Wow! My hat is off to David Spade. Where else but in Hollyweird wold a dweeb that looks like him be able to get a chick that looks like her? If it were real life, he's be eating cheetos in a trailer somewhere with a chick that looks like Amy Winehouse.
"Being rich and famous is all it takes to get any beautiful woman you want."
For a while anyway, up until your sperm create a living, breathing ATM machine inside of her womb. I guarantee the only things Spade will be "getting" from her now are a bill for child support and a massive fucking headache.
You don't need to use any lines on the whores at the Playboy Mansion. She's not a very memorable Playmate so I'm sure she was screwing any sorta famous guy she could. Maybe Spade will give her a part in Joe Dirt 2.
Let's break this down Anon 09:58:41, David Spade isn't that rich, he isn't that famous, he is single but I really wouldn't go as far as to cal him a "man."
David Spade is still a working actor and comedian. He gets paid. He's single, has no other kids, and from what I've heard he doesn't live an extravagant lifestyle, so probably has a lot of money saved. He has a lot more money than she'll ever have in her life and probably didn't get paid all that much for posing in Playboy. She might be dumb, but getting sperminated by Spade wasn't dumb.
Yes, you're a moron. Stop fighting about it and learn how to spell so you look smart. Then go look at those titties on this post and masturbate. Then go take a nap.
At least David Spade has worked consistently for years. He was on SNL, did that comedy that was on for a long time (about a fashion magazine?), had some show of his own and has done movies...at any rate my point being he is leagues above Pauly Shore. But then aren't we all.
"If proven to be the faher.." In other words, these two did not have some long lasting deep relationship...in other words, they were briefly ,casual fu*ck friends and Jillian has cash to last $$$$$$$$$$$ David ,ya' should have asked Bill Marr for acondom. He is always at the Playboy Party's. David and Bill were there together . They are always at the Playboy Party's.
Whhhaaaaat??? I can't believe this girl would waste her time on HIM! She's ruined her body for a washed up, untalented, UGLY actor...BLECH. She was sooo pretty. And it's Bill Maher (the douchebag) not Bill Marr, Jackpot$
COME ON PEOPLE IS HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA WHERE CHICKS IN THEIR 20'S ARE WHORES so why surprise that little bastard got her preggers all you have to say over there is CREDIT CARD or CASH and the girls will "love" you
You could be a retard in a wheel chair and get chicks like this anywhere in the world as log as you got the $dough$. Money talks my friends, Don't matter where you are, you can wet your weiner if you flash some cash, and if the girl is dumb enough you can leave behind a load that'll give you a surprise 9 months later.
did anyone here take french class? If so, they would realize that the extra "e" is only for referring to the female gender. Kind of like fiancee vs. fiance. As for Mr. "women are dumb"- yeah, so dumb they need to correct your spelling, you ignorant f*ck.
Boys, learn to use condoms properly. Especially with "fuck buddies". Or I guess STI's don't exist in Hollywood, right? Or at least if you don't intend to get the person you're fucking pregnant.
1) This chick is a walking talking sperm receptacle.
2) David spade fucking this golddigger without protection shows how much a dumbass he is, and how much of a whore she is; she'd fuck a monkey if it ensured she was on the gravy train for life.
do you guys know that she was first on the howard stern show as one of those girls they judge hot enough to be in playboy? and she had small boobs so the show hooked her up with the titty Dr. and walah. I think she was like 18 at the time.
Anon 0:36; she actually was on Stern because her mom wrote in to the show and said she could be good enough for Playboy. I watched it religiously when it was on the E! channel. So, Stern had her flown out to be judged, her pics were then sent to Playboy (along with a call from Stern himself), and she landed Playmate of the Month. Basically, her own mom pimped her out.
If this beautiful angel would be my girl I'd do anything to save her from having that evil gnomes baby. I would have gone so far as to barge into their hotel room the moment after he fired his money shot into her love hole - and just jumped in and placed my mouth on her honey pot to create maximum suction and then...I would have sucked that demon seed out of her and spit just like I was saving a friend from a rattle snake bite. That's love.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI guess blonds really are dumb.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:48:14
It's spelled blondes, not blonds. Females are blonde, males are blond. Who's dumb?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:49:50
David Spade? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:50:17
this girl had sex with pauly shore as well. talk about bad taste in men. most of these playboy playmates will sleep with anyone in hollywood.
