Soooooooooo....what did this tool actually do (except con a bunch of lame-ass tourists into standing around Central Park for a couple of hours and howling like loons?)
I just don't understand--where's the magic? Isn't he a "magician?" Some other website quoted his PR guy as basically saying "aw, give the guy a break!"
Now if he was hanging by his balls for 60 hours, maybe then I'd give him a break. Or if he actually disappeared into thin air. LIKE A FUCKING MAGICIAN.
He is in the clear because he now refers to himself as an "edurance artist". That means he can revolve an entire show around himself sitting in front of the TV touching himself. People will still watch and pay.
Jon, everytime you turn on the TV or go to a movie you are part of "the Performing for retards" cause you must be retarded to support any of it. I agree with you but the real problem is the sponsers!
"That was lame. He should really go back to doing card tricks. "
Totally agree. I've always liked David Blaine, but the dive of death thing was a total waste of time. It's almost as if he said "ha ha, chumps! For my next trick I'll make your time and money disappear."
Yeah he's losing his touch, like when they were showing him at those black peoples house doing tricks, when he took the $1 bill's and turned them into $100, if you were watching closely as he counted the $1 bills right as he counted the last bill you could see the other bill's palmed in his hand.
The only thing any of you fucktards could endure is either A. Getting fucked up the ass for hours, or B) Beating off to gay porn while sitting in the bedroom of your current residence, i.e. your parents trailer house. Idiots.
Do you know the South Park episode "Super Best Friends"?:
A street magician named David Blaine comes to South Park. The boys are tricked into joining "Blaintologists", a cult. Stan is creeped out and soon leaves; Kyle refuses to join him. Stan looks for help from South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus.
"The only thing any of you fucktards could endure is either A. Getting fucked up the ass for hours, or B) Beating off to gay porn while sitting in the bedroom of your current residence, i.e. your parents trailer house."
You see, black people worship David Blaine. So, to insult Blaine on the internet will result in the receipt of insults laden with terms such as "trailer park" or "ignorant", ect.
That son of a bitch din't do shit for two days he just likes to fuck with stupid people who stand around to watch all the shit he does he is not cool he is just a hustler when will people stop paying attention to his stupid crap ,next time just keep walking don't pay attention to him his so call magic aka stunts are retarded just garbage stupid ass bony bitch kelly ripa was talking to him upsidedown stupid twat
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Leave Your CommentThis guy made millions by hanging upside down for 2.5 days with a mandatory 10 minute break every hour.
I'm in the wrong business. Performing for retards is where it's at.
By Jon, on September 25, 2008 07:31:07
So tired of this douche. I wish he'd retire. That Criss Angel fag can go fuck himself too.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:33:22
Soooooooooo....what did this tool actually do (except con a bunch of lame-ass tourists into standing around Central Park for a couple of hours and howling like loons?)
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:33:48
LOL how embarrassing. Blaine is such a douchebag.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:39:09
I was waiting to climax, but it looks like he came premature
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:43:25
That was lame. He should really go back to doing card tricks.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:44:59
I just don't understand--where's the magic? Isn't he a "magician?" Some other website quoted his PR guy as basically saying "aw, give the guy a break!"
Now if he was hanging by his balls for 60 hours, maybe then I'd give him a break. Or if he actually disappeared into thin air. LIKE A FUCKING MAGICIAN.
By ISBN, on September 25, 2008 07:49:37
He is in the clear because he now refers to himself as an "edurance artist". That means he can revolve an entire show around himself sitting in front of the TV touching himself. People will still watch and pay.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:53:55
Sigh! If only he really would disappear for good.
By jtg, on September 25, 2008 07:56:49
whos paying him to do this lame ass shit?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 08:01:01
whos paying him to do this lame ass shit?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 08:01:01
His fantards.
By Jon, on September 25, 2008 08:09:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY
If Blaine could do stuff like this I might actually enjoy him.
By TAP, on September 25, 2008 08:10:33
I don't get it. What did he do?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 08:31:11
Jon, everytime you turn on the TV or go to a movie you are part of "the Performing for retards" cause you must be retarded to support any of it.
