is that naive or dumb! And it's not like she was poor and thought hmm i'm tired of living without money, i'll just ignore it and take the money. NO, the girl is an actress making tons of money, no excuse to ignore it! If she was in poverty i would understand her not saying anything to him and dumping him. Also if she knew and then turned him in after spending the money she knew where it came from, that is some messed up shit and she should burn in hell! That means she spent it knowingly and then when it was time and she was tired of him, turned him in to make herself look good. That's worse than what he did!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2008 17:25:38
Also I hate anne! She knew what her bf was doing! No one is that naive or dumb! And it's not like she was poor and thought hmm i'm tired of living without money, i'll just ignore it and take the money. NO, the girl is an actress making tons of money, no excuse to ignore it! If she was in poverty i would understand her not saying anything to him and dumping him. Also if she knew and then turned him in after spending the money she knew where it came from, that is some messed up shit and she should burn in hell! That means she spent it knowingly and then when it was time and she was tired of him, turned him in to make herself look good. That's worse than what he did!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2008 17:25:42
In America is it not customary to specify the type of milk one has in ones' coffee? 'Cause up here in the Great White, you can even ask for... gasp... sugar in it, too! OR EVEN NOT.
And eggs take about 10 minutes to make. WTF, why did she have to wait 45 minutes? I would not touch them, either. The hunger feeling would have passed!
Does not sound "Diva" to me! Take some lessons from Mariah, Anne!
By anonymous, on September 21, 2008 22:54:47
I'm an idiot . . . I clicked on a link to Follieri's website and it downloaded a virus! Please don't tell my IT department.
By anonymous, on September 22, 2008 16:22:16
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