By anne, on September 4, 2008 09:54:28
Wow! My hat is off to David Spade. Where else but in Hollyweird wold a dweeb that looks like him be able to get a chick that looks like her? If it were real life, he's be eating cheetos in a trailer somewhere with a chick that looks like Amy Winehouse.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:54:44
"It's spelled blondes, not blonds. Females are blonde, males are blond. Who's dumb?"
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:49:50
OK. Let me rephrase that. I guess women really are dumb.
By 09:48:14, on September 4, 2008 09:56:04
She's obviously not dumb if she got herself knocked up by a rich/famous single man. She's set for life now.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 09:58:41
I think Spade probably still had to use ether and duct tape to get this chick. Either that or she has no self esteem.
Hmmm, sleeping with Spade and posing in Playboy..... I'd go out on a limb and say both.
By Gerald_Tarrant, on September 4, 2008 09:59:44
Being rich and famous is all it takes to get any beautiful woman you want.
By THE PUNISHER, on September 4, 2008 10:02:58
you supply the "party", she supplies the pussy.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:07:12
females are blonde? males are blond? since when? just two variations of spelling the same word. neither word is associated with gender! who's a moron?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:37:35
Females are "blonde."
http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000275.htm
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:39:13
Mr. "Here you go, sweetie. You wanna park this for me?" got that knocked up?
You must be fucking joking me. I wonder if he used the same line on her?
By Vigilante, on September 4, 2008 10:39:18
"Being rich and famous is all it takes to get any beautiful woman you want."
For a while anyway, up until your sperm create a living, breathing ATM machine inside of her womb. I guarantee the only things Spade will be "getting" from her now are a bill for child support and a massive fucking headache.
By J-Bird, on September 4, 2008 10:42:38
You don't need to use any lines on the whores at the Playboy Mansion. She's not a very memorable Playmate so I'm sure she was screwing any sorta famous guy she could. Maybe Spade will give her a part in Joe Dirt 2.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:43:49
Let's break this down Anon 09:58:41, David Spade isn't that rich, he isn't that famous, he is single but I really wouldn't go as far as to cal him a "man."
In other words, she's dumber than shit.
By thebig28, on September 4, 2008 10:46:20
David Spade is still a working actor and comedian. He gets paid. He's single, has no other kids, and from what I've heard he doesn't live an extravagant lifestyle, so probably has a lot of money saved. He has a lot more money than she'll ever have in her life and probably didn't get paid all that much for posing in Playboy. She might be dumb, but getting sperminated by Spade wasn't dumb.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:50:00
to anon @ 10:39:13
from your own link...
"In modern use, blond is sometimes used for female as well as male"
good lord, this is stupid.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:53:05
From anon's link:
"but blonde is preferred for female."
Yes, you're a moron. Stop fighting about it and learn how to spell so you look smart. Then go look at those titties on this post and masturbate. Then go take a nap.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:56:03
At least Spade didn't have to resort to having his mom send his pictures to Howard Stern in hopes of getting into the business.
"Pauly Shore?! You slept with Pauly effin' Shore!! I'm leaving!!"--Artie Lange's response to Jillian Grace admitting she banged "The Weez"
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 11:13:20
At least David Spade has worked consistently for years. He was on SNL, did that comedy that was on for a long time (about a fashion magazine?), had some show of his own and has done movies...at any rate my point being he is leagues above Pauly Shore. But then aren't we all.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 11:44:54
Anon, 10:50:00,
She let David Spade put Davie jr. in her and she just popped out Son of Spade. Hence, she's an idiot.
By thebig28, on September 4, 2008 11:58:30
Pauly Shore is a HOT blonde.
By Toe, on September 4, 2008 12:01:09
He must've made a pact with Satan to get all of the ass he's been getting in the past.
either that or he's got an enormous....bank account...
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 13:05:37
...if proven to be the child's biological father...
Says a lot about the world these "people" are living in.
By Fred, on September 4, 2008 13:16:42
"If proven to be the faher.." In other words, these two did not have some long lasting deep relationship...in other words, they were briefly ,casual fu*ck friends and Jillian has cash to last $$$$$$$$$$$ David ,ya' should have asked Bill Marr for acondom. He is always at the Playboy Party's. David and Bill were there together . They are always at the Playboy Party's.
