What a fucking idiot. You don't stop a live broadcast like that, you keep going no matter what! She should just be a studio singer and stay off the stage.
You don't stop a live broadcast. You take the earpiece out of your ear and do your best. Professional singers know this. If she was on a taped broadcast that would be different.
Why the hell is she sticking her tongue out in one picture and making those stupid faces especially the one where she is pouting like a child that no one wants to give attention to in the others?
Is her weight gain a homage to the fine country living she has now accustomed to? It better not!
I'm sorry to say but it seems that her talentless sister Ashley has the life Jessica always wanted.
How many years ago was that now?? Jessie, fella, don't remind people of past successes. It only drives home how shitty/low your career has truly become.
Is she knocked up, too? Oh GOD please, I hope not. Can you imagine Tony Homo using her to breed his future football players? She looks like a slob and her clothes are a mess.
Lord knows I've banged some dumb chicks in the past but even I wouldn't hook up with that dumb twat Jessica. She claims she was abused by a boyfriend in the past, even though I'd never hit a chick, I couldn't resist but beat the shit out of her dumb face. She has a face made for punching.
Durka ding dong dang, y'all! I'm here to put the "cunt" back in cuntry! This here accent is in no way pandering to an audience that I don't think will notice, so you'uns be sure ta buy mah ablums, ya' hear?
(Did I git it right daddy? They b'leeve I'm cuntry, raight?)
I refuse to pay anymore attention to posts where the subject is Jessica Simpson, unless it involves seeing her titties. Nothing else about her interests me at all.
Um, it's called SOUNDCHECK and rehearsal. Seems like Messica shows up for neither.
If you watch the music pros carefully, there is sign language they use to communicate with sound people so as not to interrupt a performance. I agree with the poster who said one solution is you take your earpiece out. Except without it, Jess can't sing on key..likely a backtrack mixed into her ear to keep her from fucking up and going way off key live.
Perhaps dimwit thinks she's back in hillbilly church in Texas where she got away with being lazy and was above hard work and practice? Seems so. And you are all right: she needs to apply some work ethic to her wardrobe as well. Sheesh.
"If you watch the music pros carefully, there is sign language they use to communicate with sound people so as not to interrupt a performance. I agree with the poster who said one solution is you take your earpiece out. Except without it, Jess can't sing on key..likely a backtrack mixed into her ear to keep her from fucking up and going way off key live."
^ I agree with this comment.
Jessica uses backtracks to make her voice sound better. REAL professional singers don't need those and can pull through a live performance very well without earpieces and backtracks.
Carmen, we don't know she's not singing over a track (like Asslee) for sure. Plus, she's got lots of backup singers covering her. I noticed her voice became fuller after she started, stopped and started again. Likely the dread backtrack mixed into a Simpson song AGAIN.
Did you catch the drummer ignoring her count-in? She's rhythmically challenged as well. Poor dolt.
It shouldn't be difficult to sing within an octave range (eight notes) which all her songs seem to range eight notes or less. Mariah has a five octave range, for example, and she uses it.
Blame her father, manager, handlers whomever for putting this crappy gimmick and incapable person into the limelight bound by a contract. They deserve equal savaging by our chorus.
Hate when she sticks out her tongue. Grow up girl.
Bet she is pregannt though. Look at her boobs, you can see the blue veins..... this happens to boobs when you are pregnant.....our veins show more then when not pregnant. That's the reason she has gained weight, she's pregers
Ok. So seriously. I was born and raised in the south. The deep south and I try to enunciate and not act like soem country bumpkin. Jessica needs to get a clue. Acting like an idiot and using the whole "I'm southern ya'll!!!!" attitude is not working. Just because she's "country" doesn't mean she gets a free pass to act like a damn honkey. She can't sing and she seems to be very dependent on her man....isn't her 15 minutes up yet?????
I think she is absolutely beautiful and I love to hear her sing. Her facial expressions make me laugh when I watch her sing, I am so entertained by this. Go Jess!
