32 Comments:

1. apparently the 'roids also make you want to dress like an extra in the movie Tron

   By bud, on September 30, 2008 09:20:46

2. That's right, bitchez. We only have one Emergency Room in Canada.
   
   Our Health Care System is da bomb.
   
   

   By Vigilante, on September 30, 2008 09:25:07

3. Yay, an Apache Chief reference. INUNCHUK!

   By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:26:23

4. Steroids make you lose weight quickly? I thought they were just for muscle development. Pardon my ignorance, but do tell.

   By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:28:30

5. HGH and steroids are for self important losers. Enjoy your baldness, shrunken testicles, and heart problems, dumbasses! Hope your vanity was worth it!

   By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:40:23

6. Figures our only emergency room would be in Montreal. I hope I never get sick -- I live 2500 miles away!

   By Kessa, on September 30, 2008 09:55:46

7. thats a crock of shit... she cancelled the gig cause only 5000 were sold out of 20000. thats the truth.

   By jimbo, on September 30, 2008 10:01:12

8. HGH makes you lose the weight. 'Roids puts it on with muscle.

   By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 10:18:23

9. What in the world is she wearing? It wouldn't look good no matter what size she was. Wearing a spandex suit shows all of your extra bulges, no matter what kind of weird metal corset you use to try to hide it.

   By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 10:26:05

10. Inyuk-chuk, 09:26:23

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 10:28:22

11. S'OK, Kessa. I hear there's going to be a second one opening up in Brokenhead in the near future.

    By Vigilante, on September 30, 2008 10:43:13

12. Seriously, is she that heavy or is that like a fat suit?

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 11:17:33

13. she should fire her costume designer... pronto! and go ahead and get rid of the hairstylist and make-up artist while you're at it! WTF?

    By AVard, on September 30, 2008 11:35:29

14. ^^Yes, she is not even ugly to make herself that ugly

    By Toe, on September 30, 2008 11:42:00

15. Stanazonol, specifically. Strips away everything.

    By Fred, on September 30, 2008 11:48:05

16. Ms.Jackson cancelled because of a rhythm of nation she only getting a couple of thousands...

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 12:10:16

17. Don't get me wrong I'm sure she busts her ass to look great but no one not even fabulous Ms. Jackson can make her body look like that w/ out the aid of pills and surgery. Especially since she's yo yo'ed back and forth so many times!

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 13:14:36

18. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
    I am for real
    Neva meant to make your daughter cry
    I apoligize a trillion times

    By Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas..., on September 30, 2008 13:56:28

19. She's a fat middle-aged black chick. It's Type II Diabetes, not steroids.

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 14:19:43

20. age + pop stars = pathetic.

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 14:26:50

21. A "rhythm village", then.

    By Fred, on September 30, 2008 15:10:59

22. "Apache Chief." Somebody's been listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings int the morning!

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 15:22:10

23. Holy crap, her costume designer deserves to be kicked in the head. 'the hell is she wearing. Not only that- her hair and makeup are just plain DUMB. This woman has lost 'it' and is trying waaaayyy too hard, but just not pulling it off.
    Why can't these people just rest their laurels and be done with cramming themselves down our throats any more?

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 16:49:22

24. Damn it Bud, I was going to make a "Tron" joke!

    By thebig28, on September 30, 2008 18:27:26

25. I'm guessing Clenbuterol. That shit will fuck your ass up.

    By Hyperbole, on September 30, 2008 20:37:41

26. That's alot of fried chicken grease under that zoot suit.

    By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 23:12:50

27. Why can't these retarded celebrities just stop stuffing their faces and get on a treadmill? Drugs aren't necessary it's just pure laziness.

    By doh!, on October 1, 2008 04:01:12

28. So she finally got the part in Starlight Express! Good for her!

    By Bene, on October 1, 2008 04:50:51

29. shes a little fat, porky super chunk-stuffed sausage

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 06:55:37

30. Why doesn't this sad, pathetic, yesterday's news woman just stay in the hospital...or anywhere besides being on a stage and forcing us to have to look at her? Let it go Janet - let it go - it's all over...

    By Captain Obvious 22, on October 1, 2008 07:13:25

31. The bitch is still fat...roids must not be working...and that costume must be the only way she can wear a full body Spanx control garment.

    By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 07:40:58

32. WHO CARES.

    By fuck janet, on October 14, 2008 17:53:14