What's with all of these twin births among celebrities? Why hasn't someone really pushed the envelope and gone for more. It is a competition and attention grabber, isn't it? I mean...isn't this why Madonna is rubbing a guitar on her vagina (which scares people) at age 50?
It's apparent that the new Hollywood "IN" thing is to artifically produce multiples. It's like shopping in a baby store, "I'll take two of those, and one of these"....lol such jerks
wowee. them musta been some crazy fertility drugs! hasn't she been trying like hell forever? I remember seeing interviews almost 10 years ago where she just looked sad, like someone who didn't want any of it, just a baby, and she couldn't have one.
I never understood how any man can be in a relationship or have children with a professional fucker. He must be some sort of a lowlife to match his white trash whore.
Plus, these celebrities always deny the fertility angle. That's the most annoying aspect. Own it, people. We know what you're doing...and we don't like it!
Some people weren't meant to have babies and are infertile for a reason. These drugs are stupid and these multiple births are out of control. She should have just done some black market adoption like other celebs do.
wow imagine career day at school? oh yeah my mom fucks and my dad fights. but they both have the audacity to call themselves business people. then blake stands up and says his dad manages a hedge fund and thinks your parents should have aborted you for your own good.
Weren't her tits like crazy huge there for a while? They're suddenly normal now. What the hell, I guess it's like a Mr Potato Head where you can just change out body parts.
Good for her. I am happy. She obviously is very grateful that she has these babies. She will probably be a good mom and pour her whole heart into it. However, It will be totally embarassing for her children when they do find out about her past.
If she goes back to porn after having these kids I will VOMIT and demand they be removed from her custody. Like it's not bad enough these kids will have to deal with everyone saying disgusting things to him/her after they pull up momma's vids on the web. Gross.
Does anyone see the irony in her previous profession as a cum-bucket willing to fuck any guy, and her expressing her faith in god? Then she goes on to say how nasty comments don't bother her, when in actuality the mere mention of them indicates otherwise?
I suppose the real news here is that she has "fans" that offer her "unwavering" support. Only in America, folks.
Ms Wino, I would argue that anyone who professes to have faith in any diety is worthy of mockery, not just those emotionally damaged enough to enter the porn business in the first place.
I'm wondering if her fans are offering her support or just asking for blowjobs. Maybe she thinks it's the same thing.
Jenna and Tito should begin thinking of a way now to permanently block their childrens' access to the internet. Web surfing mommy's name will be so exciting. Imagine coming from a filthy womb that has been spooged in by a thousand tattooed freaks....
We know this used up whore will spit these babies out of that wide used up hole with noooooooo problem. Since when are Porn Stars considered celebrity's ??? This whore is just nasty and I PITY her poor kids already
39 Comments:
Leave Your CommentFertility drugs?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 08:48:40
I think they'll probably just drive a hummer out of the hole.
By BJ Backdoor, on September 23, 2008 09:02:30
or use the subway. its faster.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 09:08:07
I don't think it'll be any spectacular event for her to give birth. Cave diving is fairly unheard of extreme sport, afterall.
By Jon, on September 23, 2008 09:13:25
What's with all of these twin births among celebrities? Why hasn't someone really pushed the envelope and gone for more. It is a competition and attention grabber, isn't it? I mean...isn't this why Madonna is rubbing a guitar on her vagina (which scares people) at age 50?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 09:15:15
It's apparent that the new Hollywood "IN" thing is to artifically produce multiples. It's like shopping in a baby store, "I'll take two of those, and one of these"....lol such jerks
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 09:22:04
wowee. them musta been some crazy fertility drugs! hasn't she been trying like hell forever? I remember seeing interviews almost 10 years ago where she just looked sad, like someone who didn't want any of it, just a baby, and she couldn't have one.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 09:23:14
she already had twins......heh heh
By d o double g, on September 23, 2008 09:26:51
"I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive, except maybe during double penetration."
By radley, on September 23, 2008 09:28:02
Can you imagine growing up with her as your mother? "Mommy? Why do all the other Mommy's at school call you a wh-re?"
By Batmamma, on September 23, 2008 09:35:58
I never understood how any man can be in a relationship or have children with a professional fucker. He must be some sort of a lowlife to match his white trash whore.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 09:49:27
Plus, these celebrities always deny the fertility angle. That's the most annoying aspect. Own it, people. We know what you're doing...and we don't like it!