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhy is she wearing such dumb outfits???
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:06:10
Those dumb outfits are from Jessica's new clothing line! LMAO so fug!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:07:53
I thought she did just fine. Very professional.
By Gern Blansten, on September 10, 2008 10:14:20
She's looking like she put on more than a few pounds. Just an observation, not an attack. I'm overweight myself.
By sunseeker, on September 10, 2008 10:14:46
What a fucking idiot. You don't stop a live broadcast like that, you keep going no matter what! She should just be a studio singer and stay off the stage.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:15:55
Show your tits Jess. It's all you have left.
By jt, on September 10, 2008 10:20:54
of course you stop a live broadcast...why the fuck would you completely embarrass yourself and your band????
it does look like she's porked up a bit but I'd still give her the Blansten special
By Gern Blansten, on September 10, 2008 10:21:19
You don't stop a live broadcast. You take the earpiece out of your ear and do your best. Professional singers know this. If she was on a taped broadcast that would be different.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:25:16
She makes such stupid ugly faces when she sings.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:27:49
What's with her southern accent when she sang that song?
By Nando, on September 10, 2008 10:35:18
Wow, she really dropped the ball at a crucial time. Maybe she IS the one for Romo.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:38:18
Why the hell is she sticking her tongue out in one picture and making those stupid faces especially the one where she is pouting like a child that no one wants to give attention to in the others?
Is her weight gain a homage to the fine country living she has now accustomed to? It better not!
I'm sorry to say but it seems that her talentless sister Ashley has the life Jessica always wanted.
By KiKi, on September 10, 2008 10:48:27
She had better be thanking Allah for those titties because otherwise, she would have no reason to be breathing.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:49:00
'Thanks, guys, for making this song number 1.'
How many years ago was that now??
Jessie, fella, don't remind people of past successes.
It only drives home how shitty/low your career has truly become.
By joejoe, on September 10, 2008 10:51:46
Is she knocked up, too? Oh GOD please, I hope not. Can you imagine Tony Homo using her to breed his future football players? She looks like a slob and her clothes are a mess.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:53:24
What?!?!?! Wow I thought it was a new song, then realized she's singing it in that STUPID accent!!!! Good lord!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 11:08:18
is that jessica simpson of brittney spears? it's becoming increasingly hard to tell the difference.
By i don't like you in any way, on September 10, 2008 11:10:05
Well GOLLY!! She sure does have quite the fake ass southern drawl now!
It kinda makes me wanna kick her in the head and see if I can knock the stupid out of her..
Man that Tony Homo must be brimmin with pride!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 11:12:51
Lord knows I've banged some dumb chicks in the past but even I wouldn't hook up with that dumb twat Jessica. She claims she was abused by a boyfriend in the past, even though I'd never hit a chick, I couldn't resist but beat the shit out of her dumb face. She has a face made for punching.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 11:36:02
Durka ding dong dang, y'all! I'm here to put the "cunt" back in cuntry! This here accent is in no way pandering to an audience that I don't think will notice, so you'uns be sure ta buy mah ablums, ya' hear?
(Did I git it right daddy? They b'leeve I'm cuntry, raight?)
By You Vapid Whore, on September 10, 2008 11:57:04
Dagnabbit!
I keep thinking the headline reads "Porn Entertainer"!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 12:14:10
Can you say ZERO STAGE PRESENCE!!
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 12:38:51
Yeah but her tits are nice.
By Fred, on September 10, 2008 12:45:00
I refuse to pay anymore attention to posts where the subject is Jessica Simpson, unless it involves seeing her titties. Nothing else about her interests me at all.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 13:07:08
I can't understand why we keep getting her shoved in our face. Please, stop and find some new talent, there has to be some in this country.
By yourmom, on September 10, 2008 13:14:02
Um, it's called SOUNDCHECK and rehearsal. Seems like Messica shows up for neither.
