Okay guys, seriously, enough is enough with all the J-lo fat jokes!! You guys shoudl be ashamed of yourself; let's cut her some slack! Sure you can tease her for being very average looking, or for having arms that look like cottage cheese stuffed into pantyhose, but to her credit, you have to admit that the Steeler's have looked impressive in their first 2 games and very well could make it to the playoffs this year.
I gotta give her props for a) completing a physical challenge that is not easy for any non-athlete to do and b) for showing the courage to squeeze into a wetsuit knowing she had no place to hide from the paparazzi. There's talkin' shit and doin' shit and for once she done shit.
"b) for showing the courage to squeeze into a wetsuit knowing she had no place to hide from the paparazzi."
Wetsuits make people appear thinner/more muscular. Trust me, I look like Batman in my wetsuit. There's nothing courageous about it. She's just being an attention whore, as per usual.
She is hideously pear-shaped yes. But she's not fat. I would say congratulations to anyone that would take on such a challenge but I can't bring myself to congratulate this smug self-satisfied, spoiled bitch.
You would think after all the training and the race itself she might drop a ass size or two...but this is not easy so good for her... at least this girl can sing and dance....more than I can say for Brit Brit...
we are going to need one of those Greenpeace Coastal Spill reaction teams to clean the millions of pounds of beige iridescent lipstick and silver eyeshadow off the tens of thousands of dying seabirds coated with it.
she is the worst thing to happen to Santa Monica Bay since runoff.
oh...and the last time i saw something that horrible climb out of the sea, was when the Kraken surfaced to eat Andromeda in Clash Of The Titans.
If someone could find HArry Hamlin, and have him cut off Paris Hilton's head and show it to JLO, thus turning her to stone it would take care of two problems at the same time
The Nautica Malibu Triathlon consisted of two events, the "Olympic" distance, and the "Classic." The "Classic," which occurred yesterday, is much easier. JLo participated in the "Classic."
The "Classic" triathlon, if you can call it a triathlon, consisted of a 1/2 mile ocean swim, 18-mile bike course, and 4-mile run. So easy.
When I was in college, I used to run 8 miles every other day. 18 miles of bicycling, especially with a cool ocean breeze, is not that difficult. And 1/2 mile swim? My swim team used to do all-out 2K swims for time, and half the team would exhausted by the end of the race.
While I give props to JLo for trying, this is no real triathlon by any standard. If she was pushed hard like true tri-athletes, she would have been puking her guts out after the first leg.
I've heard a "sprint" distance triathalon is about physically equivalent to running an half marathon. So while it's certainly not the hardest thing anyone ever did, it's certainly kind of impressive for a prima donna celeb who recently gave birth to twins. Even if it did take her over two hours. But the change from swim to bike to run is something to consider. It's not like a marathon where you can just walk the whole way and say you "finished".
you have to admit that the Steeler's have looked impressive ... OMG - it's one of those people who always feels the need to put an apostrophe within every word that ends in "S."
15:00 said, "it's certainly kind of impressive for a prima donna celeb who recently gave birth to twins."
Recently gave birth? You make it sound like it was weeks ago. Try 8 months. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her twins on February 22, 2008.
I give her credit for attempting such a demanding event. But let's be serious here -- real hardcore tri-athletes are in peak cardiovascular condition. To call this a triathlon is tantamount to calling Paris Hilton a movie star.
Jlo envy is rampant here. Is she supposed to not accomplish things maybe just because she is an American of puerto rican descent. Racism,sexism and envy looks ugly on you people. Btw she is not Mexican if you are going to slur the woman at least get her heritage right.
Jlo envy is rampant here. Is she supposed to not accomplish things maybe just because she is an American of puerto rican descent. Racism,sexism and envy looks ugly on you people. Btw she is not Mexican if you are going to slur the woman at least get her heritage right.
"OMG - it's one of those people who always feels the need to put an apostrophe within every word that ends in "S.""
OMG it's on of those people who harbor's a deep sense of insecurity and feels the need to correct grammatical error's in "comment's" section's on the Internet in a pathetic attempt to procure a feeling of superiority and significance.
I like the porky pig comment, that was funny. But, hey, it's a good start physically to come back from pregnancy, and nurturing, to do something somewhat challenging. She's no athlete, and never will be, but at least she tried something. That's doing more than 75% of the population. Gotta give her some credit.
