16 Comments:

1. She's still pretty damn good lookin!

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 09:34:43

2. She's a buck toothed and fake haired mess.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 09:35:20

3. Jessica drunk??
   OH MY.
   
   Talk about disabling the disabled, eh?....

   By joejoe, on September 19, 2008 09:40:27

4. she should come back to my place and lay down for a while....

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 09:43:43

5. I once had a girlfriend who contracted various "infections". Sure alcohol played a role, but Multiple Anal Penetrations was, hands-down, the star of the show. Jessica's next album, "Butt Sex in Barrooms", should be another country favorite.

   By humpinfrog, on September 19, 2008 10:28:37

6. You know what? She's fucking hot as hell. I'd gladly receive a "Hot Carl" from Jessica Simpson.

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 11:10:30

7. "Butt Sex in Barrooms" sounds like a Disney-themed porn. Miley, I have your next job all lined up! You've heard of "Bedknobs and Broomsticks," right? Well, this is KINDA like that, except more knobs, and sticks...

   By 789, on September 19, 2008 11:13:52

8. Does she really need to perform? Retirement. Think about it.

   By Jennifer "get a clue" Aniston, on September 19, 2008 12:11:12

9. she makes me sick.................

   By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 16:19:13

10. Holy Hell.
    
    Papsmear Joe better step up and drag her ass to rehab. Get 'er to dry out or something.
    
    Quick, before people start thinking she's part Canadian.

    By Vigilante, on September 19, 2008 16:30:13

11. Instead of wasting my hard-earned money on her faux-country album, I bought Death Magnetic. A much, much better choice.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 17:37:31

12. Who the F cares is she gets buzzed once in a while? Everyone likes to get wasted from time to time, she's not holier than anyone.

    By anonymous, on September 19, 2008 20:32:21

13. She's likely not an alcoholic, but rather a light-weight. Meh. She can snort Gold Bond for all I care, as long it gets those panties off.

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 19, 2008 23:53:31

14. Why does anyone care about her, really? Really?

    By anonymous, on September 20, 2008 12:20:57

15. I'd still fuck her...what's up with all these country ass girls that are so fucking banging (not all that hot in the face i.e. Brit and Jess)...but damn the bodies....mmmmmmm

    By anonymous, on September 22, 2008 09:14:30

16. "...what's up with all these country ass girls that are so fucking banging (not all that hot in the face i.e. Brit and Jess)...but damn the bodies....mmmmmmm"
    
    Please learn how to speak English.

    By anonymous, on September 22, 2008 10:59:26