If you watch the music pros carefully, there is sign language they use to communicate with sound people so as not to interrupt a performance. I agree with the poster who said one solution is you take your earpiece out. Except without it, Jess can't sing on key..likely a backtrack mixed into her ear to keep her from fucking up and going way off key live.
Perhaps dimwit thinks she's back in hillbilly church in Texas where she got away with being lazy and was above hard work and practice? Seems so. And you are all right: she needs to apply some work ethic to her wardrobe as well. Sheesh.
By Sami, on September 10, 2008 13:33:48
Just an idiot.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 14:35:06
More tits than brains.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 14:37:21
what a fuckin moron
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 16:14:59
These are times I wish those two sniper were not locked up.
By NubianGoddez, on September 10, 2008 16:48:34
All I can say is you "Suck". Who made your song # 1? I haven't seen that on any charts. your only #1 is before you sit and crap a #2.
And where in the hell did you come up with that F-N stupid accent. Loser
By Tom Landry, on September 10, 2008 17:03:53
Fake country drawl, lack of stage presence, whispy song voice, funny dresses... but hey, look at that rack!!!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 10, 2008 17:18:23
It's time for porn,or the pole.
By blue vein throbber, on September 10, 2008 17:24:11
at least she's not lip synching...
By carmen, on September 10, 2008 18:06:53
"If you watch the music pros carefully, there is sign language they use to communicate with sound people so as not to interrupt a performance. I agree with the poster who said one solution is you take your earpiece out. Except without it, Jess can't sing on key..likely a backtrack mixed into her ear to keep her from fucking up and going way off key live."
^ I agree with this comment.
Jessica uses backtracks to make her voice sound better. REAL professional singers don't need those and can pull through a live performance very well without earpieces and backtracks.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 18:14:07
Carmen, we don't know she's not singing over a track (like Asslee) for sure. Plus, she's got lots of backup singers covering her. I noticed her voice became fuller after she started, stopped and started again. Likely the dread backtrack mixed into a Simpson song AGAIN.
Did you catch the drummer ignoring her count-in? She's rhythmically challenged as well. Poor dolt.
It shouldn't be difficult to sing within an octave range (eight notes) which all her songs seem to range eight notes or less. Mariah has a five octave range, for example, and she uses it.
Blame her father, manager, handlers whomever for putting this crappy gimmick and incapable person into the limelight bound by a contract. They deserve equal savaging by our chorus.
By Sami, on September 10, 2008 20:15:13
I am a kind and understanding person. But that was just BAAD.
By Amy, on September 10, 2008 21:44:54
wait a fucking minute din't she went country that mess is not country wtf is going on and jess let those tits come out
By Thats not a country song damn it, on September 10, 2008 23:55:03
I'm really getting tired of this bitch.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 00:28:50
Hate when she sticks out her tongue. Grow up girl.
Bet she is pregannt though. Look at her boobs, you can see the blue veins..... this happens to boobs when you are pregnant.....our veins show more then when not pregnant.
That's the reason she has gained weight, she's pregers
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 06:13:31
Does anyone else get the feeling that we are watching the emergence of the new Anna Nicole Smith???
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 14:32:19
Ok. So seriously. I was born and raised in the south. The deep south and I try to enunciate and not act like soem country bumpkin. Jessica needs to get a clue. Acting like an idiot and using the whole "I'm southern ya'll!!!!" attitude is not working. Just because she's "country" doesn't mean she gets a free pass to act like a damn honkey. She can't sing and she seems to be very dependent on her man....isn't her 15 minutes up yet?????
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 18:40:37
Just BAD. Sorry Jess.
By janey, on September 11, 2008 21:17:57
I think she is absolutely beautiful and I love to hear her sing. Her facial expressions make me laugh when I watch her sing, I am so entertained by this. Go Jess!
By Chris, on September 12, 2008 09:45:21
I love how she counts down ("one, two, three, UH!") and the band just sits there. LOL
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 11:28:11
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