Hmmmmm I think that Criss Angel guy is the biggest toss pot on the planet. I mean seriously, the guy is a total fuckwit. And all of his illusions are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAME! If lame ass illusions like that pull hot chicks like Holly, wait until the world sees the tricks i can do with my penis, which, by the way, has more talent in it's foreskinless head than Criss Angel could achieve in a lifetime!!!
Hef can't even get his dick up anymore. He doesn't fuck any of these girls. Anyone who believes any of the drama on that stupid show is an idiot. It's scripted television to make money. It's not reality.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:01:04 -------------------------------------------------- Don't you have some Algebra homework to do or something, kiddo?
Huge Hefner is one of the most interesting and brilliant men of the 20th century (and I mean that with all sincerity), Criss Angel looks like he should be playing bass in a Motley Crue tribute band in New Jersey. Stick with Hef Holly.
Hefner's not trying to bang any ho. He's making all the money he possibly make before he dies so he has enough money to leave to his WIFE he is STILL MARRIED TO, his KIDS, 2 sons with that wife, his DAUGHTER, and the whores who pretended he is still a hard dick pimp all of these years for the E Channel and the new Playboy clubs. He's taking all you dumbfucks' money he can before he dies. Stop being so gullible.
Heff just needs to be castrated. He is a disgusting, old man, who screws and financially supports vapid, calculating whores. It's hard to even say which side of the equation is worse.
This gold digger is perfect for the ultimate shining cheeseball, kriss angel. Hugh Heffner is a rotten old prune. I've enjoyed watching girls next door because it gives me the chance to mock famous people and feel better about myself. What a legacy this holly whore will have when her one day children see that she bedded down with a dinasour pimp in pajamas. Plastic on the outside, stinks like shit on the inside.
Hef DeathWatch 09 has begun! I think he is on his way out in the next 18 months, and distancing himself from that harpie, gold-digging, whore is a good move for him and Playboy Enterprises. She wants not only the kids but the whole business.
sad that these two met and hooked up at such different stages of their individual lives. Coulda been a great love story there i think. It's clear Hef's present wife wishes to be his widow one day and won't give that title up to permit another fem to claim it eventually
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Leave Your Commentthat makeup is caulked on her like plaster on sheetrock...
By Lee Cadaver, on September 24, 2008 04:23:15
Hugh is gross. Just...yuck.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 04:23:57
Hmmmmm I think that Criss Angel guy is the biggest toss pot on the planet. I mean seriously, the guy is a total fuckwit. And all of his illusions are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAME! If lame ass illusions like that pull hot chicks like Holly, wait until the world sees the tricks i can do with my penis, which, by the way, has more talent in it's foreskinless head than Criss Angel could achieve in a lifetime!!!
By Reece, on September 24, 2008 05:13:06
That almost made me kinda sad for Hef.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 07:23:35
Criss Angel? Seriously? Why is the dating pool in Hollywood like 5 deep? That dude getting tons of action...now THERE'S a magic trick.
By huskaroos, on September 24, 2008 07:35:03
In other words, "time for some new bitches!"
You go, Hef! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:01:04
At least he's finally getting that fugly wigger Kendra out of his house. Like anyone believes she'd fuck a white guy.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:02:11
Hef can't even get his dick up anymore. He doesn't fuck any of these girls. Anyone who believes any of the drama on that stupid show is an idiot. It's scripted television to make money. It's not reality.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:51:51
So "very much"
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 10:11:15
In other words, "time for some new bitches!"
You go, Hef! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:01:04
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Don't you have some Algebra homework to do or something, kiddo?
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 10:31:45
Huge Hefner is one of the most interesting and brilliant men of the 20th century (and I mean that with all sincerity), Criss Angel looks like he should be playing bass in a Motley Crue tribute band in New Jersey. Stick with Hef Holly.
By thebig28, on September 24, 2008 11:44:41
He'll be sorry to see her go. She's all kinds of hot and tasty. A lot of these Playboy chicks are skanks up close. Not her, though.
By Fred, on September 24, 2008 12:58:12
"... And I'm sure the time will come when she'll be dating others. That's part of the transition."
= Hefner-ese for:
"I've found a new, hot young ho I want to bang. Time to dump the bleached-out vintage ho."
By Get Real, on September 24, 2008 14:00:16
Hefner's not trying to bang any ho. He's making all the money he possibly make before he dies so he has enough money to leave to his WIFE he is STILL MARRIED TO, his KIDS, 2 sons with that wife, his DAUGHTER, and the whores who pretended he is still a hard dick pimp all of these years for the E Channel and the new Playboy clubs. He's taking all you dumbfucks' money he can before he dies. Stop being so gullible.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 14:07:02
Heff just needs to be castrated. He is a disgusting, old man, who screws and financially supports vapid, calculating whores. It's hard to even say which side of the equation is worse.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 15:05:23
She's a trainwreck. You've seen one blond, fake tits, flat ass girl, you've seen them all.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 15:09:58
He ain't nothin' but a pimp.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 16:49:51
This gold digger is perfect for the ultimate shining cheeseball, kriss angel. Hugh Heffner is a rotten old prune. I've enjoyed watching girls next door because it gives me the chance to mock famous people and feel better about myself. What a legacy this holly whore will have when her one day children see that she bedded down with a dinasour pimp in pajamas. Plastic on the outside, stinks like shit on the inside.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 19:55:51
I enjoy the fact that people still think that Criss Angel is actually interested in women on a sexual level...
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 21:22:17
chris angel looks like my unshaved nuts dressed like a homeless person
By d o double g, on September 25, 2008 09:31:34
Hef DeathWatch 09 has begun! I think he is on his way out in the next 18 months, and distancing himself from that harpie, gold-digging, whore is a good move for him and Playboy Enterprises. She wants not only the kids but the whole business.
By Mr Brutal, on September 25, 2008 11:08:47
"Transition." Sounds like: a)she's getting a penis b)she's a scientologist or c)all of the above.
Now now. I'd show Angel some tricks, that is, if he's hermetically sealed first.
By Sami, on September 25, 2008 15:37:54
I'm still laughing at the "dinasour pimp in pajamas" comment! HILARIOUS!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 14:00:00
sad that these two met and hooked up at such different stages of their individual lives. Coulda been a great love story there i think. It's clear Hef's present wife wishes to be his widow one day and won't give that title up to permit another fem to claim it eventually
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 12:31:46
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