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI would enjoy this story more if we knew the actual distances covered in the race.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 15, 2008 10:18:59
Is that the same wetsuit J.Lo wore when she swam across the Rio Grande?
By Storm, on September 15, 2008 10:19:22
"I would enjoy this story more if we knew the actual distances covered in the race.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 15, 2008 10:18:59"
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Here you go:
http://tinyurl.com/2rfwr
You're welcome.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 10:26:33
I hear she owes her success to her coach's groundbreaking training technique, called "Burrito On A String".
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 10:48:04
whale jokes are too obvious.
whale-eater jokes might be appropriate.
By i don't like you in any way, on September 15, 2008 10:48:26
Okay guys, seriously, enough is enough with all the J-lo fat jokes!! You guys shoudl be ashamed of yourself; let's cut her some slack!
Sure you can tease her for being very average looking, or for having arms that look like cottage cheese stuffed into pantyhose, but to her credit, you have to admit that the Steeler's have looked impressive in their first 2 games and very well could make it to the playoffs this year.
By Chris D, on September 15, 2008 11:15:22
I gotta give her props for a) completing a physical challenge that is not easy for any non-athlete to do and b) for showing the courage to squeeze into a wetsuit knowing she had no place to hide from the paparazzi. There's talkin' shit and doin' shit and for once she done shit.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 11:16:19
During the swim, a shark broke off an attack and was quoted as saying "there's no way I'm eating an obese seal".
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 11:24:56
"b) for showing the courage to squeeze into a wetsuit knowing she had no place to hide from the paparazzi."
Wetsuits make people appear thinner/more muscular. Trust me, I look like Batman in my wetsuit. There's nothing courageous about it. She's just being an attention whore, as per usual.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 11:36:56
is anyone here a marine biologist?
By coolpapa, on September 15, 2008 11:50:37
She is hideously pear-shaped yes. But she's not fat. I would say congratulations to anyone that would take on such a challenge but I can't bring myself to congratulate this smug self-satisfied, spoiled bitch.
By Sam, on September 15, 2008 11:56:57
She was LAST in her group and LAST of the female celebs that competed. See the pics of Eliza Dushku in the race - much better.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 12:12:38
You would think after all the training and the race itself she might drop a ass size or two...but this is not easy so good for her...
at least this girl can sing and dance....more than I can say for Brit Brit...
By markeeoo, on September 15, 2008 12:19:09
is that eliza dushku behind her in the first swimming-picture?
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 12:28:37
Thunder thighs.
By thebig28, on September 15, 2008 12:31:22
Did they send out the Coast Guard search party to find Eliza Dushku's tits? Or did they call that off already?
By 789, on September 15, 2008 12:43:56
Dushku isn't much better than Lopez. She has no tits and a flat ass and Lopez has no tits and too much ass. Both of them are ugly bitches.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 12:48:06
we are going to need one of those Greenpeace Coastal Spill reaction teams to clean the millions of pounds of beige iridescent lipstick and silver eyeshadow off the tens of thousands of dying seabirds coated with it.
she is the worst thing to happen to Santa Monica Bay since runoff.
For the love of god, please save the Bay.
By JR, on September 15, 2008 12:56:28
oh...and the last time i saw something that horrible climb out of the sea, was when the Kraken surfaced to eat Andromeda in Clash Of The Titans.
If someone could find HArry Hamlin, and have him cut off Paris Hilton's head and show it to JLO, thus turning her to stone it would take care of two problems at the same time
By JR, on September 15, 2008 13:00:31
taco taco... taco taco taco taco...
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 13:11:22
The Nautica Malibu Triathlon consisted of two events, the "Olympic" distance, and the "Classic." The "Classic," which occurred yesterday, is much easier. JLo participated in the "Classic."
The "Classic" triathlon, if you can call it a triathlon, consisted of a 1/2 mile ocean swim, 18-mile bike course, and 4-mile run. So easy.
When I was in college, I used to run 8 miles every other day. 18 miles of bicycling, especially with a cool ocean breeze, is not that difficult. And 1/2 mile swim? My swim team used to do all-out 2K swims for time, and half the team would exhausted by the end of the race.