By Jackpot$, on September 4, 2008 13:54:56
In ten years she will be another drunk, pill popping, plastic surgery addicted former playmate.
And Spade will have to deal with her.
By silver _viper, on September 4, 2008 13:55:20
Whhhaaaaat??? I can't believe this girl would waste her time on HIM! She's ruined her body for a washed up, untalented, UGLY actor...BLECH. She was sooo pretty.
And it's Bill Maher (the douchebag) not Bill Marr, Jackpot$
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 14:18:41
its not positive spade is the father so that means pauly shore and screetch and gary coleman are still in the mix !
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 14:31:01
They are both dumb blond bitches.
By NubianGoddez, on September 4, 2008 15:55:10
COME ON PEOPLE IS HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA WHERE CHICKS IN THEIR 20'S ARE WHORES so why surprise that little bastard got her preggers all you have to say over there is CREDIT CARD or CASH and the girls will "love" you
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 16:20:53
You could be a retard in a wheel chair and get chicks like this anywhere in the world as log as you got the $dough$. Money talks my friends, Don't matter where you are, you can wet your weiner if you flash some cash, and if the girl is dumb enough you can leave behind a load that'll give you a surprise 9 months later.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 16:50:06
Good for Spade. He's awesome, so better him than some jackass that didn't earn their high profile.
By quoipourquoi, on September 4, 2008 17:26:32
did anyone here take french class? If so, they would realize that the extra "e" is only for referring to the female gender. Kind of like fiancee vs. fiance. As for Mr. "women are dumb"- yeah, so dumb they need to correct your spelling, you ignorant f*ck.
By gryphon50, on September 4, 2008 19:01:24
in the close up face shots she resembles jessica biel
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 20:11:10
I see many broke basement-dwellers posting.
Boys, learn to use condoms properly. Especially with "fuck buddies". Or I guess STI's don't exist in Hollywood, right? Or at least if you don't intend to get the person you're fucking pregnant.
Christ, these people are stupid.
By Hyperbole, on September 4, 2008 21:29:05
Can you blame him? It was worth it, right?
By Missy Thrope, on September 4, 2008 21:56:04
1) This chick is a walking talking sperm receptacle.
2) David spade fucking this golddigger without protection shows how much a dumbass he is, and how much of a whore she is; she'd fuck a monkey if it ensured she was on the gravy train for life.
What a pair of losers...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 00:29:17
She's got the Denise Richards "I got it made for life" dumbass gold digging whore look on her face...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 00:31:22
do you guys know that she was first on the howard stern show as one of those girls they judge hot enough to be in playboy? and she had small boobs so the show hooked her up with the titty Dr. and walah. I think she was like 18 at the time.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 00:36:26
How the hell does this guy bang so many hot women? He's fucking ugly!
By He must have a HUGE Shlong, on September 5, 2008 04:46:37
and walah
?
Another French lesson here. I think you mean "voila".
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 5, 2008 12:48:02
Anon 0:36; she actually was on Stern because her mom wrote in to the show and said she could be good enough for Playboy. I watched it religiously when it was on the E! channel. So, Stern had her flown out to be judged, her pics were then sent to Playboy (along with a call from Stern himself), and she landed Playmate of the Month. Basically, her own mom pimped her out.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 13:11:19
Nothing like a gold digger. She's set for life now.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 14:53:11
"walah".
Makes the blond/blonde controversy seem silly.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 6, 2008 07:25:42
If this beautiful angel would be my girl I'd do anything to save her from having that evil gnomes baby. I would have gone so far as to barge into their hotel room the moment after he fired his money shot into her love hole - and just jumped in and placed my mouth on her honey pot to create maximum suction and then...I would have sucked that demon seed out of her and spit just like I was saving a friend from a rattle snake bite. That's love.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 00:23:40
Just shows what a braindead twat this bitch is. And a gold digger at that...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 17:28:54
He rescues animals...therefore his soul deserves good things.
By Nan, on September 8, 2008 00:44:30
2 minutes of happiness, 18 years of $1mil/year
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:45:18
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