I like that story about John Lennon when, after returning to Liverpool after becoming famous, his wife asked him if he had cheated on her and supposedly Lennon relied "Cynthia, there have been hundreds"
So, in other words...he fucked up, his wife caught him, and now he's blaming a mental illness. Look Sweetie, it's not my fault! I'm a victim with a disease that makes me do these things!
Euw. He's gross. And they have a kid named Kyd? What the hell is that? First Ugly Rumer, now a kid named Kyd. I think I'll name my babies Chylde, Progeni, Spawne, Fetiss and Begatte.
Seriously, though, he is GROSS. Get rid of him, Tea. Or Coffee, or whatever your name is.
"Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him."
So he is saying that it is impossible for him to be faithful to his wife. What a piece of shit. Why did he get married then? Why ruin someone else's life just because you are a complete fucking idiot? He is sick and should be castrated and have his bloody balls force fed to him.
Unfortuantely, "legions of women" is probably correct. It is amazing what some women will do for attention - including fucking has-beens like Duchovny.
10:24, darling, you know I love ya. But you're not doing much for my faith in humanity.
Ever wonder if the crazy cult people have it right? If we should all be building bunkers and digging moats around our houses? Because when I see things like David Duckbill there and hear that he's being followed by "Legions" of women willing to bang a has-been, I have doubts in the future of the planet.
Then again, one could argue that one should not believe everything one reads (on every site except for this one).
David Duchovny is my dad. He's a role model for many young lads. He fucks hotness and he watches hotness. Is wife needs to step up her game though. Seriously. I think we are in agreement on that one. This is a lesson to all ladies out there. Please your man...or you will suffer the consequences. Trust me Duchovny pulls the trigger..and so do I...
He's 1/2 dirtbag, ya'll can see it. If just 1 of his parents came from a smidgeon better gene pool, he'd be off the charts. What parent do you think I'm talking about?
love david and he is sensitive, i am sorry tea got hurt but, it's not fair for david to be with one women for the rest of his life, he's cute and should spread the love around, i want some.
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Leave Your CommentI like that story about John Lennon when, after returning to Liverpool after becoming famous, his wife asked him if he had cheated on her and supposedly Lennon relied "Cynthia, there have been hundreds"
By Lee Cadaver, on September 5, 2008 04:02:48
And what's so wrong with that!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 05:33:14
Are we supposed to be shocked by this? Or even care?
By Willa Dodge, on September 5, 2008 05:50:50
Is it really his fault that he wants to bang other chicks? Look at his wife. Geezus.
By Hot Rob, on September 5, 2008 06:04:03
So Sad. Leoni deserves so much better
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 06:41:05
So, in other words...he fucked up, his wife caught him, and now he's blaming a mental illness. Look Sweetie, it's not my fault! I'm a victim with a disease that makes me do these things!
God bless America.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 06:42:30
No such thing as "Sex Addiction". But then again I'm asexual so what do I know or care? :)
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 07:04:04
Tea is fugly and David wants to fuck pretty chicks who don't look like his bulldyke wife. He should just get a divorce and get it over with.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 07:38:38
DiVoO R CE . She would be dumb not too. Sorry ,but you man cheats ,you have been open to STD's etc.
By Divy, on September 5, 2008 08:12:30
Tea is looking rather milfy.
By yesiwould, on September 5, 2008 09:41:13
Euw. He's gross. And they have a kid named Kyd? What the hell is that? First Ugly Rumer, now a kid named Kyd. I think I'll name my babies Chylde, Progeni, Spawne, Fetiss and Begatte.
Seriously, though, he is GROSS. Get rid of him, Tea. Or Coffee, or whatever your name is.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 5, 2008 09:42:11
"Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him."
So he is saying that it is impossible for him to be faithful to his wife. What a piece of shit. Why did he get married then? Why ruin someone else's life just because you are a complete fucking idiot? He is sick and should be castrated and have his bloody balls force fed to him.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:49:00
Legions of women? LEGIONS???
He's got to stop going to those Comic Book Conventions.
You know, dry up the source of the problem and all that shit.
By Vigilante, on September 5, 2008 09:58:52
Unfortuantely, "legions of women" is probably correct. It is amazing what some women will do for attention - including fucking has-beens like Duchovny.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:24:24
Nice body language in the main photo... This marriage is toast.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:26:54
I never understood women who stand by their cheating fuckers. Pathetic.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:49:49
I think monogamy is unrealistic to begin with, epecially in a celebrity marriage.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 11:21:29
LOL...Whattaya know? LMS came up with a good one! :)
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 5, 2008 12:40:04
10:24, darling, you know I love ya. But you're not doing much for my faith in humanity.
Ever wonder if the crazy cult people have it right? If we should all be building bunkers and digging moats around our houses? Because when I see things like David Duckbill there and hear that he's being followed by "Legions" of women willing to bang a has-been, I have doubts in the future of the planet.
Then again, one could argue that one should not believe everything one reads (on every site except for this one).
By Vigilante, on September 5, 2008 13:22:15
Tea is looking like old Sharon Stone and David a sensitive new age guy.
Cheating is really about having a self-centered, egotistic mindset, and a sense of entitlement.
By silver_viper, on September 5, 2008 19:56:06
We will soon learn that Duchovny's "Uncle Timmy" used to molest him. Just wait. The guy is nuts on many levels.
By Decker, on September 5, 2008 20:24:16
Too bad for the kids and her. 35 days isn't going to fix compulsive behavior.
By Sara "Tommy" Lee, on September 5, 2008 21:01:31
he's an ugly bastard. She should be the one cheating.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 00:34:39
David Duchovny is my dad. He's a role model for many young lads. He fucks hotness and he watches hotness. Is wife needs to step up her game though. Seriously. I think we are in agreement on that one. This is a lesson to all ladies out there. Please your man...or you will suffer the consequences. Trust me Duchovny pulls the trigger..and so do I...
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 09:44:06
I was suspicious of this story until I found out it was reported in the NATIONAL ENQUIRER! Removed all doubts!
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 22:15:49
He's 1/2 dirtbag, ya'll can see it. If just 1 of his parents came from a smidgeon better gene pool, he'd be off the charts. What parent do you think I'm talking about?
By Nan, on September 8, 2008 00:41:55
D square is such a pussy.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 13:50:19
love david and he is sensitive, i am sorry tea got hurt but, it's not fair for david to be with one women for the rest of his life, he's cute and should spread the love around, i want some.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 23:23:43
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