While I give props to JLo for trying, this is no real triathlon by any standard. If she was pushed hard like true tri-athletes, she would have been puking her guts out after the first leg.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 15, 2008 13:12:50
I would not exactly call it EASY. However, I would not be proud of taking more than 2 hours to do it, either.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 15, 2008 13:56:52
another poseur on a bicycle...
wrong shoes, wrong pedals and what's with the sissy brake levers??? she's not racing cyclocross
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 14:02:05
I've heard a "sprint" distance triathalon is about physically equivalent to running an half marathon. So while it's certainly not the hardest thing anyone ever did, it's certainly kind of impressive for a prima donna celeb who recently gave birth to twins. Even if it did take her over two hours. But the change from swim to bike to run is something to consider. It's not like a marathon where you can just walk the whole way and say you "finished".
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 15:00:54
The older lady shes hugging in the photo has a waaayyy hotter body than J-Lo.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 15:02:37
Self-important, irrelevant, microtalented fatass.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 15, 2008 16:25:41
Shit. She trains for a triathalon, yet she still has a ludicrously large ass. Even God hates this bitch.
By JAC, on September 15, 2008 16:29:41
She's lucky she didn't get harpooned out there. She does a good imitation of Shamu.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 16:35:25
JR wins the comment contest! That's awesome!
By thebig28, on September 15, 2008 16:41:03
Someone needs to be taken to task for conflating a generic triathlon with the famous Iron Man Triathlon.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 16:44:51
J Lo may be able to finish pie, but just the other day I was actually able to finish pi.
By Rob Sieg, on September 15, 2008 16:53:12
I second JR's Clashtastic eradication proposal.
Well done, JR.
Anyone else wondering how warm the ocean got from the friction of her thighs rubbing together for half a mile?
And when is that Tsunami expected to hit Tahiti? You know, the one created when she dropped her two ton ass into the surf?
Thank God Kelly Clarkson wasn't asked to "compete".
By Vigilante, on September 15, 2008 17:26:01
you have to admit that the Steeler's have looked impressive ...
OMG - it's one of those people who always feels the need to put an apostrophe within every word that ends in "S."
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 17:48:10
^^^
I concur.
By windowlicker, on September 15, 2008 21:17:41
15:00 said, "it's certainly kind of impressive for a prima donna celeb who recently gave birth to twins."
Recently gave birth? You make it sound like it was weeks ago. Try 8 months. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her twins on February 22, 2008.
I give her credit for attempting such a demanding event. But let's be serious here -- real hardcore tri-athletes are in peak cardiovascular condition. To call this a triathlon is tantamount to calling Paris Hilton a movie star.
By anonymous, on September 15, 2008 22:49:16
Burrito...burito...burrito...
By anonymous, on September 16, 2008 02:06:02
Jlo envy is rampant here.
Is she supposed to not accomplish things maybe just because she is an American of puerto rican descent.
Racism,sexism and envy looks ugly on you people.
Btw she is not Mexican if you are going to slur the woman at least get her heritage right.
By olem, on September 16, 2008 03:36:50
Jlo envy is rampant here.
Is she supposed to not accomplish things maybe just because she is an American of puerto rican descent.
Racism,sexism and envy looks ugly on you people.
Btw she is not Mexican if you are going to slur the woman at least get her heritage right.
By olem, on September 16, 2008 04:22:01
Her time seems sort of respectable for someone who just had twins and normally visits the plastic surgeon to stay in shape.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2008 06:16:39
Porky pig in a rubber suit.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2008 09:39:56
22:49 said "Recently gave birth? You make it sound like it was weeks ago. Try 8 months. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to her twins on February 22, 2008."
I don't know if YOU've ever given birth to twins, but it's not something you recover from that quickly. Fuck off, taint breath.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2008 11:23:49
Storm! That is awesome!
By x24, on September 16, 2008 13:03:47
Um ... are we supposed to care about her or something?
By *Yawn*, on September 16, 2008 14:51:52
"OMG - it's one of those people who always feels the need to put an apostrophe within every word that ends in "S.""
OMG it's on of those people who harbor's a deep sense of insecurity and feels the need to correct grammatical error's in "comment's" section's on the Internet in a pathetic attempt to procure a feeling of superiority and significance.
By Chris D, on September 17, 2008 11:37:38
I like the porky pig comment, that was funny. But, hey, it's a good start physically to come back from pregnancy, and nurturing, to do something somewhat challenging. She's no athlete, and never will be, but at least she tried something. That's doing more than 75% of the population. Gotta give her some credit.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 10:08:39
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