In Touch said she had asked him to move in. Then eonline said her friend was moving in. And now Star says he wanted to move in. wow these mags posted every possibility huh.
Hey, she might be a smart girl there with smart parents and handlers in order to know that no way does this boyfreind need to move and when they spilt up ,he gets half of her money. Think Kevin Federline. No way does Hayden P. need to buy a home with this boyfreind and a 2.6 million home or anything like that or business. Anne Hathaway ring a bell.
Lohan lived in hotels and blew all her money. At least this chick is buying property and I'm kinda proud of her that she wants to be independent, not go right from her parents to latching on to a boyfriend.
Maybe Milo should find someone closer to his own age with a bit more life experience who hasn't just moved out of her parent's house?
Well, at least she has an attractive face unlike Maggie Gyllenhal, Gwyneth Paltrow or Rumer Willis. At least we won't be thinking Hollywood Nepotism! Did I mention Kate whatever, Goldie Hawn's daughter?
This is the deal.....midgets....and this woman is clearly borderline dwarf....realize at some point they need the semen from a larger man to reproduce a child who is not similarly small. Also a small man might make a decent first lover....but just wait til she get her hands on someone with a larger penis.....oh boy!
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By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 08:52:30
id tap that oompa loompas ass any day
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:03:59
^ nobody cares
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:09:53
This probably doesn't really matter in the scheme of things, but Hayden's 19, not 18 - DOB 8/21/89.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:21:07
She gonna turn into a little whore in no time. Why are all these young'ens so f'd up? She gonna go down the same road as her role models, Lohan, etc.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:49:34
Uhh, isn't that Shirley Temple in the banner pic? I've never seen this Hayden Pantene chick but she has been described to me as "pre-pubescent".
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:53:10
Thank you god! I've been saving up for a special visit. How much?
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:09:55
"Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system."
jhc some of those pictures really show just how huge her head is.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 11:21:24
She is a cute girl, but I agree with 9:49 - it is just a matter of time before she becomes the 'whore du jour' in Hollywood.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 11:34:42
Wow, and they said it wouldn't last.....not so shocking, to say the least. On a positive note, that means Milo may soon be back on the market.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:30:45
I call NEXT!
By DavidSpade, on September 5, 2008 12:36:01
Someone needs to tell her the Buffy the Vampire Slayer look ended in 1997.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:41:22
In Touch said she had asked him to move in. Then eonline said her friend was moving in. And now Star says he wanted to move in. wow these mags posted every possibility huh.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:42:41
31? Gross.
And why can't she go 2 fucking seconds without making an idiotic face? Seriously.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 13:21:12
I pity the fool who thinks that Milo really has any intention of marrying this midget.
It must be Hayden's mom planting stories again.
By Page Seven, on September 5, 2008 13:40:53
She looks like a common Russian girl, with a great big head.
By markeeoo, on September 5, 2008 17:42:13
$2.6 Million? How freaking much are they paying her per episode on Heroes?
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 19:06:29
Hey, she might be a smart girl there with smart parents and handlers in order to know that no way does this boyfreind need to move and when they spilt up ,he gets half of her money. Think Kevin Federline. No way does Hayden P. need to buy a home with this boyfreind and a 2.6 million home or anything like that or business. Anne Hathaway ring a bell.
By Smart Girl, on September 5, 2008 19:46:27
I'm a walking candy-apple!!
By Elaine Benes, on September 5, 2008 19:51:54
Lohan lived in hotels and blew all her money. At least this chick is buying property and I'm kinda proud of her that she wants to be independent, not go right from her parents to latching on to a boyfriend.
Maybe Milo should find someone closer to his own age with a bit more life experience who hasn't just moved out of her parent's house?
By Hyperbole, on September 5, 2008 22:11:11
"Milo keeps talking marriage" Who's writing this fiction?
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 06:02:23
She dumped here boyfriends ass because she found out that Samantha Ronson might soon be single.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 07:53:24
That mic looks huge in her tiny little hand.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 11:00:56
her head is gigantic which means she is FANTASTIC at giving head
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 19:22:30
I hope this is true. He probably thought he had a child bride who'd do whatever he said. Maybe Hayden can teach him different!
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 21:16:42
Well, at least she has an attractive face unlike Maggie Gyllenhal, Gwyneth Paltrow or Rumer Willis. At least we won't be thinking Hollywood Nepotism! Did I mention Kate whatever, Goldie Hawn's daughter?
By Nan, on September 8, 2008 00:33:26
she's a girl, so technically she would be in the Lullaby League and not the Lollipop Guild...
By gryphon50, on September 8, 2008 03:00:25
This is the deal.....midgets....and this woman is clearly borderline dwarf....realize at some point they need the semen from a larger man to reproduce a child who is not similarly small. Also a small man might make a decent first lover....but just wait til she get her hands on someone with a larger penis.....oh boy!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 04:42:17
She hold'n the mic like she holding on to cock. Sexy, wish it were my cock.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 13:54:35
just more feminist gossip crap. come on, who thinks milo would really be this desperate to marry her
By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 13:39:29
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