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:05:33
Some people weren't meant to have babies and are infertile for a reason. These drugs are stupid and these multiple births are out of control. She should have just done some black market adoption like other celebs do.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:10:52
My prediction - they'll both be black.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:38:24
wow imagine career day at school? oh yeah my mom fucks and my dad fights. but they both have the audacity to call themselves business people. then blake stands up and says his dad manages a hedge fund and thinks your parents should have aborted you for your own good.
By fuck you, on September 23, 2008 11:01:44
Weren't her tits like crazy huge there for a while? They're suddenly normal now. What the hell, I guess it's like a Mr Potato Head where you can just change out body parts.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 11:13:03
Those kids are going to fall out like marbles out of a trashbag.
By thebig28, on September 23, 2008 11:45:18
Good for her. I am happy. She obviously is very grateful that she has these babies. She will probably be a good mom and pour her whole heart into it. However, It will be totally embarassing for her children when they do find out about her past.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 12:22:53
This Tito guy should be in the running for a sainthood. Cardinal Frius Goldenrobes step aside!
By Fred, on September 23, 2008 12:47:09
"Those kids are going to fall out like marbles out of a trashbag."
LMAO!
By Albatross, on September 23, 2008 13:48:44
If she goes back to porn after having these kids I will VOMIT and demand they be removed from her custody. Like it's not bad enough these kids will have to deal with everyone saying disgusting things to him/her after they pull up momma's vids on the web. Gross.
By Give it up Jenna, on September 23, 2008 13:49:34
Does anyone see the irony in her previous profession as a cum-bucket willing to fuck any guy, and her expressing her faith in god? Then she goes on to say how nasty comments don't bother her, when in actuality the mere mention of them indicates otherwise?
I suppose the real news here is that she has "fans" that offer her "unwavering" support. Only in America, folks.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 23, 2008 14:12:49
Those children will be so proud of their whore mother.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 15:27:14
09:49:27 I couldn't agree with you more.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 15:29:17
Ms Wino, I would argue that anyone who professes to have faith in any diety is worthy of mockery, not just those emotionally damaged enough to enter the porn business in the first place.
I'm wondering if her fans are offering her support or just asking for blowjobs. Maybe she thinks it's the same thing.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 15:42:36
people are fucked up guess their lives suck ass and don't like to see another person happy so they say stupid shit you sad pathetic lonely souls
By grow up already, on September 23, 2008 16:03:11
Just make sure the folks at the hospital know to NOT DILATE HER. That massive devourer of matter could take the whole West Coast.
...you know what, in that case, forget I said anything.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 16:12:28
"Those kids are going to fall out like marbles out of a trashbag."
LM Fuckin AO!!! Awesome post. If I knew you I'd pay you money just so I can continue to use it. But I don't, so no money for you. Sorry.
By Hotdog Hallway, on September 23, 2008 19:43:18
"Those kids are going to fall out like marbles out of a trashbag."
LM Fuckin AO!!! Awesome post. If I knew you I'd pay you money just so I can continue to use it. But I don't, so no money for you. Sorry.
By Hotdog Hallway, on September 23, 2008 19:43:18
how old are you?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 22:11:34
Jenna and Tito should begin thinking of a way now to permanently block their childrens' access to the internet. Web surfing mommy's name will be so exciting. Imagine coming from a filthy womb that has been spooged in by a thousand tattooed freaks....
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 22:43:03
"how old are you?"
Yes, he should really be more mature, like everyone else on this website.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 05:28:39
After all those years of putting out for hundreds of men, Tito wont be getting any after getting married and having kids...
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 05:44:36
Well considering the genetic makeup of those two. I'd expect these kids to come out with about every learning disorder in the DSM
By Bonzo, on September 24, 2008 09:36:01
she's got enough room for a winnebago to come out of there so this is no surprise.
By zedsdead, on September 24, 2008 09:47:57
"He must be some sort of a lowlife to match his white trash whore."
It's Tito Ortiz. Replace "must be some sort of" with "is a huge", and you've got it.
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 11:55:29
We know this used up whore will spit these babies out of that wide used up hole with noooooooo problem. Since when are Porn Stars considered celebrity's ??? This whore is just nasty and I PITY her poor kids already
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 12:36:31
I'm thinking a natural delivery shouldn't be a problem here. Those kids could have skis on and slide out of there.
By Jennifer, on September 24, 2008 17:14:21
OBLIGATORY WIDE VAGINA JOKE
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 11:05:53
She's teh wideness?
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:05:07
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