I agree with you but the real problem is the sponsers!
By markeeoo, on September 25, 2008 08:34:07
"I just don't understand--where's the magic?"
Yeah, he should actually use magic like the other magicians.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 09:33:35
He's magically gay.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 09:35:28
"That was lame. He should really go back to doing card tricks. "
Totally agree. I've always liked David Blaine, but the dive of death thing was a total waste of time. It's almost as if he said "ha ha, chumps! For my next trick I'll make your time and money disappear."
By Santos, on September 25, 2008 09:39:09
Endurance Artist eh?
i have an idea for his next stunt - how about people beat him with aluminum bats and golf clubs and see how long he can "endure".
fuckhead.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 09:45:59
someone needs to explain to his fantards that douchebaggery should not be rewarded with positive reinforcement.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 10:03:44
Endurance Artist eh?
i have an idea for his next stunt - how about people beat him with aluminum bats and golf clubs and see how long he can "endure".
fuckhead.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 09:45:59
^^^^^
LOL!! Love it!!!
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 10:19:27
Yeah he's losing his touch, like when they were showing him at those black peoples house doing tricks, when he took the $1 bill's and turned them into $100, if you were watching closely as he counted the $1 bills right as he counted the last bill you could see the other bill's palmed in his hand.
By Trax, on September 25, 2008 10:30:55
The only thing any of you fucktards could endure is either A. Getting fucked up the ass for hours, or B) Beating off to gay porn while sitting in the bedroom of your current residence, i.e. your parents trailer house.
Idiots.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 10:49:51
"One day I will return and rule the earth twaaaaaaa."
By David Blaine, as told to Stan, on September 25, 2008 11:52:43
I'd say he jumped the shark, but he actually crashed INTO the shark
By Pete, on September 25, 2008 12:00:27
Do you know the South Park episode "Super Best Friends"?:
A street magician named David Blaine comes to South Park. The boys are tricked into joining "Blaintologists", a cult. Stan is creeped out and soon leaves; Kyle refuses to join him. Stan looks for help from South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus.
Dont miss it.
By Eric Cartman, on September 25, 2008 12:16:20
I hear Blaine was inspired by the ancient hanging turds of Babylon.
By Fred, on September 25, 2008 12:51:31
"The only thing any of you fucktards could endure is either A. Getting fucked up the ass for hours, or B) Beating off to gay porn while sitting in the bedroom of your current residence, i.e. your parents trailer house."
You see, black people worship David Blaine. So, to insult Blaine on the internet will result in the receipt of insults laden with terms such as "trailer park" or "ignorant", ect.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 12:58:42
That son of a bitch din't do shit for two days he just likes to fuck with stupid people who stand around to watch all the shit he does he is not cool he is just a hustler when will people stop paying attention to his stupid crap ,next time just keep walking don't pay attention to him his so call magic aka stunts are retarded just garbage stupid ass bony bitch kelly ripa was talking to him upsidedown stupid twat
By BLAINE SUCKS BALLS, on September 25, 2008 13:15:25
BLAINE SUCKS BALLS 13:15:25
Punctuation is your friend, you illiterate douche.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:37:27
You see, black people worship David Blaine.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 12:58:42
no, we don't. and what the fuck makes u think that?
By Niecy, on September 25, 2008 16:32:54
Wow. Looks like celeb PR people really do read this site.
Must be tough work.
By Fred, on September 25, 2008 16:55:58
He actually floated off on these giant balloons. it was totally lame and dont think it worked like it was supposed to. HA!
By nycjack, on September 25, 2008 19:12:42
^^^^^hey people we found the person that sucks David Blaine's dick aawww ,so while you read this you are getting banged by him how nice
thats why you worry about some person puntuation and don't want to say anything about your boyfriend David
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 23:02:30
13:37:27 - David, why do your stunts suck so badly?
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 01:52:46
Why is this douchbag famous again? time for him and his douchbaggery to vanish permanently.
By NubianGoddez, on September 26, 2008 15:52:53
Stupidest stunt ever. houdini is rolling in his grave!!!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 19:28:39
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